Yo momma so stupid she jammed a battery up hers and said “I’ve got the power!” Yo momma so stupid she called the operator and asked “How long is it from LA to Las Vegas?” the operator said “Just a minute!” and yo mom said “Thank you” and hung up.
Yo momma so stupid she stared at an orange crate for 3 hours because it said CONCENTRATE on it.
Yo momma is so short, the bitch hang glides with a dorito.
Yo Momma is so short when she sits on the bowl to take a dump, her feet dangle.
Yo momma is so short, she sits on the sidewalk, and her feet dandle.
Yo Momma is so skinny I put a dime on her head and people mistook her for a Nail
OLD ASS LAME ONES..lol
I thought all of these jokes was really funny. I couldnt stop laughing. I cant wait till you get new ones on here. I watch the show all the time also. Also Wilmer Valderramma is sooo sexy.
yo momma sofat her shadow weighs 100000000000000 pounds
yo momma so dumb if my dog was as dumb as her he would walk backwards and shake his head
yo momma goes into a strip joint and the pay her to keep her cloths on
yo momma like an SUV big,black, and room for 6 construction workers inside
yo momma so ugly she walks in the the bank and they cut the cameras off
yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade
yo momma so old her birth certifacate says expired
yo momma is so short you can see her feet on her license
yo momma so skinny she ate a M&M and looked 8 months pregnant
yo momma dont need the internet she already world wide
yo momma got on the scale and it said to be continued
yo momma gave us her # and we thought it was her weight
yo mommas so hariy she got rug burn at birth.
yo mommas so fat her belly ring has strech marks.
yo mommas breath is so bad her lips have skid marks.
yo mommas teeth r so yellow wen she opens her mouth her stoumec lights up.
yo mommas so ulgy she walk in to a haunted house and came out with an applacation.
yo mommas so fat she jumped in 2 the grand cayon and got stuck half way.
yo mommas teeth r so messsed up it looks like its in jail.
yo mommas so dumb i told her a sunamie hit she said y dont u hit back.
yo momma so poor wen people break in they leave her money.
yo mommas so dumb she was on the highway going to disney land and the sign said disney land left so she turned and went home
Yo mama so fat… SHE FELL IN LOVE AND BROKE IT!
Yo mama so fat… SHE STOOD ON A SCALE AND IT SAID TO BE CONTIUED…
Yo mama so fat… SHE STOOD ON A SCALE IT SAID, “no livestck please.”
yo mama so stupid, she invented the silent car alarm
yo mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money
yo mama so poor, i put out a cigaret butt and she yelled,” Who turned off the heater?”
YO MOMMA is so poor she went to the grocerystore 2 put up a lellway
yo momma so fat she sit on the rainbow her skittles pop out
yo momma so fat! they had 2 take her 2 the mississippi river 2 batize her
yo momma so fat she fell i tried not 2 laugh me being me but the ground was cracking up
Taylor Suhy 10 yrs old and$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$'s Momma Joke:
Your mama breath smells so bad that when she went to the store to buy tic-tacs they started to go on strike,” HELL NO WE WONT GO, HELL NO WE WONT GO”!!!!
Your mama is like a door nob giving everybody a turn!!!!!!!
Your mama is so fat that she can make a solar eclipise!!!!
Your mama is so hevy that when she sat on the scale it was her phone number!!!!
Your mama is so fat that I had to take 3 buses and 2 trains!!!!
Yo mamma so stupid the phone waz rigning she jumped out the window
Yo mamma is so stupid a guy went up to her and said hello and she died
like ma jokes
yo momma is so fat she has more rolls than a bakery!
ur momma is soo ugly..i mean sssoooo UGLY… she was leaving the costume store the salesclerk asked for there mask back
ur mommas soooo fat when she went to marine world the whales started singin “we are family”
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these jokes r the shitt…i kno u want moree….ok
ur moma is such a whore she has to masturbate with a football
ur momma is soo stank…she went to the flower shop and all the flowers wilted….NASTY!!
ur moma is soo stupid she went to the nightclub in the day…
your mama is so fat she sat on a quarter and a bugger poped out george washintons nose.
I seen your mama walking down the road with a pig in her arms and i walked up to them and asked her where she got it . the pig said i won her at the carnival!
your mama is so fat she irons her pants on the drive way.
your mama is so ugly she looked out of her kitchen window and got arrested for mooning.
your mama is so stupid she threw a gernade at me i picked it up pulled the pin and threw it back.
how do u confuse your dad…….put him in a cirlular room and tell him to pee in a corner.
three things your black mom cant get are a black eye a fat lip and a job.
Yo mommas so Dumb that her train of thought is still at the station
Yo mommas so ugly that the mirror retired
Yo mommas so fat that she fell in the ocean and the whales sang we are family
Yo mommas so anorexic that she ate an ant and she looked 8 months pregnant
Yo mommas so short that she couldnt climb onto a led down paper
Yo mommas so stupid that she put a quarter on the street and expected a gumball to come out
Yo mommas so stupid that she thought Michal Jackson was Jackel Mikeson
Yo mommas so old that she owd a t. rex a dollar
your mommas so ugly when she looked in the mirror her reflection ducked!!!
your mums so dumb she tried to hide behind a glass window!!
your mommas so hairy she makes king kong look like a naked mole rat!!
your mums so skinny you can see her farts coming!!
your mums so old she walked behind jesus in 3rd grade!!
your mums so old when i tapped her back her tits fell off!!!
your mums so hairy she has afros growing off her nipples!!
your mums so stupid she sold her car for gas money!!
your mums breath stinks so bad that when she ate a tic tac it crawled back out and filed a restraining order against her!!!
your mommas so skinny she got hired at a strip club……..as the pole!!!
your mums so dumb i rang the doorbell and she went to check the microwave!!
your mums so dumb i went into an electronic store and asked for a coloured screen t.v and she asked “what colour?”
your mommas so black she makes whoopi goldberg look clear!!
your mommas so old her breast ,milk comes out…as powder!!!
your mommas so fat there using her undies as extra parachutes in the army!!
your mama is so fat she jumped into the ocean and startes singing we are family to a whale and the whale starts signing we are family even though you are fatter that me!
YO MAMA IS SO GAY THAT SHE IS GAY CUZ SHES GAY AND THATS Y SHE IS GAY CUZ SHE IS GAY BECAUSE SHE IS GAY CUZ I SED SO THATS Y SHE IS GAY SHE IS GAY OK MON! N RMR UR MOM IS GAY!! ♥
Desired Web Page Name: POCAHONTAS AKA NADIA
Your Name or Nickname: NADIA
Age:14
City You Represent: WEST CARROLLTON
Favorite Saying: NONE
Top Ten Yo Momma Snaps: NONE
yo momma so stupid dat she put lip stick on her forheadjust to make up her mind
yo momma so fat that gravity cant even pick her up
yo mama is so stupid dat when she sees a yellow bus go by wit white people in it she thout it was a twinke wit filling in it
yo momma so fat dat she needs the flag of america for her blanket
been there done that! heres one but its yo dadda, yo daddas like cement, it take him 2 days to get hard!!! hoooo!!! your moms so old her milks skimmed!!!
hey yall. I gots one fer yah. Yo mama so stupid, she used a pay phone to call her house and see if she was home!!!!! I know i is brilliant!!! JK see ya soon
Yo mommas so fat when she orded a water bed the put a blanket over the pacific ocean!
Yo mommas so fat when she walked the grand canyon she got stuck!
Yo mommas so stupid she tripped over a wireless phone DAMN IT!
