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634 Responses to “September 2007 Jokes About Your Mommy”

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  1. 518
    Dj Aligator said:

      Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry

  2. 519
    Dj Aligator said:

      Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone

  3. 520
    Dj Aligator said:

      Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday

  4. 521
    Dj Aligator said:

      Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye

  5. 522
    Dj Aligator said:

      Thank you and goodbye for me:)

  6. 523
    __xoxo.MiiSSii.xoxo__ said:

      yo mommaz so ugly ppl pay her at the mall so she can
      get plastic surgery. . .
      yo mommaz so ugly thts the reason y yur fathaz blind. . .
      yo mommaz so ugly dey put her
      in museum cuz they ain nvr evr seen sum1 as uglyy as her

  7. 524
    dert said:

      yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish

  8. 525
    dert said:

      your mama so fat that she ate 30 pounds of shit

  9. 526
    dert said:

      yo mama so fat her boy friend wont even kiss her

  10. 527
    dert said:

      yo mama so ugly her boyfriend kicked her in the ass

  11. 528
    nicKZ said:

      YO MOMMA IS SO FAT SHE IS THE STARTING 5 IN BASKETBALL

      YO MOMMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE SAT ON A RAINBOW SKITTLES CAME OUT LOL!

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