913 Yo Momma Jokes in “September 2008 Yo Mama Jokes”
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Its almost fall and yo mama is waiting at home for a few good jokes.
yo mama so fat when she fell asleep while snorkling she farted, water squirted out and everyone yelled “save the whale”
yo mama so fat to get her through the door I had to grease the doorway and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.
yo mama so fat when she walked i front of the sun everyone yelled “ECLIPSE”
yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking machine and said “where’s my gumball?”
Tweetyou mama so fat she stepped once and it formed the seven continents, then she had to pee so bad she formed the 4 oceans. IT”S NOT HEALTHY!
Tweetboth of you are so fat that the world tilts every step ya take…
Tweetyour mom is so stupid when she had you.She thought you were a new species
Tweetyour mom is so fat she doesnt need a car she could just roll.
Tweethay josh your mom so fat when she got on the scale it didnt even get a chance to say error it broke.
Tweetyour mom is so stupid she thought a condom was a balloon
Tweetyo mom so fat when she went to space they thought she was a new planet.
Tweetyo mom so fat when she went to float in the beach they thought she was a new island.
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