678 Yo Momma Jokes in “September 2007 Jokes About Your Mommy”
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Yo Momma
yo mama so fat when God said let there be light, he meant to move her fat ass the way. ah haha, got you tricks ~~
Tweetyo mama is so atupid she thought jumping of th eside wal was suicide
TweetYo momma so poor she ate cerial with a fork to save milk.
Tweetyo momma teeth so crooked she can eat apples through a tennis racket
Tweetyo momma so greedy, she jumps into a food store and starts feeding from both ends
Tweet- Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
- Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
- Yo momma is so fat shes got more chins than a chinese phone book.
- Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
- Yo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway.
- Yo momma so fat her belly button’s got an echo.
- Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it. LMFAO!!
- Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
- Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
- Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds.
- Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, “Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!”
- Yo momma so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!
Tweetyo mamma so fat when she went to in n out she went in but never came out
Tweetyo mamma so fat she sat on wallmart and lowered the prices
Tweetyo mamma is so like a sguirrel she can’t keep nuts out of her mouth
yo momma so fat she put mayonaise on her asprin
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