Yo momma so stupid she jammed a battery up hers and said “I’ve got the power!” Yo momma so stupid she called the operator and asked “How long is it from LA to Las Vegas?” the operator said “Just a minute!” and yo mom said “Thank you” and hung up.
Yo momma so stupid she stared at an orange crate for 3 hours because it said CONCENTRATE on it.
Yo momma is so short, the bitch hang glides with a dorito.
Yo Momma is so short when she sits on the bowl to take a dump, her feet dangle.
Yo momma is so short, she sits on the sidewalk, and her feet dandle.
Yo Momma is so skinny I put a dime on her head and people mistook her for a Nail
OLD ASS LAME ONES..lol
I thought all of these jokes was really funny. I couldnt stop laughing. I cant wait till you get new ones on here. I watch the show all the time also. Also Wilmer Valderramma is sooo sexy.
yo momma sofat her shadow weighs 100000000000000 pounds
yo momma so dumb if my dog was as dumb as her he would walk backwards and shake his head
yo momma goes into a strip joint and the pay her to keep her cloths on
yo momma like an SUV big,black, and room for 6 construction workers inside
yo momma so ugly she walks in the the bank and they cut the cameras off
yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade
yo momma so old her birth certifacate says expired
yo momma is so short you can see her feet on her license
yo momma so skinny she ate a M&M and looked 8 months pregnant
yo momma dont need the internet she already world wide
yo momma got on the scale and it said to be continued
yo momma gave us her # and we thought it was her weight
yo mommas so hariy she got rug burn at birth.
yo mommas so fat her belly ring has strech marks.
yo mommas breath is so bad her lips have skid marks.
yo mommas teeth r so yellow wen she opens her mouth her stoumec lights up.
yo mommas so ulgy she walk in to a haunted house and came out with an applacation.
yo mommas so fat she jumped in 2 the grand cayon and got stuck half way.
yo mommas teeth r so messsed up it looks like its in jail.
yo mommas so dumb i told her a sunamie hit she said y dont u hit back.
yo momma so poor wen people break in they leave her money.
yo mommas so dumb she was on the highway going to disney land and the sign said disney land left so she turned and went home
Yo mama so fat… SHE FELL IN LOVE AND BROKE IT!
Yo mama so fat… SHE STOOD ON A SCALE AND IT SAID TO BE CONTIUED…
Yo mama so fat… SHE STOOD ON A SCALE IT SAID, “no livestck please.”
yo mama so stupid, she invented the silent car alarm
yo mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money
yo mama so poor, i put out a cigaret butt and she yelled,” Who turned off the heater?”
YO MOMMA is so poor she went to the grocerystore 2 put up a lellway
yo momma so fat she sit on the rainbow her skittles pop out
yo momma so fat! they had 2 take her 2 the mississippi river 2 batize her
yo momma so fat she fell i tried not 2 laugh me being me but the ground was cracking up
Your mama breath smells so bad that when she went to the store to buy tic-tacs they started to go on strike,” HELL NO WE WONT GO, HELL NO WE WONT GO”!!!!
Your mama is like a door nob giving everybody a turn!!!!!!!
Your mama is so fat that she can make a solar eclipise!!!!
Your mama is so hevy that when she sat on the scale it was her phone number!!!!
Your mama is so fat that I had to take 3 buses and 2 trains!!!!
Yo mamma so stupid the phone waz rigning she jumped out the window
Yo mamma is so stupid a guy went up to her and said hello and she died
like ma jokes
yo momma is so fat she has more rolls than a bakery!
ur momma is soo ugly..i mean sssoooo UGLY… she was leaving the costume store the salesclerk asked for there mask back
ur mommas soooo fat when she went to marine world the whales started singin “we are family”
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these jokes r the shitt…i kno u want moree….ok
ur moma is such a whore she has to masturbate with a football
ur momma is soo stank…she went to the flower shop and all the flowers wilted….NASTY!!
ur moma is soo stupid she went to the nightclub in the day…
Posted: February 13th, 2007
Yo momma so ugly, she’s the spokesperson for ugly anonymous
Posted: February 13th, 2007
Yo momma so fat, she’s a professional “before” model
Posted: February 14th, 2007
Yo momma so fat, her’s puberties needed diapers!
