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637 Responses to “September 2007 Jokes About Your Mommy”

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    Frodo said:

      im taking confused to a new level…and im gonna say what i sed b4

      your mums like a hardwarestore 10c a screw

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    KING OF YO MOMMAS AND CRACKIN PUNKS WITH CUSTOM CRACKS (TM) said:

      Hey Dooshy brit frodo : snappin and crackin is American there is no such word as MUM. So go away, and by the way ever heard of a toothbrush? Orthodontist? With out even knowing you I know you have them “summer” teeth! Summer over here summer over there!!!!!!

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    ana said:

      yo momma is so fat when she walked past the t.v I missed a whole season of Family Guy.

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    micheal jordan said:

      yo momma is so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

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    TYR ANT said:

      yo momma is so dumb that when she got locked in Wal-Mart she starved to death.

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    heyy im a sexyy said:

      hey guyss wats up. oh jordan do u have a brother and a sister named cody and logan ? cuz i might no u

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    kpcollier said:

      your mommas so stupid, she stook a phone up her ass and thought she was makning a booty call

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    og said:

      yo mama so biack that when she jumped of roof everyone said darkness is falling

  9. 482
    og said:

      yo mama so black i have to use night vision googles to see her

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    TYR ANT said:

      KINGS mom is so nasty she often is mistaked as mcdonalds “over a billion served”

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    TYR ANT said:

      I often call kings mom mcdonalds cause “I’m lovin it”

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