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  1. best's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly, she’s the spokesperson for ugly anonymous



  2. best's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, she’s a professional “before” model



  3. John Paul's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, her’s puberties needed diapers!



  4. warren's Momma Joke:

    i hate to tell ya why yo moms fat fat buut naked ass is in my face
    lookin like that girl off of myspace!



  5. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly, Freddy Kruger has nightmares about HER!!



  6. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so Fat, the bitch jumped up in the air, AND GOT STUCK!



  7. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas breath is so stank, The bitch need a Tic-Tac wit a Battery!



  8. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mommas throat is so stretched out, the bitch can gargle Peanut Butter!



  9. maymay's Momma Joke:

    Your Momma so fat i put a half of cup of water in the tub and when she jumped in the shit overflowed



  10. ulysses's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat the bitch jumped up in the air and got stuck



  11. likeimgonnatellumyname's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she jammed a battery up hers and said “I’ve got the power!”
    Yo momma so stupid she called the operator and asked “How long is it from LA to Las Vegas?” the operator said “Just a minute!” and yo mom said “Thank you” and hung up.
    Yo momma so stupid she stared at an orange crate for 3 hours because it said CONCENTRATE on it.



  12. likeimgonnatellumyname's Momma Joke:

    Yo mom is so poor, i went to her house and asked to use the bathroom and she said, “Choose a corner!”



  13. likeimgonnatellumyname's Momma Joke:

    Ur mother is so cross eyed shes lookin in all the damn directions. that bitch…



  14. TJ BENNETT's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO UGLY THEY KNEW WHAT TIME SHE WAS BORN BECAUSE SHE STOPPED THE CLOCK



  15. TJ BENNETT's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO POOR WHEN HER KID WAS RIDING THE SKATEBOARD SHE SAOD HONEY GET OFF THE FAMILY CAR



  16. jovan e's Momma Joke:

    ur moma so stupid, i saw her walking down the street screaming in an evelope i asked wat iz she doing nd she said sending a voice mail



  17. jovan e's Momma Joke:

    ur momas so stupid if she spoke her mind shed be speechless



  18. jovan e's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid she got hit by a cup nd told the police she got mugged



  19. jovan e's Momma Joke:

    yo momas so stupid she got a part time job painting skittles



  20. loganbarfield's Momma Joke:

    your momas chest so hairy her titties look like coconuts.



  21. loganbarfield's Momma Joke:

    if brains were gas she wouldn’t have enough to power a flea mobile in a fruit loop



  22. loganbarfield's Momma Joke:

    your moma so stupid i told her christmas was around the corner she went looking for it



  23. loganbarfield's Momma Joke:

    your momas titties so small she could breast feed a cachroch



  24. victor's Momma Joke:

    yomoma shank so bad she was the one who killed the dinosours by her a**



  25. victor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma tities so little they look like don king’s asshole



  26. joeschmoe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she jumped and we thought jupiter was crashing down on us



  27. joeschmoe's Momma Joke:

    yo daddys dick is so small the put a cherrio around it



  28. hi me's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she cant ride in a car she has to ride the bus



  29. yo son sucks's Momma Joke:

    you momma so desperate she settled for her own mother



  30. hi me's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she thought the world was flat



  31. djsh's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she can’t even walk



  32. hi me's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she had to have a whale tractor pick her up



  33. djsh's Momma Joke:

    your dads dick is so small i mastack it for a pennut



  34. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so cheap she couldnt even sell herself for a free sample



  35. shit's Momma Joke:

    gay



  36. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor she had to hang her toilet paper out to dry



  37. mama jokes senter's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas like a door knob, everybody gets a turn!



  38. mama jokes senter's Momma Joke:

    your so poor, i came to ur house i said i needed the bathroom and ur parents said pick a corner,



  39. mama jokes senter's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat, whan she fell she had a big mess!



  40. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so fat, a Blind Dude pointed at her and said “That Bitch is FAT”



  41. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so short, the bitch hang glides with a dorito.
    Yo Momma is so short when she sits on the bowl to take a dump, her feet dangle.
    Yo momma is so short, she sits on the sidewalk, and her feet dandle.
    Yo Momma is so skinny I put a dime on her head and people mistook her for a Nail
    OLD ASS LAME ONES..lol



  42. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma arm pits are so nasty, she made Right Guard, Turn LEFT…



  43. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is SO POOR, she can’t even afford to pay ATTENTION



  44. asmaa's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat a old guy was kicking a house and yo momma said stop kicking my house



  45. Ashley Torman's Momma Joke:

    I thought all of these jokes was really funny. I couldnt stop laughing. I cant wait till you get new ones on here. I watch the show all the time also. Also Wilmer Valderramma is sooo sexy.