Yo mama iz so fat it takes 2 mirros just 2 c 1 side of her!! {NOW WAT}
4 ya’ll skinny moms, ya’ll so skinny all u got 2 do iz turn round, look down ad c yo whole reflection.
yo mama so ugly she be walkin down da dark ally and you drop her out da car and pee on her face and the retarded people with mutaded faces beat her up.
yo mama so stupid she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
yo mama so fat everytime she turns around it’s her birthday.
yo mama so fat she has to use the equator as a belt.
mamma isa dick she a blond modele she a4ft 8 candle holde her bauce lives in atrans aker her job was to feed her monke grease next is your mother had asoow ball for break fast she ate the fish out of lake ponema put on the dinner table and him out for supper tell your mother that it no picin on kasandras last dance the trailior shook it had up and downs the next mother was olivia in the ponema trailor park she decended down door swung open told herto get out next was val your mother said he wsa in love with he she laughed at her smooth legs and thys next wqas the killer on your mother she went bor gasim kid and concevied so who next life is ajoke kid
«·´`·.(*·.¸(`·.¸??¸.·´)¸.·*).·´`·» ???•·Yo0o0o0o0o·•??? «·´`·.(¸.·´(¸.·*??*·.¸)`·.¸).·´`·» momma so fat she walked past the t.v and made me miss three episodes
yo daddy hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaahaahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahahahahaahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahaha's Momma Joke:
yo momma’s sooooo fat, she makes a smoresborg look like a snack!!!
yo mama so old her b-day expired.
yo mama so stupid i told her drinks were on thje house and she ran and grabbed a ladder.
yo momma so greasy the chip shop use her sweat as deep fry
yo mama so stupid she lost her shadow.
yo mama so stupid she reckoned a quarterback was a refund.
here is tha parody to souljaboy.
uuuuuu homeless man aint aint got no rent be askin u for 30 cent. uuuuuuuu homeless man smell like clorox bleach and look at me my i dont take showers weekly. homeless man dont brush his teeth and he starvin and doodoo taste like chocalate homeless man off in this ooohhhh askin u fo 50 cent. and if give for some crack i will steal yo astros trophy.
here come da house owner….
ok what u need to do is crank dat job then u need to crank that paycheck once u do that crank that shower and so on. now im a go in my house and grab my knife and if ure still out here when i get back im gonna cut u up.
homeless man speak….. i dont care what im gonna do is crank that unemployhment shoot……,………………..
thank u every1 hope u like tha jokes im just learnin so dont criticize me pleze thank u ever1 and i hope u enjoy the 10 or 11 jokes i posted deucez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo momma so ugly, she’s the spokesperson for ugly anonymous
Yo momma so fat, she’s a professional “before” model
Yo momma so fat, her’s puberties needed diapers!
i hate to tell ya why yo moms fat fat buut naked ass is in my face
lookin like that girl off of myspace!
Yo momma is so ugly, Freddy Kruger has nightmares about HER!!
Yo momma is so Fat, the bitch jumped up in the air, AND GOT STUCK!
Yo mommas breath is so stank, The bitch need a Tic-Tac wit a Battery!
Yo Mommas throat is so stretched out, the bitch can gargle Peanut Butter!
Your Momma so fat i put a half of cup of water in the tub and when she jumped in the shit overflowed
yo mamma is so fat the bitch jumped up in the air and got stuck
Yo momma so stupid she jammed a battery up hers and said “I’ve got the power!”
Yo momma so stupid she called the operator and asked “How long is it from LA to Las Vegas?” the operator said “Just a minute!” and yo mom said “Thank you” and hung up.
Yo momma so stupid she stared at an orange crate for 3 hours because it said CONCENTRATE on it.
Yo mom is so poor, i went to her house and asked to use the bathroom and she said, “Choose a corner!”
Ur mother is so cross eyed shes lookin in all the damn directions. that bitch…
YO MOMMA SO UGLY THEY KNEW WHAT TIME SHE WAS BORN BECAUSE SHE STOPPED THE CLOCK
YO MOMMA SO POOR WHEN HER KID WAS RIDING THE SKATEBOARD SHE SAOD HONEY GET OFF THE FAMILY CAR
ur moma so stupid, i saw her walking down the street screaming in an evelope i asked wat iz she doing nd she said sending a voice mail
ur momas so stupid if she spoke her mind shed be speechless
yo mamas so stupid she got hit by a cup nd told the police she got mugged
yo momas so stupid she got a part time job painting skittles
your momas chest so hairy her titties look like coconuts.
if brains were gas she wouldn’t have enough to power a flea mobile in a fruit loop
your moma so stupid i told her christmas was around the corner she went looking for it
your momas titties so small she could breast feed a cachroch
yomoma shank so bad she was the one who killed the dinosours by her a**
yo momma tities so little they look like don king’s asshole
yo momma is so fat she jumped and we thought jupiter was crashing down on us
yo daddys dick is so small the put a cherrio around it
yo momma so fat she cant ride in a car she has to ride the bus
you momma so desperate she settled for her own mother
yo momma so stupid she thought the world was flat
yo momma is so fat she can’t even walk
yo momma so fat she had to have a whale tractor pick her up
your dads dick is so small i mastack it for a pennut
fuck u
yo daddy so desprite she fucks a pillow
yo momma so cheap she couldnt even sell herself for a free sample
gay
yo momma is so poor she had to hang her toilet paper out to dry
yo mamas like a door knob, everybody gets a turn!
your so poor, i came to ur house i said i needed the bathroom and ur parents said pick a corner,
yo mamas so fat, whan she fell she had a big mess!
Yo Momma is so fat, a Blind Dude pointed at her and said “That Bitch is FAT”
Yo momma is so short, the bitch hang glides with a dorito.
Yo Momma is so short when she sits on the bowl to take a dump, her feet dangle.
Yo momma is so short, she sits on the sidewalk, and her feet dandle.
Yo Momma is so skinny I put a dime on her head and people mistook her for a Nail
OLD ASS LAME ONES..lol
Yo Momma is so fuckin Ugly, on the 8th day, God Cried
Yo momma snatch is so fuckin Stank, she Quieffed and burnt a hole in her left shoe…lol
Yo momma arm pits are so nasty, she made Right Guard, Turn LEFT…
Yo Mommas pussy is SO STRETCHED OUT OUT OUT out out out………
Yo Momma is SO POOR, she can’t even afford to pay ATTENTION
Yo mommas Vibrator is Huge, the fuckin thing has an Electric Starter…
Yo Mommas Vibrator is so fuckin Huge, when she cranks the fucker up, the neighbors Lights DIM…lmao
Yo momma is so fuckin retarded, she plays Tic-Tac-Toe with a breath mint and her left foot…
Yo momma is so fuckin DUMB, she went to the movies and they told her she had to be 18 or over, so she left and came back with 17 of her friends…
yo momma so fat a old guy was kicking a house and yo momma said stop kicking my house
I thought all of these jokes was really funny. I couldnt stop laughing. I cant wait till you get new ones on here. I watch the show all the time also. Also Wilmer Valderramma is sooo sexy.
Yo mommas so stupid shes fucking stupid!
yo mommas so stupid when she puts ipod speakers in her ears she hears an echo
yo mommas so stupid she saw a bottle of L.A Looks and she said, “looks where?”
Yo momma so stupid she saw David Lettermen and gave him her mail
Yo momma is so fat, she looks like you!
Yo momma is so ugly, it’s an insult when people say you look just like her.
Yo momma so fat, she looks like this!
yo momma is so stupid she walked into hardees and asked 4 a big mac
YO MAMMA FEET SO BIG
SHE USES A PAINT BRUSH
TO POLISH HER TOE NAILS
yo mamma is like wal-mart she is always low prices ALWAYS!!!!!!!!!!
yo momma so fat she got hit by a bus and said who throw that stone!!
you mom is like a rag every one wips it one her
Yo momma so fat she walked by da tv and u missed a whole season
Yo momma so dumb she sat on da Tv and watched da couch
yo momma so dumb she walked in a grocrey store and died of stravation
Yo mommas ass is so hairy dhat wen she pull down her pants itz like king kong cummin out “HELLO AMERICA!”
