678 Yo Momma Jokes in “September 2007 Jokes About Your Mommy”
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Sorry for the late post for August… lets get this month off to a good start!
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Yo Momma Jokes
Yo Momma
your mommys house is so dam dirty when i walked in 3little mice triped me for my money beat that bitch
Tweetyour mommy so stupied i rand the doorbell she answerd the micrewave
TweetHECK YES I GOT A WHOLE FRICKING PAGE!!!!
i love my life.
Tweetyo mommas so fat when she walk down the street in a yellow raincoat people yell out TAXI! TAXIIIII!
yo mommas so fat when she ordered a custom cereal bowl it came with 30 lifeguards. one every ten metres!
yo mommas so fat she went to the grand canyon and got stuck!
yo mommas so fat NASA wants her to plug the hole in the ozone layer!
yo mommas so fat she did a shit and people thought it was ULURU
yo mommas so fat she farted and an earthquake started
yo mommas so old, i camped in her wrinkly skin!
yo mommas so fat when she got hit by a truck, she turned around and said ‘who threw that?’
yo mommas so ugly yo daddys breath shells like shit coz hed rather kiss her ass.
yo mommas so fat and dumb she thought king kong was her baby boy.
yo mommas so fat she cant even walk down a hill, she has to roll!
yo mommas so fat she uses bed sheets as toilet paper
yo mommas so old she was at the birth of jesus
Tweetyo mommas so stupid she invented the solar powered flashlight.
yo mommas so stupid she triped on a cordless phone
yo mommas so dumb shen she screws in a lightbulb, she sticks it in and turns the whole house around instead
yo mommas so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to EVERYONE
yo mommas so tall she did a cartwheel and kicked jesus!
yo mommas so old she owes jesus a dollar!
Tweetyo mommas so poor when she was kicking a can down the street i asked her what she was doing and she said ‘moving house’
Tweetyo mommas so fat she went to the beach and greenpeace tried to pull her back into the ocean!!!!!
Tweetyo momma so poor when someone stole their skateboard she said, GET OFF THE FAMILY CAR
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