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634 Responses to “September 2007 Jokes About Your Mommy”

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  1. 463
    Sir Roaster of Mommas said:

      yo momma teeth so crooked when smiled i thought she threw up a gang sign
      WEST SIDE BITCH!

  2. 464
    Sir Roaster of Mommas said:

      oh snap i crack myself up LMAO

  3. 465
    Sir Roaster of Mommas said:

      see you guys tomorrow and i’ll say hi to yo mommas tonight

  4. 466
    POOP DICK MASTER said:

      yo momma so fat she uses vallet parking just to go to the bathroom

  5. 467
    Sir Roaster of Mommas said:

      yo momma so fat she has to get a building permit just to make the toilet seat wider

  6. 468
    Sir Roaster of Mommas (TM) said:

      hey lets have a good original yo momma contest
      use your own made up momma jokes and post them don’t use the internet
      i have ways of finding out if you are cheating
      the rules anything goes you cheat you are eliminated from the contest
      winner will hold the utlimate momma roster (TM) title
      i won’t play this round because i don’t have much access to a computer so i’ll be the judge. and by the way champion gets bragging rights
      think of it as yo momma as on mtv maybe someone will be noticed and get a shot
      let the games begin guys
      make me LMAO

  7. 469
    Caitlin said:

      Your mom is so fat shes fat

  8. 470
    KING OF YO MOMMAS AND CRACKIN PUNKS WITH CUSTOM CRACKS (TM) said:

      Yo mommas so bald I can see what she’s thinking

  9. 471
    TYR ANT said:

      H Jordans mom’s soo stupid when i took her to the shoot out last weekend some how the bitch got stabbed

  10. 472
    TYR ANT said:

      H Jordans mom’s soo stupid I got arrested for running her over when My car was parked

  11. 473
    TYR ANT said:

      H Jordans mom’s soo stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

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