Yo momma so fat dhat wen she walked out on the balqunie dey had to evaquated the town
yo mom so ugly the cycatrist makes her lay face down
when i yelled micheal jakson…yo momma looked back and said wat?
yo momma like a shotgun….2 cocks and she blows!!
yomomma like bricks she keep getting laid by mexicans
I FLY LIKE A BUTTERFLY I STING LIKE A BEE I HAD SEX WITH YOMOMMA LAST NIGHT NOW IT STINGS WHEN I PEE
yo momma sofat her shadow weighs 100000000000000 pounds
yo momma so dumb if my dog was as dumb as her he would walk backwards and shake his head
yo momma goes into a strip joint and the pay her to keep her cloths on
yo momma like an SUV big,black, and room for 6 construction workers inside
yo momma so ugly she walks in the the bank and they cut the cameras off
yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade
yo momma so old her birth certifacate says expired
yo momma is so short you can see her feet on her license
yo momma so skinny she ate a M&M and looked 8 months pregnant
yo momma dont need the internet she already world wide
yo momma got on the scale and it said to be continued
yo momma gave us her # and we thought it was her weight
yo momma is so fat when she saw a school bus full of white kids she yelled ” stop that TWINKY!!!!!! “
yo momma so black the whites of her eyes are grey
yo mamma is so ugly that when she went into the bank they turned the camerers
off….. nick every thing@@@@@@@
yo mammas ass is so huge that i couldnt see day light…bang bang bang bang…shes shagging meee tooooooo haaaaaarrrrrrrrddddd……
Yo momma’s so old i slap her on the back and her tits fall off
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to put her belt on, she had to use a boomarang!
yo mamma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
yo momma so fat that when she was in pearl harbor, the japs bomb that place thinking your momma was a launching nuke
yo momma so dumb she even dissed her son with a bad yo momma joke
yo momma so dumb she even dissed her son with a bad yo momma joke!
yo momma so ugly she can only be your! momma
all yer mommas so fat that they have their own orbit
yo mamma is so poor i bought her a pair of sock and dhe was shouting look at my new outfit !!!
>>>>GAZZA
Yo momma so fat that they do lipo on her and burn the fat for alternate fuel
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was “illegitiment” because she couldn’t read
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid she asked you “What is the number for 911″
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put “O.K.”
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo mama so stupid that under “Education” on her job apllication, she put “Hooked on Phonics.”
Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
Yo mama so stupid she watches “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.
1.)yo momma is so gay she made michael jackson look straight
2.)yo momma so poor she makes homeless people look rich
3.)yo momma is so fat she takes a bath in the ocean and she thinks the whales are made of rubber and she plays with them
yo momma so fat she takes a bath on a football stadium
yo momma so hairy bigfoots jealous
yo momma so ugly she scares the Hell out of Freddy Kruger
yo momma so gay she thinks King Kong looks like a action figure
yo momma is so stupid she played basketball with real balls
Yo Momma so black everytime she steps out of the car the oil light comes on
Yo Momma so black I tried to shooot her one night and the bullet came back and asked for a flashlight
Yo Momma so dumb she sold her car for gas money
Yo Momma so dumb she took a donut back beccause it had a hole in it
Yo Momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 it was on the scale
Yo Momma so old she owe Jesus a dollar
YO momma is so fat her cereal bowl comes with a life guard,
Yo momma is so fat the national weather service gives a name to each one of her farts.
yo mumma is so old i told her to act her age and she died.
yo momma is so fat u need to take 2 buses and a train to get on her good side
Yo momma has a hairy twat.
Yo momma so fat she weighs like a ton
yo momma is so fat she picked up a penny
she is fat
Yo momma so slutty she is as slutty as a really really slutty chick
yo momma is so fat she eats dirt. shit
yo momma is so fat she shits lard
Yo moms is so dumb and ugly i said suck me beautiful nd she said no im ugly
Yo momma is sexy but she is still a dumb bitoch
Yo momma has a bigger dick than me and my dog
Yo momma has really hairy balls that smell like a turd covered in burnt peanuts
Yo momma is so fat she is 5% elephant, 10%blue whale, and 85% fat
Yo momma had sex with yo daddy that is why u are alive
this is getting sirus
Yo momma is so skinny she looks ethiopian like kelly
Yo momma is so lazy she is always asleep.
yo momma is so smart she bought moon boots
i have two lions
yo momma is so luny she flew to the moon on a cow and jumped it. she is luny
yo momma is so greasy she has a crisco can as a stomach
Yo momma smells so bad that not ever skinks will go near her stinky ass
yo momma is so old she has to oil her joints. eh eh eh her ass
Yo momma is so poor that she wipes her ass with the newspaper that she stole from her neighbor
yo momma is from neptune
you mam is so fat that when she turn round it was christmas
ur mama is so fat that she uses a carpet as a tampon
your mama is so fat that she uses a matrace as a tampon
your mum is so stupid she trys drowning her own gold fish
your mums so fat she outs her belt on with a boomerang
luck mum is so fat his mum eat his own mum
Yo momma is so fat she sat on my face and I couldn’t hear my stereo!
thay were frecking funny
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your momas so poor i saw her kicking a can down the road and asked her wot shr was doing she said”am moving”
your momas so ugly tht wen she as born her mum said “wow thats treasure”and her dad said”yeah lets go burry it”
Yo Momma is so ugly and fat that my blackest friends wount even jump her ass
Your momma is so short , how short? Her job is posing for trophies.
yo mommas so fat in stead of a birth sertifacit they gave her a licence plate
yo mommas so fat her jeans r made by hummer
yo mommas so dumb there i cant explane it .
lol
yo mommas so dumb i ask her wat she dose 4 a liveing and she said breath.
yo mommas so dumb she tries to put m ms in alfabeticlorder
30% of the jokes on this site r no mre and no less then 10 years old. i got mine
from 3 months ago from yo the show momma
yo mommas has so many gashes in her teeth i cant use them 4 hurtles
yo mommas so hariy she got rug burn at birth.
yo mommas so fat her belly ring has strech marks.
yo mommas breath is so bad her lips have skid marks.
yo mommas teeth r so yellow wen she opens her mouth her stoumec lights up.
yo mommas so ulgy she walk in to a haunted house and came out with an applacation.
yo mommas so fat she jumped in 2 the grand cayon and got stuck half way.
yo mommas teeth r so messsed up it looks like its in jail.
yo mommas so dumb i told her a sunamie hit she said y dont u hit back.
yo momma so poor wen people break in they leave her money.
yo mommas so dumb she was on the highway going to disney land and the sign said disney land left so she turned and went home
and 4 the fanaly
yo mommas so ugly wen the mtv perdosers saw her they were talking about makeing a new show called pimp my face
o yea 1 more thingi didint get all of them from the yo momma show only some
yo mommas like my vacumecleaner she sucks blows and i lay her in my closet
yo mommas teeth r so yellow she makes the suun jelouse
yo mommas yo ugly she makes michal jackson look attractive.
yo mommas so fat she stop the 911 attack by jumping in front of the plane and exsorbing the blow
srry 4 makeing that joke if some of u lost some 1 or feel bad about ur friends loseing some 1 in the nine eleven attack.
sticks and stones may break my bones but so does your mom when she gets on top.
ur mom is so fat she put on a yellow dress, steped outside…people in the town stuck their thumb out and said taxi.
ur mom is so dum she looked in a box of cheerie-O’s and said OMG. doughnut seed’s
ya mum is so fat my friend got stuck at night time
Yo mama so fat… SHE FELL IN LOVE AND BROKE IT!
Yo mama so fat… SHE STOOD ON A SCALE AND IT SAID TO BE CONTIUED…
Yo mama so fat… SHE STOOD ON A SCALE IT SAID, “no livestck please.”
Hope you liked my jokes!!!
yo house so small… i steped through the front door and triped over the back fence
yo mama is so stupid, i told her drinks were on the house, and she went get a ladder
yo mama so stupid, she invented the silent car alarm
yo mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money
yo mama so poor, i put out a cigaret butt and she yelled,” Who turned off the heater?”
if you like these i got more comin!!!! l8r!
