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729 Yo Momma Jokes in “September 2010 Yo Mama Jokes”



  1. best's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so cool, she loves http://www.infowars.com



  2. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she went to the ocean a whail sang to her, We are all family even if your fater then me



  3. Alex's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat a whaile sangb to her we are all family even if your fatter then me



  4. Alex's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat a whaile sang to her we are all family even if your fatter then me



  5. Alex's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she got on a scale to see how much she wieghs the scale said her phone number



  6. ass's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dume she tried to lite a fire under water



  7. ass's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she broke her family tree



  8. corey's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamas So Fat She Downloaded Cheats For Wii Fit



  9. jacob's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she is the one who sunk the titanic



  10. JB Jyo's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma itz so Ghetto, when she bebay
    BEBAY AIN’T COMES OUT!!!!!



  11. JB Jyo's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s so FAT ASS!!!



  12. iPod Guy's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so Fat, she is Download Cheat on Wii Fit
    and she on the Select a Mii Channel and she FAT ASS Mii Channel



  13. Microsoft Mike's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s Likes Find a Mii Channel, she is Find a Mii missing a she is user on Mii Swimsuit!



  14. chase's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat that she stuck her foot in a nike shoe and it sttretcged out and sid nickelodeon



  15. joel magana's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT SHE USED THE FREE WAY AS A SLIPING SLIDE



  16. joel magana's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO SKINNY SHE TURNED SIDE WAYS AND DISSAPEAR



  17. joel magana's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO POOR I SAW HER KIKING A CAN DOWN THE STREET AND I ASKED HER WAT R U DUIN AND SHE SAID MOVING



  18. joel magana's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO POOR I STEPED ON A SIGARETE AND SHE SAID WHO TURNED OFF THE HEATER



  19. joel magana's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO HAIRY CHUBACA WONT EVEN DATE HER



  20. joel magana's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO HAIRY THAT FOR HALOWWEEN SHE OPEND HER LEGS AND SAID HAUNTED HOUSE HAUNTED HOUSE



  21. Naruto MAN's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma it Lazy so Fat, she is Eating at ALL WORLD!!!



  22. Judas Rapper's Momma Joke:

    Shithead! When Yo Momma itz so DUMB! when she is Love a JA JA
    and now she is FUUUCCKINNG A JA JA WORLD WAR II!!!



  23. zaraLaStarr's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so big she gets her toes polished at maco



  24. RJ 3D's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so Fat, when she Eating own Ice Cream, and she said “ICE CREAM… I LOVE ICE CREAM BIG COOCK!!!”



  25. fat's Momma Joke:

    yo mum is so fat when she went to japan the people siad GODZILLA!!!



  26. lloyd's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so old when god said “there shall be light” she fliped the switch



  27. micheal's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugvly bob the builder said i cant fix that



  28. kagan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old she took lincon to the junior prom



  29. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she threw a boomerang and it never came back!!!



  30. melanie's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old when she breast feeds powder comes out



  31. designer replica handbags's Momma Joke:

    Paypal takes a lot of your money. Quikbooks is what I decided on. I am able to integrate it with the free version online. Now that is just a merchant account. I use godaddy.com to set up my shopping cart feature and it is compatible with the Quikbooks merchant account. The monthly fees are low and the percentage for each transaction that Quikbooks takes is small…well worth it.



  32. cassye's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she tried to get on the caerousel the horse ran away



  33. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA is so ugly that Micheal Jackson cried



  34. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so ugly that Bob The Builder said ‘WE CANT FIX IT’



  35. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning



  36. Anonymouse's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat that she is obese



  37. Anonymouse's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat that when she went missing her picture covered all four sides of the milk carton



  38. andrew's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so fat when she got hit by a plane she said “who threw that pebble.



  39. Beast's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid she sat on the t.v to watch the couch.



  40. Beast's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid that during a drive they told her to get down and she started dancing.



  41. Beast's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued… episode 2 DAMN!!!!!!



  42. dylan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid
    she steals free samples



  43. mark's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she fell of the ugly tree and hit every branch down



  44. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma lazier than biggie smalls left eye



  45. mark's Momma Joke:

    yo momma lazier than biggie smalls left eye



  46. alexmeeth's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so old death had to reserve her grave



  47. alexmeeth's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so poor she had to live in a store for free zamples



  48. alexmeeth's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so old her nametag said out of date



  49. Mista Andasan's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so big when she ran the NY Marathon she started and finished at the same time!!!



  50. luke martin's Momma Joke:

    yo mommy is so fat that when she jumped in to the pool the pool jumped out and said i will wait my turn



  51. luke martin's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when god said there be light he said move your fat ass out the way



  52. luke martin's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dumb she tried to put mm’ in ABC order



  53. Mitchell Littler's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch



  54. Mitchell Littler's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat that the bear scouts camp in her nickers



  55. Mitchell Littler's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in TESCO and starved to death



  56. Mitchell Littler's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence



  57. william's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she fell up the stairs, not down the stairs



  58. william's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid when the wheather man said its chilli outside, she ran out with a spoon and a bowl



  59. william's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she has her own gravitational pull



  60. william's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so retarded so got ran over by a parked car



  61. william's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid so locked herself out of a motorcycle



  62. william's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she has her own area code



  63. chubbywubby doodles's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when you momma sat on the toilet it said”a.b.c.d.e.f.g. get you fat ass off of me!!!



