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um finna post mine in da New Year column
tell me why yo momma went to da antique shop and everybody thought da bitch was on sale
dats all for now im movin
YOOOOOO MOMMAAAAAA
954 NiKKUh
yo momma so fat she put mayonaise on her asprin
yo mamma so fat she sat on wallmart and lowered the prices yo mamma is so like a sguirrel she can’t keep nuts out of her mouth
yo mamma so fat when she went to in n out she went in but never came out
- Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
- Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
- Yo momma is so fat shes got more chins than a chinese phone book.
- Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
- Yo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway.
- Yo momma so fat her belly button’s got an echo.
- Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it. LMFAO!!
- Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
- Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
- Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds.
- Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, “Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!”
- Yo momma so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!
yo momma so greedy, she jumps into a food store and starts feeding from both ends
yo momma teeth so crooked she can eat apples through a tennis racket
Yo momma so poor she ate cerial with a fork to save milk.
yo mama is so atupid she thought jumping of th eside wal was suicide
yo mama so fat when God said let there be light, he meant to move her fat ass the way. ah haha, got you tricks ~~
Your Name or Momma's Name
Posted: January 2nd, 2008
um finna post mine in da New Year column
tell me why yo momma went to da antique shop and everybody thought da bitch was on sale
Posted: January 2nd, 2008
dats all for now im movin
YOOOOOO MOMMAAAAAA
954
NiKKUh
Posted: January 17th, 2008
yo momma so fat she put mayonaise on her asprin
Posted: January 24th, 2008
yo mamma so fat she sat on wallmart and lowered the prices
yo mamma is so like a sguirrel she can’t keep nuts out of her mouth
Posted: January 30th, 2008
yo mamma so fat when she went to in n out she went in but never came out
Posted: February 4th, 2008
- Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
- Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
- Yo momma is so fat shes got more chins than a chinese phone book.
- Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
- Yo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway.
- Yo momma so fat her belly button’s got an echo.
- Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it. LMFAO!!
- Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
- Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
- Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds.
- Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, “Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!”
- Yo momma so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!
Posted: February 6th, 2008
yo momma so greedy, she jumps into a food store and starts feeding from both ends
Posted: February 6th, 2008
yo momma teeth so crooked she can eat apples through a tennis racket
Posted: February 6th, 2008
Yo momma so poor she ate cerial with a fork to save milk.
Posted: February 9th, 2008
yo mama is so atupid she thought jumping of th eside wal was suicide
Posted: February 11th, 2008
yo mama so fat when God said let there be light, he meant to move her fat ass the way. ah haha, got you tricks ~~