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634 Responses to “September 2007 Jokes About Your Mommy”

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  1. 507
    shelby said:

      bop yo the top

  2. 508
    shelby said:

      bop to the top

  3. 509
    shelby said:

      shelby is not my real name

  4. 510
    rachael an ashley said:

      ur mom so stupid she triped over a cordless fone

  5. 511
    Anonymous said:

      Yo mamma so poor when i saw her digging in the dumpster isaid what are you doing she said christmas shoping

  6. 512
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so fat when she went to mcdonalds the manager asked “what will u have, smal medium or large?” and yo mom said do u havee the fat ass special?

  7. 513
    Dj Aligator said:

      yo momma is so fat that when she falls from the roof she didnt stop before she hit the basement:D

  8. 514
    Dj Aligator said:

      Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party

  9. 515
    Dj Aligator said:

      Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, No Professionals.

  10. 516
    Dj Aligator said:

      Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, “What a treasure!” and her father said, “Yes, let’s go bury it.

  11. 517
    Dj Aligator said:

      Yo momma so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars

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