  64. chubbywubby doodles's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl…



  65. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mum is so ugly jesus would run away!!



  66. bobb's Momma Joke:

    ur mum is so dirty that she looks like a coal mine!!!



  67. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mum is so ugly that her nan would run away!!



  68. jesus is the best!'s Momma Joke:

    ur mum worships the day of the 911 bombings!!



  69. bob's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so fat that she would walk into a lampost or ur mum!!



  70. bob's Momma Joke:

    ur momma does such big farts there is enough g force to power a jet plane!!



  71. Anonomus's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly she went in the ugliest comp and they said no professionals allowed



  72. Az-1's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so scruffy she has to save to be poor



  73. tyriq's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she went to kfc they gave her the family without ordering



  74. tyriq's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so domb she went to the dentist and asked for bluetooth



  75. tyriq's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat she is all over the news!!!



  76. tyriq's Momma Joke:

    your mamas teeth are so yellow she dont need to pack a torch for camping!!!



  77. tyriq's Momma Joke:

    your mamas skin is soo wrinkley it looks like a leather handbag!!



  78. tyriq's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so fat the news say 99% of her has obesity



  79. tyriq's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when ever people take pictures of her it fills up the cameras memory



  80. briana's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat she uses the highway as a slipen slide



  81. bradley's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat when she crossed the tv I missed 3 harry potter specials



  82. partyboy215's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so hairy the only language she can speak is gorilla



  83. partyboy215's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid when she went to go watch tv she sat on the tv and watched the couch



  84. partyboy215's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so skinny that when she goes to the toilet she needs a life jacket to hold her up



  85. partyboy215's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so ugly she went to an ugly contest and they said sorry no professionals



  86. fhhuzdr's Momma Joke:

    yomama jhfoiafnghfdjkbg



  87. rick's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s head is so big it look like crack in her ass



  88. Yo momma is so fat she jump into the air and got stunk's Momma Joke:

    Toxic-waste



  89. cody wayne moses's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that she is gay



  90. bryan montoya's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car

    yo mama so ugly she cant read an audio book



  91. bryan montoya's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly not even death touched her

    yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cherio

    yo mama so fat when she turns around twice it was already her birth day

    yo mama so black when she went to night school they marked her absent



  92. bryan montoya's's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone



  93. l1l W4yn3's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone

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    yo mama so ugly not even death touched her

    yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

    yo mama so fat when she turns around twice it was already her birth day

    yo mama so black when she went to night school they marked her absent

    yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car

    yo mama so ugly she cant read an audio book



  94. yo's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so ugly that when she went to a beautician it took 12 hours… to get a quote!
    Yo mama is so ugly that she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
    Yo mama is so ugly that people go as her for Halloween.
    Yo mama is so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone!
    Yo mama is so ugly that the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
    Yo mama is so ugly that she scares the roaches away.
    Yo mama is so ugly that… well… look at you!
    Yo mama is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back and shakes its head.
    Yo mama is so ugly that she looks like she’s been in a dryer filled with rocks.
    Yo mama is so ugly that she makes blind children cry.
    Yo mama is so ugly that she climbed the ugly ladder and didn’t miss a step.
    Yo mama is so ugly that the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it.
    Yo mama is so ugly that we put her in the kennel when we go on vacation.
    Yo mama is so ugly that her shadow ran away from her.
    Yo mama is so ugly that she could scare the flies off a shit wagon.
    Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate contained an apology letter from the condom factory.
    Yo mama is so ugly that that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
    Yo mama is so ugly that she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out!
    Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”
    Yo mama is so ugly that her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
    Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
    Yo mama is so ugly that they didn’t give her a costume when she auditioned for Star Wars.
    Yo mama is so ugly that even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!
    Yo mama is so ugly that when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
    Yo mama is so ugly that that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
    Yo mama is so ugly that they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
    Yo mama is so ugly that you have to tie a steak around her neck so the dog will play with her!
    Yo mama is so ugly that just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
    Yo mama is so ugly that she made an onion cry!
    Yo mama is so ugly that when I last saw a mouth like hers, it had a hook in it.
    Yo mama is so ugly that she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!
    Yo mama is so ugly that they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
    Yo mama is so ugly that when she goes to the therapist, he makes her lie on the couch face down.
    Yo mama is so ugly that she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares.
    Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
    Yo mama is so ugly that even Bill Clinton wouldn’t sleep with her.
    Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born, the doctor slapped her AND her parents!
    Yo mama is so ugly that she didn’t get hit with the ugly stick, she got hit by the whole damn tree.
    Yo mama is so ugly that she has 7 years bad luck just trying to look at herself in the mirror.
    Yo mama is so ugly that she practices birth control by leaving the lights on.
    Yo mama is so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it wouldn’t even come back.
    Yo mama is so ugly that she’d scare the monster out of Loch Ness.
    Yo mama is so ugly that it looks like she’s been bobbing for french fries.
    Yo mama is so ugly that her pillow cries at night.
    Yo mama is so ugly that people at the circus pay money not to see her.
    Yo mama is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror it says “viewer discretion is advised.”
    Yo mama is so ugly that she can look up a camel’s butt and scare the hump off of it.
    Yo mama is so ugly that when she moved into the projects, all her neighbors chipped in for curtains.
    Yo mama is so ugly that people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don’t get stolen.
    Yo mama is so ugly that I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
    Yo mama is so ugly that if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
    Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.
    Yo mama is so ugly that I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said “Thanks for bringing her back.”
    Yo mama is so ugly that when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border.
    Yo mama is so ugly that she’s never seen herself ’cause the mirrors keep breaking.
    Yo mama is so ugly that it looks like someone did the stanky leg dance on her face.
    Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born she was put in an incubator with tinted windows.
    Yo mama is so ugly that she put the Boogie Man out of business!
    Yo mama is so ugly that she made obama lose hope!
    Yo mama was such an ugly baby that her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.