Posted: February 14th, 2007
i hate to tell ya why yo moms fat fat buut naked ass is in my face
lookin like that girl off of myspace!
Posted: February 15th, 2007
Yo momma is so ugly, Freddy Kruger has nightmares about HER!!
Posted: February 15th, 2007
Yo momma is so Fat, the bitch jumped up in the air, AND GOT STUCK!
Posted: February 15th, 2007
Yo mommas breath is so stank, The bitch need a Tic-Tac wit a Battery!
Posted: February 15th, 2007
Yo Mommas throat is so stretched out, the bitch can gargle Peanut Butter!
Posted: February 15th, 2007
Your Momma so fat i put a half of cup of water in the tub and when she jumped in the shit overflowed
Posted: February 16th, 2007
yo mamma is so fat the bitch jumped up in the air and got stuck
Posted: February 17th, 2007
Yo momma so stupid she jammed a battery up hers and said “I’ve got the power!”
Yo momma so stupid she called the operator and asked “How long is it from LA to Las Vegas?” the operator said “Just a minute!” and yo mom said “Thank you” and hung up.
Yo momma so stupid she stared at an orange crate for 3 hours because it said CONCENTRATE on it.
Posted: February 17th, 2007
Yo mom is so poor, i went to her house and asked to use the bathroom and she said, “Choose a corner!”
Posted: February 17th, 2007
Ur mother is so cross eyed shes lookin in all the damn directions. that bitch…
Posted: February 17th, 2007
YO MOMMA SO UGLY THEY KNEW WHAT TIME SHE WAS BORN BECAUSE SHE STOPPED THE CLOCK
Posted: February 17th, 2007
YO MOMMA SO POOR WHEN HER KID WAS RIDING THE SKATEBOARD SHE SAOD HONEY GET OFF THE FAMILY CAR
Posted: February 17th, 2007
ur moma so stupid, i saw her walking down the street screaming in an evelope i asked wat iz she doing nd she said sending a voice mail
Posted: February 17th, 2007
ur momas so stupid if she spoke her mind shed be speechless
Posted: February 17th, 2007
yo mamas so stupid she got hit by a cup nd told the police she got mugged
Posted: February 17th, 2007
yo momas so stupid she got a part time job painting skittles
Posted: February 19th, 2007
your momas chest so hairy her titties look like coconuts.
Posted: February 19th, 2007
if brains were gas she wouldn’t have enough to power a flea mobile in a fruit loop
Posted: February 19th, 2007
your moma so stupid i told her christmas was around the corner she went looking for it
Posted: February 19th, 2007
your momas titties so small she could breast feed a cachroch
Posted: February 20th, 2007
yomoma shank so bad she was the one who killed the dinosours by her a**
Posted: February 20th, 2007
yo momma tities so little they look like don king’s asshole
Posted: February 20th, 2007
yo momma is so fat she jumped and we thought jupiter was crashing down on us
Posted: February 20th, 2007
yo daddys dick is so small the put a cherrio around it
Posted: February 20th, 2007
yo momma so fat she cant ride in a car she has to ride the bus
Posted: February 20th, 2007
you momma so desperate she settled for her own mother
Posted: February 20th, 2007
yo momma so stupid she thought the world was flat
Posted: February 20th, 2007
yo momma is so fat she can’t even walk
Posted: February 20th, 2007
yo momma so fat she had to have a whale tractor pick her up
Posted: February 20th, 2007
your dads dick is so small i mastack it for a pennut
Posted: February 20th, 2007
fuck u
Posted: February 20th, 2007
yo daddy so desprite she fucks a pillow
Posted: February 20th, 2007
yo momma so cheap she couldnt even sell herself for a free sample
Posted: February 20th, 2007
gay
Posted: February 20th, 2007
yo momma is so poor she had to hang her toilet paper out to dry
Posted: February 21st, 2007
yo mamas like a door knob, everybody gets a turn!
