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yo mama jumped in the sea with a bunch of dolphins and they start singing we are family even though you’re fatter than me
yo mama soooo fat, when i took her to the haunted house, she came out with a job application
yo momma so stupid she put batteries up her but and said i have the power
Your mama so fat when she runs it sets of car alarms
yo mama so fat she has to use a mattress as a tampon
Your momma so fat she fat
jo mamas so dumb she thought jar jar came with pickles pickles
your mom is so scary looking she dont even have to dress up.
your mom is like a railroad getting LAID across america
your mom so fat when she go it the bathtube the water jumped out and said naww i will pass that,
your mom is such a whore she dont even have to stand on the corner to get money,
your mom is soooooo fat when shes on the corner people honk the horn and scream out the window move road block
yo mama soo fat she saw a bus moving she said BICTHES STOP THE TWINKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo moma is so fat, after sex, I roll over twice but i’m still on the bitch!!
YOUR MUMMA IS SO FUT DAT HER BELLY IS LIKE JELLY
UR MUMMA IS SO FAT DAT SHES A FAT PERSON
UR MUM IS SO FAT DAT WEN U WAS BORN SHE THOUGHT SHE FARTED LIKE THIS
BRRT
UR MUM IS SO FAT THAT
YOUR MUM IS SO FAT THAT SHES IN THE GUINESS WORLD RECORDS
yo mama so fat when she steped on a train it turned in to a subway.
yo mammas so dumb she took a spoon to the super bowl
your mammas so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her as the new world
JO MAMA IS SOO FAT- DAT WHEN SHE JUMP FOR JOY… SHE GO STUCK!
yo momma so dumb, she got run over by a parked car!
yo mamas so fat she stepped on the scales and they said…to be continued
YO MAMA’S SO STUPID WHEN SHE BREAST FEEDS KOOLADE COMES OUT
YO MAMA’S SO FAT SHE JUMPED OF THE GRAND CANYON AND GOT STUCK AN INCH DOWN
yo momma so pore she went to McDonalds and put a cheeseburger on layaway.
yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is chewbacca
yo mama sooo fat that wen she jumped on walmart she lowered the prices
Yo moma so fat she know about all the new lil debbie cupcakes before they hit the street.
YO MAMAS SO FAT SHE BROKE THE FAMILY TREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh
your momma is so stupid she yells in an envelope to send a voicemail !!!
your momma stinks so bad when she farted she created the great depression
your moma so skinny when she swallowed a jellybean she looked 8 months pregnant
yo momma so hungry she was watching the weather network they said it was going to be chilly outside so she went outside with a boal and a spoon
your mumma so tall.. she did a bakflip and kicked Jesus in tha face.
YO MAMMA is sooo hairy that you were born with rug burn!
yo moma so bald head, a fly flew by and skint he knees.
yo moma so strong, she can blow a bubble with a now & later. (the candy)
yo moma so dumb, she was driving on the H.O.V. lane, when the officer stopped her she said,” sorry sir, but i didnt see the V!”
YO MAMA IS SOOOOOOOOO UGLY SHE MADE MICHAEL JACKSON LOOK SEXY!!
yo face is soooo ugly u came out lookin like yo mama!!
yo mama is sooo fat her pants size is umm…um..umm….BITCH LOOSE SOME WIEGHT!!!
the last time yo mama saw 90210 was on a scale
your mam’s so ugly no one wants to sell a house to her
Yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a penny down the street and i said what are you doing.
she said ‘driving my lincoln”
bobby yo mama so stupid she shited her self in the bathroom
Swazi people
yo momma so bald she got a shower and was brain washed
yo moma is so fat that jubjub said that is no moon,that yo momma.
your mama so fat she made fat albert say DAMN
your mommma is so fatwhen she walks it sounds like an earthquake.
boom !!boom!1
yo mama so stupid she shits briks
Yo mama’s so dumb, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!!!!
Yo mama’’s so fat, I drove around her twice and ran out of petrol!!!
Yo mama’s so dumb, she failed a survey!!
Yo mama’s so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!!!
Yo mama’s so fat she uses Saturn’s rings as a belt!!!
yo momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of oscar myer hot dogs
yo momma so stupid she tried to put M&Ms in aiphbetical order.
yo momma so poor i walked in her house and three roaches triped me and tried to take my wallet
yo momma so fat she fat
yo momma so poor when i rang the door i hear the toilet flush
yo momma so poor she does drive bys on the bus
yo momma so poor you go out for a sunday pushes of the skateboard do you know the story of the little old woman that lives in a shoe
well yo momma live in a flip flop
yo momma is so ugly when we went to da haunted house she came out with a job application
yaLL aRe dumB taLkiinG aBouT mOTheRS anD ya’LL gOt wun @ hOme liiKe fOr reaLs beTcheS GeT a liFE.
yo momma so ugly her reflection quit!!!
ur mums teeth are so yellow it took the sun out of buisness
yo mamma so fat that she fell and made the grand canyon
yo momma so fat, that when she sat on the rainbow all da skittles fell out!!
YUNG DAMAGE
yo momma’s like a roller coaster everyone gets to ride.
yo momma’s like a door nob everyone gets a turn.
yo momma’s like a air conditionair she blows all day.
yo momma is so bad in bed WE thought she was lagging.
Yo momma’s teeth are so yellow, she can butter bread
Yo momma’s lips are so big, Chapstick had to invent a spray
Yo momma is so dumb, she failed a urine test
yo mama so fat when i asked for cookies she ate before i could get one
yo mama so fat when i asked for cookies she ate all of them before i could get one
yo mama so fat even jesus couldn’t lift her spirts
yo momma so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie
yo momma so fat that when i hit her with a bus she said “who threw that rock?”
Yo momma is so fat, she uses an oven as a beeper
Yo momma is so fat, the weighing scale said “to be continued”
Yo momma is so old, her breast milk is powdered.
Yo momma is so old, when she went to school, there were no history calss
Yo momma is so stupid, she exercises when she could get liposuction or something.
Yo momma is so stupid, she returned the jigsaw puzzle to the store because she thought it was broken.
Yo momma is so ugly, Dracula wont drink her blood
Yo momma is so ugly, the president moved Halloween to her birthday
Yo momma is so old, she made an onion cry
yo momma so old she got an autographed bible
yo momma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning
your mama so fat that she bleeds spaghetti sauce
your mama so skinny she dont even have a shadow
yo mama so old she was the waitress at the last supper
yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry
yo mama so ugly she threw a boomerang an it never came back
yo mama so ugly the plastic surgeon sued her
The people always say under Chuck Norris’ beard isn’t a chin it’s just another fist
YO MAMA IS SO OLD SHE WAS AT THE LAST SUPPER WITH JESUS
your momma so fat when she got on the scale it showed her phone number
yo mama so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch
yo mama so fat so fell and made the grand canyon
yo mama so poor i picked up a box and she said stop moving my house
yo mama so ugly when so goes the bank they turn of the camera
yo mama so ugly she made jason say dont kill me
yo mama so fat they thought she was a new planet
yo mama so she moves everbody says earthquake
yo mama so ugly she entered an ugly contest and they said,”Sorry no professinals”
yo mama so short you can see her feet on her driver license
yo mama so fat when see tried out for football all the people that tackled got lost in her rolls
yo mama so old on her birthday they have to find a new number
yo mama so fat when she moves everbody says earthquake
yo mama so fat when she fell she made the grand canyon
yo mama so fat she has to iron her pants on the road
yo mama so ugly she made madusa turn to stone
yo mama so old she played with the dinosaurs when she was little ( but she was bigger than all of them)
yo mama so fat when she stepped on da scale it sed 1 at a time please
yo mama so fat when she lay on da beach everybody gatherd around er’ an sed free willy free willy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mamma so fat wen she wore high heels she struck oil
yo mama is soo short, you can see her feet on her drivers license
yo mama is so stupid that she is stupid
omg your mama is so skinny she has to use a toothpick for a tampon hahahahahahaha
Yo Mama’s SO FAT, I had to use my 4×4 to drive to her other titty…
then I was outta cell phone range for your sister.
yo momma so fat wen she went down to gulf of mexico she farted i wonder y hurricane katrina came
your momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
i saw yo mama kickin a can down the street i aked her wot she was doin she sed movin house
yo momma so dark wen she went to night skool she was marked absent
yo momma so dark she has to wear gloves so that she dosent eaat her fingers when she has tootsie rolls
yo momma so dark she leaves finger prints on charcoal
yo momma so poor wen she goes into kfc she ha to lick everyone elses fingers
yo momma so poor she cant afoord to pay attention
yo mama is so hairy we asked her where r we going today she opened her legs up and said busch gardens
Yo mamma’s so poor she can’t afford government cheese!