  95. ohh's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she plays pool with the planets



  96. Emma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out.



  97. Mikkell Green's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma So Stupid,She Jumped Out The Window And Said Holla Looya



  98. Mikkell's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO ULGY WOOPIE GOLDBERG LOOKED AT HER AND SAID WTF.



  99. Mikkell's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO UGLY SHE TURNED THE TV ON AND IT RAN AWAY



  100. rhianna's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat a king sized bed is her toe rest



  101. mick's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so ugly you have to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.



  102. RHIANNA's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO UGLY WHEN SHE ENTERED THE UGLY COMPITION THE HOST TURNED AROUND AND SAID “sorry no professionals!”



  103. hayley's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO UGLY SHE RUN THE BOOGY-MAN OUT OF BUSINESS!



  104. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMAS GLASSES ARE SO BIG SHE CAN SEE INTO THE FUTURE



  105. chad's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMAS GLASSES ARE SO BIG SHE CAN SEE INTO THE FUTURE



  106. rhianna's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO DUMB WHEN SHE HEARD THE DOORBELL RING SHE WENT TO THE MICROWAVE



  107. rhianna's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO DUMB SHE PUT 10 CENTS IN HER POCKET AND WAITED FOR A GUM BALL TO COME OUT



  108. chad's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly she broke water



  109. Taylor's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama is so fat she eats wheat thicks!



  110. Taylor's Momma Joke:

    YO Mama’s so dumb she thought cherrios were donut seeds



  111. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO OLD HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE SAYS- EXPIRED -



  112. rhianna's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO DUMB WHEN SHE GAVE BIRTH TO YOU SHE TURNED TO YOUR DADDY AND SAID”look honey it comes with cables”



  113. Ryan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat she walked passed my house and i lost sunlight for a week



  114. Ryan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so dumb that when she got her job aplication were it said sex she wrote monday tuesday and sometimes friday



  115. Ryan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dumb she went to the dentist to get blue tooth



  116. Ryan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly they put her photo on the car so robbers dont steal anything



  117. Ryan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat elvis has to kiss her to move n inch



  118. yo mama is so hairy she got afro on her nipples, yo mama is old when yo papa tapped her ass her tits fell off, yo mama is so fat when the bus pass next to her n she asked who throwed the stone.'s Momma Joke:

    hloni



  119. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama house is so small she walks thru de frnt door an she,s outside,yo mama so ft she rides around in a tank,yo mama so ugly she made the devil run to church,yo mama so wite that wen she walks pas church dy cal ha wite jesus,ur family so poor weneva they see bread on the table they ask who,s bday is it



  120. Yo mama so poor weneva dy see bread on the table dy ask who,s bday is it?'s Momma Joke:

    Jaque



  121. Yo mama so fat she rides around in a tank!yo mama so ugly she made the devil run to church!yo mama so wite wen she walks pas church they cal ha michael jackson,yo mama so wite wen michael jcksn died the nxt day dy said oh shit dre goes michael jacksn he r's Momma Joke:

    Jaque



  122. Haha i was anonyms frgt to pt my name.yo mama so deaf wn c trns on de radio she tels ur dad its aint wrkin,yo mama so fat wen she frted c csed clobal wrmin,yo mama vagna is so hairy wn she hs sx wif ur dad she gves hm a crpet rash,yo mama so ugly de ambul's Momma Joke:

