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913 Yo Momma Jokes in “September 2008 Yo Mama Jokes”



  1. 007's Momma Joke:

    yo mama jumped in the sea with a bunch of dolphins and they start singing we are family even though you’re fatter than me



  2. chino's Momma Joke:

    yo mama soooo fat, when i took her to the haunted house, she came out with a job application



  3. 1000's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she put batteries up her but and said i have the power



  4. Smally101's Momma Joke:

    Your mama so fat when she runs it sets of car alarms



  5. katie's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she has to use a mattress as a tampon



  6. Akmed's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so fat she fat



  7. austin's Momma Joke:

    jo mamas so dumb she thought jar jar came with pickles pickles



  8. terynn dudee's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so scary looking she dont even have to dress up.



  9. terynn dudee's Momma Joke:

    your mom is like a railroad getting LAID across america
    your mom so fat when she go it the bathtube the water jumped out and said naww i will pass that,

    your mom is such a whore she dont even have to stand on the corner to get money,

    your mom is soooooo fat when shes on the corner people honk the horn and scream out the window move road block



  10. big's Momma Joke:

    yo mama soo fat she saw a bus moving she said BICTHES STOP THE TWINKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  11. soufiane's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so fat, after sex, I roll over twice but i’m still on the bitch!!



  12. FunnyPersonWhichIsVeryFunny's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MUMMA IS SO FUT DAT HER BELLY IS LIKE JELLY



  13. FunnyPersonWhichIsVeryFunny's Momma Joke:

    UR MUMMA IS SO FAT DAT SHES A FAT PERSON



  14. FunnyPersonWhichIsVeryFunny's Momma Joke:

    UR MUM IS SO FAT DAT WEN U WAS BORN SHE THOUGHT SHE FARTED LIKE THIS

    BRRT



  15. FunnyPersonWhichIsVeryFunny's Momma Joke:

    UR MUM IS SO FAT THAT



  16. FunnyPersonWhichIsVeryFunny's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MUM IS SO FAT THAT SHES IN THE GUINESS WORLD RECORDS



  17. jb's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she steped on a train it turned in to a subway.



  18. brad333's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so dumb she took a spoon to the super bowl

    your mammas so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her as the new world



  19. POPPY's Momma Joke:

    JO MAMA IS SOO FAT- DAT WHEN SHE JUMP FOR JOY… SHE GO STUCK!



  20. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb, she got run over by a parked car!



  21. akmed's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat she stepped on the scales and they said…to be continued



  22. YO MAMA KING!!!'s Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA’S SO STUPID WHEN SHE BREAST FEEDS KOOLADE COMES OUT



  23. YO MAMA KING!!!'s Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA’S SO FAT SHE JUMPED OF THE GRAND CANYON AND GOT STUCK AN INCH DOWN



  24. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so pore she went to McDonalds and put a cheeseburger on layaway.



  25. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is chewbacca



  26. Stevie's Momma Joke:

    yo mama sooo fat that wen she jumped on walmart she lowered the prices



  27. MS. KELA's Momma Joke:

    Yo moma so fat she know about all the new lil debbie cupcakes before they hit the street.



  28. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMAS SO FAT SHE BROKE THE FAMILY TREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh



  29. sara's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so stupid she yells in an envelope to send a voicemail !!!



  30. amber's Momma Joke:

    your momma stinks so bad when she farted she created the great depression



  31. amber's Momma Joke:

    your moma so skinny when she swallowed a jellybean she looked 8 months pregnant



  32. zack wood's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hungry she was watching the weather network they said it was going to be chilly outside so she went outside with a boal and a spoon



  33. BLAST's Momma Joke:

    your mumma so tall.. she did a bakflip and kicked Jesus in tha face.



  34. fattie's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA is sooo hairy that you were born with rug burn!



  35. the slickster's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so bald head, a fly flew by and skint he knees.

    yo moma so strong, she can blow a bubble with a now & later. (the candy)

    yo moma so dumb, she was driving on the H.O.V. lane, when the officer stopped her she said,” sorry sir, but i didnt see the V!”



  36. KAYLA's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SOOOOOOOOO UGLY SHE MADE MICHAEL JACKSON LOOK SEXY!!



  37. KAYLA's Momma Joke:

    yo face is soooo ugly u came out lookin like yo mama!!



  38. KAYLA's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is sooo fat her pants size is umm…um..umm….BITCH LOOSE SOME WIEGHT!!!



  39. KAYLA's Momma Joke:

    the last time yo mama saw 90210 was on a scale



  40. bobby's Momma Joke:

    your mam’s so ugly no one wants to sell a house to her



  41. Miless's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a penny down the street and i said what are you doing.

    she said ‘driving my lincoln”



  42. big's Momma Joke:

    bobby yo mama so stupid she shited her self in the bathroom



  43. Your mama's head is so small she uses a teabag as a pillow's Momma Joke:

    Swazi people



  44. buddy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so bald she got a shower and was brain washed



  45. cool's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so fat that jubjub said that is no moon,that yo momma.



  46. NO ONE!'s Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat she made fat albert say DAMN



  47. natalie's Momma Joke:

    your mommma is so fatwhen she walks it sounds like an earthquake.
    boom !!boom!1



  48. arkkkd's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she shits briks



  49. Tess's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so dumb, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!!!!

    Yo mama’’s so fat, I drove around her twice and ran out of petrol!!!

    Yo mama’s so dumb, she failed a survey!!

    Yo mama’s so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!!!

    Yo mama’s so fat she uses Saturn’s rings as a belt!!!



  50. Norton's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of oscar myer hot dogs



  51. alex's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she tried to put M&Ms in aiphbetical order.



  52. cody's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor i walked in her house and three roaches triped me and tried to take my wallet



  53. alex's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she fat



  54. alex's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor when i rang the door i hear the toilet flush



  55. cody's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she does drive bys on the bus



  56. alex's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor you go out for a sunday pushes of the skateboard do you know the story of the little old woman that lives in a shoe

    well yo momma live in a flip flop



  57. soufiane's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly when we went to da haunted house she came out with a job application



  58. alex's Momma Joke:

    yaLL aRe dumB taLkiinG aBouT mOTheRS anD ya’LL gOt wun @ hOme liiKe fOr reaLs beTcheS GeT a liFE.



  59. dld03's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly her reflection quit!!!



  60. nicholas's Momma Joke:

    ur mums teeth are so yellow it took the sun out of buisness



  61. alejandra's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat that she fell and made the grand canyon



  62. yomomma95's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, that when she sat on the rainbow all da skittles fell out!!



  63. YO MAMA SO POOR AFTER EVERYTHING SHE EAT SHE SAY I CANT BELIEVE ITS NOT BUTTER.'s Momma Joke:

    YUNG DAMAGE



  64. ketpaulo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s like a roller coaster everyone gets to ride.
    yo momma’s like a door nob everyone gets a turn.
    yo momma’s like a air conditionair she blows all day.
    yo momma is so bad in bed WE thought she was lagging.



  65. loincom_joey's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s teeth are so yellow, she can butter bread

    Yo momma’s lips are so big, Chapstick had to invent a spray

    Yo momma is so dumb, she failed a urine test



  66. cookies's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when i asked for cookies she ate before i could get one



  67. cookies's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when i asked for cookies she ate all of them before i could get one



  68. cookies's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat even jesus couldn’t lift her spirts



  69. freddy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie



  70. christine's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that when i hit her with a bus she said “who threw that rock?”



  71. emily's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat, she uses an oven as a beeper
    Yo momma is so fat, the weighing scale said “to be continued”
    Yo momma is so old, her breast milk is powdered.
    Yo momma is so old, when she went to school, there were no history calss
    Yo momma is so stupid, she exercises when she could get liposuction or something.
    Yo momma is so stupid, she returned the jigsaw puzzle to the store because she thought it was broken.
    Yo momma is so ugly, Dracula wont drink her blood
    Yo momma is so ugly, the president moved Halloween to her birthday
    Yo momma is so old, she made an onion cry



  72. Jrock's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she got an autographed bible



  73. Jrock's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning



  74. zachary turner's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat that she bleeds spaghetti sauce



  75. zachary turner's Momma Joke:

    your mama so skinny she dont even have a shadow



  76. zachary turner's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she was the waitress at the last supper



  77. Barron's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry
    yo mama so ugly she threw a boomerang an it never came back
    yo mama so ugly the plastic surgeon sued her



  78. Barron's Momma Joke:

    The people always say under Chuck Norris’ beard isn’t a chin it’s just another fist



  79. BIGT's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO OLD SHE WAS AT THE LAST SUPPER WITH JESUS



  80. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat when she got on the scale it showed her phone number



  81. trey's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch
    yo mama so fat so fell and made the grand canyon
    yo mama so poor i picked up a box and she said stop moving my house
    yo mama so ugly when so goes the bank they turn of the camera
    yo mama so ugly she made jason say dont kill me
    yo mama so fat they thought she was a new planet
    yo mama so she moves everbody says earthquake



  82. Barron's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she entered an ugly contest and they said,”Sorry no professinals”



  83. trey's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so short you can see her feet on her driver license
    yo mama so fat when see tried out for football all the people that tackled got lost in her rolls
    yo mama so old on her birthday they have to find a new number
    yo mama so fat when she moves everbody says earthquake
    yo mama so fat when she fell she made the grand canyon
    yo mama so fat she has to iron her pants on the road
    yo mama so ugly she made madusa turn to stone
    yo mama so old she played with the dinosaurs when she was little ( but she was bigger than all of them)



  84. YO MAMA PRINCE!!!!!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she stepped on da scale it sed 1 at a time please



  85. YO MAMA PRINCE!!!!!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she lay on da beach everybody gatherd around er’ an sed free willy free willy!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  86. chinass's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat wen she wore high heels she struck oil



  87. T DOG's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is soo short, you can see her feet on her drivers license



  88. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid that she is stupid



  89. BIG K TO THE A's Momma Joke:

    omg your mama is so skinny she has to use a toothpick for a tampon hahahahahahaha



  90. Mr. The Body's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama’s SO FAT, I had to use my 4×4 to drive to her other titty…
    then I was outta cell phone range for your sister.



