634 Responses to “September 2007 Jokes About Your Mommy”

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1. 78
   squeakster said:
   Posted: September 15th, 2007

   Ur momma is so ugly, look at youself!!!!

2. 79
   squeakster said:
   Posted: September 15th, 2007

   Ur momma is so thin, when she ate a MnM she looked 6 months pregnant

3. 80
   squeakster said:
   Posted: September 15th, 2007

   Ur momma is so ugly she makes michael jackson look like brad pitt

4. 81
   squeakster said:
   Posted: September 15th, 2007

   Ur momma is so fat, she doesnt have corn rolls, shes got crop circles

5. 82
   squeakster said:
   Posted: September 15th, 2007

   Ur momma is so fat when she weighs herself it says ‘to be continued’

6. 83
   squeakster said:
   Posted: September 15th, 2007

   Ur momma is so old she farts dust

7. 84
   squeakster said:
   Posted: September 15th, 2007

   Ur momma is so old she owes jesus a dollar!!
   I made dat 1 up HAHAHAHAHa!!!!!!

8. 85
   squeakster said:
   Posted: September 15th, 2007

   Ur momma is so fat when she jumps into a swimming pool the water jumps out

9. 86
   squeakster said:
   Posted: September 15th, 2007

   Ur momma is so fat her jeans are made from hummer

10. 87
    squeakster said:
    Posted: September 15th, 2007

    Ur momma is so fat she has pictures of food in her purse

11. 88
    squeakster said:
    Posted: September 15th, 2007

    Ur momma is so fat she has bacon flavoured lip balm

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