    Jaque



  123. Haha i was anonyms frgt to pt my name.yo mama so deaf wn c trns on de radio she tels ur dad its aint wrkin,yo mama so fat wen she frted c csed clobal wrmin,yo mama vagna is so hairy wn she hs sx wif ur dad she gves hm a crpet rash,yo mama so ugly de ambul's Momma Joke:

    Jaque



  124. Yo mama,s is so ugly de ambulance use ha face as the sirens's Momma Joke:

    Jaque



  125. Yo mama,s fce is so ugly de police arested ur dad 4 abuse's Momma Joke:

    Jaque



  126. Yo mama is so fat weneva c wlks in a clthng shop thy say sorry we dnt hve ur size,yo mama is so ft wen she wnt to a an al eat buffet the waiter tld ha sory we cnt lt u in.cse dre wnt be enough food 4 de customers's Momma Joke:

    Jaque



  127. Hres a cme bck if sme1 tels u hw much do i owe ur mother 4 last night.u sy tel ur mom c mus be mre stil nxt tym or sy. Oh i dnk u talkin abt the room service an tel ur mm im waitin 4 de check 4 lst nte wen i gve her a lapdance's Momma Joke:

    Jaque



  128. lol man's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she shot her self
    for life after being hanged



  129. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag



  130. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so stupid she stole free bread



  131. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so ugly she made an onion cry



  132. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so old she has an autographed bible



  133. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat she puts on lipstick with a paint-roller



  134. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so short she can do push-ups under a door



  135. haha's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so poor when se goes to kfc she licks the grese off other ppls fingers



  136. haha's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat when she went to the zoo the hipos got jealous



  137. haha will rule the world's's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so tall she hit her head on the moon



  138. haha again's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so skinny when it rains she stays dry



  139. yo's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so lazy she picks her nose with her tounge



  140. not you's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so mad she told me i play ball like a girl!fart face!



  141. haha's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so stupid,
    she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s.



  142. bubblebut's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma is so ugly, her nickname is hairy pooter



  143. haha is sorry i am so funny's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma is so ugly, even the tide won’t come back in.
    Yo Mamma is so ugly, she shaves her pits with a lawn mower.
    Yo Mamma is so ugly, her pillow cries at night.



  144. its haha again and i am sorry i have so many jokes's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma is so ugly, she didn’t get hit with the ugly stick, she got hit with the uglyYo Mamma is so ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with an application. log.Yo Mamma is so ugly, she could only be Yo mamma.



  145. haha's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
    Yo mamma is so fat people jog around her for exercise



  146. haha's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
    Yo mommas so fat that she had to wait for the circus tent to come to town to get new clothes!



  147. haha's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.



  148. dude's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she got locked in a matress store but she slept on the floor



  149. Alaysha's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so stoopid she put 2 qurters in her ear and said 50 cents has good music



  150. rhianna's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO DUMB SHE HAD YOU!



  151. rhianna's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SOOOO FAT WHEN SHE WENT TO KFC THE PERSON SERVING HER ASKED ” what would you like ”
    AND YO MAMA ANSWERED
    ” THE BIG BUCKET ON THE ROOF”



  152. rhianna's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO UGLY WHEN SHE WENT TO GO LOOK IN THE MIRROR HER REFLECTION RAN AWAY!!!



  153. rhianna's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO UGLY WHEN SHE GOT SICK AND WENT TO THE HOSPITAL THE RECEPTIONIST SAID
    ” sorry but the animal vets down the road “



  154. stacia's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO HAIRY BIG FOOT RAN AWAY FROM HER



  155. rhianna's Momma Joke:

    YOU HAVE TO HUG YO MAMA’S BIG TOE COZ SHE’S SOOOO FAT



  156. petra's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is soo gay!



  157. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    se



  158. Exclusive's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so stupid she puts lipstick on ha 4head so she cud make up ha mind



  159. Drew's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is suck a crack addict, when she ran out of it, she ran it and tried to smoke a sidewalk crack.



  160. xzavier's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials



  161. Test's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so dumb, she thought school was a place were they kept fish



  162. xxNATALIExx's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat when she jumped into the sea the blue whales started to sing we are family



  163. Rico's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb!! she tried commeting suicide by jumping off a curb!!!!



  164. Rico's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat!!! she tried puttting on some nike sweats butt she just couldn’t do it!!



  165. cody moses's Momma Joke:

    yo mamais so fat i took a picture of her las christams and its still printing.



  166. haha says not to write any jokes's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ugly she could only be yo momma



  167. haha is back okay/'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.



