913 Yo Momma Jokes in “September 2008 Yo Mama Jokes”
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Its almost fall and yo mama is waiting at home for a few good jokes.
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Yo Momma Jokes
Yo Momma
Yo mama’s so clumsy, she got tangled up in a Mobile phone.
Yo momma so flat chested she jealous of the wall
Yo mama’s so nice, she offered me the hair off her back.
I’s apologise for talkin bout Yo Mama…I should know better…hell, I don’t even know the Man…
Yo mama should be locked away, cos every time she moons people they turn into werewolves
Yo Mama So Ugly her shadow gave up.
Yo Moma So Poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk’s fingers
TweetYO MAMA SOO FAT WEN SHE JUMPED INTO THE SEA THE WHALES SANG WE R FAMILY
Tweetyo moma so fat that the UN had to remove her pimple problem
TweetYo mama so fat, Fat Albert gave her the right to say Hey, Hey, Hey!
Yo mama so fat, she saw a yellow school bus ful of white kids and said “Hey Stop that Twinky.”
Tweetyo momma so ugly that when she look at her watch time stands still……….for about two seconds and then hauls ass
Tweetthe lifeguards wont let yo fat momma in the water for fear the mating whales will beach theyself
Tweetyo momma so fat when she go roller skating everyone play dodge yo momma
Tweetmarcus and daniel are gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy are halerias
Tweetyo momma teeth so yellow when close her mouth her belly lights up,
Tweetyo momma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go,
yo momma so stupid i saw her yelling in a envelope i asked her what you doing, she said sending voice-mail. yo momma so fat she got baptised at sea world. yo momma so stupid when she was driving to disney world and saw a sign that said “disnyworld left” so she went home.