Posted: February 21st, 2007
your so poor, i came to ur house i said i needed the bathroom and ur parents said pick a corner,
Posted: February 21st, 2007
yo mamas so fat, whan she fell she had a big mess!
Posted: February 21st, 2007
Yo Momma is so fat, a Blind Dude pointed at her and said “That Bitch is FAT”
Posted: February 21st, 2007
Yo momma is so short, the bitch hang glides with a dorito.
Yo Momma is so short when she sits on the bowl to take a dump, her feet dangle.
Yo momma is so short, she sits on the sidewalk, and her feet dandle.
Yo Momma is so skinny I put a dime on her head and people mistook her for a Nail
OLD ASS LAME ONES..lol
Posted: February 21st, 2007
Yo Momma is so fuckin Ugly, on the 8th day, God Cried
Posted: February 21st, 2007
Yo momma snatch is so fuckin Stank, she Quieffed and burnt a hole in her left shoe…lol
Posted: February 21st, 2007
Yo momma arm pits are so nasty, she made Right Guard, Turn LEFT…
Posted: February 21st, 2007
Yo Mommas pussy is SO STRETCHED OUT OUT OUT out out out………
Posted: February 21st, 2007
Yo Momma is SO POOR, she can’t even afford to pay ATTENTION
Posted: February 21st, 2007
Yo mommas Vibrator is Huge, the fuckin thing has an Electric Starter…
Yo Mommas Vibrator is so fuckin Huge, when she cranks the fucker up, the neighbors Lights DIM…lmao
Posted: February 21st, 2007
Yo momma is so fuckin retarded, she plays Tic-Tac-Toe with a breath mint and her left foot…
Posted: February 21st, 2007
Yo momma is so fuckin DUMB, she went to the movies and they told her she had to be 18 or over, so she left and came back with 17 of her friends…
Posted: February 22nd, 2007
yo momma so fat a old guy was kicking a house and yo momma said stop kicking my house
Posted: February 22nd, 2007
I thought all of these jokes was really funny. I couldnt stop laughing. I cant wait till you get new ones on here. I watch the show all the time also. Also Wilmer Valderramma is sooo sexy.
Posted: February 23rd, 2007
Yo mommas so stupid shes fucking stupid!
Posted: February 23rd, 2007
yo mommas so stupid when she puts ipod speakers in her ears she hears an echo
Posted: February 23rd, 2007
yo mommas so stupid she saw a bottle of L.A Looks and she said, “looks where?”
Posted: February 23rd, 2007
Yo momma so stupid she saw David Lettermen and gave him her mail
Posted: February 24th, 2007
Yo momma is so fat, she looks like you!
Yo momma is so ugly, it’s an insult when people say you look just like her.
Yo momma so fat, she looks like this!
Posted: February 24th, 2007
yo momma is so stupid she walked into hardees and asked 4 a big mac
Posted: February 27th, 2007
YO MAMMA FEET SO BIG
SHE USES A PAINT BRUSH
TO POLISH HER TOE NAILS
Posted: February 27th, 2007
Posted: February 28th, 2007
yo mamma is like wal-mart she is always low prices ALWAYS!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: February 28th, 2007
yo momma so fat she got hit by a bus and said who throw that stone!!
Posted: March 1st, 2007
you mom is like a rag every one wips it one her
Posted: March 1st, 2007
Yo momma so fat she walked by da tv and u missed a whole season
Posted: March 1st, 2007
Yo momma so dumb she sat on da Tv and watched da couch
Posted: March 1st, 2007
yo momma so dumb she walked in a grocrey store and died of stravation
Posted: March 1st, 2007
Yo mommas ass is so hairy dhat wen she pull down her pants itz like king kong cummin out “HELLO AMERICA!”