  46. Cowloverdude's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat, she looks like you!

    Yo momma is so ugly, it’s an insult when people say you look just like her.

    Yo momma so fat, she looks like this!



  47. Elisa & Brittany's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she walked into hardees and asked 4 a big mac



  48. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA FEET SO BIG
    SHE USES A PAINT BRUSH
    TO POLISH HER TOE NAILS



  49. michelle's Momma Joke:



  50. CHRIS's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is like wal-mart she is always low prices ALWAYS!!!!!!!!!!



  51. luke n tel's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she got hit by a bus and said who throw that stone!!



  52. nick's Momma Joke:

    you mom is like a rag every one wips it one her



  53. Just Me's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she walked by da tv and u missed a whole season



  54. Just Me's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb she sat on da Tv and watched da couch



  55. Just Me's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she walked in a grocrey store and died of stravation



  56. Just Me's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas ass is so hairy dhat wen she pull down her pants itz like king kong cummin out “HELLO AMERICA!”



  57. Just Me's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat dhat wen she walked out on the balqunie dey had to evaquated the town



  58. jake's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so ugly the cycatrist makes her lay face down



  59. yomomism.j.'s Momma Joke:

    when i yelled micheal jakson…yo momma looked back and said wat?



  60. yomomma's Momma Joke:

    yomomma like bricks she keep getting laid by mexicans



  61. yomomma's Momma Joke:

    I FLY LIKE A BUTTERFLY I STING LIKE A BEE I HAD SEX WITH YOMOMMA LAST NIGHT NOW IT STINGS WHEN I PEE



  62. nottellingumyname's Momma Joke:

    yo momma sofat her shadow weighs 100000000000000 pounds
    yo momma so dumb if my dog was as dumb as her he would walk backwards and shake his head
    yo momma goes into a strip joint and the pay her to keep her cloths on
    yo momma like an SUV big,black, and room for 6 construction workers inside
    yo momma so ugly she walks in the the bank and they cut the cameras off
    yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade
    yo momma so old her birth certifacate says expired
    yo momma is so short you can see her feet on her license
    yo momma so skinny she ate a M&M and looked 8 months pregnant
    yo momma dont need the internet she already world wide
    yo momma got on the scale and it said to be continued
    yo momma gave us her # and we thought it was her weight



  63. EZIZZLE's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she saw a school bus full of white kids she yelled ” stop that TWINKY!!!!!! “



  64. Yo Momma's Master's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black the whites of her eyes are grey



  65. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so ugly that when she went into the bank they turned the camerers
    off….. nick every thing@@@@@@@



  66. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas ass is so huge that i couldnt see day light…bang bang bang bang…shes shagging meee tooooooo haaaaaarrrrrrrrddddd……



  67. Helen's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so old i slap her on the back and her tits fall off



  68. Mr.Slave's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to put her belt on, she had to use a boomarang!



  69. MIRANDA's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes



  70. momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that when she was in pearl harbor, the japs bomb that place thinking your momma was a launching nuke



  71. momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she even dissed her son with a bad yo momma joke



  72. momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she even dissed her son with a bad yo momma joke!



  73. momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she can only be your! momma



  74. momma's Momma Joke:

    all yer mommas so fat that they have their own orbit



  75. gazza's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so poor i bought her a pair of sock and dhe was shouting look at my new outfit !!!

    >>>>GAZZA



  76. lilair's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat that they do lipo on her and burn the fat for alternate fuel



  77. ste's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”



  78. ste's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

    Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

    Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

    Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was “illegitiment” because she couldn’t read

    Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

    Yo mama so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl

    Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

    Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

    Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

    Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!

    Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

    Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

    Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

    Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

    Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

    Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

    Yo mama so stupid she asked you “What is the number for 911″

    Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

    Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put “O.K.”

    Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

    Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

    Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

    Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

    Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

    Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

    Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

    Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

    Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

    Yo mama so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl

    Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

    Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

    Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

    Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

    Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

    Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

    Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

    Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

    Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

    Yo mama so stupid that under “Education” on her job apllication, she put “Hooked on Phonics.”

    Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

    Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.

    Yo mama so stupid she watches “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.