  91. j.MON3Y's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat wen she went down to gulf of mexico she farted i wonder y hurricane katrina came



  92. angel 999's Momma Joke:

    your momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone



  93. angel 999's Momma Joke:

    i saw yo mama kickin a can down the street i aked her wot she was doin she sed movin house



  94. angel 999's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dark wen she went to night skool she was marked absent

    yo momma so dark she has to wear gloves so that she dosent eaat her fingers when she has tootsie rolls

    yo momma so dark she leaves finger prints on charcoal



  95. angel 999's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor wen she goes into kfc she ha to lick everyone elses fingers
    yo momma so poor she cant afoord to pay attention



  96. maddie's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so hairy we asked her where r we going today she opened her legs up and said busch gardens



  97. bythedozens's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma’s so poor she can’t afford government cheese!



  98. bythedozens's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so ugly, she makes Stevie Wonder cover his eyes!



  99. bythedozens's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is such a whore she’s had more meat in her than a McDonald’s freezer



  100. bythedozens's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so stupid she don’t know how many beers come in a six-pack



  101. bythedozens's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma’s ass so big you need a sherpa to get on top of it



  102. Yo muma so ugly she just ugly's Momma Joke:

    Spitballz



  103. Tanzy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly the soap company had to put” caution we wash away dirt only…..NOT UGLY”



  104. Tanzy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly wen she was born yo grandma got out the bed , took her bags n said ” U CAN KEEP IT”



  105. athenewins's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so ugly that when she went to the freak show, they kicked her out and said no professionals, sorry!



  106. YO DADY!'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mom so dumb that she buys curtains for her windows but not macs.



  107. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    well that may be the case
    yo moma is so hairy
    she only speaks one language
    woukee



  108. lil j's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so black and her teeth are so yellow when she smiles she look like a steelers helmet



  109. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning



  110. DJ's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning



  111. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that she takes a bath at the atlantic ocean



  112. jon's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat wene she peeed she made hurricane mamaseeta



  113. devil's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she jumped into the water and the water jumped out



  114. Brooke's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she got more chins han the chinese phone book



  115. dezirae's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat dat when she went by the closet the closet closed by its self yo mama so dumb dat she put on lotion and she thought it was powder.yo mama so fat when she went to chuckey cheese they named it chubbey cheese



  116. big mama's Momma Joke:

    im fat and yall mama’s is to . im so fat i could even go to the bathroom i just used ma mattress. im so fat wen i was rocking ma baby i rocked him under ma boobs and got all ma food out and sweat. ma feet stink ma feet related to a skunk. lol sike ma name is diana and im 12 just made it up ya mama aint fat or me just fooling. see ya next time and if you see dezirae that’s ma nickname i meade one name dezirae.



  117. ronesha's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ungly people in the hospital died when they saw her



  118. trionna's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat she called the animal shelter to report herself



  119. trionna's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly her doctor called to tell her



  120. trionna's Momma Joke:

    your sis ter so fat all she do is eat out the cokkie jar



  121. trionna's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy so dumb he mad child suport for hiself



  122. trionna's Momma Joke:

    your grandma so nasty every time she try to dance she farts



  123. sahl & jubby & junaid's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so fat she dosent need the internet shes world wid



  124. kate!'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s teeth so yellow, she never runs out of highlighter.



  125. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly she scared



  126. Sophie_C_Plymouth_UK's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s so fat, she went out with high heels and came back with Flip Flops!
    Yo Momma’s so small, she tried killing herself by jumping off a pin!
    Yo Momma’s so ugly, they put her face in cookie dough to make monster cookies!
    Yo Momma’s so fat the National Weather Agency named her farts!
    Yo Momma’s so fat she got baptised at Sea World!
    Yo Momma’s so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out!



  127. the realest's Momma Joke:

    yo momma soooo ugly she made a blind kid cry

    yo momma soooo fat her picture fell off the wall



  128. racquel's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid, that she sits on the t.v., and watches the couch!



  129. racquel's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat, that whenever she jumps in a pool, the people in aisa go, “sunami! sunami!” what now!?!



  130. racquel's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat, that the last time she saw 90210, was when she was on a scale!



  131. racquel's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so short, that you can see her feet on her srivers licence!!



  132. racquel's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s glasses are so thick, that whenever she looks at a map, she sees people waving



  133. your mother's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that her stretchmarks spell out big bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh damn.



  134. butt's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so dumb she got stabbed in a shoot out



  135. Yofatmomma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma be so fat that beef futures are bought when she get hungry.



  136. Yofatmomma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma be so ugly that ugly went on sabattical.



  137. Yofatmomma's Momma Joke:

    You momma be such a whore that the census bureau hired her to verify the number of men in Los Angeles.



  138. Yofatmomma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma smell so bad that dog’s try to cover her with grass when she walk by.



  139. Yofatmomma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma be so ugly that when terrorists are told she is a virgin they will not blow themselves up.



  140. Skinnz's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.



  141. Skinnz's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she falls outta both sides of the bed in the mornin.



  142. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mom aint fat…..she’s freakin humungis



  143. big b's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that when she stepped in the car it turned into amimi van!!!!



  144. tayla snow's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas like a hockey playor she used the same tampon threw 3 peroids



  145. jackbart96's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so dumb tha she asked for a price check the dollar store



  146. kingy102's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat even jaba the hut said damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  147. kingy102's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat when someone kicked here pork chops came poring out



  148. spongbob101's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she went to the beach england counted her as a new country



  149. dreadz50's Momma Joke:

    yo momma teeth so yellow when close her mouth her belly lights up,
    yo momma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go,
    yo momma so stupid i saw her yelling in a envelope i asked her what you doing, she said sending voice-mail. yo momma so fat she got baptised at sea world. yo momma so stupid when she was driving to disney world and saw a sign that said “disnyworld left” so she went home.



  150. bob's Momma Joke:

    marcus and daniel are gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy are halerias



  151. Yofatmomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she go roller skating everyone play dodge yo momma



  152. Yofatmomma's Momma Joke:

    the lifeguards wont let yo fat momma in the water for fear the mating whales will beach theyself



  153. Yofatmomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly that when she look at her watch time stands still……….for about two seconds and then hauls ass



  154. What Ev.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat, Fat Albert gave her the right to say Hey, Hey, Hey!

    Yo mama so fat, she saw a yellow school bus ful of white kids and said “Hey Stop that Twinky.”



  155. tehe's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so fat that the UN had to remove her pimple problem



  156. sARA's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SOO FAT WEN SHE JUMPED INTO THE SEA THE WHALES SANG WE R FAMILY



  157. BrItTaNy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so clumsy, she got tangled up in a Mobile phone.

    Yo momma so flat chested she jealous of the wall

    Yo mama’s so nice, she offered me the hair off her back.

    I’s apologise for talkin bout Yo Mama…I should know better…hell, I don’t even know the Man…

    Yo mama should be locked away, cos every time she moons people they turn into werewolves

    Yo Mama So Ugly her shadow gave up.

    Yo Moma So Poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk’s fingers



  158. jobro's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s teeth is so damn yellow, I can’t believe its not butter



  159. brock's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so dumb when she was ment to walk throgh the front door she went through the back



  160. gary's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat it took her 20 years to walk to kfc



  161. gary's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas is so scared thAT when she looked at your face she went AHRRRR!



  162. GIIIIGGG's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house



  163. GIIIIGGG's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she got her own zip code



  164. GIIIIGGG's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that she stand in front of the microvave saying Hurray



  165. BURN's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly,when i took her to the haunted house, she came out with a job application.



  166. BURN's Momma Joke:

    yo mama jumped in the sea then a bunch of whaes say damn u fat



  167. matt and mike's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so short she could do a suicide jump off a curb!



  168. alexa's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she farted and it was thundering



  169. ilveErMutr's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ghetto when she breast feeds nothing comes out the hdryo company toke that to



  170. BiG BUS's Momma Joke:

    YA MOMA STINK SO BAD SHE SMELL LIKE FAT JOES TORE BUS



  171. benny's Momma Joke:

    yo momma sooo fat that she sat on a rainbow and popped out skittles!!!