Yo mamma so ugly, she makes Stevie Wonder cover his eyes!
Yo mamma is such a whore she’s had more meat in her than a McDonald’s freezer
Yo mamma so stupid she don’t know how many beers come in a six-pack
Yo mamma got so many babies people mistake her pussy for a clown car
Yo mamma’s ass so big you need a sherpa to get on top of it
Spitballz
yo mama so ugly the soap company had to put” caution we wash away dirt only…..NOT UGLY”
yo mama so ugly wen she was born yo grandma got out the bed , took her bags n said ” U CAN KEEP IT”
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went to the freak show, they kicked her out and said no professionals, sorry!
Yo mom so dumb that she buys curtains for her windows but not macs.
well that may be the case
yo moma is so hairy
she only speaks one language
woukee
yo mama is so black and her teeth are so yellow when she smiles she look like a steelers helmet
yo moma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning
yo moma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning
yo mama so fat that she takes a bath at the atlantic ocean
yo mama so fat wene she peeed she made hurricane mamaseeta
yo mama so fat she jumped into the water and the water jumped out
yo mama so fat she got more chins han the chinese phone book
yo mama so fat dat when she went by the closet the closet closed by its self yo mama so dumb dat she put on lotion and she thought it was powder.yo mama so fat when she went to chuckey cheese they named it chubbey cheese
im fat and yall mama’s is to . im so fat i could even go to the bathroom i just used ma mattress. im so fat wen i was rocking ma baby i rocked him under ma boobs and got all ma food out and sweat. ma feet stink ma feet related to a skunk. lol sike ma name is diana and im 12 just made it up ya mama aint fat or me just fooling. see ya next time and if you see dezirae that’s ma nickname i meade one name dezirae.
yo mama so ungly people in the hospital died when they saw her
your mama so fat she called the animal shelter to report herself
yo mama so ugly her doctor called to tell her
your sis ter so fat all she do is eat out the cokkie jar
yo daddy so dumb he mad child suport for hiself
your grandma so nasty every time she try to dance she farts
your mamas so fat she dosent need the internet shes world wid
yo momma’s teeth so yellow, she never runs out of highlighter.
yo mama is so ugly she scared
Yo Momma’s so fat, she went out with high heels and came back with Flip Flops!
Yo Momma’s so small, she tried killing herself by jumping off a pin!
Yo Momma’s so ugly, they put her face in cookie dough to make monster cookies!
Yo Momma’s so fat the National Weather Agency named her farts!
Yo Momma’s so fat she got baptised at Sea World!
Yo Momma’s so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out!
yo momma soooo ugly she made a blind kid cry
yo momma soooo fat her picture fell off the wall
yo mama is so stupid, that she sits on the t.v., and watches the couch!
yo mama is so fat, that whenever she jumps in a pool, the people in aisa go, “sunami! sunami!” what now!?!
yo mama so fat, that the last time she saw 90210, was when she was on a scale!
yo mama is so short, that you can see her feet on her srivers licence!!
yo mama’s glasses are so thick, that whenever she looks at a map, she sees people waving
yo momma so fat that her stretchmarks spell out big bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh damn.
yo mamma so dumb she got stabbed in a shoot out
Yo momma be so fat that beef futures are bought when she get hungry.
Yo momma be so ugly that ugly went on sabattical.
You momma be such a whore that the census bureau hired her to verify the number of men in Los Angeles.
Yo momma smell so bad that dog’s try to cover her with grass when she walk by.
Yo momma be so ugly that when terrorists are told she is a virgin they will not blow themselves up.
Yo momma so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Yo momma so fat she falls outta both sides of the bed in the mornin.
ur mom aint fat…..she’s freakin humungis
yo momma so fat that when she stepped in the car it turned into amimi van!!!!
yo mammas like a hockey playor she used the same tampon threw 3 peroids
yo mamma so dumb tha she asked for a price check the dollar store
your mama is so fat even jaba the hut said damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
your mama so fat when someone kicked here pork chops came poring out
yo mama so fat when she went to the beach england counted her as a new country
yo momma teeth so yellow when close her mouth her belly lights up,
yo momma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go,
yo momma so stupid i saw her yelling in a envelope i asked her what you doing, she said sending voice-mail. yo momma so fat she got baptised at sea world. yo momma so stupid when she was driving to disney world and saw a sign that said “disnyworld left” so she went home.
i have wet pussy lips
marcus and daniel are gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy are halerias
yo momma so fat when she go roller skating everyone play dodge yo momma
the lifeguards wont let yo fat momma in the water for fear the mating whales will beach theyself
yo momma so ugly that when she look at her watch time stands still……….for about two seconds and then hauls ass
Yo mama so fat, Fat Albert gave her the right to say Hey, Hey, Hey!
Yo mama so fat, she saw a yellow school bus ful of white kids and said “Hey Stop that Twinky.”
yo moma so fat that the UN had to remove her pimple problem
YO MAMA SOO FAT WEN SHE JUMPED INTO THE SEA THE WHALES SANG WE R FAMILY
Yo mama’s so clumsy, she got tangled up in a Mobile phone.
Yo momma so flat chested she jealous of the wall
Yo mama’s so nice, she offered me the hair off her back.
I’s apologise for talkin bout Yo Mama…I should know better…hell, I don’t even know the Man…
Yo mama should be locked away, cos every time she moons people they turn into werewolves
Yo Mama So Ugly her shadow gave up.
Yo Moma So Poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk’s fingers
Yo momma’s teeth is so damn yellow, I can’t believe its not butter
yo mamas so dumb when she was ment to walk throgh the front door she went through the back
yo mamas so fat it took her 20 years to walk to kfc
yo mamas is so scared thAT when she looked at your face she went AHRRRR!
yo mama so fat that when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house
yo mama so fat she got her own zip code
yo mama so fat that she stand in front of the microvave saying Hurray
yo mama so ugly,when i took her to the haunted house, she came out with a job application.
yo mama jumped in the sea then a bunch of whaes say damn u fat
yo mamas so short she could do a suicide jump off a curb!
yo momma is so stupid she farted and it was thundering
yo momma is so ghetto when she breast feeds nothing comes out the hdryo company toke that to
YA MOMA STINK SO BAD SHE SMELL LIKE FAT JOES TORE BUS
yo momma sooo fat that she sat on a rainbow and popped out skittles!!!
yo momma is so hairy king kong came out of her butt and said welcome to the jungle
yo momma is like a doorknob everyboby gets a turn
Yo Mama is so short you can compare her to your crotch!!!
Yo mama is so fat she is on pgs. 1-78 on the guiness book of world records
Yo mama is so ugly when they removed minor skin blemishes and ugly problems from her yearbook picture, the picture was blank!
Yo mama is so fat bill gates coudn’t afford her liposuction.
Yo momma so fat, every time you go to the beach with her, the whales come up and sing “We are family! Even though yo bigga than me!”
yo momma’s so fat, the beez needed a timers guide to find in her asshole!!
yo momma so fat she got stretch marks on her clothes, ooohh burn!!!
yo mommas so fat she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck!!
yo mama is so dum that she named her son pete and she named her other son repete
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the toilet it said abcdefg get your fat ass off of me.