Yo momma’s so lazy, she has a stay-at-home job and STILL can’t get to work on time.
i need a freind on runescape!!!!!
Your mom’s crib is so small all she has is a C. The R, I, and the B are on layaway.
yo mama so gay, michael jackson turned her down
your mamas ike a race car drive she uses 50 rubers a day
yo mama so walerd out its like throwing a hotdog down a hallway… it dont make any sence
yo mama so stupid she saw a sign that said dodge trucks and the started ducking through trafic
Yo momma’s so fat, all of her relationships are long distance.
Yo momma’s so old, she gave birth to a mummy.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she made an onion cry.
I can do this all day!!!
yo mama so fat she went on a see food diet and everytime she saw food she ate it!!!!!!!!!
stfu… funny but not funny enough!!!!! yo mama so horny and ugly she tryied three times to go with bill cosby and he still turned her down
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yo mama ass so hairy gorilas get lost in it
yo mama so ugly, she would make a good theif, everytime she walks in a super market the cameras turn around!!!!!!!
yo momma so faaaaaat she got an A-B-C-D-E-F-G-STRING
yo momma soooooo fat wen she has sex she moans her favourite recipes
yo momma is like a chirstmas tree everybody like 2 hang dea balls on her
yo momma so fat when she walks her bum cheecks clap
yo momma is like humpty dumpty gets humped gets dumped
yo momma so fat i have 2 describe her twice dat dat bitch bitch bittyy bigggg
yo momma head so little she got her ears pierced and died
yo momma head so little she uses a tea bag for a pillow
you momma so skinny she can catch the raindrops
yo momma so stupid she got locked im a grocery store and starved
yo momma so stupid she stole free bread
yo momma breath stank so bad when she yawn her teeth duck
yo momma so ugky when she got in the tub the water jumped out
yo momma so flat she got two backs
yo momma so flat she lealous of the wall
YO MOMMA is so poor she went to the grocerystore 2 put up a lellway
yo momma so fat she sit on the rainbow her skittles pop out
yo momma so fat! they had 2 take her 2 the mississippi river 2 batize her
yo momma so fat she fell i tried not 2 laugh me being me but the ground was cracking up
yo momma so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade
YO MOMMA IS SO POOR SHE BOUGHT U A XBOX 180Like - Dislike
Your mama is so skinny the strip club hired her as the pole!!!!!
Your mama breath smells so bad that when she went to the store to buy tic-tacs they started to go on strike,” HELL NO WE WONT GO, HELL NO WE WONT GO”!!!!
Your mama is like a door nob giving everybody a turn!!!!!!!
Your mama is so fat that she can make a solar eclipise!!!!
Your mama is so hevy that when she sat on the scale it was her phone number!!!!
Your mama is so fat that I had to take 3 buses and 2 trains!!!!
yo momma is so poor she owes jesus 25cents..
scrach that one
yo momma is so old she owes jesus 2cents!
yo momma is so fat when she bends over i think shes a train..
Yo momma is so fat they call her the ass assassin cause every one she sits by she squashes!!!
Yo momma is so old she use to date a cave man
yo daddy is so old he has to stick his dick in the frezzer just to get it hard!!!!!! lol lol lol lol lol
to momma is so hairy she has afros on her nipples
yo momma is so hairy she has afros on her nipples
your momma is so stupid she tried to make me kraft dinner, for a date, but she put the cheese in when there was still water in the pot.
your momma is such a fat ugly whore she has sex all day long
your momma is such a whore she loves me
yo momma is such a slut she uses a dick for a toothbrush
yo momma is like a gum ball machine. it only costs 25 cents.
yo mommas financial status is one of the lowest in the community
yo momma is so tall she is almost as tall as the tree in my front yard
yo momma is so rude she forgot to say, “thank you”
Yo momma so fat, astro-physicists are measuring her expanding waistline to calculate the age of the universe.
Yo momma such a slut she’s like Karl Marx’s thoughts on socio-economics. Every worker gets a share.
yo mamma ass so hairy when i stuck my dick in it it got lost for 3 days
yo mommas so fat when she was young she sat next to everyone in the class
yo mommas so dum she got locked in a toliet and she pissed her self
yo momma so fat she standed on the scale and it said to be continued
Yo mamma so stupid the phone waz rigning she jumped out the window
Yo mamma is so stupid a guy went up to her and said hello and she died
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Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the T.V. i missed a whole season of friends
yo momma is so poor all the rainbows in her neborhood are black and white
yo momma is so fat when she jumps up and down the earth falls out of orbit………..
yo momma so pretty she makes a field of flowers jealous
YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT CHEERIOS WERE DONUT SEEDS
YO MOMMA IS SO BLACK SHE JUMP IN THE POOL AND IT TURN TO COFFEELike - Dislike
YO MOMMAS SO FAT SHE WENT OUT WIF HIGH HEELS AND CAME BK WIF FLIPFLOPS
YO MAMMAS SO FAT HER BELT SIZE IS THE EQUATER
YO MAMMAS SO FAT I WENT TO FIGHT HER AND SHE BELLY BOUNCED ME HLF WAY ROUND THE WORLD
YO MAMMAS SO FAT SHE GOT A FONE CALL FROM HER FRIEND TI HIRE HER FOR CHILDS PARTY AS A BOUNCY CASTLE
yo momma is soooo fatt when she weres yellow everyones waves her down for a cab ride!!!
yo momma is so fat she has more rolls than a bakery!
ur momma is soo ugly..i mean sssoooo UGLY… she was leaving the costume store the salesclerk asked for there mask back
ur mommas soooo fat when she went to marine world the whales started singin “we are family”
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ur moma is such a whore she has to masturbate with a football
ur momma is soo stank…she went to the flower shop and all the flowers wilted….NASTY!!
ur moma is soo stupid she went to the nightclub in the day…
yo mama is so fat jesus cant even pick up her spirit
Yo mama is so ugly, not only people don’t like how she look, but the insides of her body don’t like how she look.
Yo mama is so fat, the plane didnt crash the twin towers, yo fat ass mama went inside the building and da whole building just fell.
Yo mama is so fat when she was at the mall the only place she was shopping at was the food courts.
your momma so dirty she dose a split and she leaves a stain on the floor.
yo mommas house so small when she but the key through the door she stabbed everyone in da backyard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mammas so gay she use bathroom spray as perfume
ur mommas so fat her belt size is equator……………..
yo mommas teeth r so yellow when she opens her mouth she put the sun out of busness
Yo momma is so ugly… i got nothing!! oh well…. hope you all watch my show… GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!!
ur momma is so fat that she needs a compass 2 find her crack
ur mommas so fat she ate jenny and craig
yo momma so stupid that she took to dubble A batterys and went “I got the power”!!!!!!!!!
yo momma so fat that she had to go to jail because she made earthquakes with every step
YO MOMMA SO STUPID WEN U ASKED HER 2 MAKE A QUARTER POUNDER SHE PT A QUARTER ON A BUN AND STARTED POUNDIN IT
your mama is so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff
your mama is so fat she sat on a quarter and a bugger poped out george washintons nose.
I seen your mama walking down the road with a pig in her arms and i walked up to them and asked her where she got it . the pig said i won her at the carnival!
your mama is so fat she irons her pants on the drive way.
your mama is so ugly she looked out of her kitchen window and got arrested for mooning.
your mama is so stupid she threw a gernade at me i picked it up pulled the pin and threw it back.
how do u confuse your dad…….put him in a cirlular room and tell him to pee in a corner.
three things your black mom cant get are a black eye a fat lip and a job.
Your mama is so fat, sheputs mayonnaise on her asprin.
Your mamas got so many freckles, looks like someone threw shit at her through a screen window.
Your mama is so dirty, when she went to take a bath, the water jumped out and said “No Thank You!”