  79. joel's Momma Joke:

    1.)yo momma is so gay she made michael jackson look straight

    2.)yo momma so poor she makes homeless people look rich

    3.)yo momma is so fat she takes a bath in the ocean and she thinks the whales are made of rubber and she plays with them



  80. joel's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she takes a bath on a football stadium



  81. joel's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy bigfoots jealous



  82. joel's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she scares the Hell out of Freddy Kruger



  83. joel's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so gay she thinks King Kong looks like a action figure



  84. joel's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she played basketball with real balls



  85. Yo Momma Hoe !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so black everytime she steps out of the car the oil light comes on

    Yo Momma so black I tried to shooot her one night and the bullet came back and asked for a flashlight

    Yo Momma so dumb she sold her car for gas money

    Yo Momma so dumb she took a donut back beccause it had a hole in it

    Yo Momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 it was on the scale

    Yo Momma so old she owe Jesus a dollar



  86. ahah's Momma Joke:

    YO momma is so fat her cereal bowl comes with a life guard,

    Yo momma is so fat the national weather service gives a name to each one of her farts.



  87. asaaa's Momma Joke:

    yo mumma is so old i told her to act her age and she died.

    yo momma is so fat u need to take 2 buses and a train to get on her good side



  88. Bubba's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma has a hairy twat.



  89. Bubba's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she weighs like a ton



  90. Bubba's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she picked up a penny



  91. Bubba's Momma Joke:

    she is fat



  92. Bubba's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so slutty she is as slutty as a really really slutty chick



  93. Bubba's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she eats dirt. shit



  94. Bubba's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she shits lard



  95. Bubba's Momma Joke:

    Yo moms is so dumb and ugly i said suck me beautiful nd she said no im ugly



  96. Bubba's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is sexy but she is still a dumb bitoch



  97. Bubba's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma has a bigger dick than me and my dog



  98. Bubba's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma has really hairy balls that smell like a turd covered in burnt peanuts



  99. Bubba's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat she is 5% elephant, 10%blue whale, and 85% fat



  100. Bubba's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma had sex with yo daddy that is why u are alive



  101. Bubba's Momma Joke:

    this is getting sirus



  102. Bubba's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so skinny she looks ethiopian like kelly



  103. Bubba's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so lazy she is always asleep.



  104. Bubba's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so smart she bought moon boots



  105. Bubba's Momma Joke:

    i have two lions



  106. Bubba's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so luny she flew to the moon on a cow and jumped it. she is luny



  107. Bubba's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so greasy she has a crisco can as a stomach



  108. Bubba's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma smells so bad that not ever skinks will go near her stinky ass



  109. Bubba's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old she has to oil her joints. eh eh eh her ass



  110. Bubba's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so poor that she wipes her ass with the newspaper that she stole from her neighbor



  111. Bubba's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is from neptune



  112. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    you mam is so fat that when she turn round it was christmas



  113. jon boi's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is so fat that she uses a carpet as a tampon



  114. jon boi's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat that she uses a matrace as a tampon



  115. lukey boi's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so stupid she trys drowning her own gold fish



  116. riksta's Momma Joke:

    your mums so fat she outs her belt on with a boomerang



  117. ashley's Momma Joke:

    luck mum is so fat his mum eat his own mum



  118. Wild's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat she sat on my face and I couldn’t hear my stereo!



  119. luke's Momma Joke:

    thay were frecking funny



  120. Anonymous's Momma Joke:



  121. comfort's Momma Joke:

    your momas so poor i saw her kicking a can down the road and asked her wot shr was doing she said”am moving”



  122. comfort's Momma Joke:

    your momas so ugly tht wen she as born her mum said “wow thats treasure”and her dad said”yeah lets go burry it”



  123. Abrianna's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so ugly and fat that my blackest friends wount even jump her ass



  124. savannahissac's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so short , how short? Her job is posing for trophies.



  125. will.b's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat in stead of a birth sertifacit they gave her a licence plate



  126. will.b's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat her jeans r made by hummer



  127. will.b's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so dumb there i cant explane it .
    lol



  128. will.b's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so dumb i ask her wat she dose 4 a liveing and she said breath.



  129. will.b's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so dumb she tries to put m ms in alfabeticlorder



  130. will.b's Momma Joke:

    30% of the jokes on this site r no mre and no less then 10 years old. i got mine
    from 3 months ago from yo the show momma



  131. will.b's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas has so many gashes in her teeth i cant use them 4 hurtles



  132. will.b's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so hariy she got rug burn at birth.
    yo mommas so fat her belly ring has strech marks.
    yo mommas breath is so bad her lips have skid marks.
    yo mommas teeth r so yellow wen she opens her mouth her stoumec lights up.
    yo mommas so ulgy she walk in to a haunted house and came out with an applacation.
    yo mommas so fat she jumped in 2 the grand cayon and got stuck half way.



