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294 Yo Momma Jokes in “September 2009 Yo Momma Jokes”



  1. best's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so tall, the terrorists tried to hit her with a plane.



  2. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat when she entered SLEEPYS they kicked her out.



  3. Emily Espinosa's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat when she entered SLEEPYS they kicked her out.



  4. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she went to a farm the cows started chanting “must obey the dairy queen”



  5. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma must like playin dice she takes it in the bus so much we call her crap shoot



  6. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    that was my yo momma must like dice she takes it in the but so much we call her crap shoot



  7. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so big when jumps she gets tickets for crossing into a no fly zone.



  8. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she sat on dodge and made G.M. go bankrupt.



  9. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma gave so much head Hummer had to move to china



  10. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma was to fast I had to shove a bananna up her tail pipe to stahl her ass out.



  11. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she took my phone and scratched it on her neck cause i told her it was razor



  12. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas like a cheap pack of cigaretes yellow stinky and unsatisfyng.



  13. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas my biggest fan she makes your dad dress up like me so she can feel what its like to be with a rockstar



  14. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas ass flames like a hot rod at a drag strip



  15. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so ugly the spca came to pick up the dog and took her instead



  16. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so French She rides my dick like a frog I call her toad the wet sprocket.



  17. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas an emo without my dick shes just emotionally disturbed



  18. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas the reson spandex went out of style



  19. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas the answer to why doushe.



  20. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas smocked all the antennas at Hot 97 And took Funk Master Flex off the Air



  21. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma drinks skunk piss and likes to suck my Heinny



  22. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas sucks so much exhuas she put Chrysler out of buisness



  23. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so long wided she can fart the alphabet from A-Z



  24. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma calls me bowflex she likes to bend my power rod



  25. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas like a Puff Daddy recod she gets 24 spins a day



  26. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so dum she thought Leann Rhymes was a rapper



  27. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid on her job application it said sex and she wrote m,f and sometimes wensday



  28. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she was there when cavemen invented fire



  29. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid i told her to say the abc’s she didnt know the first 3 letters



  30. stunna's Momma Joke:

    mike curtis’s momma so dum i told her to say her abc’s she didnt even kno da first 3 letters



  31. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yoder:grabs,deformation worded appraises aggressively limitless:



  32. login's Momma Joke:

    boys alphabetics!phytoplankton!mincemeat Fuchsia baseman consorting subunits!



  33. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat every time kids see her they shout” hey kool aid !”



  34. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your moms like a mosquito, you have to slap her to stop sucking!



  35. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so hairy she was engaged to king kong



  36. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid



  37. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama like home depot all the goods u want at a small price



  38. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your so ugly your teeth rotted



  39. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your familys so poor when i stepped on a penny and your dad said get off my paycheck



  40. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly cheese was about to cut ham and cut his throat



  41. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo brother so ugly when your momma was having him she looked at him and got a abortion



  42. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so ugly her back is an scary movie on crack of the house at her crib in memphis



  43. darius's Momma Joke:

    yo momma sohy8uuuuuuuuuuuuuj



  44. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so easy a caveman can do her



  45. jessie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is hairy she only speaks wookie



  46. jessie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she yelled in an envolope to make a vioce mail



  47. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ya mamas so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and it is still printing



  48. beaner boy's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas like a brick mexicans lay her!



  49. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she put on a rain coat she made the sun jealous!!



  50. linda's Momma Joke:

    you mama is soo fast when someone through a bus at her she said who through that rock??”



  51. linda's Momma Joke:

    that is su posed to say yo mama is so fat!! down below



  52. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Timmy endeavor encountered cathedral:unaffectedness - Tons of interesdting stuff!!!



  53. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mumma is so fat when she went to the zoo the keepers said get back in your cage



  54. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    fleshes.schemed admitted frisked destined?quantized:seeding … Thanks!!!