  172. u did wat with yo momma for how many cookies's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hairy king kong came out of her butt and said welcome to the jungle



  173. u did wat with yo momma for how many cookies's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a doorknob everyboby gets a turn



  174. I am Funny's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama is so short you can compare her to your crotch!!!



  175. I am Funny's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat she is on pgs. 1-78 on the guiness book of world records



  176. I am Funny's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so ugly when they removed minor skin blemishes and ugly problems from her yearbook picture, the picture was blank!



  177. I am Funny's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat bill gates coudn’t afford her liposuction.



  178. RANDOM's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, every time you go to the beach with her, the whales come up and sing “We are family! Even though yo bigga than me!”



  179. burn king o' yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat, the beez needed a timers guide to find in her asshole!!
    yo momma so fat she got stretch marks on her clothes, ooohh burn!!!



  180. burn king o' yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck!!



  181. bro sta's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dum that she named her son pete and she named her other son repete



  182. Cayleel's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the toilet it said abcdefg get your fat ass off of me.



  183. kathy's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama’s so fat, when she stepped onto the scale it said “to infinity and beyond!”



  184. big rob's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked “whatcha doing?” and she said “moving”….

    your momma’s so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!



  185. big rob's Momma Joke:

    yo moma’s teeth r sooo yellow when she smiles traffic slows down



  186. big rob's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so ugly when she was born her mom said “what a treasure” and her father said “yea! lets go bary it! ”

    if you like my jokes u rock on man



  187. jen jen's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that she got her own area code



  188. jen jen's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so hairy that you were born with a third degree burn



  189. jen jen's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly that her own shadow committed suicide



  190. sam 23846109285's Momma Joke:

    your moms like a pair of drum sticks she never stops banging



  191. jen jen's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s like a bowling ball, gets fingered, gets thrown away and still comes back for more



  192. jen jen's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so scary that they changed halloween to her birthday



  193. sam 23846109285's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is like a squirrel she alwyas have nuts in her mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  194. jen jen's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so stupid that she got locked up in burlington coat factory and froze her fat ass



  195. jen jen's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s like a lightbulb-she turns everyone on



  196. sam 23846109285's Momma Joke:

    i like ur mom she blows like a vaccum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  197. jen jen's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so nasty that she got fired from the sperm bank for driving on the job



  198. jen jen's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so stupid she thought a blow job was done to a girl



  199. jen jen's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat that she’s got more chins than in the Hong Kong phone book



  200. jen jen's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so stupid she was driving to disneyland and she saw a sign saying disney land left so she went home



  201. jen jen's Momma Joke:

    you mama’s teeth are so yellow people started sayong i can’t belive its not butter



  202. jen jen's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so ugly that when she walked into taco bell, everyone ran for the border



  203. jen jen's Momma Joke:

    yo waz up



  204. Natalie's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so black she got kicked out fo white castle



  205. the bitch's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma like a big mac full a fat and only worth one dolla



  206. ms pink's Momma Joke:

    i am soo fat



  207. mr pink's Momma Joke:

    i am so fat



  208. mr pink's Momma Joke:

    i am so fat



  209. oliver pink's Momma Joke:

    I am so fat i need 5 airplane seats for me



  210. i did yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so bald, yo can see whats she thinking. Yo mama is so fat she cant wake up on the wrong side of the bed. Yo mama so fat she plays ping pong with Godzillas balls.



  211. charlie1's Momma Joke:

    yo mama forehead is so big it looks like its nine months pregnant



  212. >:3's Momma Joke:

    you mama sooo fat that when she went to china they all calld out godzilla. lol on your mama >:3



  213. >:3's Momma Joke:

    yo mama sooooooo supid when the phone rang she anserd the toster
    >:3



  214. >:3's Momma Joke:

    yo MAMA so f**n fat that when she wolked out side she triped over wallmart het her head on target and stubed her towe on doller genrol . >:U this is fun :3



  215. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light he meant move your ASS!!



  216. Humpback Reynolds's Momma Joke:

    yo moms like weed she gets puffed, passed, and put out
    yo moms like a bowlin ball she gets fingered, thrown in da gutta, and used over and over agin
    yo moms so poor i walk in da front do and feel out da back
    yo moms so po she had to get a 2cd loan to buy for her box



  217. buck's Momma Joke:

    your mama so ugly she went to enter a ugly contest and they said no professionals allowed!!!



  218. breger king's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so ugly she looked her self in the mirrer and her reflection gave her the finger



  219. ryan 0010's Momma Joke:

    YO mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl!!!!!



  220. Danielle's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so gay when she walks out of the super market all of the gayyy men r afer her fatt ass!!!



  221. Danielle pappas's Momma Joke:

    yo



  222. ryan 0010's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so hairy she walked out of the house and the next door neabior called anmal control



  223. ryan 0010's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so ulgy she won 1.2.3.4and 5 place in a ugly contest



  224. akmed's Momma Joke:

    I like little boys alot



  225. ryan 0010's Momma Joke:

    ur mammas teeth so yellow she runs the sun out of businnus



  226. theisfunnyshit's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is sooooooo  ugly she got arested for mooning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  227. theisfunnyshit's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is teeth are so yellow wen she went into chirch ppl saying sunshine!



  228. theisfunnyshit's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat wen she jumped into the cummunity pool it took 5 houses to put the water back



  229. Max's Momma Joke:

    your mom so ugly she turd your daddy gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  230. ryan's Momma Joke:

    your mama so smelly she made speed stick slow down



  231. jeremy's Momma Joke:

    jo mamma is so old jesus signed her year book



  232. uchiha's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so stupid i told her christmas was around the corner she went outside and looked



  233. i am the true king of yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a brick flat on all sides and layed by mexicans



  234. i am the true king of yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a four wheeler she can fit two at a time



  235. Bigeee's Momma Joke:

    your motha is so old that she picked up her breast and a pilgrim fell out!!



  236. Bigeee's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat that when she went to gap she filled in thehole!!!



  237. Bigeee's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat that when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out!



  238. Bigeee's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat that she go more rolls than a pastry truck.



  239. Bigeee's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so fat she could sell shade.



  240. Bigeee's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly that she put the Boggie Man otta buisness.



  241. Bigeee's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly that she makes Micheal Jackson look like Brad Pitt.



  242. Bigeee's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat that she got more crack than Harlem.



  243. yomomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she uses spaceshuttles as dildoes



  244. yomomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that when she went on weightscale it said cuation: “one person at a time”



  245. Tyler Redfern's Momma Joke:

    Your mom is like a vacume cleaner, she sucks, she blows, she gets laid in a closet.



  246. kevin's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat she can say hi



  247. aisha's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture.



  248. dj's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so short she can do backflips under the bed.



  249. dj's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is old that when she was dancing on the dance floor she broke her legs and her 2 front teeth. People call her a pig now.



  250. micheal's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she looked like nora



  251. b-baby's Momma Joke:

    yo momma such a whore santa claus knew she was a “HO” in the beginning.



  252. b-baby's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she had to use stereo speakers as headphones



  253. b-baby's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she thought the printer company “Brother” was her brother



  254. b-baby's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat even ray charles could see her



  255. b-baby's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she couldnt get a bellyring, so she got onion rings instead



  256. b-baby's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat her yearbook picture took up pages 25, 26, and 27



  257. b-baby's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she had to eat fat free underbriches to lose all her weight



  258. jojo munch's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so ugly, when she was born HER mamma exclaimed “what a treasure” and her daddy said “yeah, lets burry it!’



  259. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she had to use her belt as a boomberang



  260. Jordan's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so poor i saw here kicking a can down the street i asked her what she was doing she said moving



  261. Jordan's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so ugly she made an onion cry



  262. Jordan's Momma Joke:

    ur mamma soooooo ugly she had 2 sneek up behind a glass of water 2 drink it



  263. Chris the Joker's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is sooo fat she sweats butter and syrup and she got a full time job at waffle house wiping waffles across her forehead



  264. hi's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch



  265. josh's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly when michael jackson saw her he turned black again.



  266. orlando's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so fat when she went to float in the beach they thought she was a new island.



  267. orlando's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so fat when she went to space they thought she was a new planet.



  268. orlando's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so stupid she thought a condom was a balloon



  269. orlando's Momma Joke:

    hay josh your mom so fat when she got on the scale it didnt even get a chance to say error it broke.



  270. josh's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so fat she doesnt need a car she could just roll.



  271. $$$orlando$$$'s Momma Joke:

    your mom is so stupid when she had you.She thought you were a new species



  272. BEST COMEDIAN 2008's Momma Joke:

    both of you are so fat that the world tilts every step ya take…



  273. someguy's Momma Joke:

    you mama so fat she stepped once and it formed the seven continents, then she had to pee so bad she formed the 4 oceans. IT”S NOT HEALTHY!



  274. someguy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she fell asleep while snorkling she farted, water squirted out and everyone yelled “save the whale”

    yo mama so fat to get her through the door I had to grease the doorway and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

    yo mama so fat when she walked i front of the sun everyone yelled “ECLIPSE”

    yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking machine and said “where’s my gumball?”