Your mama is so ugly, they put her picture on a box of ExLax, and sold it empty.
yo mommas so ugly, when she went to an ugliness conteset, the judges told her, “no professionals allowed!”
Yo mommas so Dumb that her train of thought is still at the station
Yo mommas so ugly that the mirror retired
Yo mommas so fat that she fell in the ocean and the whales sang we are family
Yo mommas so anorexic that she ate an ant and she looked 8 months pregnant
Yo mommas so short that she couldnt climb onto a led down paper
Yo mommas so stupid that she put a quarter on the street and expected a gumball to come out
Yo mommas so stupid that she thought Michal Jackson was Jackel Mikeson
Yo mommas so old that she owd a t. rex a dollar
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT PREGNANT AND HAD YOU!!!
yo mamas so fat when she put on a red dress and went outside everyone yelled, HEY KOOLAID!
your mammas so fat when she goes into the restruant she looks at the menu and says “ok”
yo mama is so dumb she went to doctor dre for a pap smear
yo mama is so fat she ran after the school bus full of white kids and thought it was a giant twinkie on wheels
Yo Mama is so fat whe she jumped into the ocean all the whales started singing, “We are family, even though your fatter than me.”
your mommas pussy is so strechy its loke jello
yout mamas so tall she did a backflip and kicked jesus in the head
your mommas so ugly when she looked in the mirror her reflection ducked!!!
your mums so dumb she tried to hide behind a glass window!!
your mommas so hairy she makes king kong look like a naked mole rat!!
your mums so skinny you can see her farts coming!!
your mums so old she walked behind jesus in 3rd grade!!
your mums so old when i tapped her back her tits fell off!!!
your mums so hairy she has afros growing off her nipples!!
your mums so stupid she sold her car for gas money!!
your mums breath stinks so bad that when she ate a tic tac it crawled back out and filed a restraining order against her!!!
your mommas so skinny she got hired at a strip club……..as the pole!!!
your mums so dumb i rang the doorbell and she went to check the microwave!!
your mums so dumb i went into an electronic store and asked for a coloured screen t.v and she asked “what colour?”
your mommas so black she makes whoopi goldberg look clear!!
your mommas so old her breast ,milk comes out…as powder!!!
your mommas so fat there using her undies as extra parachutes in the army!!
tell if this is a good one. your momma is so fat we are in her right now
Yo momma’s so nasty she pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
yo mama is fo ugly she is a
disgrace to white people
yo mama is so tall when she doesd a backflip she kicks god in the mouth
your mama is so fat she jumped into the ocean and startes singing we are family to a whale and the whale starts signing we are family even though you are fatter that me!
yo mama is so fat that the bak of her nek lok like a pac of hot dogs
yo mamma so poor I saw her chasing a garbage truck with a shoping list
YO MAMA IS SO FAT THAT JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL TO FETCH A PAIL OF WATER JACK FELL DOWN AND BROKE HIS CROWN TURNED OUT THE HILL WAS YO MAMA
U soo got damn ugly that when u came out ur motha cochee God said ” i new i made a BIG mistake”
Yo Momma’s So Fat She Put On A Yellow Coat And Everyone Shouted.. TAXI!
yo momma so stupid she got locked in the grocery store and starved
yo mama so stupid that when she went 2 watch tv she watched the couch
yo mama so fat that when she walks down the street the people say “oh no godzillas back”
Yo mam so fat and stupid, She got 3 rolls and got a strerch mark down da middle and thought it was a six-pack.
Yo mama so stupid, I asked her for 50cent and she gave me da rapper.
Yo mama so stanky, She went to Iraq and farted and almost made us go to war Japan too.
Yo mama so tall, she did a cart wheel and put lines through da clouds.
Yo mama so fat, She need’s 3 cameras just to take one picture of her.
YO MAMA IS SO GAY THAT SHE IS GAY CUZ SHES GAY AND THATS Y SHE IS GAY CUZ SHE IS GAY BECAUSE SHE IS GAY CUZ I SED SO THATS Y SHE IS GAY SHE IS GAY OK MON! N RMR UR MOM IS GAY!! ♥
yo mama is hi my name is hi
yo mama is so gay she is gay n she eats corn flay n she liks da month mat n lik 2 drink koo laid ok?♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
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Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo mama so fat, she jumped of a state brigde and went directly to hell.!!
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Yo mamma arms are so fat when she spreads them out they look like batman wings
yo momma is so stupid she pissed on herself then flushed the toliet.
Yo momma is so stupid she needs a headstart to think,
WHO IS THE KING!!!
your mommas soo stupid, she thought michale jackson was a guyLike - Dislike
yo mama got cobwebs, yo daddy in jail, yo mamma in rehab, yo mamma got rolos, yo mama got hobnobs, you mama got disco fever
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yo mama so old she has a pic of moses in her yearbook
yo mama so old even god calls her mother
yo mama so fat and stupid that when i asked her where the can of corn was she said hold on let me check du i can’t find it.
yo mama so stupid that when she heard someone yell fire ! fire! she thuoght someone cooking bacon and jumpt in
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your momma is so fat she fell and made the grand canyon
yo momma is so fat she wanted to go bungee jumping they had to ask to use her fat ass underwear
yo momma is so fat when she went bungee jumpee she went straight to hell
yo momma is so fat she put on ger favorite red dress she went outside to get her mail and everyone said look free”koolaid”.
yo momma is so fat she stepped on the scale and it said to be continued………..
yo momma is so fat she went on the rainbow and made skittles
yo momma is so fat the last time she saw the number 90210 was on the scale
YO MOMMA SO FAT THE BACK OF HER NECK LOOK LIKE THREE HOT POCKETS
YO MOMMA TEETH SO YELLOW WHEN SHE DRUNK WATER IT TURED INTO LEMONADE
YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE MAKE BIG BIRD LOOK LIKE A RUBBER DUCK
YO MOMMA SO UGLY SOMEBODY SAW HER AND SAID CAN U PLEASE TAKE OFF UR HALLOWEEN MASK
YO MOMMA JUSS LIKE A FREEZER EVERYBODY STICK THEY MEAT IN IT
YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE STEPPED ON A TALKIN SCALE AND IT SAID WTF
YO MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WALKED IN FRONT OF THE TV I MISSED 3 COMMERCIALS
yo mama is so fat that when she went to the eabch she was the onlt one with a sun-tan.
Yo Mama so loose she masturbates wit a Jackhammer
ya momma so dumb she climd up a glass wall to see over
ya momma is so skinny when she turns round she disappears
ya moma so fay she turn round on here birth day and it was here nxt birth day when she got back in the same position
yo momma’s so poor, when she walked in her door, she fell out of the house!
yo mama is so fat her draws represent da flag of america
yo momma so stupid dat she put lip stick on her forheadjust to make up her mind
yo momma so fat that gravity cant even pick her up
yo mama is so stupid dat when she sees a yellow bus go by wit white people in it she thout it was a twinke wit filling in it
yo momma so fat dat she needs the flag of america for her blanket
yo moma is stupid she too a spoon to da super bowl
yo mum is so old the was at the after party of moses writing te 10 comanments
your mum is so ugly when she went to the ugly contes thay said no perfessinals alod
Yo mama’s Pussy is so smelly her stench can kick you from distance!
your mama is so old she lost her virginity to JESUS CHRIST.
Your mama’s balls are so huge they drag on the floor and make a snake trail.
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WEEMAN NELSON AND HIS MOMMA GO TO MC DONALDS WITH FAT MAX
WEE MAN NELSON IS MY TEACHER HE IS 27 YEARS OLD HE LIVES WITH HIS FAT MOM
MORTAL BALL SACK YO MOMMA WEEAMAN NELSSON
LICK YO SACK FAT ASS
yo mummas so fat she has to put a sock on each toe
yo mummas so fat she had to be baptised at seaworld
yo mummas so fat when she goes to resturants they give her the menu and she just says “ok”
yo mummas so fat they thought she was the 10th planet
i got nothin to say bout yo mumma coz her face says it all.
yo mummas so fat, when they found her in the icing sugar, they thought she was the abdominal snowman
yo mummas so fat when i had sex with her i burnt my ass on the lightbulb.
yo mummas so fat i can fit all my yo mumma jokes in her mouth.
our yo mumma jokes are so good they make your yo mumma jokes look ugly as yo mumma..??iono
yo mummas so cold…SHE WEARS A SCARF!
yo mummas so fat i gotta take two trains and a bus to get on her good side.
yo mummas so fat, she ate jenny AND craig.