Posted: March 1st, 2007
Yo momma so fat dhat wen she walked out on the balqunie dey had to evaquated the town
Posted: March 2nd, 2007
yo mom so ugly the cycatrist makes her lay face down
Posted: March 3rd, 2007
when i yelled micheal jakson…yo momma looked back and said wat?
Posted: March 3rd, 2007
yo momma like a shotgun….2 cocks and she blows!!
Posted: March 3rd, 2007
yomomma like bricks she keep getting laid by mexicans
Posted: March 3rd, 2007
I FLY LIKE A BUTTERFLY I STING LIKE A BEE I HAD SEX WITH YOMOMMA LAST NIGHT NOW IT STINGS WHEN I PEE
Posted: March 4th, 2007
yo momma sofat her shadow weighs 100000000000000 pounds
yo momma so dumb if my dog was as dumb as her he would walk backwards and shake his head
yo momma goes into a strip joint and the pay her to keep her cloths on
yo momma like an SUV big,black, and room for 6 construction workers inside
yo momma so ugly she walks in the the bank and they cut the cameras off
yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade
yo momma so old her birth certifacate says expired
yo momma is so short you can see her feet on her license
yo momma so skinny she ate a M&M and looked 8 months pregnant
yo momma dont need the internet she already world wide
yo momma got on the scale and it said to be continued
yo momma gave us her # and we thought it was her weight
Posted: March 4th, 2007
yo momma is so fat when she saw a school bus full of white kids she yelled ” stop that TWINKY!!!!!! “
Posted: March 4th, 2007
yo momma so black the whites of her eyes are grey
Posted: March 6th, 2007
yo mamma is so ugly that when she went into the bank they turned the camerers
off….. nick every thing@@@@@@@
Posted: March 6th, 2007
yo mammas ass is so huge that i couldnt see day light…bang bang bang bang…shes shagging meee tooooooo haaaaaarrrrrrrrddddd……
Posted: March 8th, 2007
Yo momma’s so old i slap her on the back and her tits fall off
Posted: March 9th, 2007
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to put her belt on, she had to use a boomarang!
Posted: March 10th, 2007
yo mamma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Posted: March 11th, 2007
yo momma so fat that when she was in pearl harbor, the japs bomb that place thinking your momma was a launching nuke
Posted: March 11th, 2007
yo momma so dumb she even dissed her son with a bad yo momma joke
Posted: March 11th, 2007
yo momma so dumb she even dissed her son with a bad yo momma joke!
Posted: March 11th, 2007
yo momma so ugly she can only be your! momma
Posted: March 11th, 2007
all yer mommas so fat that they have their own orbit
Posted: March 11th, 2007
yo mamma is so poor i bought her a pair of sock and dhe was shouting look at my new outfit !!!
>>>>GAZZA
Posted: March 13th, 2007
Yo momma so fat that they do lipo on her and burn the fat for alternate fuel
Posted: March 14th, 2007
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”
Posted: March 14th, 2007
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was “illegitiment” because she couldn’t read
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid she asked you “What is the number for 911″
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put “O.K.”
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo mama so stupid that under “Education” on her job apllication, she put “Hooked on Phonics.”
Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
Yo mama so stupid she watches “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.