  168. Yo mama so poor when I asked her where the bathroom was, and she said, "Pick a corner, any corner."'s Momma Joke:

    and it iss hahahahhahah aha HAHA so het it ! ahah if funny . tell me if i should make my own website so just dont make a joke …just answer. and if i make a site i will include everyone who said yes ansd i will give a special thanks to this amazing site



  169. your yo mama so poor when I asked her where the bathroom was, and she said, "Pick a corner, any corner."'s Momma Joke:

    and it iss hahahahhahah aha HAHA so het it ! ahah if funny . tell me if i should make my own website so just dont make a joke …just answer. and if i make a site i will include everyone who said yes ansd i will give a special thanks to this amazing site



  170. your yo mama so poor when I asked her where the bathroom was, and she said, "Pick a corner, any corner."'s Momma Joke:

    and it iss hahahahhahah aha HAHA so het it ! ahah if funny . tell me if i should make my own website so just dont make a joke …just answer. and if i make a site i will include everyone who said yes ansd i will give a special thanks to this amazing site



  171. javier's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so poor robbers break in her house and leave money.



  172. javier's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is so ugly her pillow cries at night



  173. javier's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is so stupid she stared at an orange juice carton for an hour cause it said “concetrate”



  174. javier's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is so fat bill gates can’t aford her liposuction



  175. javier's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is so mexican she can eat eat a torta in one bite



  176. javier's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is so poor she can’t afford haha’s bad joke contract !



  177. javier's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is so black shes just black



  178. javier's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is so poor she can’t afford 2 look at my jokes



  179. javier's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is so boring i dare any body 2 yo momma fight me on this site i own this page ill take u all



  180. josh's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid when i rang the doorbell she answered the microwave



  181. Hubert Bogdziewicz's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid, when someone said it was chile outside she wnt home and brought a spoon and a bowl and said weres the chile.



  182. fsf's Momma Joke:

    fewrf



  183. rfdfv's Momma Joke:

    fsd



  184. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dum that she put paper on the tv screen and thoth that she was waching pay per view



  185. Dag's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is such a slut - you’re lucky she didn’t swallow you!



  186. DJ 8's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas teeth are so yellow that when she smiled trafic slowed down



  187. elijha coates's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she sat on walmart and the prices got lower



  188. elijha coates's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so dumb she sucked my sick for a lollipop



  189. halo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama like the sun stare at her and youll go blind



  190. jarod's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, dora cant even explore her!



  191. jarod's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly, she makes onions cry!



  192. KrayzieYugo's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so short she models for trophies



  193. terrance's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black somone shot a bullet at her and it came back and asked for a flashlight



  194. malik's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she thought dunkin doughnuts was a new basketball team



  195. boneandnacho's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so fat she puts her grocery list on her Ipod.



  196. hfrd5y's Momma Joke:

    mnhgjtyd



  197. DJ 8's Momma Joke:

    4gdgfdfefefsdffdsf



  198. dd's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hairy her armpits have afros



  199. zain battye's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade.



  200. K-9's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas teeth are so yellow that when she smiled trafic slowed down



  201. Yo Mama so fat??'s Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama So fat!she should sue Mcdonalds Because they pumpin her up with fat??



  202. Tahahaha's Momma Joke:

    Tahaha!!This SH!Tz Funni??LOL



  203. Micheal Jackson's Momma Joke:

    Yo Micheal Jackson..Yu Died Because Yur Noes Fell Of?



  204. cypress's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black everyone fought she was over cooked!!!



  205. cypress's Momma Joke:

    your mum so hairy it look like she had bob marley in are head lock



  206. gfdg's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat, i took a picture of her at christmas and it STILL printing



  207. Ciaran's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so hairy, you were born with rugburn.



  208. Ciaran's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old, i told her to act her age, and she died.



  209. Ciaran's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old, she has an autographed copy of the bible.



  210. Ciaran's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid, she thought a $5 Footlong was a deal with a gigolo.



  211. Ciaran's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so nasty, her crabs have herpes.



  212. Devante's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so black, she went outside at night and the sky got jealous.



  213. bryce albert's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumbe she thought my dick was a popsicle and licked it all night long.



  214. -Tu Y Yo;. . .'s Momma Joke:

    - Yho Mhamma Sohh Sthupid When She Sawe Theeh Fhuqkinqq sCHOOL bhus she said stop that twinkie



  215. shannon's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she put a red t-shirt on everyone said oh look the warehouse is moving.



  216. Deooldos's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is so hairy we found gorillas in the mist of her showers



  217. deooldos's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck



  218. deooldos's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat even Dora cant explore her



  219. Deooldos's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when i took a picture of he last x mas it is still printing



  220. demoreay's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she thought taco bell waz a mexican food place



  221. marley by colden's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she left stretch marks in the bath tub:-)



  222. Bogdan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so black when she voted for Obama it counted as 2 votes.



  223. javier's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly she walked into a scary house and came out with a job application



  224. javier's Momma Joke:

    ur all gay on this page except me



  225. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ffvcc



  226. Erin Daly's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat, when she goes out in a yellow raincoat, people yell, “TAXI!”



  227. TSHEPO's Momma Joke:

    YOU MAMMA IS SO UGLY THEY CHANGE HER BIRTHDAY TO HELLOWEN



  228. james's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is sooooooo stupid she locked herself in the supermarked and died of hunger !