Your Momma is so poor for christmas she got you a box, put a x on it and spined it and said here is you xbox 360!
yo momma is just so fat she thought spongebob was a show about cheese.
yo momma so fat she be the first one up in the buffet line.
yo momma so fat her seat is at the buffet table.
yo momma so fat her seat is at the buffet table.
YO MAMMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE STEPPED ON THE SCALE IT SAID TO BE CONTINUEDLike - Dislike
Yo momma is so fat, if see enter a car the explode!
your momma is so fat when se wonna enter a car the car explode
YO MOMMA ALL YALL BITCH ASS NIGGGGGGGAAAASSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
yo momma so fat she ate shamo as if he were a sardine
ur momma is so old she did it wit the father the son and the holy spirite
ur mama is so trampy she was wearing 1 shoe and i asked her if u lost 1 but she said no! i found 1.
yo mamas so small she can do backflips unda her bed
i shaged ur mum so hard her pussy ripped
yo momma is like a freezer everybody sticks their meat in
Yo momma so poor when i stepped on the cigarrate she said who turned off the heater
I saw yo momma in K-Mart buying Hefty Bags, I ask her what she’s doing, she said “buying luggage.”
Yo momma’s so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
been there done that! heres one but its yo dadda, yo daddas like cement, it take him 2 days to get hard!!! hoooo!!! your moms so old her milks skimmed!!!
yo momma is so nasty she sweats butter
yo momma is like Mcdonalds everybody is lovin it
yo momma is so fat she makes fat albert look like a victoria’s secret modelLike - Dislike
Yo Momma is like a brick she’s flat, dirty and always getting laid by mexicans
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Yo momma is so stupid, she looked at this site and felt bad for whoevers momma everyones making fun of.
yo mamma so fat that she was harpooned by the japanese whalers
yo moma so small that when she got pulled ove they asked y aint u in a car seat
yo moma is so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch
the last time ur mom saw the number 236764 was on the bathroom scales
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your momma is so ugly i saw her on animal planet
im sorry i shouldnt have made fun of your momma because in my country cows are sacred
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You’re momma so UGLY and FAT, that when she went to her OWN wedding..her man said…seriously..where is my beautiful bride??…
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you mama is so fat that she went in the ocean for a swim and thw wales started to sing ”we are family even tho ur bigger than me”
Ya mama so stupid she got locked in the grocery store nd died from hunger!Like - Dislike
all these jokes are so internet. i dont need the intrernet i got viruses from yo momma already
all these jokes are so from da internet i dont need da internet no more i got too many viruses from yo momma
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ur so ugly that when you were born yo moma looked at ur dad and said damn i should of just gave you head
ur so ugly yo moma got more than sickens afta you were born
oooh damn all yo mommas, fat ugly old trannys they are
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yo daddy soo old, his balls hit his knees as he walks
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yo mammas so blonde when she was pregnant with you she said “g i hope its mine
your momma is so fat yeh she is taller laying down!!!!
your mum is so fat when she swam in the sea the wales said we are family
your mum is so fat when she walked past my house we lost 4 days of sun light
your mum is so fat when she stood on the scale it said her phone number
Your Mommas so thin, she has to walk by the same place 3 times just to cast a shadow.
Yo momma so hairy that her nipples got afros
Yo momma so fat, she put on a yellow jump suit and ran by a kid and he said oh no i missed the bus again!!
yo mama is so fat that at baseballs she IS the wave
when your momma was born the doctors slapped her parents
yo momma’s so dum she sits on the tv and watch’s the couch
yo momma’s so fat that when her water broke, everyone yelled TITLEWAVE!!!!
yo momma’s so fat you could paint her black and white then call her a cow
THAT’s YOUR MOMMA!!!
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yo momma so fat she was babtized in sea world
yo momma so fat she sat on da kirb an made a drive way
yo mommas so small i spat in a cup an she took a bath
yo mommas like the worlds bicycle every1 gets to ride her
yo mommas so old she oes jesus a quid
yo mommas so stupid she asked me y her dogs breath smells like dog food
yo mommas so stupid she climed over a glass wall 2 see wat woz on da oder side
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Yo mama so dome she took a fishen pole to da internet
yo mama so ugly the scientis took 20 years to figuar out shes not wering a mask
yo mamma so stupid the movie said: 17 under unpermitted so she went back home and go 16 of her friends!!!
yo momma so dam ugly she threw a bommerang and it did’nt come back!!!
yo momma so ugly she looked in the mirror and the reflection ran away
yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said i got the power!!!
yo mama so ugly she kicked her mama ass for not having a abortion
yo mama so big she got a life size photo of hulk hogan tattoed on her back
ur mummas so fat that when she hoped on the scale it said 1 at a time plz
YO MAMA SO OLD SHE SAT BEHIND JESUS IN THE THIRD GRADE
YO MAMA SO POOR FOR CHRISTMAS SHE GOT A BOX AND PUT A X ON IT AND SPINNED IT ONE TIME AND SAID HERE IS YOUR X BOX 360!
yo mumma so fat the last time she saw 90210 it was on the scale
hey yall. I gots one fer yah. Yo mama so stupid, she used a pay phone to call her house and see if she was home!!!!! I know i is brilliant!!! JK see ya soon
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OHHHHHHHH I gets it. buh bye peoples!!!!!
ya mamma goes to bunnings to get a 5cents screw.
ya mamma works in the gas station n whenever she has a client they pay her to pump them.
ya mamma is fo fat when ever w look at her she gets affended
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yo mama so gay she turned michal jakson straight
Yo Mommas so stupid she sits on the couch and watches the t.v.
ur mom is so ugly she had to standt in the back till the show was over
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yo mamma is so fat she fell down broke her leg and gravy came out
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eli looks pissed
your mom is like a box of chicken shes good shes crispy and everyones had a piece of her
BRAD IS JOINING US
yo mamma is so fat she saw a bus full of white kids she yelled “TWINKIE
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your moma is so ugly she makes animals sick
YO MOMMA IS SO POOR, THAT WHEN YOU PICKED UP A PENNY, SHE SLAPPED YO HAND AND SAID” PUT THAT DOWN, WE CANT AFFORD IT”
yo momma such a ho if she had as many dicks sticking out of her that’s been put in her, she’d looking like a porcupine!
If I Had a nickel for everytime you’ve been laid, I’d be poorer than YO MOMMA
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Yo mommas so fat when she orded a water bed the put a blanket over the pacific ocean!
Yo mommas so fat when she walked the grand canyon she got stuck!
Yo mommas so stupid she tripped over a wireless phone DAMN IT!
Yo mommas so poor she gives em free! But i doubt anyone wants em!
Yo mommas so stupid she thought a pig was hey uncle Bob… But she didn’t just think….