  275. someguy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she went to the resturant and they gave her a menu she said “yes please”

    yo mama so ugly she went to a resturant and everyone yelled ITS A CRAP MONSTER!

    yo mama so fat they had to put speed bumps in the buffets



  276. someguy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor someone stepped on a ciggarete and she said why’d you put out my fire?

    yo mama so stupid when i rang the doorbell she opened the microwave and said hello.



  277. someguy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she put McDonalds out of business

    yo mama so stupid she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company



  278. someguy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she asked what the number for 911 was

    yo mama so ugly when she was born her mother said what a treasure and her father said yes lets go bury it



  279. someguy's Momma Joke:

    you so ugly that when you were born the doctor slapped your mom



  280. Yo Mama1's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she sat on a dollar bill George Washington sang “Oh Say, Can You See Get your Fat ass off of me”



  281. Yo Mama1's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so skinny she walked in a strip club they used her as the pole



  282. some one's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she 28 days early for Halloween



  283. socca playa's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch



  284. jashun taylor's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so fat when she steps on a scale she says ow look dats my phone number



  285. jashun taylor's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so fat when she steps on a scale it says we not playin no wheel of fortune



  286. jashun taylor's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so fat when she steps on a scale it says 1 at a time



  287. jashun taylor's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so fat when she steps on a scale it says to infinity and beyond



  288. jashun taylor's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so ugly when she goes to the zoo they kept her



  289. jashun taylor's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so ugly when somebody takes her to the zoo they say thank you for bringin her back



  290. jashun taylor's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so fat when she steps on a scale it says no houses



  291. jashun taylor's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so fat when she steps on a scale it says lay off the mcdonalds



  292. ya mom's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she tried to drown a fish



  293. ya mom's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she steps on the scale she sees her phone number



  294. Brooke's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so hairy her chest hair reaches her willy



  295. Brooke's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat scientists think shes another planet



  296. Yo mama is soo fat when i had sex with her i didnt get stds...i got cholestrol's Momma Joke:

    Unknown



  297. miguel rodriguez's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she drank redbull n jumped out da window thinkin she could fly



  298. miguel rodriguez's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she drank koolade thinkin she’ll get lade



  299. jordan king 2k8's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she has to book 2 airline tickets to go on holiday x



  300. miguel rodriguez's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stuipd she was in a car rack because she heard da song let jesus take da wheel



  301. miguel rodriguez's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid i asked her if i could get a gocart she grab a shoppin cart n pushed it n said watch it go



  302. miguel rodriguez's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she play with herself watchin findin nemo



  303. CallMe714-673-2922's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so poor people braeak into ur house to give you money!

    yo mommas so stupid she called 411 abd asked them how long it took to get from La to Las Vegas and the lady said one second plz and your mom said thank you and hung up



  304. b-baby's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly her parents first named her “accident”

    yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped the wrong end



  305. thabo's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE TOOK 9MONTHS 2 BURY A ANT



  306. hunter's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she puts on a red dress people screamkoolaid



  307. hunter's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she puts on a red dress people screamkoolaid



  308. yo mamo's Momma Joke:

    ur mummy is so skinny she can hoola hoop whith a cheerio



  309. yo mamo's Momma Joke:

    ur mum is so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles



  310. yo mamo's Momma Joke:

    urmom is so skinny she ate a m&m and it looked like she was six months prgnant



  311. ranga92's Momma Joke:

    cameron had sex with his mum



  312. FAT RICHIE's Momma Joke:

    YO mama soo fattha, the only way to get her into the other room is to greese the doorway and stick a TWEENKY on the other side!!!!!



  313. miguel rodriguez's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dirty everytime she takes a shower people call her miracle
    yo mama so hairy even cuzin it told her 2 shave



  314. mr dunmore's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat , her blood type is ragu

    yo momma so fat, she comes from both sides of the family



  315. JOhn's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like a gas station u have to pay before u pump



  316. Nicole's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles pop out!!



  317. Chris's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she run track with dinosaurs



  318. Nate's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat that people told her to jump off a cliff and she got stuck inbetween the Grand Canyon.



  319. Nate's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so big she went swimming in the ocean and someone said, “LOOK ITS SHAMU!!!!”



  320. the pink panther's Momma Joke:

    jo moma is sooo black that you have to turn on the lights just to find her.



  321. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid she tried to comment suerside by jumping off the sidewalk



  322. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so getto when she breast feed coolaid comes out



  323. Leon's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is sooo lazy, when she sits on the couch, she has roots growing from her ass to the couch.



  324. Leon's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is soo ugly, they renamed halloween to your mamaween.



  325. Leon's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is soo old, she has a picture of moses in her yearbook.



  326. Leon's Momma Joke:

    Yo mam is sooo ugly, when she threw a boomerang, IT NEVER CAME BACK!!!



  327. biggin's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so poor,she made the family eat cereal with a fork to save milk



  328. becky's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she sat on the rainbow and the skittles fell out haha



  329. Alexander allan's Momma Joke:

    is so fat he got bathtized in seaworld



  330. Alexander allan's Momma Joke:

    is so fat when he farted he caused hurricane ike and katrina



  331. Starr's Momma Joke:

    You so ugly that everytime a person sees you they say “shit happens”



  332. yo mamma fat's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so stupid she sold her car for gas money



  333. yo mamma fat's Momma Joke:

    it loooks like that outfit came from baby or us cause u are one



  334. King harkinian's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she makes George Bush look like Einstein



  335. yo mamma fat's Momma Joke:

    nice one



  336. yo mamma fat's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she sat on a quter and one of george wasington bugers came out



  337. Pawiee's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she saw a yellow bus full of twinkys she said STOP THAT TWINKY!



  338. yo mamma fat's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stypif shes worster the larry the cable guy



  339. connor s.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower



  340. jacob's Momma Joke:

    your mama is such a lezbean if you look for her vagina your like what the hell were is it i can suck what is not there



  341. Bradley's Momma Joke:

    Your mums so ugly she had to creep up on her bath water!



  342. Spiderman's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she went out with high heels, and came back with sandals.



  343. Spiderman's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s like a taxi, everyone gets a ride.



  344. Spiderman's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she put lipstik on her brain just to makeup her mind!



  345. 12meetme's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so nasty, she sold her yeast infection to a bakery.



  346. 12meetme's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so dumb, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.



  347. suo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly a monkeys dick is a lot more beautiful



  348. louy's Momma Joke:

    YO mamma uis a kyley



  349. louy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat after sex i rolled over twice but im still on the bitch!!



  350. maddison wiles's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumm she tried to dround a fish



  351. yo mamma fat's Momma Joke:

    ur mom farts



  352. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat she cant fit in her car to go see her boy feiend



  353. IhateMusicclass's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat that when she went swimming in the ocean,
    Spain claimed her.



  354. supa jr's Momma Joke:

    yO mOmMa iS so nAstY sHe hAd tHe wORst sHow oF dEaDliEst cAtCh iN hA pANts



  355. supa jr's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat her ass hole is as big as asia



  356. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat the food channel is porn to her



  357. supa jr.'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama titty’s is so big she wear a size z bra



  358. 300's Momma Joke:

    yo ma ma is soooooooooo fat she sit on a chair and siad your ass is to big



  359. king kongs mom's Momma Joke:

    king kongs mom is so hairy she looked like the jungle from my pants



  360. brandon hernandez's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor she put a pack of gum o layaway!



  361. brandon hernandez's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is just like a buble gum mechine 25cents for a blow!



  362. brandon hernandez's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly stevei wonder said who put that pile of shit i frot of me.



  363. brandon hernandez's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly she makes it to easy to make jokes.



  364. k.dot's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dirty that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons



  365. kaela's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she makes the eiffle tower look so small



  366. Rich's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that when you buyed the biggest and strongest chair in the hole world she still broke it!And it was made in China!



  367. Rich's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat she makes the twin towers look so small!



  368. Rich's Momma Joke:

    yo Mommas so ugly a joker sad ok who put that ugly blow up thing in front of me it scars me get it away.put in the dumpster where it belongs.i bet u go it from there any way.its bigger than big momma and i said she scars me.i mean im going to have night mares about this thing is you dont get it away and all im saying is not a joke i mean it see in crying.now get it out of her it shood not be in public no go go go!and every one in the croud started crying to it was so scary.i mean who wouldent be scared now i got that thing in my head. but i think i know what to be for hollow ween.and i said big momma is the biggest thing i saw sorry big momma!



  369. Rich's Momma Joke:

    your Mommas foot is so big when she was walking in the woods she left a monster foot print and 1 hr later someone sad look look it big foots foot print



  370. Rich's Momma Joke:

    your momma got so tierd of getting maked fun of the she shot her self but she dident go boom she want boom boom!



  371. Rich's Momma Joke:

    yo Momma is so fat when she stepped on her scale it said one moment plz…



  372. yo mom's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she steped on a scale and it said…to be contineud



  373. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO SHORT SHE HAS TO HOLD UP A SIGN THAT SAYS DON’T SPIT ON ME I CAN’T SWIM.



