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634 Responses to “September 2007 Jokes About Your Mommy”

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  1. 67
    chris said:

      yo mama so retarted i asked her to pee in a cup and she put a pes in there

  2. 68
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so stupid when she came in class somebody wrote asshole on the board and she said is that an a in a hole.

  3. 69
    kirafika said:

      yo mama so dumb when she was baking cookies the oven bell ranged and then she said who is it?

  4. 70
    kirafika said:

      yo mam so greetywhen she went in McDONALS SHE SIAD MAN IM TIERD GIV ME SOME FATNESS.THEN HE SAID WHY SHE SAID BECAUSE NIGGRO IM FATNESS.MY NAME FATNESS.SORRY WE DONT ALLOW FAT PEOPLE.

  5. 71
    Dillon said:

      yo moma like a railroad getz laid all over the USA

  6. 72
    squeakster said:

      Ur momma is so fat she cant clap

  7. 73
    squeakster said:

      Ur momma is so black when she went to night school she got marked absent

  8. 74
    squeakster said:

      Ur momma is so black she bleeds soya sauce

  9. 75
    squeakster said:

      Ur momma is so fat, fat people run around her for exercise

  10. 76
    squeakster said:

      Ur momma is so dumb she has a tampon behind her ear and cant find her pen

  11. 77
    squeakster said:

      Ur momma is short you can see her feet on her drivers licence

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