Yo mommas so stupid she thought a pig was her uncle Bob… But she didn’t just think….
yo mamma so anorexic
she uses a cheerio as a hula hoop
yo mamma so stupid she threw a stone off the floor and missed
yo mamma so fat
when she went into outter space ppl thourght they discovered a new planet!
yo mamma so fat
she trains the sumos in japan
yo mammas so ugly
when she was born they slapped her mother insted of her
yo mammas so anorexic
when she coughs she breaks her ribs
yo mammas so anorexic
the skelton of a mouse weighs more than her
your moms soo fat she has to iron her clothes on the driveway.
yo momma so fat, when she runs, she make the cd player skip….AT THE RADIO STATION!!!
yo mommas soo fat, that shes on both sides of the family
Yo mama iz so fat it takes 2 mirros just 2 c 1 side of her!! {NOW WAT}
4 ya’ll skinny moms, ya’ll so skinny all u got 2 do iz turn round, look down ad c yo whole reflection.
yo mommas so fat she has more chins then a chinese telephone book.
your mummas so fat that wen she wears a yellow t-shirt people yell ‘taxi!!!’
yo mama so ugly they filmed gorrilas in the mist in her shower
yo mama so fat she saw a yellow bus with white people in it and yelled TWINKIE!
yo mama is like a shot gun 2 kocks and she blows
yo mama is so big that she went sky diving and went strate 2 hale wa wa wat now son
yo mama is so ugly i took her 2 the zoo and they said thanks 4 bringing her back
yo mama is so ugly she gave the computer a virues
yo mama is like a bord easy to nail and easy to scerw
yo mama is so ugly she wanted to enter a ugly contest they said sorry no pros alowed
yo mommas like a squirrel…she cant keep nuts out of her mouth!!!
Yo Mamas so fat, she had to get baptized at the community pool!
yo mama is like a bowling ball, she’s picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter
yo mama is like spoiled milk, fat and chunky
YO MOMMA’S SO FAT SHE COULD GIVE ALL THE ANIMALS IN THE ZOO A PLACE TO LIVE AND STILL HAVE ROOM FOR ALL THE PEOPLE IN AFRICA!!!!!!
yoo yo ya mama so stupid that when she was in the elavtaor she was dancing to 2 step with elavator music
Your mommas hair is so nappy Moses couldn’t part it.
yo momma is so nasty i rang her up for phone sex an she gave me an ear infection.
yo mamma is like a vendin machine; you give her your money, then bang her hard and u might get extra.
yo mamma so fat, she stood in the middle of the road and when i tried to drive round her i ran outa gas.
yo mamma so ugly she looked out the window at the cops and got arrested for indecent exposure.
yo momma is so stupid she tried to put skittles in alphabeticale order
yo momma so fat that she crawled on top of a mountian and she blocked out the sun and everybody said that there was a luner eclips
yo momma is such a bitch that when i ask her whats for dinner she open her legs and said tuna.
yo momma is such a bitch that when i ask her whats for dinner she opens her legs and says tuna.
yo momma would be a good soccer goalie cause she so used to balls flyin around her face
yo momma so fat she needs a paint roller to put on her lipstick
yo momma is like a gasoline store, da price go up and da bitch goes down
yo mama so ugly she sat on da beach and den cats try to burry her.
yo mama so cross eyed she dropped a dime she thought she picked up to nickels.
yo daddy is michael jakksen. hehe
yo mama so ugly she be walkin down da dark ally and you drop her out da car and pee on her face and the retarded people with mutaded faces beat her up.
yo mama so fat i had to get the doctor to fix her face den da doctor said “screw this bitch”!!!!! lol YO MAMMA
yomma so ugly she is retarded
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im straight and want all yo mamas write back as fast as possible
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hi guys and girls who has a comment about my mom
hi
Your mamma was so ugly at birth, that when her mother was done giving birth, she told her husband she should of just given him HEAD!
yo mamas so fat dora cant explore her
yo mamasso fat she needs a map to find her asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mamas so fat when the angels took her to heaven they had to call for backup
yo mamas so old i slaped her on the back and her boobs fell off
yo mamas so ugly she scares blind people
yo mama has wooden boobs and breast feeds beavers
yo momma is so hairy she make KING KONG jealus
yo mamas is so hairy she smiled in the mirror and KING KONG smiled back
yo mamas so ugly she has to sneak up on the bath water
yo mamas so fat she buys her bras at auto-zone
yo mamas so stupid she tried to put m&m’s in alphabetical order
yo momma is so stupid she went to a stupid people contest and they said no profesionals
yo mamas so poor she hasn’t heard of 50 cent and im not talking about the rapper
yo mamas so stupid she asked what color was that red firetruck
yo mamma is so ugly i thought she was a pig ……… o wait she is one
yo momma is so ugly she looks like you
yo momma is so stupid she wears her bras inside out
yo momma is so stupid she wears a bra but doesn’t have boobs
yo momma is so poor i asked her to go to the bathroom she said pick a corner
yo momma is so hairy she got dredlocks growing out of her vagina
yo momma is so stupid i asked her if she has a $1.50 she said ya
I love Fat MOMMAs
your momma is fat i love her fat ass!
yo mama is so ugly i shitted myself
you mamma so fat even god cant lift her spirits!!!!
yo mama is so stupid she was voted most stupid in the hole world
you mama so ugly if brick was ugly she would be a whole housing complex!!!!
Your mother is so short that you can see her feet on her drivers license.
Your father is so ugly he went to a haunted house was given a management postion.
That was fun.. I’m gonna go apply for some sleep now…
jacob dimmaggio mama so fat and short that i almost thought she was a creature with 34 stomaches.
u all need to do better! common!
yo mom is so black she needs white gloves to eat tootsie rolls
moms so fat when she breathes it sounds like darth vader
yo moms like IHOP come hungry leave happy…
yo moms like a twinkie fluffy on the outside creamy on the inside
yo moms so gay micheal jackson look strait
yo momma is soo stupid she thought G.Bush was good president!…….
yo mommas so short she drives a hot wheels car
yo momma iz so fat she broke yo family tree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo momma iz so stupid she bott a turkey tv dinna to watch the thanksgiving day parade
yo moma is so fat, she fell in love and broke it
yo moma iz like mcdonalds.,,,im lovin it
yo momma is like a bowling ball, she gets fingered then gets thrown in the gutter but she still comes back for more
yo mama is so ugly that when she stuck her head out the window she got arrested for mooning
yo moma iz so fat that the only time she sees 90210 is on the scale
hi people
yo mommas like a doorknob everyone gets a turn
Yo mamma is so ugly that when she looked in the mirror her face was censored!!!!!!!!
BRAADEEEEN!!!!!!!!
WTF BRADEN WHERE R U
WTF BRADEN WHERE R U
Your moma so fat I got lost on da way going down
yo mama so stupid that when i asked her to polish my knob,she grabbed a rag and asked wher to start.
YO MOMA IS SO FAT SHE STEPD ON HER TITI AND FELL I ANIT WANA LAUGH BUT THE GROUND WAS CRAKEN UP SOUTH SIDE DOG
Yo momma is like car tire ,round smell and
Full off air butt never shinie.
yo mama so stupid she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
yo mama so fat everytime she turns around it’s her birthday.
yo mama so fat she has to use the equator as a belt.
Your Mama’s So Fat She Looks Like Her Pie
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yo mama so fit she never needs to go to the gym
mamma isa dick she a blond modele she a4ft 8 candle holde her bauce lives in atrans aker her job was to feed her monke grease next is your mother had asoow ball for break fast she ate the fish out of lake ponema put on the dinner table and him out for supper tell your mother that it no picin on kasandras last dance the trailior shook it had up and downs the next mother was olivia in the ponema trailor park she decended down door swung open told herto get out next was val your mother said he wsa in love with he she laughed at her smooth legs and thys next wqas the killer on your mother she went bor gasim kid and concevied so who next life is ajoke kid
yo mamma is so fat she went to japan and they ran and yelled its godzilla
yo mamma is so dumb she went on the scale and she said shhhh im watch 90210
ya momma so fat she ride in the car and walk the side walk at the same time
ur momma so ugly she fell out a tree n got hit by every branch on her way down and smacked the ground like they were friends
ur momma so stupid i told her to go make me some fruit loops she went out in the yard and put fruits in a circle
ur momma so ugly she needs a perscripted mirror
ya momma so fat i cud ride her rolls like waves in the ocean
your mama is sooooooo ugly jesus didn’t even want u
WHEN YOUR MAMA WORE A GREEN DRESS THEY ALL SAID GODZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT THEY ALL MISTAKED HER FOR A TWINKIE BUS
yo mamas so hairy the only langauge she knows how to speak is wookie.
