913 Yo Momma Jokes in “September 2008 Yo Mama Jokes”
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Its almost fall and yo mama is waiting at home for a few good jokes.
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yo mama so fat when she lay on da beach everybody gatherd around er’ an sed free willy free willy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tweetyo mama so fat when she stepped on da scale it sed 1 at a time please
Tweetyo mama so short you can see her feet on her driver license
Tweetyo mama so fat when see tried out for football all the people that tackled got lost in her rolls
yo mama so old on her birthday they have to find a new number
yo mama so fat when she moves everbody says earthquake
yo mama so fat when she fell she made the grand canyon
yo mama so fat she has to iron her pants on the road
yo mama so ugly she made madusa turn to stone
yo mama so old she played with the dinosaurs when she was little ( but she was bigger than all of them)
yo mama so ugly she entered an ugly contest and they said,”Sorry no professinals”
Tweetyo mama so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch
Tweetyo mama so fat so fell and made the grand canyon
yo mama so poor i picked up a box and she said stop moving my house
yo mama so ugly when so goes the bank they turn of the camera
yo mama so ugly she made jason say dont kill me
yo mama so fat they thought she was a new planet
yo mama so she moves everbody says earthquake
your momma so fat when she got on the scale it showed her phone number
TweetYO MAMA IS SO OLD SHE WAS AT THE LAST SUPPER WITH JESUS
TweetThe people always say under Chuck Norris’ beard isn’t a chin it’s just another fist
Tweetyo mama so ugly she made an onion cry
Tweetyo mama so ugly she threw a boomerang an it never came back
yo mama so ugly the plastic surgeon sued her