Yo Mama’s so fat, when she stepped onto the scale it said “to infinity and beyond!”
your momma’s so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked “whatcha doing?” and she said “moving”….
your momma’s so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
yo moma’s teeth r sooo yellow when she smiles traffic slows down
yo mamma’s so ugly when she was born her mom said “what a treasure” and her father said “yea! lets go bary it! ”
if you like my jokes u rock on man
yo mama so fat that she got her own area code
yo mama so hairy that you were born with a third degree burn
yo mama so ugly that her own shadow committed suicide
your moms like a pair of drum sticks she never stops banging
yo mama’s like a bowling ball, gets fingered, gets thrown away and still comes back for more
yo mama’s so scary that they changed halloween to her birthday
ur mom is like a squirrel she alwyas have nuts in her mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mama’s so stupid that she got locked up in burlington coat factory and froze her fat ass
yo mama’s like a lightbulb-she turns everyone on
i like ur mom she blows like a vaccum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mama’s so nasty that she got fired from the sperm bank for driving on the job
yo mama’s so stupid she thought a blow job was done to a girl
yo mama’s so fat that she’s got more chins than in the Hong Kong phone book
yo mama’s so stupid she was driving to disneyland and she saw a sign saying disney land left so she went home
you mama’s teeth are so yellow people started sayong i can’t belive its not butter
yo mama’s so ugly that when she walked into taco bell, everyone ran for the border
yo waz up
yo mama is so black she got kicked out fo white castle
yo mamma like a big mac full a fat and only worth one dolla
i am soo fat
i am so fat
i am so fat
I am so fat i need 5 airplane seats for me
yo mama so bald, yo can see whats she thinking. Yo mama is so fat she cant wake up on the wrong side of the bed. Yo mama so fat she plays ping pong with Godzillas balls.
yo mama forehead is so big it looks like its nine months pregnant
you mama sooo fat that when she went to china they all calld out godzilla. lol on your mama >:3
yo mama sooooooo supid when the phone rang she anserd the toster
>:3
yo MAMA so f**n fat that when she wolked out side she triped over wallmart het her head on target and stubed her towe on doller genrol . >:U this is fun :3
yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light he meant move your ASS!!
yo moms like weed she gets puffed, passed, and put out
yo moms like a bowlin ball she gets fingered, thrown in da gutta, and used over and over agin
yo moms so poor i walk in da front do and feel out da back
yo moms so po she had to get a 2cd loan to buy for her box
your mama so ugly she went to enter a ugly contest and they said no professionals allowed!!!
yo mamma is so ugly she looked her self in the mirrer and her reflection gave her the finger
YO mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl!!!!!
your mamma so gay when she walks out of the super market all of the gayyy men r afer her fatt ass!!!
yo
yo mamma so hairy she walked out of the house and the next door neabior called anmal control
your mamma so ulgy she won 1.2.3.4and 5 place in a ugly contest
I like little boys alot
ur mammas teeth so yellow she runs the sun out of businnus
yo mama is sooooooo ugly she got arested for mooning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mama is teeth are so yellow wen she went into chirch ppl saying sunshine!
yo mama is so fat wen she jumped into the cummunity pool it took 5 houses to put the water back
your mom so ugly she turd your daddy gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
your mama so smelly she made speed stick slow down
jo mamma is so old jesus signed her year book
ur mom is so stupid i told her christmas was around the corner she went outside and looked
yo momma is like a brick flat on all sides and layed by mexicans
yo momma is like a four wheeler she can fit two at a time
your motha is so old that she picked up her breast and a pilgrim fell out!!
yo mamma is so fat that when she went to gap she filled in thehole!!!
Yo mamma is so fat that when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out!
Yo mamma is so fat that she go more rolls than a pastry truck.
Your momma is so fat she could sell shade.
Yo momma is so ugly that she put the Boggie Man otta buisness.
Yo momma is so ugly that she makes Micheal Jackson look like Brad Pitt.
Yo momma is so fat that she got more crack than Harlem.
yo momma so fat she uses spaceshuttles as dildoes
yo momma so fat that when she went on weightscale it said cuation: “one person at a time”
Your mom is like a vacume cleaner, she sucks, she blows, she gets laid in a closet.
your mama so fat she can say hi
yo mama is so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture.
yo mama is so short she can do backflips under the bed.
ur mama is old that when she was dancing on the dance floor she broke her legs and her 2 front teeth. People call her a pig now.
yo momma so fat she looked like nora
yo momma such a whore santa claus knew she was a “HO” in the beginning.
yo momma so fat she had to use stereo speakers as headphones
yo momma so stupid she thought the printer company “Brother” was her brother
yo momma so fat even ray charles could see her
yo momma so fat she couldnt get a bellyring, so she got onion rings instead
yo momma so fat her yearbook picture took up pages 25, 26, and 27
yo momma so fat she had to eat fat free underbriches to lose all her weight
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born HER mamma exclaimed “what a treasure” and her daddy said “yeah, lets burry it!’
yo mommas so fat she had to use her belt as a boomberang
yo moma so poor i saw here kicking a can down the street i asked her what she was doing she said moving
yo moma so ugly she made an onion cry
ur mamma soooooo ugly she had 2 sneek up behind a glass of water 2 drink it
yo momma is sooo fat she sweats butter and syrup and she got a full time job at waffle house wiping waffles across her forehead
yo momma so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch
yo mama so ugly when michael jackson saw her he turned black again.
yo mom so fat when she went to float in the beach they thought she was a new island.
yo mom so fat when she went to space they thought she was a new planet.
your mom is so stupid she thought a condom was a balloon
hay josh your mom so fat when she got on the scale it didnt even get a chance to say error it broke.
your mom is so fat she doesnt need a car she could just roll.
your mom is so stupid when she had you.She thought you were a new species
both of you are so fat that the world tilts every step ya take…
you mama so fat she stepped once and it formed the seven continents, then she had to pee so bad she formed the 4 oceans. IT”S NOT HEALTHY!
yo mama so fat when she fell asleep while snorkling she farted, water squirted out and everyone yelled “save the whale”
yo mama so fat to get her through the door I had to grease the doorway and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.
yo mama so fat when she walked i front of the sun everyone yelled “ECLIPSE”
yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking machine and said “where’s my gumball?”
yo mama so fat when she went to the resturant and they gave her a menu she said “yes please”
yo mama so ugly she went to a resturant and everyone yelled ITS A CRAP MONSTER!
yo mama so fat they had to put speed bumps in the buffets
yo mama so poor someone stepped on a ciggarete and she said why’d you put out my fire?
yo mama so stupid when i rang the doorbell she opened the microwave and said hello.
yo mama so fat she put McDonalds out of business
yo mama so stupid she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company
yo mama so stupid she asked what the number for 911 was
yo mama so ugly when she was born her mother said what a treasure and her father said yes lets go bury it
you so ugly that when you were born the doctor slapped your mom
Yo mama so fat when she sat on a dollar bill George Washington sang “Oh Say, Can You See Get your Fat ass off of me”
Yo mama so skinny she walked in a strip club they used her as the pole
yo mama so ugly she 28 days early for Halloween
yo mama so stupid she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch
yo mom is so fat when she steps on a scale she says ow look dats my phone number
yo mom so fat when she steps on a scale it says we not playin no wheel of fortune
yo mom so fat when she steps on a scale it says 1 at a time
yo mom so fat when she steps on a scale it says to infinity and beyond
yo mom so ugly when she goes to the zoo they kept her
yo mom so ugly when somebody takes her to the zoo they say thank you for bringin her back
yo mom so fat when she steps on a scale it says no houses
yo mom so fat when she steps on a scale it says lay off the mcdonalds
yo momma is so stupid she tried to drown a fish
yo momma is so fat when she steps on the scale she sees her phone number
your mommas so hairy her chest hair reaches her willy
yo mommas so fat scientists think shes another planet
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yo mama so stupid she drank redbull n jumped out da window thinkin she could fly
yo mama so stupid she drank koolade thinkin she’ll get lade
yo momma is so fat she has to book 2 airline tickets to go on holiday x
yo mama so stuipd she was in a car rack because she heard da song let jesus take da wheel
yo mama so stupid i asked her if i could get a gocart she grab a shoppin cart n pushed it n said watch it go
yo mama so stupid she play with herself watchin findin nemo
yo mamas so poor people braeak into ur house to give you money!
yo mommas so stupid she called 411 abd asked them how long it took to get from La to Las Vegas and the lady said one second plz and your mom said thank you and hung up
yo mama so ugly her parents first named her “accident”
yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped the wrong end
YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE TOOK 9MONTHS 2 BURY A ANT
yo mama so fat when she puts on a red dress people screamkoolaid
yo mama so fat when she puts on a red dress people screamkoolaid
ur mummy is so skinny she can hoola hoop whith a cheerio
ur mum is so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles
urmom is so skinny she ate a m&m and it looked like she was six months prgnant
cameron had sex with his mum
he loves her pussy
YO mama soo fattha, the only way to get her into the other room is to greese the doorway and stick a TWEENKY on the other side!!!!!
yo mama so dirty everytime she takes a shower people call her miracle
yo mama so hairy even cuzin it told her 2 shave
yo momma so fat , her blood type is ragu
yo momma so fat, she comes from both sides of the family
yo mama is like a gas station u have to pay before u pump
Your momma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles pop out!!
yo momma so old she run track with dinosaurs
Yo momma is so fat that people told her to jump off a cliff and she got stuck inbetween the Grand Canyon.
Yo momma is so big she went swimming in the ocean and someone said, “LOOK ITS SHAMU!!!!”
jo moma is sooo black that you have to turn on the lights just to find her.
yo mamma is so stupid she tried to comment suerside by jumping off the sidewalk
yo mamma is so getto when she breast feed coolaid comes out
Your mama is sooo lazy, when she sits on the couch, she has roots growing from her ass to the couch.