yo mama is such a stupid dirty drunk, i thought she was david hasselhoff
U MOMMA SO DIRTY,THE BITCH MADE SPEED STICK SLOW DOWN
ya momma’s so hairy she can walk down the st nude
good one
yo momma so fat
yo momma so fat and tall when she went to china everybody said godzilla
I shouldn’t be talking bout yo mama…….I DON’T EVEN KNOW THE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo momma iz yo fat she wanted a water bed but they didnt have a big enough blanket to fit over the alantic ocean
ya momma so stupid i saw her shaking a bottle of water and i ask her what she doin she said tryna water in down
yo mom so dumb she sits on the t.v n watches the couch
yo mom is bitch
yo mamma so fat shes just fat
Your momma’s so fat, smaller fat people orbit her!
ur mama is such a stupid bitch tha she was locked at a grocerie store and she starved
Yo momma so fat when she gets on a bus its packed
Yo momma so small she has to slam dunk her bus fare
yo mommas breath stank so bad that when she brushes her teeth the toothbrush has to do the matrix
Your mama so fat when she jumped in the ocean the fishes said ill wait my turn!
your momma is so old she farts dust
your mothers but is so harry it looks like don king is going to pop out and say only in america
you momma is so hot she gave me a tan
stfu means shut the f up
what your name whos your daddy is he rich like me
your momma so fat when she jumped up she went stright toHELL
Yo Mama so Dry,she uses a fortune cookie to ask a boy out.
yo mama like a hardware store 10 cents a screw!
Yo mama is so old, the last time I saw here I was playing catch with my pet dinosaur!
Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it’s still printing!
yo mommas so dum she triped over a wireless cellphone
You’r Moma is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror. Her reflection ducks :L
yo momma is so stupid when i saw her crawling on wal mart floor i asked her what are you doing? and she said getting low prices
your mums so dumb she sleeped on the floor at beds r us
i dont mean to be mean but yo mama needs listerine not a sip, not a swallow but the whole damn bottle!
yo momma so fat when she sees a schoolbus she says get that twinky!
your mama is old she has a picture of moses in her yearbook!
your mama ass is so hairy, when she went to use the bathroom she clogged the toilet.
your mama house so small i ordered a large pizza we had to eat it outside.
your mama so old she babysat jesus.
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yo momma so ugly she has to be YO MOMMA
yo momma’s sooooo fat, she makes a smoresborg look like a snack!!!
ok ok heres another from your daddy…
yo momma is so black that when she jumps in a jacuzzi she makes hot coffee for EVERYBODY!!!
Yo mama so stupid that when she past the YMCA sh said
“Hey they spelled MACY’S wrong
Yo mama is so stupid she thougt a condom was a ballon
yo mama so old she left her purse on noahz ark
yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hourz to watch 60 minutes
yo mama so black and big when she dived in the ocean the boaterz screamed…….”OIL LEAK GO AWAY”!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo daddy so old he has to stick his dick in the freezer just to get it hard!!!!!!
yo mama pussy so wrinkly i had steam clean vacuum it and the iron it to smooth it out.
yop mama so fat i tried to do her last nite have the nite was spent rolling on her jelly role of a fat ass
now if u gyz like my jokes post it
yo mama so old her b-day expired.
yo mama so stupid i told her drinks were on thje house and she ran and grabbed a ladder.
yo momma so greasy the chip shop use her sweat as deep fry
yo mama so stupid she lost her shadow.
yo mama so stupid she reckoned a quarterback was a refund.
here is tha parody to souljaboy.
uuuuuu homeless man aint aint got no rent be askin u for 30 cent. uuuuuuuu homeless man smell like clorox bleach and look at me my i dont take showers weekly. homeless man dont brush his teeth and he starvin and doodoo taste like chocalate homeless man off in this ooohhhh askin u fo 50 cent. and if give for some crack i will steal yo astros trophy.
here come da house owner….
ok what u need to do is crank dat job then u need to crank that paycheck once u do that crank that shower and so on. now im a go in my house and grab my knife and if ure still out here when i get back im gonna cut u up.
homeless man speak….. i dont care what im gonna do is crank that unemployhment shoot……,………………..
middle part to souljaboy parody…….u can catch me at yo local bustop yes i sleep there everyday haters honkin mad cuz i dont shower frequently…..
thank u every1 hope u like tha jokes im just learnin so dont criticize me pleze thank u ever1 and i hope u enjoy the 10 or 11 jokes i posted deucez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mama so fat that every time she take a step china have to get down cuz they feel her reaction
yo mama so stupid she asked me what letter comes after X and i said Y and she said CAUSE I WANT TO KNOW
yo mama so hairy you almost died of rug burn at birth
yo mama so old her deams are in black and white
lilweezy yo jokes are funny and way toooo nasty
yo mamas so ugly when she was born her mom said what a treasure and her dad said yah lets go burry it.
yo mom is ho
YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE FILLED THE TUB UP THEN TURNED THE WATER ON
yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window they arrested her for mooning
yo momma so fat when yo momma hopped on the toilet and the toilet started singing a,b,c,d,e,f,g get yo fat ass off of me
Yo momma’s so dumb, that bitch took a fishin pole to the frozen foods section of the grocery store
Yo momma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock.
yo momma’s ass is so fat it could stop a three day clock!
yo momma’s so black she has to get her tatoo’s in chalk!
yo mommas so black she has to dress naked to go to a funeral!
yo momma’s so hairy her knees have bangs!
yo momma’s so ugly she has to back up to a mud puddle to get a drink of water!
yo momma’s so fat her stretch marks spell out her name!
yo momma’s so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
your mammas chest hair
your mamma has hairy armpits they thought it was her head =)
ymch
yo mammas ball hair
yo momma so stupid she called 911 when she was conctpated
Yo mama was so fat and dark that when God said let there be light he told her to move
your mamma is like my ball so hairy
Yo Mama’s so fat when she went to the dry cleaners an d asked them do clean her pants they said sorry we dont do cutains!
Yo momma’s so ugly she has to put a steak on yer neck to get her dog to play with her
Yo momma’s so black, when she went to night school they marked her absent
yo mammas so old her boobs are so saggy they reach china
yo mammas so old her boobs reach china
yo mommas so ugly when she walks down da street ppl scream its the cowboyz cheerleader
yo mamma is so blonde she thought doughnuts were made of nuts
pudding
boogers rock!!!!!
RJ eats balloons!!!
yo mamma is so ugly she makes the grudge look hot!!!!!!!!
jk
GO STEELERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND # 43 RULES
CARDINALS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YO MOMMAS NASTY SHE EATS DOG FOOD FOR LUNCH!!!
SKYLLAR IS SOOOOO MUCH FUN!!!
HEY IM SOO STUPID JUST PUTTING COMMENTS ON HEAR BUT ITS SO MUCH FUN
(IM BLONDE >;-( BYE BYE IM SO FUN )
;*{ IM SAD NOW!!!! *sniff sniff*
HEY YO MAMMA IS SO UGLY SHE SCARED DINOSUARS INTO EXTINCTION !!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOW THATS SCARY
YO MAMMAS SO SCARY SHE MAKES THE CHAINSAW MASSACRE LOOK FUNNY
yo mommas so poor when someone stepped on her cigerette she said who turned off the heater
YO MAMA SO FAT AND NEEDFULL SHE HAS TO USE THE SKY SCRAPER AS A VIBRATER
Yo momma iz like elevator everybody getz on
Yo momma iz like a bebe gun everbody getz a shot
Yo daddy iz so gay he make Micheal Jackson look staright
Yo momz is fat when she triped and fell I didn’t want to laught but tha ground was crackin up
Yo momz is fat when outside in alll red dress the kidz said hey kool-aid man and she oooo yeah
Yo mama iz like a po-go stick everybody get 2 bounce