  374. yea boii's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she sits around the house”SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE”!



  375. yea boii's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale it says 1 at a time plz



  376. yea boii's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor when i saw her kicking a can i asked her waht your doing she said moving



  377. NASTY's Momma Joke:

    Some people throught rock’s at the bin and dhe said is some one at the door



  378. Scrub's Momma Joke:

    Ur mum is so black she went to night school and even when she was there sitting in the front they marked her absent



  379. Scrub's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so short you can see her feet on her driver license
    yo mama so fat when see tried out for football all the people that tackled got lost in her rolls
    yo mama so old on her birthday they have to find a new number
    yo mama so fat when she moves everbody says earthquake
    yo mama so fat when she fell she made the grand canyon
    yo mama so fat she has to iron her pants on the road
    yo mama so ugly she made madusa turn to stone
    yo mama so old she played with the dinosaurs when she was little ( but she was bigger than all of them)



  380. lilcrazy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she and it was her birthday



  381. lilcrazy's Momma Joke:

    my bad
    yo mama so fat she jump up and it was her birthday



  382. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is so ugly she walked in to a freak show and got a job



  383. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she had sex u had to ask for directions



  384. Yo momma sooooo ugly she made an onion cry!'s Momma Joke:

    poopy mcpoopy smith!



  385. Fat Ass's Momma Joke:

    Your momma sooo fat when she sat on the toilet it sang abcdefg get your fat ass of of me!



  386. Fat Ass's Momma Joke:

    of
    pop



  387. Davin's Momma Joke:

    Im fat



  388. Davin's Momma Joke:

    gggv



  389. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that that what she sat on a rainbow skittles poped out



  390. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    you mama is so gay that she was like omg im so fat i can pick my wennner



  391. mator's Momma Joke:

    yo mama has such a big tocuse that when here diaper came off it made here have chicken bely beef



  392. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that she couldnt get her but of the toliet until 85years



  393. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that when she was going to go to sleep she got stuck in the door way and she had to go poddy and she blow it out and made a smelly



  394. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    and it walk up every body from the block



  395. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that when she got hungry instead of getting a burger and fries she ate the whole resturent and blow the place up because she had to make



  396. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama was having a baby instead of a human she had a resturent because she was so big. also she got to go so badley she made diaria in hervpants and they had to give here a diaper that was big as can be but it didnt fit so they had to tape her to the diaper and get her as checked



  397. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yop mama was so fat then when she had 2 go poop she pooped out strings of french fries and burgers



  398. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that when she was about to get married and said i do she said hold that thought and went poop and pooped eout a flower and gave it 2 him and he said it smells good and he started to eat it when it looked like choclate even no ti was poo[
    —— at the end they always drank out of poop and peep fountains



  399. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama was so fat that was she was taking the only word she could say is i have to go poop because i have such a big blader it will exsplode into different pices of choclate pie even thought i smelled taste good



  400. jashun taylor's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so ugly some body threw her on the street and got arrested for littering



  401. bryan's Momma Joke:

    yo mammaso short she sat on the curb and was still able to swing hur legs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  402. alex's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she rolled over she was on the other side of the world



  403. sue's Momma Joke:

    YO mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world



  404. Jurmain Dupree's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so ugly she has a stroke ever mroning when she sees herself in the mirror



  405. yvonne lopez's Momma Joke:

    this jokes suck



  406. priya's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she returned the doughnut cuz it had a hole in it !!



  407. jake the snake's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she makes micahle jackson look like brad pitt



  408. jake the snake's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she jumed off a curb and tryed to comit suicide



  409. jake the snake's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she had to be babtised in sea world



  410. jake the snake's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window she went to jail for killing an officer



  411. jake the snake's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so hot she makes tha sun look like a ball of ice



  412. jake the snake's Momma Joke:

    ibbbbbbbbbbbbb



  413. lonnie b's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly that she extinguished the sun



  414. lonnie b's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly and broke that she can’t afford a boyfriend



  415. Anthony's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat nasa has to orbit a sattilite around her



  416. kickley's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is soo stupid she tried to lick her own ass…….



  417. Jazzmine's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat her ass look like two pigs fighting over a milk dud!



  418. Jazzmine's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas is like a dumb blonde when i asked her to see if my blinker was workin she said “yes .no.yes.no!”



  419. ceddyced's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so got damn dumb she ate a buffet and said that it was her salad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ohhhhhhhhhhh



  420. dial 911's Momma Joke:

    yo mommy is so fat she jumed of a billcony and a kid siad the sky os falling



  421. dial 911's Momma Joke:

    yo mommy is so fat that a nucler boom can not kill her



  422. dial 911's Momma Joke:

    yo mommy is so dum it takes an hour to cook one minet noodielas



  423. jp543's Momma Joke:

    your mama is such a ho instead of you paying her she pays you



  424. boss's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she uses white out on a computer



  425. boss's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money



  426. gunchicken's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so stupid she though the board of education was a piece of wood



  427. GETTO's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT100 BUSES HIT HER AND EVEY BUS THAT HIT HER SHE SAID U KIDS BETTER STOP THROWING THOSE ROCKS



  428. GETTO's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO PHAT EVERY STEP SHE TAKES MAKES THE WORLD THHINK THAT THERE IZ AN EARTHQUAKE



  429. alicia's Momma Joke:

    SUP MI BLEOCHES ;)
    YO MAMA!!!



  430. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama head so big dat her wig flew off n she said opps.



  431. jaleika's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so weak that when she walk ha nipples bleed lol………



  432. Katelyn's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so skinny she uses chapstick as deoterant



  433. Katelyn's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat that when she was going out to dinner with her family she stopped at wendy’s on the way there.



  434. Katelyn's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor that when someone robbed her they left her money.

    yo mama is soo poor that when people saw her kicken a trash can around they asked… what are you doin?… she said …..im movin’.



  435. Katelyn's Momma Joke:

    your so ugly your parents had to tie a peice of steak around your neck just to get the dog to play with you.

    yo mama is soo ugly it looks like her face caught on fire and you put it out with a fork.

    yo mama is soo stupid that when she had you she looked at your ambilical cord and said…oooo it comes with cable.



  436. Katelyn's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is sooo fat that when she takes a shower her feet dont get wet.

    yo mama is soo fat that when she takes a bath she fills up the tub and then turns the water on.



  437. Katelyn's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is soo fat that when she went to a sewing store to tell them to make her a thong..so while they were making it they started singing….this is the thong that never ends, it goes on and on my friends



  438. tammy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!



  439. tammy's Momma Joke:

    you mama so old she knew the burger king when he was a prince



  440. IMA MOMA MAN's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE JUST STUPID YOU DUMB ASSES HAHAHAHAHAH



  441. terry's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so poor that your family ate cornflakes with a fork to save the milk



  442. terry shead's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so poor wen i step into the house i steped on a sigerfet and yo mom said how put the heating out



  443. terry shead's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so hariy the only lagange sghe speaks is wooky



  444. Joker-killer's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so slutty, she stood on a corner to wait for a bus, and a woman walks up and asks, “why you need the money!? your a professional!”



  445. big man's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat that when i take a picture of her a can only fit her finger in it



  446. betch's Momma Joke:

    yo mama such a slut that when i asked for lip stick she sed get it off my nieghbours dick



  447. FTW's Momma Joke:

    RACHEL FKIN HATES KHOURY



  448. abbes's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so stupid she tried drouning a fish



  449. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat shes gay



  450. o.o DONT COPY!'s Momma Joke:

    YO mama’s so fat when she joined the army she joined as a tank
    Yo mamas so stupid she tripped over a wireless phone



  451. DX43524's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma is so fat every time she farts AL GORE acusses her of global warming



  452. claudio's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat because last time they checked her for diariah they called her juicy fruit!!!!!



  453. someone's Momma Joke:

    your mama so getto that she tried wash paper plates



  454. CLAUDIO's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb that when she was having a heart attack in the store she reached for the LIFE SAVERS!!!



  455. M. SMIT 1's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO STUPID WHEN HER WATER BROKE SHE CALLED THE PLUMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!



  456. CLAUDIO's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO BLACK SHE CAN WALK OUTSIDE NACKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1



  457. CLAUDIO's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO WHITE THAT WHEN SHE WALKED OUTSIDE EVERYONE SAID “IT’S WINTER ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(SHE IS ALSO THE SIZE OF A DINOSAUR!)



  458. M. SMIT 1's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE TRIED OUT FOR BAND THE IRECTOR SAID “WHY IS THIS TUBA DRESSED WITH A HEAD!!!!!!”



  459. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old someone asked her her age and she died



  460. J.will's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she ordered a water bed and the just laid a blanket on the atlantic ocean



  461. Dave's Momma Joke:

    Your mama so fat she went in the elavator she pressed up and it went down



  462. ryan's Momma Joke:

    jon has so many spots his mom bought him clearsil for his birthday



  463. youtube.com/rolts16's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she walks on a bus the bus ¨falls down to hell



  464. zjw's Momma Joke:

    ya mama teeth so crooked dat it look like she throwing gang signs



  465. Synthia & Josh's Momma Joke:

    Your Momma Soo Fat ;
    She Put A Blanket Over
    Tha Ocean & Made Her
    Water BED :D



  466. francis the mancis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a keyboard long, white and never tired of people touching her!