Your mama is soo ugly, they renamed halloween to your mamaween.
Yo mama is soo old, she has a picture of moses in her yearbook.
Yo mam is sooo ugly, when she threw a boomerang, IT NEVER CAME BACK!!!
yo mamas so poor,she made the family eat cereal with a fork to save milk
yo mama is so fat she sat on the rainbow and the skittles fell out haha
is so fat he got bathtized in seaworld
is so fat when he farted he caused hurricane ike and katrina
You so ugly that everytime a person sees you they say “shit happens”
ur mom is so stupid she sold her car for gas money
it loooks like that outfit came from baby or us cause u are one
yo momma so stupid she makes George Bush look like Einstein
nice one
yo mamma so fat she sat on a quter and one of george wasington bugers came out
Yo mama so fat she saw a yellow bus full of twinkys she said STOP THAT TWINKY!
yo mama is so stypif shes worster the larry the cable guy
Yo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower
your mama is such a lezbean if you look for her vagina your like what the hell were is it i can suck what is not there
Your mums so ugly she had to creep up on her bath water!
Yo momma so fat she went out with high heels, and came back with sandals.
Yo momma’s like a taxi, everyone gets a ride.
Yo momma so stupid she put lipstik on her brain just to makeup her mind!
Yo mommas so nasty, she sold her yeast infection to a bakery.
Yo mommas so dumb, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
yo momma so ugly a monkeys dick is a lot more beautiful
YO mamma uis a kyley
Yo mamma so fat after sex i rolled over twice but im still on the bitch!!
yo mama so dumm she tried to dround a fish
ur mom farts
your mama so fat she cant fit in her car to go see her boy feiend
Yo momma is so fat that when she went swimming in the ocean,
Spain claimed her.
yO mOmMa iS so nAstY sHe hAd tHe wORst sHow oF dEaDliEst cAtCh iN hA pANts
yo mama so fat her ass hole is as big as asia
yo mama pussy so small I barly put my dick in there and I popped her cherry
yo mama is so fat the food channel is porn to her
yo mama titty’s is so big she wear a size z bra
yo ma ma is soooooooooo fat she sit on a chair and siad your ass is to big
king kongs mom is so hairy she looked like the jungle from my pants
yo mama is so poor she put a pack of gum o layaway!
yo mama is just like a buble gum mechine 25cents for a blow!
yo mama is so ugly stevei wonder said who put that pile of shit i frot of me.
yo mama is so ugly she makes it to easy to make jokes.
yo mama so dirty that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons
yo mama so fat she makes the eiffle tower look so small
yo momma so fat that when you buyed the biggest and strongest chair in the hole world she still broke it!And it was made in China!
Yo Momma so fat she makes the twin towers look so small!
yo Mommas so ugly a joker sad ok who put that ugly blow up thing in front of me it scars me get it away.put in the dumpster where it belongs.i bet u go it from there any way.its bigger than big momma and i said she scars me.i mean im going to have night mares about this thing is you dont get it away and all im saying is not a joke i mean it see in crying.now get it out of her it shood not be in public no go go go!and every one in the croud started crying to it was so scary.i mean who wouldent be scared now i got that thing in my head. but i think i know what to be for hollow ween.and i said big momma is the biggest thing i saw sorry big momma!
i dont even know what to say your Mommas sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fat!
your Mommas foot is so big when she was walking in the woods she left a monster foot print and 1 hr later someone sad look look it big foots foot print
your momma got so tierd of getting maked fun of the she shot her self but she dident go boom she want boom boom!
yo Momma is so fat when she stepped on her scale it said one moment plz…
yo mama is so fat she steped on a scale and it said…to be contineud
YO MOMMA IS SO SHORT SHE HAS TO HOLD UP A SIGN THAT SAYS DON’T SPIT ON ME I CAN’T SWIM.
yo mama so fat when she sits around the house”SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE”!
yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale it says 1 at a time plz
yo mama so poor when i saw her kicking a can i asked her waht your doing she said moving
Some people throught rock’s at the bin and dhe said is some one at the door
Ur mum is so black she went to night school and even when she was there sitting in the front they marked her absent
yo mama so short you can see her feet on her driver license
yo mama so fat when see tried out for football all the people that tackled got lost in her rolls
yo mama so old on her birthday they have to find a new number
yo mama so fat when she moves everbody says earthquake
yo mama so fat when she fell she made the grand canyon
yo mama so fat she has to iron her pants on the road
yo mama so ugly she made madusa turn to stone
yo mama so old she played with the dinosaurs when she was little ( but she was bigger than all of them)
yo mama so fat she and it was her birthday
my bad
yo mama so fat she jump up and it was her birthday
ur mama is so ugly she walked in to a freak show and got a job
yo mama is so fat when she had sex u had to ask for directions
poopy mcpoopy smith!
Your momma sooo fat when she sat on the toilet it sang abcdefg get your fat ass of of me!
of
pop
Im fat
gggv
yo mama is so fat that that what she sat on a rainbow skittles poped out
you mama is so gay that she was like omg im so fat i can pick my wennner
yo mama has such a big tocuse that when here diaper came off it made here have chicken bely beef
yo mama is so fat that she couldnt get her but of the toliet until 85years
yo mama is so fat that when she was going to go to sleep she got stuck in the door way and she had to go poddy and she blow it out and made a smelly
and it walk up every body from the block
yo mama is so fat that when she got hungry instead of getting a burger and fries she ate the whole resturent and blow the place up because she had to make
yo mama was having a baby instead of a human she had a resturent because she was so big. also she got to go so badley she made diaria in hervpants and they had to give here a diaper that was big as can be but it didnt fit so they had to tape her to the diaper and get her as checked
yop mama was so fat then when she had 2 go poop she pooped out strings of french fries and burgers
yo mama is so fat that when she was about to get married and said i do she said hold that thought and went poop and pooped eout a flower and gave it 2 him and he said it smells good and he started to eat it when it looked like choclate even no ti was poo[
—— at the end they always drank out of poop and peep fountains
yo mama was so fat that was she was taking the only word she could say is i have to go poop because i have such a big blader it will exsplode into different pices of choclate pie even thought i smelled taste good
yo mom so ugly some body threw her on the street and got arrested for littering
yo mammaso short she sat on the curb and was still able to swing hur legs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo momma is so fat when she rolled over she was on the other side of the world
YO mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world
Yo Momma is so ugly she has a stroke ever mroning when she sees herself in the mirror
this jokes suck
yo momma so stupid she returned the doughnut cuz it had a hole in it !!
yo mama so ugly she makes micahle jackson look like brad pitt
yo mama so dumb she jumed off a curb and tryed to comit suicide
yo mama is so fat she had to be babtised in sea world
yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window she went to jail for killing an officer
yo mama so hot she makes tha sun look like a ball of ice
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yo mama so ugly that she extinguished the sun
yo mama so ugly and broke that she can’t afford a boyfriend
Yo mama is so fat nasa has to orbit a sattilite around her
ur momma is soo stupid she tried to lick her own ass…….
yo mama so fat her ass look like two pigs fighting over a milk dud!
yo mamas is like a dumb blonde when i asked her to see if my blinker was workin she said “yes .no.yes.no!”
yo momma so got damn dumb she ate a buffet and said that it was her salad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ohhhhhhhhhhh
yo mommy is so fat she jumed of a billcony and a kid siad the sky os falling
yo mommy is so fat that a nucler boom can not kill her
yo mommy is so dum it takes an hour to cook one minet noodielas
your mama is such a ho instead of you paying her she pays you
yo mama is so stupid she uses white out on a computer
yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money
your mommas so stupid she though the board of education was a piece of wood
YO MAMA SO FAT100 BUSES HIT HER AND EVEY BUS THAT HIT HER SHE SAID U KIDS BETTER STOP THROWING THOSE ROCKS
YO MAMA SO PHAT EVERY STEP SHE TAKES MAKES THE WORLD THHINK THAT THERE IZ AN EARTHQUAKE
SUP MI BLEOCHES
YO MAMA!!!
yo mama head so big dat her wig flew off n she said opps.
yo mama so weak that when she walk ha nipples bleed lol………
Yo mama is so skinny she uses chapstick as deoterant
Yo mama is so fat that when she was going out to dinner with her family she stopped at wendy’s on the way there.
yo mama is so poor that when someone robbed her they left her money.
yo mama is soo poor that when people saw her kicken a trash can around they asked… what are you doin?… she said …..im movin’.
your so ugly your parents had to tie a peice of steak around your neck just to get the dog to play with you.
yo mama is soo ugly it looks like her face caught on fire and you put it out with a fork.
yo mama is soo stupid that when she had you she looked at your ambilical cord and said…oooo it comes with cable.
yo mama is sooo fat that when she takes a shower her feet dont get wet.
yo mama is soo fat that when she takes a bath she fills up the tub and then turns the water on.
yo mama is soo fat that when she went to a sewing store to tell them to make her a thong..so while they were making it they started singing….this is the thong that never ends, it goes on and on my friends
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
you mama so old she knew the burger king when he was a prince
YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE JUST STUPID YOU DUMB ASSES HAHAHAHAHAH
yo mom is so poor that your family ate cornflakes with a fork to save the milk
yo mom is so poor wen i step into the house i steped on a sigerfet and yo mom said how put the heating out
yo mom is so hariy the only lagange sghe speaks is wooky
yo mama is so slutty, she stood on a corner to wait for a bus, and a woman walks up and asks, “why you need the money!? your a professional!”