Posted: March 14th, 2007
1.)yo momma is so gay she made michael jackson look straight
2.)yo momma so poor she makes homeless people look rich
3.)yo momma is so fat she takes a bath in the ocean and she thinks the whales are made of rubber and she plays with them
Posted: March 14th, 2007
yo momma so fat she takes a bath on a football stadium
Posted: March 14th, 2007
yo momma so hairy bigfoots jealous
Posted: March 14th, 2007
yo momma so ugly she scares the Hell out of Freddy Kruger
Posted: March 14th, 2007
yo momma so gay she thinks King Kong looks like a action figure
Posted: March 15th, 2007
yo momma is so stupid she played basketball with real balls
Posted: March 16th, 2007
Yo Momma so black everytime she steps out of the car the oil light comes on
Yo Momma so black I tried to shooot her one night and the bullet came back and asked for a flashlight
Yo Momma so dumb she sold her car for gas money
Yo Momma so dumb she took a donut back beccause it had a hole in it
Yo Momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 it was on the scale
Yo Momma so old she owe Jesus a dollar
Posted: March 20th, 2007
YO momma is so fat her cereal bowl comes with a life guard,
Yo momma is so fat the national weather service gives a name to each one of her farts.
Posted: March 20th, 2007
yo mumma is so old i told her to act her age and she died.
yo momma is so fat u need to take 2 buses and a train to get on her good side
Posted: March 21st, 2007
Yo momma has a hairy twat.
Posted: March 21st, 2007
Yo momma so fat she weighs like a ton
Posted: March 21st, 2007
yo momma is so fat she picked up a penny
Posted: March 21st, 2007
she is fat
Posted: March 21st, 2007
Yo momma so slutty she is as slutty as a really really slutty chick
Posted: March 21st, 2007
yo momma is so fat she eats dirt. shit
Posted: March 21st, 2007
yo momma is so fat she shits lard
Posted: March 21st, 2007
Yo moms is so dumb and ugly i said suck me beautiful nd she said no im ugly
Posted: March 21st, 2007
Yo momma is sexy but she is still a dumb bitoch
Posted: March 21st, 2007
Yo momma has a bigger dick than me and my dog
Posted: March 21st, 2007
Yo momma has really hairy balls that smell like a turd covered in burnt peanuts
Posted: March 21st, 2007
Yo momma is so fat she is 5% elephant, 10%blue whale, and 85% fat
Posted: March 21st, 2007
Yo momma had sex with yo daddy that is why u are alive
Posted: March 21st, 2007
this is getting sirus
Posted: March 21st, 2007
Yo momma is so skinny she looks ethiopian like kelly
Posted: March 21st, 2007
Yo momma is so lazy she is always asleep.
Posted: March 21st, 2007
yo momma is so smart she bought moon boots
Posted: March 21st, 2007
i have two lions
Posted: March 21st, 2007
yo momma is so luny she flew to the moon on a cow and jumped it. she is luny
Posted: March 21st, 2007
yo momma is so greasy she has a crisco can as a stomach
Posted: March 21st, 2007
Yo momma smells so bad that not ever skinks will go near her stinky ass
Posted: March 21st, 2007
yo momma is so old she has to oil her joints. eh eh eh her ass
Posted: March 21st, 2007
Yo momma is so poor that she wipes her ass with the newspaper that she stole from her neighbor
Posted: March 21st, 2007
yo momma is from neptune
Posted: March 21st, 2007
you mam is so fat that when she turn round it was christmas
Posted: March 21st, 2007
ur mama is so fat that she uses a carpet as a tampon
Posted: March 21st, 2007
your mama is so fat that she uses a matrace as a tampon
Posted: March 21st, 2007
your mum is so stupid she trys drowning her own gold fish
Posted: March 21st, 2007
your mums so fat she outs her belt on with a boomerang
Posted: March 21st, 2007
luck mum is so fat his mum eat his own mum
Posted: March 22nd, 2007
Yo momma is so fat she sat on my face and I couldn’t hear my stereo!
Posted: March 24th, 2007
thay were frecking funny
Posted: March 24th, 2007
Posted: March 25th, 2007
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Posted: March 25th, 2007
your momas so poor i saw her kicking a can down the road and asked her wot shr was doing she said”am moving”
Posted: March 25th, 2007
your momas so ugly tht wen she as born her mum said “wow thats treasure”and her dad said”yeah lets go burry it”
Posted: March 27th, 2007
Yo Momma is so ugly and fat that my blackest friends wount even jump her ass
Posted: March 29th, 2007
Your momma is so short , how short? Her job is posing for trophies.