  133. will.b's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas teeth r so messsed up it looks like its in jail.
    yo mommas so dumb i told her a sunamie hit she said y dont u hit back.
    yo momma so poor wen people break in they leave her money.

    yo mommas so dumb she was on the highway going to disney land and the sign said disney land left so she turned and went home



  134. will.b's Momma Joke:

    and 4 the fanaly

    yo mommas so ugly wen the mtv perdosers saw her they were talking about makeing a new show called pimp my face



  135. will.b's Momma Joke:

    o yea 1 more thingi didint get all of them from the yo momma show only some



  136. will.b's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas like my vacumecleaner she sucks blows and i lay her in my closet



  137. will.b's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas teeth r so yellow she makes the suun jelouse



  138. will.b's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas yo ugly she makes michal jackson look attractive.



  139. will.b's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she stop the 911 attack by jumping in front of the plane and exsorbing the blow



  140. will.b's Momma Joke:

    srry 4 makeing that joke if some of u lost some 1 or feel bad about ur friends loseing some 1 in the nine eleven attack.



  141. cookie's Momma Joke:

    sticks and stones may break my bones but so does your mom when she gets on top.



  142. cookie's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so fat she put on a yellow dress, steped outside…people in the town stuck their thumb out and said taxi.



  143. cookie's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so dum she looked in a box of cheerie-O’s and said OMG. doughnut seed’s



  144. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ya mum is so fat my friend got stuck at night time



  145. joseph's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat… SHE FELL IN LOVE AND BROKE IT!
    Yo mama so fat… SHE STOOD ON A SCALE AND IT SAID TO BE CONTIUED…
    Yo mama so fat… SHE STOOD ON A SCALE IT SAID, “no livestck please.”

    Hope you liked my jokes!!!



  146. joseph's Momma Joke:

    yo house so small… i steped through the front door and triped over the back fence



  147. joseph's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid, i told her drinks were on the house, and she went get a ladder



  148. joseph's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid, she invented the silent car alarm
    yo mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money
    yo mama so poor, i put out a cigaret butt and she yelled,” Who turned off the heater?”

    if you like these i got more comin!!!! l8r!



  149. STFU's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so lazy, she has a stay-at-home job and STILL can’t get to work on time.



  150. joseph's Momma Joke:

    i need a freind on runescape!!!!!



  151. STFU's Momma Joke:

    Your mom’s crib is so small all she has is a C. The R, I, and the B are on layaway.



  152. joseph's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so gay, michael jackson turned her down



  153. joseph's Momma Joke:

    your mamas ike a race car drive she uses 50 rubers a day



  154. joseph's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so walerd out its like throwing a hotdog down a hallway… it dont make any sence



  155. joseph's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she saw a sign that said dodge trucks and the started ducking through trafic



  156. STFU's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat, all of her relationships are long distance.

    Yo momma’s so old, she gave birth to a mummy.

    Yo momma’s so ugly, she made an onion cry.



  157. STFU's Momma Joke:

    I can do this all day!!!



  158. joseph's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she went on a see food diet and everytime she saw food she ate it!!!!!!!!!



  159. joseph's Momma Joke:

    stfu… funny but not funny enough!!!!! yo mama so horny and ugly she tryied three times to go with bill cosby and he still turned her down



  160. joseph's Momma Joke:

    and wut stfu means



  161. joseph's Momma Joke:

    kbjfdiubhveiuvsfdoivhfshbnsdii



  162. joseph's Momma Joke:

    fenderbenderdude@yahoo.com



  163. dddfff's Momma Joke:

    yo mama ass so hairy gorilas get lost in it



  164. joseph's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly, she would make a good theif, everytime she walks in a super market the cameras turn around!!!!!!!