Yo mama so fat that when i take a picture of her a can only fit her finger in it
yo mama such a slut that when i asked for lip stick she sed get it off my nieghbours dick
RACHEL FKIN HATES KHOURY
yo moma so stupid she tried drouning a fish
yo momma is so fat shes gay
YO mama’s so fat when she joined the army she joined as a tank
Yo mamas so stupid she tripped over a wireless phone
Yo Mamma is so fat every time she farts AL GORE acusses her of global warming
yo mama so fat because last time they checked her for diariah they called her juicy fruit!!!!!
your mama so getto that she tried wash paper plates
yo mama so dumb that when she was having a heart attack in the store she reached for the LIFE SAVERS!!!
YO MAMA SO STUPID WHEN HER WATER BROKE SHE CALLED THE PLUMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!
YO MAMA SO BLACK SHE CAN WALK OUTSIDE NACKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
YO MAMA SO WHITE THAT WHEN SHE WALKED OUTSIDE EVERYONE SAID “IT’S WINTER ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(SHE IS ALSO THE SIZE OF A DINOSAUR!)
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE TRIED OUT FOR BAND THE IRECTOR SAID “WHY IS THIS TUBA DRESSED WITH A HEAD!!!!!!”
yo momma so old someone asked her her age and she died
yo momma is so fat she ordered a water bed and the just laid a blanket on the atlantic ocean
Your mama so fat she went in the elavator she pressed up and it went down
jon has so many spots his mom bought him clearsil for his birthday
yo mama is so fat when she walks on a bus the bus ¨falls down to hell
ya mama teeth so crooked dat it look like she throwing gang signs
Your Momma Soo Fat ;
She Put A Blanket Over
Tha Ocean & Made Her
Water BED
yo momma is like a keyboard long, white and never tired of people touching her!
yo mama so old she got a signiture from her own mother!!
in 10,000 b.c. =P
yo mama so stupid she asked me”whats the number to 911″
yo mama so stupid I asked her if she can say you and she did a 10 year reaserch
yo mama so fat she walked infront of the TV and I missed three camercials
yo mama so stupid she stold free bread
yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed
yo mama so stupid she was signing a job application and it said”do not write below the dotted line”and she put OK
yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money
yo mama so stupid she triped over a wireless phone
yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it
yo mama so stupid she makes beaves and butthead look like nobel prize winners
yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car
Yo mama so fat she sat on a lesser mama and deflated her.
yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from jenny craig is the door
Your momma is like tesco’s… her legs are open 24/7
your mom a bastard
your mamma is so stuipd she tryed to drown a gold fish!!!!
jou mase poes is soo besmet met siffulus dat sy blackheads op haar klit ytskiet soos vuurpyle op newyears by meyerton squer dis dit
you mamma is so stuiped she got locked in the supermarket and died of starvation !!!!!
you momma is so poor i saw her kikin a can down the street and i said “what ya doin” and she said “Movin”
yo mama so opld she farts out dust
yo mamas got so many wrinkles she has to screw her hat on
yo is so fat when she dances she made the band skip
yo mama so fat she went out side in a red dress and every body shouted hey kool aid
yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
yo momma so fat when she jump off the diving board she gets stuck
yo momma so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
my mother-in-law is so used up her vagine hang like sleeve of wizard.
i want to apologize to my mother-in-law for all of the “rips” i have made on her sacred body.
she’s 45 i love her.
having sex with your momma is like throwing a sausage down main st.
yo mamma so ugly she make old people look good
Yo momma so ugly she made a leaf fall off a tree
Yo momma such a whore she has abraham lincoln on speed dial.
yo momma so hairy she uses a chainsaw to trim her pubs
Yo momma so hot i got a boner.
yo momma is like a vacum she gets used and laid in the closet.
yo momma is like a tv she gets turned on by little kids.
yo momma is like windex she gets spread all over the window.
Yo momma so white she looks like Kyle estes.
yo momma is like my car she gets waxed.
yo momma like cottage cheese its white and chunky.
yo momma is like pie everyone gets a slice.
your mum so dirty she has to creep up on the bath water
your mums so fat she uses a matress as a tampon
your mums so ugly ppl fink its holloween every day
your teeth are so yellow you spit butter
yo momma so poor i seen her kicking a penney i asked her whats she was doin she said im rollin in my lincoln.
yo momma smells so bad even the dog shit has to move away.
yo momma so white i nick named her casper.
Yo mommas so fat when she was sunbathing on the beach greenpeace came and tryed to put her back in the ocean!!
Come on..now thats funny!
Yo mama’s so ugly that when she went to a hollowen party she didn’t have to wear no costume.
yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the gulf fof mexico she fartted and thats was caused hurricane katrina
yo mama was so drunk when she went to the zoo, she met a monkey and came out with you
Yo mama is sooo damn ugly when i took her 2 a haunted house, she hasw job in there
yo mama is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and strved
yo mama is so ugly when she takes a shower the water jumps out.
yo mamas so stupid that shes climbs over a glass wall to see whats on the other side,
yo momma!
zach, yo momma’s so fat after sex i rolled over twice but i was still on the bitch
yo mama so fat when she was floating in the ocean, spain claimed her for the new world
yo mamma is so stupid she went to tthe YMCA and told them tnay spelled macy’s wrong.
Yo mama is so fat she plays ping pong with godzilla bALLS
ya mommas so hairy she have afros on her nipples!
yo mama is so poor when i saw her at the street kicking cans i said what are you doing she said am moving
Yo momma so fat, she sold her car for gas money
YOUR MAMA IS SO POOR SHE WENT KFC TO LICK OTHER PEOPLES FINGERS
yo mama’s so stupid when here friend told here to do the robot, she gave R2D2 aids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW DO U MAKE AN INDIAN EXPLODE?
JUST PRESS THE RED BUTTON
yo momma is so black i kicked her down thw stairs ahe she left ski marks
yo mama so dumb she thought jar jar came with pickles pickles.
Y0 momma is so hairy that she has got conros under her arms
yo mamas so dumb she brought a spoon to the super bowl
ur mum stink like a fish egg ha
ur mum tit is lie a bouncey carstle
ur momma sooo hairy . . . . she shaves
billy’s mum
ur mum so stupid she orderd a cab and wen it came she went and told the cab driver she aint in lool
ur mum on bangs so much she even did bangs for pints killed it ha
jon’s mum
ur mum is sooooo ugly she made angie look buff
You momma so stupid when I told her to take the B44 she took b2 twice
yo mama is so fat when she takes a step people say earthquack
yo mama is so fat she master bates with hot wings on the side
yo mama is so fat when she goes to the drive up they say how may i take ur order she say i want all of the above
yo momma’s like my shoe. It just fits.
yo mama so fat when she first saw the number 12 thousand it was on the weight scale
yo mama breaath is so bad her tooth brush prays before use every night.
you mamas is so old, she had jesus in her second grade class
you mummas so retarded she gave birth to colin
colins mumas so fat she wipes her ass with a mattress
COLIN LIKES BALLS
youre mom iis so stupide she sits on the tv and wathes the couch
Yo momma so dumb she stole a t.v and then said can i have the remote
yo momma’s so fat dat she wuz born on the first AND the second on january
yo mama soooo fat when a air plane hit her she said “i hate fly’s !!!!!!!
yo momma so ugly! the bitch got pop with the ugly stick
yo mama sdo fat she put lipstick on with a paint roller
yo mama so fat wen she goes bungee jumipng she goes straight to hell
yo mama so fat wen she plays hopskotch see goes “new york detroit L.A.
yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl
yo mama so poor wen i came in to ask to go to the bathroom she said pick a corner
yo mama is so old, she went into a haunted house she saw a skeleton and yelled grandma
yo mama is soooooooooo fat she had her own zip code !