Posted: March 29th, 2007
yo mommas so fat in stead of a birth sertifacit they gave her a licence plate
Posted: March 29th, 2007
yo mommas so fat her jeans r made by hummer
Posted: March 29th, 2007
yo mommas so dumb there i cant explane it .
lol
Posted: March 29th, 2007
yo mommas so dumb i ask her wat she dose 4 a liveing and she said breath.
Posted: March 29th, 2007
yo mommas so dumb she tries to put m ms in alfabeticlorder
Posted: March 29th, 2007
30% of the jokes on this site r no mre and no less then 10 years old. i got mine
from 3 months ago from yo the show momma
Posted: March 29th, 2007
yo mommas has so many gashes in her teeth i cant use them 4 hurtles
Posted: March 29th, 2007
yo mommas so hariy she got rug burn at birth.
yo mommas so fat her belly ring has strech marks.
yo mommas breath is so bad her lips have skid marks.
yo mommas teeth r so yellow wen she opens her mouth her stoumec lights up.
yo mommas so ulgy she walk in to a haunted house and came out with an applacation.
yo mommas so fat she jumped in 2 the grand cayon and got stuck half way.
Posted: March 29th, 2007
yo mommas teeth r so messsed up it looks like its in jail.
yo mommas so dumb i told her a sunamie hit she said y dont u hit back.
yo momma so poor wen people break in they leave her money.
yo mommas so dumb she was on the highway going to disney land and the sign said disney land left so she turned and went home
Posted: March 29th, 2007
and 4 the fanaly
yo mommas so ugly wen the mtv perdosers saw her they were talking about makeing a new show called pimp my face
Posted: March 29th, 2007
o yea 1 more thingi didint get all of them from the yo momma show only some
Posted: March 30th, 2007
yo mommas like my vacumecleaner she sucks blows and i lay her in my closet
Posted: March 30th, 2007
yo mommas teeth r so yellow she makes the suun jelouse
Posted: March 30th, 2007
yo mommas yo ugly she makes michal jackson look attractive.
Posted: March 30th, 2007
yo mommas so fat she stop the 911 attack by jumping in front of the plane and exsorbing the blow
Posted: March 30th, 2007
srry 4 makeing that joke if some of u lost some 1 or feel bad about ur friends loseing some 1 in the nine eleven attack.
Posted: April 1st, 2007
sticks and stones may break my bones but so does your mom when she gets on top.
Posted: April 1st, 2007
ur mom is so fat she put on a yellow dress, steped outside…people in the town stuck their thumb out and said taxi.
Posted: April 1st, 2007
ur mom is so dum she looked in a box of cheerie-O’s and said OMG. doughnut seed’s
Posted: April 2nd, 2007
ya mum is so fat my friend got stuck at night time
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
Yo mama so fat… SHE FELL IN LOVE AND BROKE IT!
Yo mama so fat… SHE STOOD ON A SCALE AND IT SAID TO BE CONTIUED…
Yo mama so fat… SHE STOOD ON A SCALE IT SAID, “no livestck please.”
Hope you liked my jokes!!!
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
yo house so small… i steped through the front door and triped over the back fence
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
yo mama is so stupid, i told her drinks were on the house, and she went get a ladder
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
yo mama so stupid, she invented the silent car alarm
yo mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money
yo mama so poor, i put out a cigaret butt and she yelled,” Who turned off the heater?”
if you like these i got more comin!!!! l8r!
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
Yo momma’s so lazy, she has a stay-at-home job and STILL can’t get to work on time.
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
i need a freind on runescape!!!!!
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
Your mom’s crib is so small all she has is a C. The R, I, and the B are on layaway.
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
yo mama so gay, michael jackson turned her down
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
your mamas ike a race car drive she uses 50 rubers a day
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
yo mama so walerd out its like throwing a hotdog down a hallway… it dont make any sence
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
yo mama so stupid she saw a sign that said dodge trucks and the started ducking through trafic
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
Yo momma’s so fat, all of her relationships are long distance.