  467. francis the mancis's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she got a signiture from her own mother!!

    in 10,000 b.c. =P



  468. popeye's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she asked me”whats the number to 911″



  469. popeye's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid I asked her if she can say you and she did a 10 year reaserch



  470. popeye's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she walked infront of the TV and I missed three camercials



  471. popeye's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she stold free bread



  472. popeye's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed



  473. popeye's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she was signing a job application and it said”do not write below the dotted line”and she put OK



  474. popeye's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept



  475. popeye's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money



  476. popeye's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she triped over a wireless phone



  477. popeye's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it



  478. popeye's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she makes beaves and butthead look like nobel prize winners



  479. popeye's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car



  480. Ian S.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she sat on a lesser mama and deflated her.



  481. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from jenny craig is the door



  482. annom's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is like tesco’s… her legs are open 24/7



  483. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mom a bastard



  484. beat that's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so stuipd she tryed to drown a gold fish!!!!



  485. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    jou mase poes is soo besmet met siffulus dat sy blackheads op haar klit ytskiet soos vuurpyle op newyears by meyerton squer dis dit



  486. beat that 2's Momma Joke:

    you mamma is so stuiped she got locked in the supermarket and died of starvation !!!!!



  487. M C Dizzle's Momma Joke:

    you momma is so poor i saw her kikin a can down the street and i said “what ya doin” and she said “Movin”



  488. M C Dizzle's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so opld she farts out dust
    yo mamas got so many wrinkles she has to screw her hat on



  489. yo mama 101's Momma Joke:

    yo is so fat when she dances she made the band skip



  490. leela's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she went out side in a red dress and every body shouted hey kool aid



  491. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up



  492. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she jump off the diving board she gets stuck



  493. Escabar's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.



  494. Borat's Momma Joke:

    my mother-in-law is so used up her vagine hang like sleeve of wizard.



  495. Borat's Momma Joke:

    i want to apologize to my mother-in-law for all of the “rips” i have made on her sacred body.
    she’s 45 i love her.



  496. Dirty Sanchez (My Momma)'s Momma Joke:

    having sex with your momma is like throwing a sausage down main st.



  497. rose's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly she make old people look good



  498. steven and willy's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly she made a leaf fall off a tree



  499. steven and willy's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma such a whore she has abraham lincoln on speed dial.



  500. steven and willy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy she uses a chainsaw to trim her pubs



  501. steven and willy's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so hot i got a boner.



  502. steven and willy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a vacum she gets used and laid in the closet.



  503. steven and willy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a tv she gets turned on by little kids.



  504. steven and willy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like windex she gets spread all over the window.



  505. steven and willy's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so white she looks like Kyle estes.



  506. steven and willy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like my car she gets waxed.



  507. steven and willy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like cottage cheese its white and chunky.



  508. steven and willy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like pie everyone gets a slice.



  509. Courtney's Momma Joke:

    your mum so dirty she has to creep up on the bath water

    your mums so fat she uses a matress as a tampon

    your mums so ugly ppl fink its holloween every day

    your teeth are so yellow you spit butter



  510. steven and willy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor i seen her kicking a penney i asked her whats she was doin she said im rollin in my lincoln.



  511. steven and willy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma smells so bad even the dog shit has to move away.



  512. steven and willy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so white i nick named her casper.



  513. YoMommaKirsten's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so fat when she was sunbathing on the beach greenpeace came and tryed to put her back in the ocean!!

    Come on..now thats funny!



  514. davion's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so ugly that when she went to a hollowen party she didn’t have to wear no costume.



  515. =:]'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the gulf fof mexico she fartted and thats was caused hurricane katrina



  516. =:]'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama was so drunk when she went to the zoo, she met a monkey and came out with you



  517. Bloodring(Fahry)'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is sooo damn ugly when i took her 2 a haunted house, she hasw job in there



  518. edgar's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and strved



  519. joe's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly when she takes a shower the water jumps out.



  520. ben's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid that shes climbs over a glass wall to see whats on the other side,



  521. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma!



  522. sungbin's Momma Joke:

    zach, yo momma’s so fat after sex i rolled over twice but i was still on the bitch



  523. Cesar's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she was floating in the ocean, spain claimed her for the new world



  524. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid she went to tthe YMCA and told them tnay spelled macy’s wrong.



  525. Cesar's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat she plays ping pong with godzilla bALLS



  526. NemoElmo's Momma Joke:

    ya mommas so hairy she have afros on her nipples!



  527. david's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor when i saw her at the street kicking cans i said what are you doing she said am moving



  528. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, she sold her car for gas money



  529. DNT WORRY's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMA IS SO POOR SHE WENT KFC TO LICK OTHER PEOPLES FINGERS



  530. coolness's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so stupid when here friend told here to do the robot, she gave R2D2 aids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  531. Arieta's Momma Joke:

    HOW DO U MAKE AN INDIAN EXPLODE?
    JUST PRESS THE RED BUTTON



  532. young l's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so black i kicked her down thw stairs ahe she left ski marks



  533. austin elmore's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she thought jar jar came with pickles pickles.



  534. C jay's Momma Joke:

    Y0 momma is so hairy that she has got conros under her arms



  535. Jake's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so dumb she brought a spoon to the super bowl



  536. mum's Momma Joke:

    ur mum stink like a fish egg ha



  537. dandan's Momma Joke:

    ur mum tit is lie a bouncey carstle



  538. R.H's Momma Joke:

    ur momma sooo hairy . . . . she shaves



  539. R.H's Momma Joke:

    billy’s mum



  540. dandan i love a pint's Momma Joke:

    ur mum so stupid she orderd a cab and wen it came she went and told the cab driver she aint in lool



  541. mr and mrs pint's Momma Joke:

    ur mum on bangs so much she even did bangs for pints killed it ha



  542. R.H's Momma Joke:

    jon’s mum



  543. R.H's Momma Joke:

    ur mum is sooooo ugly she made angie look buff



  544. Gordon's Momma Joke:

    You momma so stupid when I told her to take the B44 she took b2 twice



  545. yo mama keep puffing's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she takes a step people say earthquack



  546. yo mama keep puffing's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she master bates with hot wings on the side



  547. yo mama keep puffing's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she goes to the drive up they say how may i take ur order she say i want all of the above



  548. Mike's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s like my shoe. It just fits.



  549. souidka's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she first saw the number 12 thousand it was on the weight scale



  550. souidka's Momma Joke:

    yo mama breaath is so bad her tooth brush prays before use every night.



  551. Beast's Momma Joke:

    you mamas is so old, she had jesus in her second grade class



  552. jesse's Momma Joke:

    you mummas so retarded she gave birth to colin



  553. jesse's Momma Joke:

    colins mumas so fat she wipes her ass with a mattress



  554. jesse's Momma Joke:

    COLIN LIKES BALLS



  555. emf flores's Momma Joke:

    youre mom iis so stupide she sits on the tv and wathes the couch



  556. L's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb she stole a t.v and then said can i have the remote



  557. amrit's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat dat she wuz born on the first AND the second on january



  558. julie's Momma Joke:

    yo mama soooo fat when a air plane hit her she said “i hate fly’s !!!!!!!



  559. lil_p304s's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly! the bitch got pop with the ugly stick



  560. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo mama sdo fat she put lipstick on with a paint roller



  561. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat wen she goes bungee jumipng she goes straight to hell

    yo mama so fat wen she plays hopskotch see goes “new york detroit L.A.

    yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl

    yo mama so poor wen i came in to ask to go to the bathroom she said pick a corner



  562. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old, she went into a haunted house she saw a skeleton and yelled grandma



  563. mercedes aristy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is soooooooooo fat she had her own zip code !



  564. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she ate 3 unicorns



  565. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat i ate her



  566. vbvb's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she got the hool’s and said fire in the holes



  567. oca's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to walk it out she got stuck half way!!



  568. yo mama is so fat's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she put on a red dress and walked outside and everyone said wut up kool-aid!!



  569. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is like a hardware store she pays 10 cents to be screwed



  570. ideekayy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she stold free bread



  571. keith's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so tall she turned around and said damn christmas rigth around the corner



  572. keith's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is like a gas station pay before you pump



  573. keith's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so black she get her tatoos in chalk



  574. keith's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so fat she got soft elbows



  575. sultan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma stupid she thought a quarterback is a refund

    yo momma so dark that when she went to night school they marked her as absent

    yo momma so poor i asked her to go to the bathroom she said fourth tree on the left

    yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money

    yo momma so ugly she got arrested for mooning

    yo momma so ugly that dracula wouldnt drink her away

    yo momma so stupid that when she went to the beach she couldnt find the water



  576. sultan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she had to take a bath in atlantic ocean



  577. muhammed's Momma Joke:

    your mum smells so bad she makes onions cry



  578. fredberr's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb that when she saw a cart she started doi cartwheels



  579. dj dog's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that when she jumped n the oacen the Spaniards claimed her as the new land



  580. dj dog's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when she got hit by a bus she said “who threw that rock”



  581. gerge bush's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid she thought i was a genious



  582. alonso's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so stupid when she went to walgreens she said where are the greenwalls



  583. ugur b's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so fat when she went to the beach the whales sang we are family!!