Yo mama so fat she ate 3 unicorns
Yo mama so fat i ate her
yo mama so fat she got the hool’s and said fire in the holes
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to walk it out she got stuck half way!!
yo mama is so fat she put on a red dress and walked outside and everyone said wut up kool-aid!!
Yo mama is like a hardware store she pays 10 cents to be screwed
Yo mama so stupid she stold free bread
yo moma so tall she turned around and said damn christmas rigth around the corner
yo moma is like a gas station pay before you pump
yo moma so black she get her tatoos in chalk
yo moma so fat she got soft elbows
yo momma stupid she thought a quarterback is a refund
yo momma so dark that when she went to night school they marked her as absent
yo momma so poor i asked her to go to the bathroom she said fourth tree on the left
yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money
yo momma so ugly she got arrested for mooning
yo momma so ugly that dracula wouldnt drink her away
yo momma so stupid that when she went to the beach she couldnt find the water
yo momma so fat she had to take a bath in atlantic ocean
your mum smells so bad she makes onions cry
yo momma so dumb that when she saw a cart she started doi cartwheels
yo mama is so fat that when she jumped n the oacen the Spaniards claimed her as the new land
yo mama so fat that when she got hit by a bus she said “who threw that rock”
yo mamma is so stupid she thought i was a genious
yo moma is so stupid when she went to walgreens she said where are the greenwalls
your mamas so fat when she went to the beach the whales sang we are family!!
Yo momma so tall,her head pops out of space
your mamas so dumb when i came to her hause she asked me choclate or vanilla with her boobs
your mamas so stupid she buys lifesavers just to save her life!
Yo momma soooo big that people think she’s a black hole
i asked ur mother for peanut butter jelly and she sang its peanut butter jelly time peanut butter jelly time!!
yo momma so old that when she breast feed powered milk comes out.
yo daddy so old that when he cums, he cums rotten milk.
yo momma pussy so loose that she can pull her pussy lips over her head and used it as a cap and yells dun dunna dun PUSSY WOMEN!
your momma pussy smell like sand dust
Yo momma so dam fat she got stuck in the air.
Yo momma so dam Ugly !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When she was born her mother slapped the doctor. (shit)
Your mama is so dumb that when she put on a yellow jumper, people called taxi!
Your mama is so dumb that when she went swimming the whales sang
“We are family”!
Your mama is so gay she was more bent than i right angle!
Your mama is so ugly that the plastic surgent sued her!
yo mama is so fat when she into the elevater she pressed up she went down
yooh mam so Fat she’s skinny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo momma’s SO FAT, she had to iron her PANTS in the DRIVE-WAY!!!!!!!
Yo momma’s so poor, she couldn’t afford to talk!!!
Yo momma’s so fat, she made the fattest person in the world look like an annorexic!!!!
Yo momma’s so ugly, that she was expelled from school cuz she blinded the other kids!!!!!
Yo momma’s so stupid, she died of starvation at a grocerey store!!!!
Yo momma’s so stupid, she asked a cashier “how much is this?” at a £1 shop!!!
Yo momma’s so stupid, that she asked a cashier what time it was at a clock shop!!!
Yo momma’s glasses are so thick, she can see into the future!!!!
Yo momma’s glasses are so thick, that when she looks on a map she can see people waving!!!
your momma so stupid she climber over a glass wall just to see the outher side
your mom is so fat people jump on her as a trampoline
your mum’s so fat even bill gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction
your mum is like a birthday cake everybody gets a piece of her
yo mamma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a tax refund
yo momma so ugly even the cavemen rejected her
yo momma so old that she was here before the dinosares
yo mam is so stupid that when some tells her to reach for da stars she goes to the store and buy sum luckcharms ceral
yo momma so stupid that when she was going to disney world and came up to a sighn that said disney world left she said shoot! come on kids lets go home.
yo momma sooooo fat shes on both sides of the family
yo momma so fat,shes on both sides of da family
yo mama so fat, when she jumped on a monster truck, it turned into a LOWW RIDER!!
your mamas so fat, the whole family can use her as a bean bag!
your mom is such a whore shes like a video game shes rated (E) for every one!
your mom is so old she was the waitress at the last supper
your mom is so dumb she sold her car for gas money your mom is so stupid she got locked in a grocerie store and died of starvation
Yo momma sooooooooo fat that the town uses her as the worlds BIGGEST WATER BED!!!
Yo mamma sooooo fat that she dosen’t have to use her legs to walk
yo moma so old her b day expired
yo moma so uglie when she looked out dah window and got arrested 4 murder wit dat uglass face
Yo mamma so stupid when we drove by WMCA she said “hey look they spelled Macy’s wrong”
yo mommas so old i told her to act her age and she died
yo mammas so cheap i saw her chasing after a garbage truck with a grocerie list.OH by the way im the new narutos mamma,the name wasnt really workin out
Yo mamas soo dumb she tryed to drown a fish
yo mamas so stupid she put lipstick on her head so she can make up her mind
yo mama so old she took her drivers test on a dinosaur
holy fart
Hey live the moms out this and i will live this out your mom.
YO mamas soooooo poor you kicked a penny on the street and she that was ur collage fund
yo mama so skinny we she turned sideways she dissapeared
wat do u call a man sittin by da door…………………matt
yo mamma soooooooooo fat when she sat on the rainbow all the skittels popped out!!!!!!!!!
yo mamma sooooooooooooo stupid when she saw a bus full of whit people she said ohh, a twiky!!!!!!!!!
cjfjdjf
you’re mums so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to see wah was on the other side
yo mama so stupid she stole free bread
yo mama is so fat and so stupid that when I told her that it was chilly ouside she brought out a bowl and spoon
yo mama so astupid that she went to college to work at McDonalds
yo mama so fat that Raspusha walked up to her and said Damn you’re fat
your mama is so fat she can’t lift her hand
Yo momma is so ugly the state made her face a legal weapon
yo momma such a slut she works at home depot…. 5 cents a screw!!!
yo momma is such a slut she works at mac donalds shes on the dollar menu
your mumma so stupid she got hit by a parked car
hahahaha
Yooo momma so faatt, the army uses her anties for a parachute.
Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper
yo mama’s soooooooooo stupid she tried to out run a cheetah
yo mama is so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it out the window
yo mama is so fat she’s the reasen titanic fell
yo mama so fat she puts mayonaise on her aspirin
yo mama so stupid she sits on the tv and wacthes the couch
nhjisefyusegfya
screw you i rock
your momma’s so ugly no one wants to sell her a car
Yo momma so dark that she can even leave fingurprints on charcoal
your mamma’s so stupid, she trys to kill fish by drowning them
your mamma’s so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
jesus may be able to walk on water, but chuck norris can swim through land\
yo mamma
ya
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Eventually global warming will stop all racsism because we all will turn black.
your mamma’s so fat, she had to be baptised in the ocean
yo mamma so stupid she tried to cut her self with a razor phone.
your fat dad was eating chocolate chip cookies and then he saw brown paper and ate it
john mccain went to a victoria secret and saw sarah palin and said you make a good vp model.
yo mama so ugly she had 2 bags over her head she took them off and got sued by freddie kruger
yo mama is so fat that gets baptized in the indian ocean
yo mama so poor when she in vited me over for breakfest and i got on piece of bacon and she yelled dont be GREEDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when i threw a rock at a trash can she yelled who knocked!
