678 Yo Momma Jokes in “September 2007 Jokes About Your Mommy”
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Sorry for the late post for August… lets get this month off to a good start!
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Yo Momma Jokes
Yo Momma
Yo momma ’s so ugly she reminds me of the sun, if u stare at her to long your going to go blind.
Tweetyo momma not bald. her hair is just running away from her face.
Tweetyo momma so black . when she gets out of car the oil light comes on
Tweetyo momma so fat that wen she walk’d down 2 tha beach tha other day the whales pop’d out n started singing “we are family eva no ur bigger then me” !!!!!haha
Tweetyo momma like a magic carpet. been ridin by loadsa middle easten men
Tweetyo momma so fat and nasty, her crabs are life size
your mum sop lazy in bed gottta jump start her wiv a neuclear power station and the bicth still dont run
yo moma so poor that i bought paper plates to your house for dinner and your mom said ” dont use the good china “
Tweetu r momma is so fat that the last time she saw the number 98211 was on a weighing scale
Tweetyour momma so sumb the doctor told her to have a light diet so she opened her mouth in front of the tube light
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P.S the comeback king of yo momma jokes is Hair Jordan, check him out on you tube.
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