Yo momma’s so old, she gave birth to a mummy.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
I can do this all day!!!
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
yo mama so fat she went on a see food diet and everytime she saw food she ate it!!!!!!!!!
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
stfu… funny but not funny enough!!!!! yo mama so horny and ugly she tryied three times to go with bill cosby and he still turned her down
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
and wut stfu means
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
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Posted: April 3rd, 2007
fenderbenderdude@yahoo.com
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
yo mama ass so hairy gorilas get lost in it
Posted: April 4th, 2007
yo mama so ugly, she would make a good theif, everytime she walks in a super market the cameras turn around!!!!!!!
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo momma so faaaaaat she got an A-B-C-D-E-F-G-STRING
yo momma soooooo fat wen she has sex she moans her favourite recipes
yo momma is like a chirstmas tree everybody like 2 hang dea balls on her
yo momma so fat when she walks her bum cheecks clap
yo momma is like humpty dumpty gets humped gets dumped
yo momma so fat i have 2 describe her twice dat dat bitch bitch bittyy bigggg
Posted: April 6th, 2007
yo momma head so little she got her ears pierced and died
Posted: April 6th, 2007
yo momma head so little she uses a tea bag for a pillow
you momma so skinny she can catch the raindrops
yo momma so stupid she got locked im a grocery store and starved
yo momma so stupid she stole free bread
Posted: April 6th, 2007
yo momma breath stank so bad when she yawn her teeth duck
yo momma so ugky when she got in the tub the water jumped out
Posted: April 6th, 2007
yo momma so flat she got two backs
yo momma so flat she lealous of the wall
Posted: April 6th, 2007
YO MOMMA is so poor she went to the grocerystore 2 put up a lellway
yo momma so fat she sit on the rainbow her skittles pop out
yo momma so fat! they had 2 take her 2 the mississippi river 2 batize her
yo momma so fat she fell i tried not 2 laugh me being me but the ground was cracking up
Posted: April 9th, 2007
yo momma so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade
Posted: April 14th, 2007
YO MOMMA IS SO POOR SHE BOUGHT U A XBOX 180
Posted: April 14th, 2007
Your mama is so skinny the strip club hired her as the pole!!!!!
Posted: April 14th, 2007
Your mama breath smells so bad that when she went to the store to buy tic-tacs they started to go on strike,” HELL NO WE WONT GO, HELL NO WE WONT GO”!!!!
Your mama is like a door nob giving everybody a turn!!!!!!!
Your mama is so fat that she can make a solar eclipise!!!!
Your mama is so hevy that when she sat on the scale it was her phone number!!!!
Your mama is so fat that I had to take 3 buses and 2 trains!!!!
Posted: April 16th, 2007
yo momma is so poor she owes jesus 25cents..
Posted: April 16th, 2007
scrach that one
Posted: April 16th, 2007
yo momma is so old she owes jesus 2cents!
Posted: April 16th, 2007
yo momma is so fat when she bends over i think shes a train..
Posted: April 16th, 2007
Yo momma is so fat they call her the ass assassin cause every one she sits by she squashes!!!
Posted: April 16th, 2007
Yo momma is so old she use to date a cave man
Posted: April 16th, 2007
yo daddy is so old he has to stick his dick in the frezzer just to get it hard!!!!!! lol lol lol lol lol
Posted: April 16th, 2007
to momma is so hairy she has afros on her nipples
Posted: April 16th, 2007
yo momma is so hairy she has afros on her nipples
Posted: April 17th, 2007
your momma is so stupid she tried to make me kraft dinner, for a date, but she put the cheese in when there was still water in the pot.