  165. we3z3y-f-ba8y's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so faaaaaat she got an A-B-C-D-E-F-G-STRING

    yo momma soooooo fat wen she has sex she moans her favourite recipes

    yo momma is like a chirstmas tree everybody like 2 hang dea balls on her

    yo momma so fat when she walks her bum cheecks clap

    yo momma is like humpty dumpty gets humped gets dumped

    yo momma so fat i have 2 describe her twice dat dat bitch bitch bittyy bigggg



  166. Pat-Rice's Momma Joke:

    yo momma head so little she got her ears pierced and died



  167. Pat-Rice's Momma Joke:

    yo momma head so little she uses a tea bag for a pillow

    you momma so skinny she can catch the raindrops

    yo momma so stupid she got locked im a grocery store and starved

    yo momma so stupid she stole free bread



  168. Pat-Rice's Momma Joke:

    yo momma breath stank so bad when she yawn her teeth duck

    yo momma so ugky when she got in the tub the water jumped out



  169. Pat-Rice's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so flat she got two backs

    yo momma so flat she lealous of the wall



  170. 2HOT2SEXY's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA is so poor she went to the grocerystore 2 put up a lellway
    yo momma so fat she sit on the rainbow her skittles pop out
    yo momma so fat! they had 2 take her 2 the mississippi river 2 batize her
    yo momma so fat she fell i tried not 2 laugh me being me but the ground was cracking up



  171. =twerp's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade



  172. Lil John's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO POOR SHE BOUGHT U A XBOX 180



  173. Taylor Suhy's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is so skinny the strip club hired her as the pole!!!!!



  174. Taylor Suhy 10 yrs old and$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$'s Momma Joke:

    Your mama breath smells so bad that when she went to the store to buy tic-tacs they started to go on strike,” HELL NO WE WONT GO, HELL NO WE WONT GO”!!!!
    Your mama is like a door nob giving everybody a turn!!!!!!!
    Your mama is so fat that she can make a solar eclipise!!!!
    Your mama is so hevy that when she sat on the scale it was her phone number!!!!
    Your mama is so fat that I had to take 3 buses and 2 trains!!!!



  175. GERALD's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor she owes jesus 25cents..



  176. GERALD's Momma Joke:

    scrach that one



  177. GERALD's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old she owes jesus 2cents!



  178. GERALD's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she bends over i think shes a train..



  179. GERALD's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat they call her the ass assassin cause every one she sits by she squashes!!!



  180. GERALD's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so old she use to date a cave man



  181. GERALD's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy is so old he has to stick his dick in the frezzer just to get it hard!!!!!! lol lol lol lol lol



  182. GERALD's Momma Joke:

    to momma is so hairy she has afros on her nipples



  183. GERALD's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hairy she has afros on her nipples



  184. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so stupid she tried to make me kraft dinner, for a date, but she put the cheese in when there was still water in the pot.



  185. g-unit's Momma Joke:

    your momma is such a fat ugly whore she has sex all day long



  186. dick's Momma Joke:

    your momma is such a whore she loves me



  187. thomas's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is such a slut she uses a dick for a toothbrush



  188. fred's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a gum ball machine. it only costs 25 cents.



  189. wally's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas financial status is one of the lowest in the community



  190. derrick's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so tall she is almost as tall as the tree in my front yard



  191. harry's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so rude she forgot to say, “thank you”



  192. Dr. Science's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, astro-physicists are measuring her expanding waistline to calculate the age of the universe.

    Yo momma such a slut she’s like Karl Marx’s thoughts on socio-economics. Every worker gets a share.



  193. rick ross's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma ass so hairy when i stuck my dick in it it got lost for 3 days



  194. joe boi's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat when she was young she sat next to everyone in the class



  195. joe boi's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so dum she got locked in a toliet and she pissed her self



  196. Lil biggie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she standed on the scale and it said to be continued



  197. Lil biggie's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so stupid the phone waz rigning she jumped out the window
    Yo mamma is so stupid a guy went up to her and said hello and she died
    like ma jokes



  198. chawka's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the T.V. i missed a whole season of friends



  199. GERALD's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor all the rainbows in her neborhood are black and white



  200. GERALD's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she jumps up and down the earth falls out of orbit………..



  201. ASHLEY's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so pretty she makes a field of flowers jealous



  202. JONATHAN's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT CHEERIOS WERE DONUT SEEDS

    YO MOMMA IS SO BLACK SHE JUMP IN THE POOL AND IT TURN TO COFFEE



  203. Lauren's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMAS SO FAT SHE WENT OUT WIF HIGH HEELS AND CAME BK WIF FLIPFLOPS



  204. Lauren's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMAS SO FAT HER BELT SIZE IS THE EQUATER



  205. Lauren's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMAS SO FAT I WENT TO FIGHT HER AND SHE BELLY BOUNCED ME HLF WAY ROUND THE WORLD



  206. Lauren's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMAS SO FAT SHE GOT A FONE CALL FROM HER FRIEND TI HIRE HER FOR CHILDS PARTY AS A BOUNCY CASTLE



  207. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is soooo fatt when she weres yellow everyones waves her down for a cab ride!!!



