913 Yo Momma Jokes in “September 2008 Yo Mama Jokes”
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Its almost fall and yo mama is waiting at home for a few good jokes.
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Yo Momma
your momma’s so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked “whatcha doing?” and she said “moving”….
your momma’s so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
TweetYo Mama’s so fat, when she stepped onto the scale it said “to infinity and beyond!”
TweetYo momma is so fat when she sat on the toilet it said abcdefg get your fat ass off of me.
Tweetyo mama is so dum that she named her son pete and she named her other son repete
Tweetyo mommas so fat she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck!!
Tweetyo momma’s so fat, the beez needed a timers guide to find in her asshole!!
Tweetyo momma so fat she got stretch marks on her clothes, ooohh burn!!!
Yo momma so fat, every time you go to the beach with her, the whales come up and sing “We are family! Even though yo bigga than me!”
TweetYo mama is so fat bill gates coudn’t afford her liposuction.
TweetYo mama is so ugly when they removed minor skin blemishes and ugly problems from her yearbook picture, the picture was blank!
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