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634 Responses to “September 2007 Jokes About Your Mommy”

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  1. 540
    ilovepie said:
    Posted: November 13th, 2007

      yo mommas glasses are so thick when she looks on a map she can see people wavinggg!

      LOL

      :D

  2. 541
    ilovepie said:
    Posted: November 13th, 2007

      yo momma so hairy and fat, king kong fell in love

      LOL
      made that one up myselffff

      :D

  3. 542
    ilovepie said:
    Posted: November 13th, 2007

      yo momma so fat, when she ordered her custom-made cereal bowl, it came with a lifeguard!

      LOL

      that ones old shit
      :D

  4. 543
    ilovepie said:
    Posted: November 13th, 2007

      yo momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

      LOL
      another old shit

      :D

  5. 544
    ilovepie said:
    Posted: November 13th, 2007

      yo momma so slutty, shes like a merry-go-round, 10 cents per person for a ride

      LOL

      made that one up, it aint that good :D

  6. 545
    ilovepie said:
    Posted: November 13th, 2007

      yo mommas so fat, last time she saw her mobile number, it was on the scales.

      LOL

      :D

  7. 546
    ilovepie said:
    Posted: November 13th, 2007

      i love yo momma jokes:D

      me and skankface are so cool

  8. 547
    ilovepie said:
    Posted: November 13th, 2007

      yo momma so stupid, she thought george bush was a plant

      LOL

      :D

  9. 548
    ilovepie said:
    Posted: November 13th, 2007

      yo momma so fat they thought she was planet X

      LOL

      made that one up last weekkkk

      :D

  10. 549
    ilovepie said:
    Posted: November 13th, 2007
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    ilovepie said:
    Posted: November 13th, 2007

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