639 Responses to “September 2007 Jokes About Your Mommy”

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1. 529
   ilovepie said:
   Posted: November 13th, 2007

   yo momma so fat they had to change ‘one size fits all’ to ‘one size fits most’

   LOL
   take thatt biatchhhh
   ohh yeahhhh
   

2. 530
   ilovepie said:
   Posted: November 13th, 2007

   yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said
   ‘one at a time please’
   LOL im so cool

3. 531
   ilovepie said:
   Posted: November 13th, 2007

   yo momma so fat she jumped for joy and got stuckk

   ohhhh yeahhhhh
   

4. 532
   ilovepie said:
   Posted: November 13th, 2007

   yo momma so fat they gave ehr a shirt that said;
   ‘we are family, burger king McDonalds and me’
   LOL
   skankface and turdface are so cool

5. 533
   ilovepie said:
   Posted: November 13th, 2007

   *****her
   LOL
   but me and skankface are so cool

6. 534
   ilovepie said:
   Posted: November 13th, 2007

   LOL i reckon H. jordan fan is uber cool

   but dude, as if anyone would care if you respected them or not

   psh

   LAMEEEE

   i dont really give a shizzle

   coz im so cool

7. 535
   ilovepie said:
   Posted: November 13th, 2007

   yo momma so fat
   when she went to
   the beach greenpeace
   tried to pull her
   back into the
   ocean

8. 536
   ilovepie said:
   Posted: November 13th, 2007

   yo momma so stupid she stared at an orange juice container because it said ‘concentrate’

   LOL

   god im cool

9. 537
   ilovepie said:
   Posted: November 13th, 2007

   yo momma so slutty shes like a racing car…
   she burns a lot of rubbers

10. 538
    ilovepie said:
    Posted: November 13th, 2007

    yo momma so fat they put her on maternity leave
    LOL
    made that one up myselfff

11. 539
    ilovepie said:
    Posted: November 13th, 2007

    yo mommas glasses are so thick she can see into the future!

    LOL

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