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634 Responses to “September 2007 Jokes About Your Mommy”

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  1. 628
    anonymous said:

      yo mommas so fat when she walk down the street in a yellow raincoat people yell out TAXI! TAXIIIII!

      yo mommas so fat when she ordered a custom cereal bowl it came with 30 lifeguards. one every ten metres!

      yo mommas so fat she went to the grand canyon and got stuck!

      yo mommas so fat NASA wants her to plug the hole in the ozone layer!

      yo mommas so fat she did a shit and people thought it was ULURU

      yo mommas so fat she farted and an earthquake started

      yo mommas so old, i camped in her wrinkly skin!

      yo mommas so fat when she got hit by a truck, she turned around and said ‘who threw that?’

      yo mommas so ugly yo daddys breath shells like shit coz hed rather kiss her ass.

      yo mommas so fat and dumb she thought king kong was her baby boy.

      yo mommas so fat she cant even walk down a hill, she has to roll!

      yo mommas so fat she uses bed sheets as toilet paper

      yo mommas so old she was at the birth of jesus

  2. 629
    anonymous said:

      HECK YES I GOT A WHOLE FRICKING PAGE!!!!

      i love my life.

      :D

  3. 630
    kyle said:

      your mommy so stupied i rand the doorbell she answerd the micrewave

  4. 631
    tori said:

      your mommys house is so dam dirty when i walked in 3little mice triped me for my money beat that bitch

  5. 632
    king kyle said:

      i got a better joke stop haten on me just cause im a thriple g.im a player your a hater.your mom left her braw at my house

  6. 633
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  7. 634
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