  584. pina's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so tall,her head pops out of space



  585. ugur b's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so dumb when i came to her hause she asked me choclate or vanilla with her boobs



  586. ugur b's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so stupid she buys lifesavers just to save her life!



  587. pina's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma soooo big that people think she’s a black hole



  588. ugur b's Momma Joke:

    i asked ur mother for peanut butter jelly and she sang its peanut butter jelly time peanut butter jelly time!!



  589. Robbi's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dam fat she got stuck in the air.

    Yo momma so dam Ugly !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When she was born her mother slapped the doctor. (shit)



  590. somewierdo's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is so dumb that when she put on a yellow jumper, people called taxi!



  591. somewierdo's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is so dumb that when she went swimming the whales sang
    “We are family”!



  592. somewierdo's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is so gay she was more bent than i right angle!



  593. somewierdo's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is so ugly that the plastic surgent sued her!



  594. yo mama champ's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she into the elevater she pressed up she went down



  595. Stacey Adele, N.Wales's Momma Joke:

    yooh mam so Fat she’s skinny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  596. Lowri Jones, N.Wales's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s SO FAT, she had to iron her PANTS in the DRIVE-WAY!!!!!!!



  597. Lowri Jones, N.Wales's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so poor, she couldn’t afford to talk!!!



  598. Lowri Jones, N.Wales's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat, she made the fattest person in the world look like an annorexic!!!!



  599. Lowri Jones, N.Wales's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so ugly, that she was expelled from school cuz she blinded the other kids!!!!!



  600. Lowri Jones, N.Wales's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so stupid, she died of starvation at a grocerey store!!!!



  601. Lowri Jones, N.Wales,UK's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so stupid, she asked a cashier “how much is this?” at a £1 shop!!!



  602. Lowri Jones, N.Wales,UK's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so stupid, that she asked a cashier what time it was at a clock shop!!!



  603. Lowri Jones, N.Wales,UK's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s glasses are so thick, she can see into the future!!!!



  604. Lowri Jones, N.Wales,UK's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s glasses are so thick, that when she looks on a map she can see people waving!!!



  605. Sora's Momma Joke:

    your momma so stupid she climber over a glass wall just to see the outher side



  606. Sora's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so fat people jump on her as a trampoline



  607. dude's Momma Joke:

    your mum’s so fat even bill gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction



  608. rubs's Momma Joke:

    your mum is like a birthday cake everybody gets a piece of her



  609. lolipop's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a tax refund

    yo momma so ugly even the cavemen rejected her

    yo momma so old that she was here before the dinosares



  610. kimberly's Momma Joke:

    yo mam is so stupid that when some tells her to reach for da stars she goes to the store and buy sum luckcharms ceral



  611. BIGGAWG's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid that when she was going to disney world and came up to a sighn that said disney world left she said shoot! come on kids lets go home.



  612. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma sooooo fat shes on both sides of the family



  613. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat,shes on both sides of da family



  614. ownin ur mom's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat, when she jumped on a monster truck, it turned into a LOWW RIDER!!



  615. Michael's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so fat, the whole family can use her as a bean bag!



  616. bennet's Momma Joke:

    your mom is such a whore shes like a video game shes rated (E) for every one!



  617. bennet's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so old she was the waitress at the last supper



  618. bennet's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so dumb she sold her car for gas money your mom is so stupid she got locked in a grocerie store and died of starvation



  619. Devin's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma sooooooooo fat that the town uses her as the worlds BIGGEST WATER BED!!!



  620. Devin's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma sooooo fat that she dosen’t have to use her legs to walk



  621. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so old her b day expired



  622. dick's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so uglie when she looked out dah window and got arrested 4 murder wit dat uglass face



  623. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so stupid when we drove by WMCA she said “hey look they spelled Macy’s wrong”



  624. narutos momma's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so old i told her to act her age and she died



  625. $$$@wh's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so cheap i saw her chasing after a garbage truck with a grocerie list.OH by the way im the new narutos mamma,the name wasnt really workin out



  626. sandra's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas soo dumb she tryed to drown a fish



  627. hotdog's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid she put lipstick on her head so she can make up her mind



  628. de'onta williams's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she took her drivers test on a dinosaur



  629. yo mamma fat's Momma Joke:

    holy fart



  630. Mickey!!!'s Momma Joke:

    Hey live the moms out this and i will live this out your mom.



  631. Mackanzie's Momma Joke:

    YO mamas soooooo poor you kicked a penny on the street and she that was ur collage fund



  632. scott 94's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so skinny we she turned sideways she dissapeared



  633. scott 94's Momma Joke:

    wat do u call a man sittin by da door…………………matt



  634. gill's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma soooooooooo fat when she sat on the rainbow all the skittels popped out!!!!!!!!!

    yo mamma sooooooooooooo stupid when she saw a bus full of whit people she said ohh, a twiky!!!!!!!!!



  635. sdgsdg's Momma Joke:

    cjfjdjf



  636. will's Momma Joke:

    you’re mums so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to see wah was on the other side



  637. big daddy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she stole free bread



  638. Brandon Hunter's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat and so stupid that when I told her that it was chilly ouside she brought out a bowl and spoon



  639. Brandon Hunter's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so astupid that she went to college to work at McDonalds



  640. Brandon Hunter's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that Raspusha walked up to her and said Damn you’re fat



  641. Brandon Hunter's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat she can’t lift her hand



  642. Schumacher's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly the state made her face a legal weapon



  643. Schumacher's Momma Joke:

    yo momma such a slut she works at home depot…. 5 cents a screw!!!



  644. Schumacher's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is such a slut she works at mac donalds shes on the dollar menu



  645. antonio's Momma Joke:

    your mumma so stupid she got hit by a parked car

    hahahaha



  646. Sydney's Momma Joke:

    Yooo momma so faatt, the army uses her anties for a parachute.



  647. tom's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper



  648. josh's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s soooooooooo stupid she tried to out run a cheetah
    yo mama is so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it out the window



  649. arod212's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she’s the reasen titanic fell



  650. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she puts mayonaise on her aspirin



  651. warran's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she sits on the tv and wacthes the couch



  652. mjdheheheheh's Momma Joke:

    nhjisefyusegfya



  653. mjdheheheheh's Momma Joke:

    screw you i rock



  654. tab toothman's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s so ugly no one wants to sell her a car



  655. Ginni's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dark that she can even leave fingurprints on charcoal



  656. joe mamma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma’s so stupid, she trys to kill fish by drowning them



  657. joe mamma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma’s so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes



  658. joe mamma's Momma Joke:

    jesus may be able to walk on water, but chuck norris can swim through land\

    yo mamma
    ya



  659. joe mamma's Momma Joke:

    52



  660. joe mamma's Momma Joke:

    Eventually global warming will stop all racsism because we all will turn black.



  661. joe mamma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma’s so fat, she had to be baptised in the ocean



  662. chickenwings's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she tried to cut her self with a razor phone.



  663. chickenwings's Momma Joke:

    your fat dad was eating chocolate chip cookies and then he saw brown paper and ate it



  664. chickenwings's Momma Joke:

    john mccain went to a victoria secret and saw sarah palin and said you make a good vp model.



  665. lonnie b's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she had 2 bags over her head she took them off and got sued by freddie kruger



  666. artemis's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that gets baptized in the indian ocean



  667. pom's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor when she in vited me over for breakfest and i got on piece of bacon and she yelled dont be GREEDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  668. pom's Momma Joke:

    when i threw a rock at a trash can she yelled who knocked!



  669. Hunter and Matthew's Momma Joke:

    BITCH!!!!!! yo momma is like a bowling ball , she gets picked up ,fingered,and thrown in the gutter!!!!!!!!!!oh damn



  670. Hunter and Matthew's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a hockey team she has to change her pads every three periods!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh damn you be feeling that at new years 2100



  671. Lindsey W's Momma Joke:

    you people r mean……talkin about peoples momma….get a life



  672. Lindsey W's Momma Joke:

    IMA BIG ASSS HOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TELL YO MAMA THAT IM SINGLE



  673. Esli a.k.a George's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly, she made a blind kid cry
    yo mama like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn



  674. Esli a.k.a George's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a wireless phone



  675. fiddle's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she junp off a high she doesn’t die



  676. james's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she had to strip 4 to penny



  677. Bry@n's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama iz so stupid she was trying to go to disneyland but she saw a sign that said disneyland left and she went back home

    Yo mama iz so hairy she got afros on her niples

    Your mama is so fat she triped ova concrete men i didnt want to laugh but the ground was crackin up



  678. aloang's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so fat she uses a blanket as a tissue



  679. Matthew Brackin's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor she strips at chuckee cheese for tokens



  680. connor's Momma Joke:

    youre moma is so fat she sat on the arch and made a mcdonalds



  681. connor's Momma Joke:

    youre moma is so stupid she sat on the T.V and wached the couch



  682. connor's Momma Joke:

    youre moma is so stupid she sold her car for gass money



  683. Jack's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stinky, the dog gave her a bath



  684. Timmys Mother's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she didnt no what to right here and didnt write a joke,



  685. megan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she broke her chair …thats right i been there



  686. clayton's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor her pic is on the food stamps



  687. matt g's Momma Joke:

    your momma such a slut when she worked at Home Depot She got 5 cents a screw!



