915 Yo Momma Jokes in “September 2008 Yo Mama Jokes”

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  1. SpecialEdChick(just joking)'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she tripped over Wallmart, stumbbled over Sears, and landed on Target.



  2. SpecialEdChick(just joking)'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so old I slapped her at the back of her neck and her tits fell off.
    FAF(funny as fuk)



  3. angeline's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she make beavis and butt-head look like nobel prize

    yo mom so old when she went to school there was no history

    yo mama got burned so bad all she said was toshae

    yo mom so fat even geoge bush coulnt pay 4 her libosuction

    yo mama so fat after she won a pie eating contest and she won she said OOO WAT A DESERT ooooooooooooo



  4. Tyrone's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so bald people can read her mind



  5. elizabeth bay bee's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so smelly so mad right guard call for backk up..=] h3h3



  6. Mystery Gal's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so fat that when she goes out running people start screaming its the end of the world!!!!!



  7. shut up's Momma Joke:

    Comment on September 2008 Yo Mama Jokes by shut up
    Today, November 18, 2008, 1 minute ago | shut up
    wooooooooooooooo

    Comment on September 2008 Yo Mama Jokes by shut up
    Today, November 18, 2008, 4 minutes ago | shut up
    your moms so stupid she is fat

    Comment on Yo Mamma Jokes for November 2008 by dee
    Today, November 18, 2008, 8 minutes ago | dee
    yo momma is so stuiped she thought fat joe was skinny.

    Comment on Yo Sister Jokes by Kewl
    Today, November 18, 2008, 25 minutes ago | Kewl
    yo mama so poor you’re family had to eat cereal with a fork to save milk

    Comment on Yo Sister Jokes by njplay3r12
    Today, November 18, 2008, 33 minutes ago | njplay3r12
    yo momma so ugly that wen she was born, the doctor slapped her and threw her right in the garbage

    Comment on June 2008 Momma Jokes by Terron Platt ALEXANDER
    Today, November 18, 2008, 57 minutes ago | Terron Platt ALEXANDER
    Yo Mamas So Ugly That When She Came Out Of Her House With A Red Dress All The Children Said “Look its the koolaid man

    Comment on Hot August 2008 Yo Mamma Jokes by Jimmyjohns
    Today, November 18, 2008, 1 hour ago | Jimmyjohns
    yo mamma like a hardware store, 25 cents per screw.

    Comment on Yo Mamma Jokes for November 2008 by Heather Yo Momma….
    Today, November 18, 2008, 2 hours ago | Heather Yo Momma….
    Yo momma so fat when she sit on the toilet the toilet said abc 123 get your fat ass off of me…
    Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, No Professionals.”
    Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, “To be continued.”
    Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
    Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
    Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
    Yo momma so fat God couldn’t light Earth till she moved!
    Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

    Comment on March 2008 Yo Mommy Jokes by Anonymous
    Today, November 18, 2008, 2 hours ago | Anonymous
    yo mama is so poor she ate her own dairy and then ate urs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  8. shut up's Momma Joke:

    wooooooooooooooo



  9. shut up's Momma Joke:

    your moms so stupid she is fat

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