  229. adriano's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so black in the dark only her eyes are what you can see



  230. james parry's Momma Joke:

    yoo momma is soo dum she locked herself in the toilet and pissed herself



  231. dffhg's Momma Joke:



  232. Bob's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old her birth certificate says “expired”



  233. joe's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dirty, the only diss im gonna give her is dissenfectant



  234. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so tall when she did a cart wheel she knockedd out jesus



  235. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so dumb she went in a lift and wondered where the stairs were



  236. Liam Malcolm's's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat she broke a branch in the family tree



  237. Delta DJ's Momma Joke:

    HAHAH!!
    When Yo Momma it’s so BLACK!!!
    and now Barack Obama, and she is BULLSHIT OBAMA FROM GPS!!!!!



  238. FLACO's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOM IS LIKE A CARPET SHE CANT WAIT TO GET LAYED..



  239. danielg's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like a vaccum cleaner: she sucks, blows, and gets laid in a closet.



  240. shawn hughes's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like a vending machine, give her money and you get what you want…



  241. no name's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so small she can do backflips under the bunkbed



  242. keiran's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so small she comitted suicide off a curb



  243. daniel abson's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat shes fat.!.



  244. jack fry's Momma Joke:

    yo mama smaller than your dadda



  245. daniel abson's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dumb she makes disabled people look clever



  246. keiran owen's Momma Joke:

    hi every body



  247. shawn's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly if she puts her face in cookie dough she makes monster cookies



  248. liam edwards's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she’s measures in acre’s



  249. fat's Momma Joke:

    yo moma teeth so yollow when she walk by a person say cash for gold she pulled out all her teeth



  250. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so black when she voted for Obama it counted as 2 votes.



  251. Lisa's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOMMA FAT SHE CANT WALK



  252. adz's Momma Joke:

    your mumma so stupid she put paper on the TV and called it papper view



  253. hi's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat when she jumpen into the ocean the whales sang We are family.



  254. hi's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat when she jumped into the ocean the whales sang We are family.



  255. Patrick A's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so stupid she slept on the floor when she got lacked in a matress store.



  256. Patrick A's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid she got locked in a motar cycle.



  257. star wars man 3's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so greasey she uses bacon as band-aids.



  258. Shanea's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she qotta step on 2 scales and add up da numbers to qet her weight!



  259. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat and dirty! she put on a pink swimsuit and jumped in da pool i thought she was a piq takin a mud bath!



  260. shanea's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat and dirty! she put on a pink swimsuit and jumped in da pool i thought she was a piq takin a mud bath!

    yo mama so fat and dirty! she put on a pink swimsuit and jumped in da pool i thought she was a piq takin a mud bath!



  261. shanea's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly her mirror has nightmares!



  262. SHANEA's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she thought dictionary was a sex position!



  263. shanea's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so nasty her gynocologist qave her a check-up and she qave him aids!



  264. shanea's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she sleeps on da bed and da floor at the same time!



  265. shanea's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she wears a sweater 2 the beach walkin around sinqin “this is why im hot”



  266. shanea's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so skinny she fell on da qround and broke her back!



  267. Alexis's Momma Joke:

    Your mamma so stupid she had you



  268. rhianna's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she gave freddy krueger nightmaers!!



  269. rhianna's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she enters a race she starts and finishes at the same time



  270. rhianna's Momma Joke:

    yo mama breath stinks so much her teeth tried to run away from her



  271. alberto guillen's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas teeth are so yellow when she drinks water it turns into lemonade.



  272. Aexis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so ugly she has to trick or treat on the phone!



  273. Alexis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone



  274. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat tht when she gets in the car she mkes it go lowrider



  275. kelsey's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat tht she had to gt baubtist in the ocean



  276. aj's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat when she turned around they threw her a welcome back party



  277. cody's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that her butt crack is the size of the grand canyon



  278. cody's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly that when bob the builder saw her he said “CANT FIX THAT”



  279. cody's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid that when i told her to take the trash out she moved



  280. cody's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid that she tried to put m&ms in alphabetical order



  281. cody's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat that when God said let there be light he had to tell your mom to move her fat A.s.s



  282. TB_Mr-Hotshot02's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma So Fat, When She Went Into The Ocean, The Whale’s sang ” WE ARE FAMILY “



  283. Ben's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat she went on the motorway and the police put a sign on her saying caution wide turn



  284. Ben's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she stole free bread



  285. Ben's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she had to be baptist in the ocean



  286. Ben's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old I told her to act here age and she died



  287. james devant's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so short that when she sits on a candy bar she can still swing her legs



  288. im not gay's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so wack, she wacks off



  289. yay im gay's Momma Joke:

    yo mama thought the nba was the nfl



  290. i eat out elephants's Momma Joke:

    i raped him



  291. dwayne's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she sold her computer to pay for internet



  292. dwayne's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old i ask for id she gave me a rock



  293. dwayne's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she stuck batterys up here butt and said i got the power



  294. StarS's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she gave out condoms from dha 18th centry



  295. antonyo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dark ,when she smiles all u see is yellow