BITCH!!!!!! yo momma is like a bowling ball , she gets picked up ,fingered,and thrown in the gutter!!!!!!!!!!oh damn
yo momma like a hockey team she has to change her pads every three periods!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh damn you be feeling that at new years 2100
you people r mean……talkin about peoples momma….get a life
IMA BIG ASSS HOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TELL YO MAMA THAT IM SINGLE
yo mama so ugly, she made a blind kid cry
yo mama like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a wireless phone
yo mama so fat when she junp off a high she doesn’t die
yo momma so poor she had to strip 4 to penny
Yo mama iz so stupid she was trying to go to disneyland but she saw a sign that said disneyland left and she went back home
Yo mama iz so hairy she got afros on her niples
Your mama is so fat she triped ova concrete men i didnt want to laugh but the ground was crackin up
your mum is so fat she uses a blanket as a tissue
Yo momma so poor she strips at chuckee cheese for tokens
youre moma is so fat she sat on the arch and made a mcdonalds
youre moma is so stupid she sat on the T.V and wached the couch
youre moma is so stupid she sold her car for gass money
yo mama is so stinky, the dog gave her a bath
yo mama is so stupid she didnt no what to right here and didnt write a joke,
yo mama so fat she broke her chair …thats right i been there
yo mama so poor her pic is on the food stamps
your momma such a slut when she worked at Home Depot She got 5 cents a screw!
yo mom is so small she jumped off the crub and commited sucicied
yo mom is so stupid i put a newspaper on the tv and she thought it was paper view.
yo mom is so dumb she threw a ball at the floor and missed
Yo mam so fat, when she puts on a belt, she looks like an upside down cameltoe
im so fat u had to grees the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side to get me threw
bitch wat u say to dat
yo mama so ugly iits a good thing im blind
yo moma so tall she triped on mount everest and her head hit the moon.
yo moma so tall she triped in califoria and her head landed in flordia.
yo moma so stupid she heard it was chilli out side and brought a bowl.
yo moma so stupid she put a ruler on the bed to see how long she sleeps.
yo moma so short her feet showed up on her drivers lisences.
yo moma so poor i saw her walkin down the street with 1 shoe on i said ladie did you lose a shoe she said no i just found 1.
yo moma so dark the cops shot at her at night the bullets came back with flash lights sayin i cant find da bitch
yo mamas so stupid when she through a rock at the ground she missed
yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning
yo mama so fat she could only play center for the new york GIANTS
yo mama so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and peed her pants
yo mama so stupid she locked her self in Cub Foods and starved to death
your mama so pretty that i love her
wats up
ksaldjffffffd saoiqwqrtn jsdfnscfklas r b
yo momma so fat she is on both sides of the family
yo momma so fat she on boyh sides of the family
yo momma so fat when she wear a yellow rain coat ppl shout taxi-
Yo Momma so FAT she fell in LOVE and BROKE IT!!!
Yo momma was so old that when I told her to act her age…SHE DIED!!!
okay, okay, let’s get off the whole momma thing now……….cause I just got off yours!
Yo momma is so fat she tripped over K- mart and landed on Target
yo mama just like a hardware store,10 cents a screw
Yo mama is so fat it took me 2 trains, a bus and a cab just to see her good side!!
Yo mama is so stupid, when she turned off the lights she said “I’m black now”
hi lil P
yo mama is so stupid she got hit by a parked car!!
XD D.K Iwaz here
yo mama is so fat when she jumped into the kiddy pool she feel ten feet under!!
Yo momma so fat she gets internet for free cos’ she’s worldwide
Yo momma so fat she’s her own species
your mums soo old , jesus sat behind her in the 3rd grade
yo mama so fat when she wore red and crossed the street traffic stoped for a whole day
yo mamma is so ugly she killed bloody mary
yo momma so phat she calledthe police to find her neck
YOUR MOMA IS SO FAT SHE IS ON BOTH SIDES OF THE FAMILY…
yo momma so fat that she herd there was chilly so she took a bowl n a spoon
yo moma so fat when she went to the amusement park, people try to ride HER
you momma is so stuped she when dad sad it was chilliy out side she whent out with a spoon
Eliza’s momma is so … like her !!!!
look at this. yo mama so fat were in her right now
yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.
yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!
yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for new land!
yo mama so fat when she sits around the house she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out
WELL THATS ALL FROM YO MAMA FAN!
yo mama is so fat she got bathtised at sea world
yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
yo mama so stupid, she got hit my a parked car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mamma so ugly when she looked in the mirror it cracked
yo mama so hairy she got afros on her nipples
you moma is sooooo fat that she sweats grease?
your mama is so ugly she made a onion cry.
your mama is so stupid she a droped a quater in a parking lot and said wheres my gumball
your mama reminds me of a squirell cause she always has nuts in her mouth
yo mamma is so fat the marines used her under wear as parasuts
yo mama so greasy texaco bye’s oil from her.
Yo momma’s teeth so yellow when she close her mouth her stomach glows.
Yo momma’s teeth so yellow when god said let there be light she opened her mouth and said “cheese”!
yo momma so fat she saw the number 575693 and that was when she steped on the scales
yo mama is so short she go lost in the grass looking for your class!!
yo mama is so short she tried to climb a toothpick!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
yo mama is so stupid she a for a number!!
yo mama is so stupid she thought blue jeans was orange!!
yo mama is so stupid she is an alabama fan!!
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the ocean and spreaded the sea and she didnt need moses staff
yo mama so fat she lost a game of hide and seek
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yo mama is so fat when she rolled to md they sad sorry were closed.
Yo momma so ugly she’s her imaginary friends duff (dumb ugly fat friend)
Yo momma so ugly she gets paid to be a duff for all the other duff’s
your mamma so fat when she jump in the ocean the whale started singing we are family even though your fatter then me!!!!!!!!!
your mamma so fat whan she step on the elevator the elevator started singing abcdefg get your fat ass off of me!!!!!!!!!!!
your moms so stupid she is fat
wooooooooooooooo
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your moms so stupid she is fat
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yo momma is so stuiped she thought fat joe was skinny.
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yo mama so poor you’re family had to eat cereal with a fork to save milk
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yo momma so ugly that wen she was born, the doctor slapped her and threw her right in the garbage
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Yo Mamas So Ugly That When She Came Out Of Her House With A Red Dress All The Children Said “Look its the koolaid man
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yo mamma like a hardware store, 25 cents per screw.
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Yo momma so fat when she sit on the toilet the toilet said abc 123 get your fat ass off of me…
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, No Professionals.”
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, “To be continued.”
Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo momma so fat God couldn’t light Earth till she moved!
Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
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yo mama is so poor she ate her own dairy and then ate urs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your momma so fat that when she goes out running people start screaming its the end of the world!!!!!
yo mama so smelly so mad right guard call for backk up..=] h3h3
yo mamma so bald people can read her mind
yo mama so stupid she make beavis and butt-head look like nobel prize
yo mom so old when she went to school there was no history
yo mama got burned so bad all she said was toshae
yo mom so fat even geoge bush coulnt pay 4 her libosuction
yo mama so fat after she won a pie eating contest and she won she said OOO WAT A DESERT ooooooooooooo
Yo mama so old I slapped her at the back of her neck and her tits fell off.
FAF(funny as fuk)
Yo mama so fat she tripped over Wallmart, stumbbled over Sears, and landed on Target.
Yo mama so fat she got a run in her jeans
yo mommas so old the when she cums, its a powder spray!
yo mama so fat ppl run around her to exercise
your mums is so fat she played pool with the planets
your mums is so fat she played pool with the planets
YO momma so fat and stupid, everytime she sees a black man she goes, “mmmhh chocolate.
Your mamma is so stupid-she said i dont like anything sour execpt for sour kraut!!!LOL!!!!!
YO MAMA IS SO FAT TO GET HER THROUGH THE DOOR U HAVE TO GREESE THE EDGES AND PUT A MC DONALDS MENU ON THE OTHER SIDE
yo mama so stupid when she threw a rock to the ground she missed
your mama’s so fat they had to grease the door and hold a twinkey on the other side just to get her through.
your mama’s so fat that when she went to a all you can eat buffet they had to install speed bumps.
your mama’s so old she used to chill with the flintstones.
your mama’s so enormous that when she went to hand in her underware they put up a sign that said no parachutes allowed.
your mama’s so fat that when god said let there be light; god told her to move her fat ole a$$ over.
your mama’s so fat that when she got hit by a bus she asked who through the rock.
your mama’s so fat that when she jumped in the air she got stuck.
your mama’s so fat and when they said she sat around the house SHE SAT AROUND THE HOUSE.
your mama’s so ugly monkies at the zoo laughed at her.
your mama’s so old she left her purse on noah’s ark.
If any of those jokes are already in there i am sorry i didn’t go throught and read all of them there are to many i just added the ones i knew.
Yo Mama so nasty she still gave me a virus over the computer
yo moma is so dam fat she got stuck in da grand cannyon
Yo Mama soooooooooo fat that she has to kiss her own chins
yo momma is so poor i saw her kicken a can i asked her what she was doin she said movin
yo mama jumped in the sea with a bunch of whales and they start singing we are family even though you’re fatter than me
your momma is like a carperendeers dream 5 cent a screw.
your momma is like a gitar string she viberates to much.
your momma is like a lost tunnel theres a way in but no a way out…..
your momma gets scrwed then gets laied in the closet…
your momma is so fat when she jummped she got stuck in mid air…
your momma is so fat when she got hit by a bus she said who threw that rock at me….