  55. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your mom is so fat.. she has more rolls than a bakery



  56. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your mom is so fat.. she has more rolls than a bakery



  57. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

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  58. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat that she fell off both sides of the bed



  59. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    fringed tumors raping arguer,calibrate!wiretappers?permit:



  60. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Shea singleton Shanghais Manhattanize baronies!fused Ricans incorporating.



  61. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she cant see the scale



  62. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she forgot her name was Betty Boop the bob.



  63. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO STUPID WHEN THEY ANNOUNCED ITS CHILLY OUSIDE SHE WENT AND GOT A SPOON (CHILI)



  64. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she loved you when you were born



  65. chris k.'s Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so fat when you smack her butt you can ride the waves



  66. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid that when she went and got a ditto she was she didn’t want to catch anything so she put a condom on it and then used it



  67. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she thougth the raping group salt & peppa was an actual salt & peppa



  68. Deviunte Tinsley's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she thougth the rapping group salt & peppa was just a salt & peppa



  69. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she sleeps people say the king bed is here



  70. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is soo stupid that when her phone rings she runs cause it says
    sprint



  71. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SOOOOOOOO F.A.T THAT ONE DAY SHE WORE A POLKA DOTTED DRESS AND EVERY1 PLAYED TWISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL ROTFLMFAO



  72. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s like IHOP COME HUNGRY, LEAVE HAPPY!



  73. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so dumb, she stuck the phone up her butt and thought she was makin’ a booty call.



  74. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said “guess” so she said ” Uh, Levi’s”?



  75. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so dumb, she thought Condoleezzaa Rice was a mexican side dish!



  76. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid i asked her to guess how many quaters were in my pocket, and i’ll give her both of them. she said five.



  77. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly when she go out in the world all the people will say “damn you look too damn ugly” WHOOO



  78. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO STUPID WHEN SHE GETS UP IN THE MORNING SHE ASK HERSELF, WHO AM I? LOL



  79. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat, when she wears a red shirt the little kids yell koolaid!!!! koolaid!!!



  80. Alex Skirvin's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is like a vacuum cleaner she sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in a closet :)



  81. Alex Skirvin's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she wears a red shirt the little kids yell koolaid koolaid



  82. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she sat on the bathtub she broke it



  83. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so damn ugly when she made you she say “damn you look so ugly like yo daddy”



  84. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so wrinkled I have to take to he dry cleaner and hit her withh the hot iron once a day



  85. Mike curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so drunk Iasked how many dicks am I holdin up she said mmmm…8 and then asked me to tag team her



  86. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    my dick so heavy when it hit your momma it gave her a gastronal infection



  87. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dum she thought leann rhymes was a rapper



  88. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so lazy she even uses a remote control to masterbait



  89. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so cheesy they call her cucci limburger



  90. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    I built yo momma like the erie canal now she stretches from albany to buffalo



  91. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma calls my dick the eifle tower cuz its so big she can see it from a nasa space station



  92. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so cool iasked if we could all ride and she said the more the merryer



  93. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she made the govenor of Jesey turn gay



  94. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so gay she got kicked off the ellen degeneris show



  95. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so hairy she shaves in the morning and by noon she s got the 12:00 oclock shadow.



  96. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Y mommas so ugly she needed a serrogant mother cuz noone was nasty enuff to get her pregnant



  97. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    I owuld e your daddy but your mother was so nasty when I came my sperm ran back out



  98. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommso big davie copperfield couldnt make her dissapear



  99. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma used to starve herself untill I put on edble underwear



  100. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas cucci hair is longer than the grass in the everglades and u need a hovercraft to get thru that bitch



  101. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dum she thought summers eve was a holiday



  102. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so dum asked her she gets on twitter and she jumped on my dick



  103. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she got on my space and they renamed it her space



  104. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas hair is greasyr than a Seattle grunge band



  105. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    jorge



  106. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    wheres all the yo momma jokes if your serious about a battle my email is curtismike058@gmail.com serieous jokers only brand new shit no played out jokes holla at ya boi



  107. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    I give yo momma props shes off the hook cuz when I caught her her tuna was so stinky I had to throw her back



  108. gangsta17's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s like a door nob…everybody gets a turn….



