913 Yo Momma Jokes in “September 2008 Yo Mama Jokes”
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Its almost fall and yo mama is waiting at home for a few good jokes.
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yo mama so old she was the waitress at the last supper
Tweetyour mama so skinny she dont even have a shadow
Tweetyour mama so fat that she bleeds spaghetti sauce
Tweetyo momma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning
Tweetyo momma so old she got an autographed bible
TweetYo momma is so fat, she uses an oven as a beeper
TweetYo momma is so fat, the weighing scale said “to be continued”
Yo momma is so old, her breast milk is powdered.
Yo momma is so old, when she went to school, there were no history calss
Yo momma is so stupid, she exercises when she could get liposuction or something.
Yo momma is so stupid, she returned the jigsaw puzzle to the store because she thought it was broken.
Yo momma is so ugly, Dracula wont drink her blood
Yo momma is so ugly, the president moved Halloween to her birthday
Yo momma is so old, she made an onion cry
yo momma so fat that when i hit her with a bus she said “who threw that rock?”
Tweetyo momma so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie
Tweetyo mama so fat even jesus couldn’t lift her spirts
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