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634 Responses to “September 2007 Jokes About Your Mommy”

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  1. 485
    Teddie said:

      your mamas like a big mac full of fat and only worth a buck.

      Your mamas like a gameboy always gettin played

      Your mamas like a bag of chips frito lay

      Your mamas like a yoyo always getting put down

  2. 486
    Anonymous said:

      Yo Momma is so fat , a bus ran into her and she said, “Hey! Who threw that pebble?!”

  3. 487
    Guppy Girl =P said:

      Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, “What a treasure!” and her father said, “Yes, let’s go bury it.”

  4. 488
    www.soundclick.com/dboone said:

      Yo momma so ugly she walked into Friendlys and got smacked!!!!!!!!!

  5. 489
    www.soundclick.com/dboone said:

      Yo momma so old she gots an autographed picture of Jesus Christ

  6. 490
    www.soundclick.com/dboone said:

      Yo momma so black she could go to a funeral naked

      yo momma so white she attracts moths

  7. 491
    chayton wagner said:

      yo mama so stupied she thought a bus full of white kids was a trinkie

  8. 492
    Terminator said:

      hello

  9. 493
    T Guinea Pig said:

      Yo momma is so old that she has jesus in her year book

  10. 494
    Terminator said:

      anybody on

  11. 495
    burp SOULJA BOY said:

      yo momma IS GODDAMN stupid she thought masterbation was a karate master

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