634 Responses to “September 2007 Jokes About Your Mommy”

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1. 89
   squeakster said:
   Posted: September 15th, 2007

   Ur momma is so poor she got a cardboard box, drew an X on the top it, spun it around and said “Happy Birthday Son heres an Xbox 360″

2. 90
   squeakster said:
   Posted: September 15th, 2007

   What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
   Choked!!!!

3. 91
   G.Bag said:
   Posted: September 15th, 2007

   Yo momma so old that she sat behind jesus in da 3rd grade.

4. 92
   G.Bag said:
   Posted: September 15th, 2007

   Yo momma so ugly that she gave freddy krueger nightmares.

5. 93
   G.Bag said:
   Posted: September 15th, 2007

   Yo momma so fat that wen she has sex she has to give directions.

6. 94
   G.Bag said:
   Posted: September 15th, 2007

   Yo momma so fat dat when she ordered a water bed da organisers threw a blanket ova da ocean.

7. 95
   G.Bag said:
   Posted: September 15th, 2007

   Yo momma so fat dat when she sat around da house…(she really sat around da house)

8. 96
   G.Bag said:
   Posted: September 15th, 2007

   Yo momma so fat dat wen she jumpt in da pool da pool jumpt owwt…

9. 97
   G.Bag said:
   Posted: September 15th, 2007

   Yo momma so ugly dat she looked in da mirror and saw shrek.

10. 98
    G.Bag said:
    Posted: September 15th, 2007

    Yo momma so fat dat a priest sed let there b light and she moved

11. 99
    G.Bag said:
    Posted: September 15th, 2007

    Yo momma so old dat she farts dust.

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