  296. ben's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat, shes on both sides of the family



  297. ellie's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat when she went in the shower her feet didn’t get wet



  298. ellie's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat when she went to th ocean all the whales sang “we are family, even though your fatter than me”



  299. yo mommas so poor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor that when she gose to the park the ducks through bred at her



  300. fernkirby's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so dirty that she makes mud look clean



  301. fernkirby's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor that when she gose to the park the ducks through bred at her



  302. fern kirby's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so hairy that the only languige she speeks is wokiee



  303. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    well yo mommas so smelly that the goverment blame her for global warming



  304. fern kirby's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she makes a beach wale look like a tic tak



  305. becca's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas tittys are so big she uses them as a bib



  306. fern nd beeccca's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas tittys are so big she keeps her essentials in them



  307. ello jello's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so big she takes up both sides of the family



  308. This dick's Momma Joke:

    i luv pizza



  309. chris's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so big and tasty, they named her after a big and tasty.



  310. chris's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so big, when she walks it sounds like a stanpead.



  311. Online Schools's Momma Joke:

    How much money will I get back for selling a ps3 to gamestop?



  312. none of yo damn buisness's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb, that she died of starvation in a grocery store



  313. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat she plays ping pong whit the planet.



  314. Jennifer's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so old, when they woke her up they thought they had found a new mummy.



  315. Jennifer's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so old she farts out dust.



  316. Jennifer's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so old, her first boyfriend was a t-rex.



  317. Jennifer's Momma Joke:

    your mommas nose is so big, when she breathes she sucks everithing from the room.



  318. Jennifer's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas ass is so big, when she walks her ass bumps up and down.



  319. Jennifer's Momma Joke:

    you momma is so stupid , she tries to read a blank paper.



  320. hugo's Momma Joke:

    yo’ mama is so stupid,she taped a paper to the telivision and she thought she was watching pay per view



  321. hugo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she threw on a black and white t-shirt and jummped in the ocean and all the whates started singing…..WE ARE FAMILY EVEN THOUGH YOUR FATTER THAN ME



  322. somebodehh's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ghetto, when she breast feed, kool aid comes out!



  323. jacori clements's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly when i looked at her i died



  324. jacori clements's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when i jumped on her stomache i gave jesus a high five



  325. Callum Innes's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so ugly the NHS banned her for life
    ——————————————–
    Yo Momma so poor when she saw a burning cigarette she said “Clap your hands and stamp your feet, praise the lord because we have heat”



  326. momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly i took her to “House Of Horror” she left with an application.



  327. saintC's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black everytime she get out the car the oil light come on



  328. saintC's Momma Joke:

    yo momma glasses so thick she can see the future in them



  329. steven's Momma Joke:

    cuts your hair with knifes



  330. Cat's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she fart dust..



  331. Noyb's Momma Joke:

    Yomomma is so stupid she crashed to a parked car!!!!



  332. crystal's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb every halloween she dresses as a hooker and gets arrested by the police.



  333. davonta battle's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so tall when she jumped up and hit jesus on the ass



  334. katelin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama head so small when she her ears pierced she died



  335. Yo Momma Wii Fit Joke's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so fat, she downloaded cheats for her Wii Fit.



  336. katelin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama head so small when she got her ears pierced she died



  337. this nuts's Momma Joke:

    yo mama



  338. crystal's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so nasty the roaches be throwin parties in the frig



  339. lil leeh's Momma Joke:

    So Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, “STOP THAT TWINKIE!!”



  340. lil leeh's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama teeth are so yellow, she can butter a whole loaf of bread



  341. jose R's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly, dracula woulnt suck her blood with wolfmans teeth.



  342. PorKiE's Momma Joke:

    YoMama’s so Ugly, That when she was born,her Mom said, “What a treasure!” then her Dad said, “Yeah! let’s go bury it!”



  343. dorah's Momma Joke:

    yoh mama sooo fat she fell on both sides of the bed



  344. kim mish's Momma Joke:

    yoh mama soo old she fell in love and broke it



  345. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so fat she downloaded cheats for Wii Fit



  346. hely low's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat , that when she stepped on the wighting machine the person behind her said ” hey thts ma fone numba” !