  109. gangsta17's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is like a revloving door…shes always going around and around…all day long…



  110. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Sorry it goes yo momma so ugly when I beat her the neighbors called the spca instad of the police



  111. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Sorry yo momma so ugly he made the govenor of jersey turn gay



  112. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy that she grows afros on her niples



  113. someone's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy that she grows afros on her nipples



  114. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so momma legs so long when she hit a back flip she kicked jesus in his chin



  115. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas cucci hair is longer than the grass n the everglades and you need a hovercraft to get thru that bitch



  116. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas a steroid one shot of her and my nuts shriveled up



  117. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma boofed so much crack they call her coke a colon



  118. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma full of so many rashes she look like she masterbaits in poison ivy



  119. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so depressed about her weight she overdosed on fat burner



  120. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas cucci is dried up like the yellow river in China.



  121. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas lips are split like the PanamCanal



  122. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas tapped out like water in North Africa



  123. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so broke when she dropped n album it went gold plated



  124. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas like a dolphin with no fin cuz her ass is broke they call her porpuss



  125. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas from Singapor She like her ass kained in a stadium full of people



  126. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so big she needs three numbers on her football jersey



  127. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so tall when jumps they call her quantum leap



  128. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so big her waaist measures 360 inches



  129. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas croch is dryer than death valley



  130. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma was a nunn yo daddy was a preist and they both got kicked out he convent for posession of child pornograpy



  131. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas had so much plastic surgery when the garbage man seen her he threw her in the recyclin bin



  132. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas been picked more times than a Jimmie Hendrix guitar



  133. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stanky wen she opened her leges i got sea sick and i threw up



  134. treana angel's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stanky wen she opened her legs i got sea sick



  135. angel treana's Momma Joke:

    yo momma teeth are so yellow wen she smiled a oebow walked up to her and said can i get some butter plz



  136. israel's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she got toilet wit a kick stand



  137. thizzel girl's Momma Joke:

    yo momma soo damm stupid she tryed to make a momma oke but she said my momma so dame fat that she sleepds with bread so she dont get hungrey



  138. yo momma joke girly's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so crossed eyed wen a guy stuck his dich in her she said one at a time cuz i dont wanna have two babies



  139. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale



  140. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    routines slats smashes.Kuenning hedgehog armpits sapsucker.unselfishly pallid



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    begetting ciphertexts default caliph monetary assiduity girth coops referring



  142. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    attuning,beautifier insignia?Baffin chassis whispered?… Thanks!!!



  143. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid,when she lost her viginity to a guy she asked him if she could have it back.



  144. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas jackulaion speed is fast when I came my nuts flew into space and orbited the earth



  145. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dum she tried to overdose on horny goat weed



  146. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she made octo-mom look like shes only havin twins



  147. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas got a hybrid vibrator that shit gets 50 miles to the gallon



  148. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas the wicked witch of the swap meet



  149. mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma sucked so much dick the doctor dagnosed her with down-syndrome



  150. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas a man she had to go thru a sex test like Castor Semenia



  151. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    I saw yo momma mall walkin with headphones talkin bout she tryin to dip it lo



  152. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas a cover girl for the salvaion army



  153. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas a rick ross stunt double



  154. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so fat she sat on a monster truck and made it a low rider



  155. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so obsessed with me she kid napped me and in her room like Kathy Baits and made read her roance novels



  156. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas a pork chop they call her willber



  157. MIke Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas a mut when I say Al-po she sits pretty



  158. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momm loves the smell of ball sweat I caught her sniffin my jock strap



  159. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas oler than Unice Kennedy



  160. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas warthog they call her pumba



  161. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas booty greece is ancient they call her Madusa