Posted: April 17th, 2007
your momma is such a fat ugly whore she has sex all day long
Posted: April 17th, 2007
your momma is such a whore she loves me
Posted: April 17th, 2007
yo momma is such a slut she uses a dick for a toothbrush
Posted: April 17th, 2007
yo momma is like a gum ball machine. it only costs 25 cents.
Posted: April 17th, 2007
yo mommas financial status is one of the lowest in the community
Posted: April 18th, 2007
yo momma is so tall she is almost as tall as the tree in my front yard
Posted: April 18th, 2007
yo momma is so rude she forgot to say, “thank you”
Posted: April 18th, 2007
Yo momma so fat, astro-physicists are measuring her expanding waistline to calculate the age of the universe.
Yo momma such a slut she’s like Karl Marx’s thoughts on socio-economics. Every worker gets a share.
Posted: April 18th, 2007
yo mamma ass so hairy when i stuck my dick in it it got lost for 3 days
Posted: April 19th, 2007
yo mommas so fat when she was young she sat next to everyone in the class
Posted: April 19th, 2007
yo mommas so dum she got locked in a toliet and she pissed her self
Posted: April 26th, 2007
yo momma so fat she standed on the scale and it said to be continued
Posted: April 26th, 2007
Yo mamma so stupid the phone waz rigning she jumped out the window
Yo mamma is so stupid a guy went up to her and said hello and she died
like ma jokes
Posted: April 26th, 2007
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the T.V. i missed a whole season of friends
Posted: April 30th, 2007
yo momma is so poor all the rainbows in her neborhood are black and white
Posted: April 30th, 2007
yo momma is so fat when she jumps up and down the earth falls out of orbit………..
Posted: May 2nd, 2007
yo momma so pretty she makes a field of flowers jealous
Posted: May 3rd, 2007
YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT CHEERIOS WERE DONUT SEEDS
YO MOMMA IS SO BLACK SHE JUMP IN THE POOL AND IT TURN TO COFFEE
Posted: May 3rd, 2007
YO MOMMAS SO FAT SHE WENT OUT WIF HIGH HEELS AND CAME BK WIF FLIPFLOPS
Posted: May 3rd, 2007
YO MAMMAS SO FAT HER BELT SIZE IS THE EQUATER
Posted: May 3rd, 2007
YO MAMMAS SO FAT I WENT TO FIGHT HER AND SHE BELLY BOUNCED ME HLF WAY ROUND THE WORLD
Posted: May 3rd, 2007
YO MAMMAS SO FAT SHE GOT A FONE CALL FROM HER FRIEND TI HIRE HER FOR CHILDS PARTY AS A BOUNCY CASTLE
Posted: May 4th, 2007
yo momma is soooo fatt when she weres yellow everyones waves her down for a cab ride!!!
Posted: May 4th, 2007
yo momma is so fat she has more rolls than a bakery!
ur momma is soo ugly..i mean sssoooo UGLY… she was leaving the costume store the salesclerk asked for there mask back
ur mommas soooo fat when she went to marine world the whales started singin “we are family”
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these jokes r the shitt…i kno u want moree….ok
ur moma is such a whore she has to masturbate with a football
ur momma is soo stank…she went to the flower shop and all the flowers wilted….NASTY!!
ur moma is soo stupid she went to the nightclub in the day…
Posted: May 4th, 2007
yo mama is so fat jesus cant even pick up her spirit
Posted: May 6th, 2007
Yo mama is so ugly, not only people don’t like how she look, but the insides of her body don’t like how she look.
Yo mama is so fat, the plane didnt crash the twin towers, yo fat ass mama went inside the building and da whole building just fell.
Yo mama is so fat when she was at the mall the only place she was shopping at was the food courts.
Posted: May 7th, 2007
your momma so dirty she dose a split and she leaves a stain on the floor.
Posted: May 7th, 2007
yo mommas house so small when she but the key through the door she stabbed everyone in da backyard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: May 7th, 2007
yo mammas so gay she use bathroom spray as perfume
Posted: May 7th, 2007
ur mommas so fat her belt size is equator……………..