  347. Naym Hussain's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat that she needs cheats for Wii Fit.



  348. jesus's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly bob the builder could not build her face



  349. D's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid, she threw a stone at the ground, and missed!



  350. Guess it's Momma Joke:

    you mama so hairy she makes a gorilla look hairless



  351. Guess it's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she stole free samples



  352. Guess it's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the last supper



  353. Guess it's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a pantry and starved



  354. jiggy burps's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so tall she put me on her back and I high fived Jesus



  355. my psn- that_one_child-1's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, she downloaded cheats for Wii fit



  356. my psn- that_one_child-1's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat Bill Gates couldn’t even pay for her liposuction bill



  357. my psn- that_one_child-1's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it



  358. my psn- that_one_child-1's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when god said “let there be light” he had to move your mom out of the way



  359. my psn- that_one_child-1's Momma Joke:

    you momma so stupid she got locked in the matress store and slept on the ground



  360. my psn- that_one_child-1's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chumky



  361. my psn- that_one_child-1's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky



  362. my psn- that_one_child-1's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she looks like she’s raping a car



  363. my psn- that_one_child-1's Momma Joke:

    im epic, beat that, cuz u cant ,iz a winner



  364. my psn- that_one_child-1's Momma Joke:

    add me on ps3 my account is that_one_child-1



  365. my psn- that_one_child-1's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat the only letters in the alphabet she knows are “KFC”



  366. my psn- that_one_child-1's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat the only thing thats standing between her and the KFC counter is the door



  367. tomas reyes's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old when i told her to “act your age”, she died



  368. tomas reyes's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts



  369. tomas reyes's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat i took her dress to the laundry and they said sorry we dont wash curtains



  370. tomas reyes's Momma Joke:

    a tu mama le dicen el bebe,se la pasa mamando todo el dia



  371. tomas reyes's Momma Joke:

    a tu mama le dicen la carretera, todos pacan por ella



  372. tomas reyes's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she sits on the tv to see the sofa



  373. tomas's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she died because she couldnt find the # 11 on 911



  374. tomas's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid when they told her to throw out the trash and she left



  375. Karam's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she jumps into a pool everyone shouts “TSUNAMI”



  376. Karam's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, when she was swimming in the ocean all the whales started singing ” We are family!”



  377. jodie.x's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so stupid she sat on the tele an watched the couch.
    im from liverpool yerrrrrr..
    scouse soldierrrrrrrrrr



  378. patrick morris's Momma Joke:

    yo mumma so stupid she fell down the stairs and i thought i was the end of eastenders



  379. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mumma so stupid she shuved a battery up her bum and yelled i got tha POWER !!!!!



  380. Patrick morris's Momma Joke:

    yo mumma so stupid she shuved a battery up her bum and yelled i got tha POWER !!!!!



  381. patrick morris's Momma Joke:

    the battery joke was mine lol



  382. patrick morris's Momma Joke:

    ya moomas so fat even god couldnt lift her spirit



  383. Yo momma master's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat that when she sat down in the middle of the road that the cars that swerved around her ran out of gas.



  384. buy mac's Momma Joke:

    Why doesn’t baking soda freeze?



  385. none's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat it took 6 helicopters to 2 move her from one side of the street to the other



  386. none's Momma Joke:

    Yo hot momma suck me so hard and good my dick went in her stomach



  387. none's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat it takes her 30 years to get to the door



  388. none's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so nasty the ground and the sky fight over who has her



  389. AnAeL's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat when she went by the ocean a whale came out and started to sing “WE ARE FAMILY,EVEN THOUGH YOUR FATTER THAN ME”



  390. jamjar44's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she ate a tornado



  391. jamjar44's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so tall she tripp over a rock and hit her head on the moon roflllllllllllllll that was funny!!!



  392. jamjar44's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old her grills say ”expired”



  393. jamjar44's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she put a paper one the tv n said paper view woohoo!!



  394. jamjar44's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she got 3 boobs



  395. tim's Momma Joke:

    yo mooma so stupid she turned on the oven n said hi



  396. KiD CuDi's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so high her eyes eyed haahahahahaha



  397. larry's Momma Joke:

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  402. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

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  426. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

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  488. harold's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so skinny she can dodge rain



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    yo moma is so stupid she tried to put skittls in abc order



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    yo mama was hot till she fell out of the ugly tree & hit every branch on the way down then got hit by a ugly man with the ugly stick



  493. kemin's Momma Joke:

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    yo mama so fat she step on dha scale and it said 90210



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    Yo momma so fat when she stood on the scales she saw her own phone number!



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    Yo momma so stupid she returned a CD because it had a hole in it!



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    yo mama is so fat , when she rolled on a dollar it turned to 4 quarters.



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  504. Lexi's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, when she went outside in a red dress everyone screamed, “Hey! Kool-aid!”



  505. Westy's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb, she could trip over a cordless phone!



  506. Lexi's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb, she got locked in a grocery store and stared.



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  508. Lexi's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, when she got on a scale it said, “One at a time, please.”



  509. Andrew's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb, she stole free bread.



  510. collin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat her stretch marks say “McDonalds”



  511. collin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she stapled her phone number to her forehead



  512. collin's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas teeth are so yellow, when she walked into the church everyone started singing “let it shine, let shine, let shine.”



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    yo mama is so fat she sweats Crisco.



  514. collin's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas teeth are so yellow when she walked outside the sun said “why did you still my color bitch.”



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    yo mama so fat she doesn’t walk she rolls.



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    yo mamis so fat jaba the hut got jealous



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    yo momma is so stupid when the escalator at the mall broke down she got stuck



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  523. hi's Momma Joke:

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