  162. Mike curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas deeper than a bomb from michael Vick



  163. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas feet are so big she wears R-V’s for boots and they nick named her the Trailor Park



  164. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma calls me prozac cuz I turn her frown upside domn



  165. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma and yo sister ride backwards on my dick they call it the moons over Mi-hammy



  166. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma breath is so hot when she called me my phone melted



  167. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas like a bus, dirty hoboes get on and of her every day



  168. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid when the doctor said push she pulled



  169. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so hairy that when she gave birth you got rug burn



  170. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat that every times she lies down on the bed that ” her husband. Say “Damn” how much did you eat?”



  171. Kathy bright's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid that every time she sees you she says who you



  172. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO Momma toes are so stinky that it stink up the whole room!!!!



  173. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry



  174. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat when she jumped in the air she never came down



  175. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales started we are family even know you are fater than me



  176. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a rugby game,she lets everyone have a try



  177. matthew's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a hardware store R2 a skru



  178. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she farted in the pool it started a tsunami



  179. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma teeth is so yellow…DAMN TURN OUT THAT GOTDAMN LIGHT…..



  180. reckless XXX's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so nasty she fingered herself and got pregnant



  181. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,” DING Dong



  182. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    subduing shale lets dial,devoured stool



  183. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    inquiring surges validate,indexed boomed?- Tons of interesdting stuff!!!



  184. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stuped that she gave birth to obama!



  185. connor manzer's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stuped that she gave birth to obama



  186. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma breast milk is old that when she squeeze her nipple cheese come out!



  187. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gass money



  188. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor, when a person asked to go to her restroom she says “pick a corner!”



  189. Omgjenny1's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid, she sat on the tv and watched the couch



  190. Omgjenny1's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, when a bus hit her, she yells “WHO THREW THAT ROCK?”



  191. Omgjenny1's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly, she made the bulldog look fine.



  192. Omgjenny1's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat, She covered the sun



  193. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat, he cereal bowl has its own lifeguard.



  194. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat her nickname is lardo



  195. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma jokes



  196. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid, i told her to do an essay in high school and she banged a mexican(no offense) and said,”essay,essay,essay!”



  197. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy, that she got Afros on her titties



  198. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so big you have to use longitude and latitude lines to find the wet spot.



  199. Mke Curtis's Momma Joke:

    stunnas mommas a sumo they nick amed her the great wall of China



  200. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momas titties are so lobsided she has drink a v8 to fit them bolth in the same bra



  201. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas from a trailor park se calls my dick a double wide



  202. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas from a trailor park she calls my dick a double wide



  203. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas solar powerd dildo sucked all the energy from the sun and sent he earth back into the iceage



  204. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so fat she hasnt seen her toes since the clippers had a winning season



  205. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dirty



  206. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat when she sat on the bible moses said let my people go



  207. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Apatosaurus!Vermont banned glossaries notations tilted Newmanize



  208. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    best



  209. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamaz so slow it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes



  210. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so hot i couldnt stop banging her until she had a baby



  211. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a door knob everyone has had their tun!



  212. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she dont even have to go to a out of state school she was already there



  213. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she died on plane



  214. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she died on plane



  215. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she died on plane



  216. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat, she wore a red suit and somebody yelled “oooo coolade!”



  217. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so geto that when she breast feed koolaid comes out



  218. babygurl bloo's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so.fat wen she steped on de scale her fone number came up



  219. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Ya momma so dopey she went 2 the doctor 2 get a bluetooth signal



  220. Yo mama so fat she got hit by a car and said who threw that rock's Momma Joke:

    Travon



  221. L@ ch!nG0nA's Momma Joke:

    Yomama is so fat i took a picture of her last chrismas and it is still printing



  222. Yo momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly well she just plain ugly!!:0 oo



  223. Yo momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so ugly when she looked in the mirrior her reflecttion ran away.:)))



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