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Yo momma is so dumb, she believes the government’s version of 9-11 visit www.infowars.com for the truth.
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yo mamma is so fat when she jumped into the ocean she said “beat that moses!”
Tweetyo mamma is so stupid she started a yo mamma joke with “yo daddy”
TweetYOUR MAMA SO HAIRY SHE HAS AFROS ON HER TITES
Tweetyo mama so nasty she brings her own crabs to the beach
Tweetyo mamma is so black when she got out the car the oil light came on
Tweetyo mamma is sooo black when she went to the pool to swim they tought she was a oil spill
Tweetyo is soo fat she wakes up in sections
Tweetyo mamma is so fat she got fired from mcdonolds for eating everything she made
Tweetyo momma is so fat shes just fat
TweetYo mama’s so ugly, beach lifeguards use her to scare the sharks away
TweetYour momma’s so stupid she got fired from the m&m factory for throwing out all the W’s
Tweetyou mommas so white that when she walked through the street people screamed “MICHAL JACKSON IS ALIVE!”
TweetYO MOMMAS SO STUPID SHE TRIPPED OVER THE CORDLESS PHONE
Tweetyou mammas so stupid she got hit by a parked car
Tweetyou mommas so fat that when we got on the scale the wieght went from to be continued to were sorry only one person allowed at a time to HELP GET THE BITCH OFF!
TweetYo momma so fat, i took a picture of her last christmas and the picture is still printing
TweetYo mamas so poor she went to kfc to lik the food out of peoples fingernails
TweetYo mamas so poor she went to kfc to lik the food out of peoples fingernails
Tweetyo mamas so nasty she brang crabs to the beach
Tweetyo mamas so fat when she rolled over 4 quarters she made a dollar
Tweetyo mamas so fat she looks like jenny craig nah honest…to jenny craig
TweetKAZE…HAIM…YSAR…MANET…DSKYZ..
TweetYo momma so fat
Tweetyo mama is so fat that when she past the sun she caused an eclipes
Tweetyo momma so old, that her breastmilk is powdered!
TweetYo mamma so fat her stretch marks have stretch marks
Tweetyo mama so fat i can hear the floor boards creaking hahahahahahahahaha this is to all yo mommazzzzzzzzzz
Tweetyo mommaz so fat just takes a step and the lights fall offf hahahaha
Tweeti love youuuu
Tweetyo mamas so fat that she doesn’t have lint in her bellybutton she has sweaters
Tweetyo mamas so fat she jumped in the air and got STUCK
Tweetyo mama so ugly she makes an onion cry
Tweetyo mama so ugly she makes an onion cry
Tweetyo mama is so fat when she went to space there was no space left
Tweetyo mama so stupid it took her two hours to watch 60 minute
Tweetyo mama so stupid it took her two hours to watch 60 minute
Tweetyo mama so stupid it took her two hours to watch 60 minute
Tweetyour mama so stupid she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company
Tweetyor mamma so fat if i run around twice she got lost
TweetYour mum is so hairy that king kong got jealous
TweetYo mama so fat when she sat on the rainbow skittles popped out
TweetLETS JUST GET OFF MOMS CAUSE I GOT OF YOURS
Tweetso cute!!! i do think i remember my kids doing this at a siimlar age, but don’t ask me if it was 10 months! this mama brain can’t remember . what does strike me, is boho boy saying, “thank you”. this is so important! i started using my manners around the kids at that age, and by the time they learned to talk, they were also using manners b/c it was “normal”. my daughter (7) has kind of slid on them a tad, but my son is so incredibly polite it floors me. always saying, “may i”, “please”, “thank you”, holds the door open for people..and he’s 6! So, keep it up!!! ps i love that you always seem to have music going on in the background. i must get into that habit, b/c it always lifts my spirits when i do.
TweetLove reading your blogs and lniookg at your AMAZING pictures! Clint and I have talked about having family pictures done again this year but if you remember litte miss Riley didn’t cooperate so well last year!!! We now have a new home with a beautiful rod iron staircase that would make for an awesome pic! Maybe I will win your free session if I stalk you enough lol! Keep up the great work!Kim, Clint, Riley, Shiloh and Abby (our new doggie addition)
Tweet#random: reminds me of my all-time firvoate song by The Five Stairsteps: ooh child’ if u all don’t recall it Tupac had it in his song Keep Ya Head Up’ (also a firvoate)
TweetAh wow! Love the progression! What a glwnoig, beautiful mother to be and gorgeous baby with all that hair! LOVE the shot with the hands on baby face pose in the momma’s hands! Unique and cute!
Tweetso thrilled to visit with my loyal litlte friend again this past weekend. You may remember him as a newborn and a sitter and a crawler! It has been such a joy to watch him grow into the handsome
TweetOh my gosh Ambyr! The one of her in the purple shirt with both of her paretns smiling down at her melted me! And the last one is very cute!!! You’re awesome.
TweetHi everyone,I was just aleetrd that the winner I picked and announced for this never showed up live and just checked it out and saw that as I was posting from Italy, the comment was flagged as spam and put in an admin box waiting for approval!!So anyhow one more time, hopefully live, the winner for this great prize is:#20 Joanne ACongrats, Joanne!! Joanna, please shoot me your mail address in a private email, as well as the book you’d like to receive from my backlist and I’ll get your prize out to you pronto!And thank you to all for participating this was huge. I learned so much!!
Tweetyo momma so fat she stuck a power line up her butt and started singing “I’ve got the power. For half an hour!”
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