Yo momma so ugly she hated her birthday cuz it was on Halloween.
your momma so fat, she went to burgerking and got a group discount.
your momma so fat and lonely,she had to jump in the air so a man could fall from the ceiling.
yo mamma so fat that she sat on the toilet and it said A,B,C 1,2,3 get yo fat a** off of me
your mama so stupid she’s stupid
ur mama so fat she sat on quarter and a burger poped out of George washingtons nose!!!!!!!
ur mama so stupid she looked up the name george and asked the computer to spell it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ur mama so stupid she looked up the name george and asked the computer to spell it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ur mama so stupid she asked her new born baby right after she named it what it’s name was!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
yo mama so stupid that i told her to act her own age and she died haha ( i love u boyss)
your mama so stupid i said hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii !!!!!!!!!!!!!! i know its retarded but so r u !!!!!!!!!!!!!11 LOL!!!!!!!!!!
ur mama is so old that she knew burger king when she was a prince!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo moma is so ugly rice crispies wont even talk to her
Yo mama is so stupid she took the fish out of the water because she thought it was drowning
yo mommas like a Brick- she has 2 sides and gets laid by mexicans
yo mama so ugly she look lyke a shit sandwhich
yo mamas teeth so yellow people say let it shine let it shine
yo mama so fat she eats her diet pills wit mayo on them
your moma so stuped,that she brought her rooler to bed to see how long she sleped!
she went to walgreens and asked the man why arent the walls green.
she pulled down her pants and said welcome to bush gardens.
that when she went to mexico the man said la chupocabra!
she put on a red jacket and went outside and a lady said the coolaid man!
yo moma so nasty she masturbates with a five foot long dildo made up of riod
yo mammaz so fat she got scouldn’t enter the main gate of victoria memorial.
hoolly how old are u
Yo mama so fat if she was peanut butter she be extra chunky!!!
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the ocean and whales started singin we are family!!!!
yo mama so stupid she traded $1 million for 1 thousand and said o well, its only 3 more zeros
yo mama so fat they think that the titanic hit her instaed of an iceburg!!!!!
Yo mama’s so fat she went down not up on a trampoline.
yomommas so hairy when she walks into a room people say to you:
“Yo, yopapas here!!!!”
yo mommas so dumb she took a spoon to the super bowl
yo mamma is so hairy when you were born you came out with carpet burns
Yo mama so ugly, she has to sneak up on the tun to take a bath!
yo mama’s so dumb, she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama’s so dumb, she got locked in the matress warehouse ans slept on the floor!
Yo mama’s so dumb, she got locked in a bathroom and peed her pants!
Yo mama’s so dumb, she got locked in a school but never got an education!
Yo mamma so fat she doesnt fit in the Pasific Ocean.
Yo mamma so stupid, she got locke din a grocery store and starved to death
Yo mamma so fat she lives at Mc Donalds
*yo mama so fat she sat on a ps3 and turned it into a psp
*yo mama so old i told her to act her age and the chick died
*yo mama so poor her door mat only says wel-
*yo mama so short you can see her feet in her drivers license photo
*yo mama so dumb they said it was chilly outside, she went and gotta bowl
*yo mama hair so short she rolls it with rice
*yo mama so ugly they changed Halloween to yo-mama-ween
your mommas such a patriotic ho she screwed more soldiers than pres bush
your momma soo short, she commited suicide by the curb
your momma so dumb she stared at an orange juice container that said concentrate
your momma soo fatt when i tried to drive my car around her, i ran outta gas
1.yo mamma hairy the only language she speaks is wookie
2. yo mamma so fat when she farts it’s like nuclear bomb
3.yo mamma so stupid she got fired from the m&m factory for eating the w’s
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yo mamma so stupid she thought ihop was pogo stick made by ipod
yo mama so fat dat she make mobey dick look like minnie me
Yo momma so old that when i told her to act her own age she died
yo momma so getto her wedding cake was made out of corn bread
Chuck norrises tears can cure cancer to bad he never cries
yo mama so fat,she went to the zoo and elephants threw peanuts at her
yo mama so dumb,she went to a 24 hour store and asked how long your open
yo momma so fat she puts manaise on asprin
yo momma ugly that when she saw her self in the mirror she said DAMNNNNNN
yo momma so fat she hides twinkyies under her boobs
Yo mamma is so fat, she hasmor Chins than a Hong Kong phonebook
Yo mamma is so ugly her shadow ran away
yo mama so fat she sat on a gamecube nintindo and turned it to a gameboy
yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out
yo momma so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
Yo mama so old her birth certificaite is an apology letter from the condumn factory!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mamma so poor she cant even afford to pay attention
YOUR MOMMA SO FAT THAT SHE HAS TO USE I-95 FOR SLIP-N-SLIDE
YOUR MOMMA SO FAT THAT SHE HAS TO USE I-95 FOR SLIP-N-SLIDE
Yo mama so stupid, i put a scrach-and-sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned
Yo mama so stupid, she asked me wat the number for 911 was
Yo mama so stupid, i said go buy a color T.V and she came back and said, ”Wait…wat color?
Yo mama so stupid, she called 411 and said plz conect me to the YouTube!
Yo mama so fat, i yelled Kool-Aid and she came crashin through the wall
Yo mama so fat, when she saw a yellow skool bus full of wight ppl she yelled ”STOP THAT TWINKEY”!
yo mama is like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw
yo mama is like McDonalds, open 24/7
your momma is like a race car, she burns 25 rubbers a day
your mommas like an public library, shes open to everyone
(trust me i’d know)
yo momma’s so fat when she fell in love, she broke it
gay
your mom is such a whore she gets more dick than a condom
your mom so ugly when her in freedie cougar had an beauty contest she lost
your mom so fat when she takes a smash the toliet screams
yo momma so fat it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
yo momma so stupid she had you
your mama so fat when she sat in the movie theater she was sitting next to every one
yo mama so fat that even dora couldn’t explore it cuz she got lost in the entrance.
your mama so fat that she could make another earth
your mama so fat she blocked the sun
your mama so stinkey when a skunk smelled up her ass the skunk died
you daddy so stupid that he thought that the bannana was his dick and the cherry’s was his balls
your mama so fat that she broke the whole grand canoyon
your mama so fat the people did not need the bulldozer yo spread out the sement they just called her
your mama so fat that when she darnk water she drank the whole ocean
yo mammas so ugly she looks like you!!
yo mamas so fat when she gets on a scale it says to be continued
yo mammas so ugly her birth certificate is an apology from the condom company!!
yo mammas so fat she has to iron her pants in the driveway!!
Mr. Pancakez mom is so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning!!
yo mamma is so fat when she sat on the toilet the toilet sang a b c d e f g,get your fat *** off of me
youre mama so fat when she steps on the scales a mobile number shows up.
youre mam so fat she went out wearing heels and come back wearing flip flops.
hey hey hey were in valley school and love the jokes!!!!!!!
Yo momma so fat, black, ugly and uncomfortable she works with the fubu company
yo momma so ugly that she walked into the sunday service and everybody turned around and said the DEVIL IS ALIVE
YO MOMMA SO UGLY SHE WALKED INTO A COSTUME STORE NAD THE CLERK SAID YOUR ALL SET
Your momma is so fat that she step on the scale and it said “one at a time”.
get me some ice cream
You’re momma so ugly she made pro-active go unactive
yo mamma so skinny, sheuses dental floss as toilet paper
yo mamma so skinny, sheuses dental floss as toilet paper
yo mama so fat she put a red shirt on and everyone screamed koolaid
yo mama is so fat they changed one size fits all to one size fits most
yo mama is so old i told her to act her age and she died
yo mama is so old she has a autographed bible
yo mama large that she goes in ocean people saw her they said land ahoy
yo mama so ghetto when she breast feeds kool-aid comes out
yo mama so fat when she steped on a scale ANd it said no more than 4 people on at a time please…
yo mama so fat wen she stepped on a scale it said no more than 4 people on at a time…
yo mama so ugly she got arrested for looking at someone
redneck..–if ur mom runs outta tha bathroom and says come here boys and c wat i made before i flush it you might be a redneck
Yo mama so dumb, she thought the Harlem Renaissance was a dance.
Yo mama so hairy she has afros on her nipples!
your momma is so poor well you know the little old lady who live in a shoe well your momma is so poor she lives in a flip floop
yo mama so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles fell out
Yo mama so fat she jumped into the ocean saw a whale and sang “we are faimly”
yo mamma is so fat when she looked in the mirror the mirror shatter
yo mama is so ugly she deep fries her toothpaste