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634 Responses to “September 2007 Jokes About Your Mommy”

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  1. 441
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Finally that guy was a retard. Hey how r u going!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. 442
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Whats with that yo mama master guy. His jokes suck.

      Sorry guys but I’m going to be going away for a while and wont be able to post until october

  3. 443
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Yo momma’s so stupid she tried to get a job as a pole dancer at the North Pole

  4. 444
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Yo momma’s so greasy that she farts “spray on oil”

  5. 445
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Yo momma’s so greasy and filthy that she doesnt have a virgina. Her lips just fell off down into her groin and grew a beard

  6. 446
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Yo momma’s so crazy that she has two glass eyes but still reads books

  7. 447
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Yo momma’s so poor that I asked her to come to the 33c store. And she said “Why did we just win lotto”

  8. 448
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Yo momma’s so short and black that people think that she’s an ant

  9. 449
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Yo momma’s so short that when she goes to a petting zoo she rides the fleas on the animals back

  10. 450
    H. Jordan fan said:

      YO MOMMA’S SO FAT THAT SHE SWEATS FROM DOING RUNNING WRITING

  11. 451
    NO ONE KNOWS MY NAME said:

      Why are u not going to be able to post??/

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