  688. matt g's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so small she jumped off the crub and commited sucicied



  689. matt g's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so stupid i put a newspaper on the tv and she thought it was paper view.



  690. matt g's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so dumb she threw a ball at the floor and missed



  691. Travis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mam so fat, when she puts on a belt, she looks like an upside down cameltoe



  692. your mom's Momma Joke:

    im so fat u had to grees the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side to get me threw



  693. your mom's Momma Joke:

    bitch wat u say to dat



  694. your daddy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly iits a good thing im blind



  695. tt's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so tall she triped on mount everest and her head hit the moon.
    yo moma so tall she triped in califoria and her head landed in flordia.
    yo moma so stupid she heard it was chilli out side and brought a bowl.
    yo moma so stupid she put a ruler on the bed to see how long she sleeps.
    yo moma so short her feet showed up on her drivers lisences.
    yo moma so poor i saw her walkin down the street with 1 shoe on i said ladie did you lose a shoe she said no i just found 1.
    yo moma so dark the cops shot at her at night the bullets came back with flash lights sayin i cant find da bitch



  696. gAnG$tA's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid when she through a rock at the ground she missed



  697. gAnG$tA's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning



  698. gAnG$tA's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she could only play center for the new york GIANTS



  699. gAnG$tA's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and peed her pants



  700. gAnG$tA's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she locked her self in Cub Foods and starved to death



  701. beyonce's Momma Joke:

    your mama so pretty that i love her



  702. hfygghgfgvg's Momma Joke:

    wats up



  703. hfygghgfgvg's Momma Joke:

    ksaldjffffffd saoiqwqrtn jsdfnscfklas r b



  704. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she is on both sides of the family



  705. nanny's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she on boyh sides of the family



  706. nanny's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she wear a yellow rain coat ppl shout taxi-



  707. whatever....'s Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so FAT she fell in LOVE and BROKE IT!!!



  708. whatever....'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma was so old that when I told her to act her age…SHE DIED!!!



  709. ozwald's Momma Joke:

    okay, okay, let’s get off the whole momma thing now……….cause I just got off yours!



  710. krista legobotic's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat she tripped over K- mart and landed on Target



  711. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama just like a hardware store,10 cents a screw



  712. RaZoRDoG's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat it took me 2 trains, a bus and a cab just to see her good side!!



  713. RaZoRDoG's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so stupid, when she turned off the lights she said “I’m black now”



  714. RaZoRDoG's Momma Joke:

    hi lil P



  715. RaZoRDoG's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she got hit by a parked car!!



  716. RaZoRDoG's Momma Joke:

    XD D.K Iwaz here



  717. RaZoRDoG's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she jumped into the kiddy pool she feel ten feet under!!



  718. Assassin's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she gets internet for free cos’ she’s worldwide

    Yo momma so fat she’s her own species



  719. johhny's Momma Joke:

    your mums soo old , jesus sat behind her in the 3rd grade



  720. net013's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she wore red and crossed the street traffic stoped for a whole day



  721. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so ugly she killed bloody mary



  722. malcolm's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so phat she calledthe police to find her neck



  723. GIZMO's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOMA IS SO FAT SHE IS ON BOTH SIDES OF THE FAMILY…



  724. yudyyy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that she herd there was chilly so she took a bowl n a spoon



  725. markus's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so fat when she went to the amusement park, people try to ride HER



  726. alex's Momma Joke:

    you momma is so stuped she when dad sad it was chilliy out side she whent out with a spoon



  727. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Eliza’s momma is so … like her !!!!



  728. ya mama fan!'s Momma Joke:

    look at this. yo mama so fat were in her right now
    yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.
    yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!
    yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for new land!
    yo mama so fat when she sits around the house she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
    yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out
    WELL THATS ALL FROM YO MAMA FAN!



  729. yo mama is the bome's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she got bathtised at sea world



  730. DAMN's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone



  731. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid, she got hit my a parked car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  732. kevin's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly when she looked in the mirror it cracked



  733. shadow's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so hairy she got afros on her nipples



  734. angel's Momma Joke:

    you moma is sooooo fat that she sweats grease?



  735. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so ugly she made a onion cry.



  736. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid she a droped a quater in a parking lot and said wheres my gumball



  737. your jokes suck's Momma Joke:

    your mama reminds me of a squirell cause she always has nuts in her mouth



  738. your jokes suck's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat the marines used her under wear as parasuts



  739. miketheman143's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so greasy texaco bye’s oil from her.



  740. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s teeth so yellow when she close her mouth her stomach glows.



  741. Teresa R Flores's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s teeth so yellow when god said let there be light she opened her mouth and said “cheese”!



  742. Brett Smith's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she saw the number 575693 and that was when she steped on the scales



  743. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so short she go lost in the grass looking for your class!!



  744. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so short she tried to climb a toothpick!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha



  745. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she a for a number!!



  746. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she thought blue jeans was orange!!



  747. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she is an alabama fan!!



  748. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the ocean and spreaded the sea and she didnt need moses staff



  749. judy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she lost a game of hide and seek



  750. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    m



  751. manolo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she rolled to md they sad sorry were closed.



  752. colink_3728's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly she’s her imaginary friends duff (dumb ugly fat friend)



  753. colink_3728's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly she gets paid to be a duff for all the other duff’s



  754. samantha's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so fat when she jump in the ocean the whale started singing we are family even though your fatter then me!!!!!!!!!



  755. michele's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so fat whan she step on the elevator the elevator started singing abcdefg get your fat ass off of me!!!!!!!!!!!



  756. shut up's Momma Joke:

    your moms so stupid she is fat



  757. shut up's Momma Joke:

    wooooooooooooooo



  758. shut up's Momma Joke:

    Comment on September 2008 Yo Mama Jokes by shut up
    Today, November 18, 2008, 1 minute ago | shut up
    wooooooooooooooo

    Comment on September 2008 Yo Mama Jokes by shut up
    Today, November 18, 2008, 4 minutes ago | shut up
    your moms so stupid she is fat

    Comment on Yo Mamma Jokes for November 2008 by dee
    Today, November 18, 2008, 8 minutes ago | dee
    yo momma is so stuiped she thought fat joe was skinny.

    Comment on Yo Sister Jokes by Kewl
    Today, November 18, 2008, 25 minutes ago | Kewl
    yo mama so poor you’re family had to eat cereal with a fork to save milk

    Comment on Yo Sister Jokes by njplay3r12
    Today, November 18, 2008, 33 minutes ago | njplay3r12
    yo momma so ugly that wen she was born, the doctor slapped her and threw her right in the garbage

    Comment on June 2008 Momma Jokes by Terron Platt ALEXANDER
    Today, November 18, 2008, 57 minutes ago | Terron Platt ALEXANDER
    Yo Mamas So Ugly That When She Came Out Of Her House With A Red Dress All The Children Said “Look its the koolaid man

    Comment on Hot August 2008 Yo Mamma Jokes by Jimmyjohns
    Today, November 18, 2008, 1 hour ago | Jimmyjohns
    yo mamma like a hardware store, 25 cents per screw.

    Comment on Yo Mamma Jokes for November 2008 by Heather Yo Momma….
    Today, November 18, 2008, 2 hours ago | Heather Yo Momma….
    Yo momma so fat when she sit on the toilet the toilet said abc 123 get your fat ass off of me…
    Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, No Professionals.”
    Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, “To be continued.”
    Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
    Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
    Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
    Yo momma so fat God couldn’t light Earth till she moved!
    Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

    Comment on March 2008 Yo Mommy Jokes by Anonymous
    Today, November 18, 2008, 2 hours ago | Anonymous
    yo mama is so poor she ate her own dairy and then ate urs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  759. Mystery Gal's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so fat that when she goes out running people start screaming its the end of the world!!!!!



  760. elizabeth bay bee's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so smelly so mad right guard call for backk up..=] h3h3



  761. Tyrone's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so bald people can read her mind



  762. angeline's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she make beavis and butt-head look like nobel prize

    yo mom so old when she went to school there was no history

    yo mama got burned so bad all she said was toshae

    yo mom so fat even geoge bush coulnt pay 4 her libosuction

    yo mama so fat after she won a pie eating contest and she won she said OOO WAT A DESERT ooooooooooooo



  763. SpecialEdChick(just joking)'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she tripped over Wallmart, stumbbled over Sears, and landed on Target.



  764. SpecialEdChick(just joking)'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she got a run in her jeans



  765. dre's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so old the when she cums, its a powder spray!