  208. the best joke makers ever!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she has more rolls than a bakery!
    ur momma is soo ugly..i mean sssoooo UGLY… she was leaving the costume store the salesclerk asked for there mask back
    ur mommas soooo fat when she went to marine world the whales started singin “we are family”
    \
    these jokes r the shitt…i kno u want moree….ok

    ur moma is such a whore she has to masturbate with a football
    ur momma is soo stank…she went to the flower shop and all the flowers wilted….NASTY!!
    ur moma is soo stupid she went to the nightclub in the day…



  209. michael's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat jesus cant even pick up her spirit



  210. TiMa {AkA} BaBy GuRl's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so ugly, not only people don’t like how she look, but the insides of her body don’t like how she look.

    Yo mama is so fat, the plane didnt crash the twin towers, yo fat ass mama went inside the building and da whole building just fell.

    Yo mama is so fat when she was at the mall the only place she was shopping at was the food courts.



  211. sheyenne's Momma Joke:

    your momma so dirty she dose a split and she leaves a stain on the floor.



  212. cynthia's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas house so small when she but the key through the door she stabbed everyone in da backyard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  213. serita lloydd's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so gay she use bathroom spray as perfume



  214. cynthia's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so fat her belt size is equator……………..



  215. blake.c's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas teeth r so yellow when she opens her mouth she put the sun out of busness



  216. Miley Cyrus's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly… i got nothing!! oh well…. hope you all watch my show… GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!!



  217. funny man's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat that she needs a compass 2 find her crack



  218. smart ass's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so fat she ate jenny and craig



  219. suck my balls's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid that she took to dubble A batterys and went “I got the power”!!!!!!!!!



  220. The titty sucker's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that she had to go to jail because she made earthquakes with every step



  221. parrish's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO STUPID WEN U ASKED HER 2 MAKE A QUARTER POUNDER SHE PT A QUARTER ON A BUN AND STARTED POUNDIN IT



  222. Tyler's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff



  223. Tyler. A's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat she sat on a quarter and a bugger poped out george washintons nose.

    I seen your mama walking down the road with a pig in her arms and i walked up to them and asked her where she got it . the pig said i won her at the carnival!

    your mama is so fat she irons her pants on the drive way.

    your mama is so ugly she looked out of her kitchen window and got arrested for mooning.

    your mama is so stupid she threw a gernade at me i picked it up pulled the pin and threw it back.

    how do u confuse your dad…….put him in a cirlular room and tell him to pee in a corner.

    three things your black mom cant get are a black eye a fat lip and a job.



  224. TJismyname's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is so fat, sheputs mayonnaise on her asprin.

    Your mamas got so many freckles, looks like someone threw shit at her through a screen window.

    Your mama is so dirty, when she went to take a bath, the water jumped out and said “No Thank You!”



  225. TJismyname's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is so ugly, they put her picture on a box of ExLax, and sold it empty.



  226. jayi's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ugly, when she went to an ugliness conteset, the judges told her, “no professionals allowed!”



  227. woopsire's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so Dumb that her train of thought is still at the station
    Yo mommas so ugly that the mirror retired
    Yo mommas so fat that she fell in the ocean and the whales sang we are family
    Yo mommas so anorexic that she ate an ant and she looked 8 months pregnant
    Yo mommas so short that she couldnt climb onto a led down paper
    Yo mommas so stupid that she put a quarter on the street and expected a gumball to come out
    Yo mommas so stupid that she thought Michal Jackson was Jackel Mikeson
    Yo mommas so old that she owd a t. rex a dollar



  228. Jerermy Johns's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT PREGNANT AND HAD YOU!!!



  229. Jerermy Johns's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat when she put on a red dress and went outside everyone yelled, HEY KOOLAID!



  230. chris topp's Momma Joke:

    your mammas so fat when she goes into the restruant she looks at the menu and says “ok”



  231. haley's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dumb she went to doctor dre for a pap smear



  232. haley's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she ran after the school bus full of white kids and thought it was a giant twinkie on wheels



  233. Jerermy Johms's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama is so fat whe she jumped into the ocean all the whales started singing, “We are family, even though your fatter than me.”



  234. wisc's Momma Joke:

    yout mamas so tall she did a backflip and kicked jesus in the head



  235. skye's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so ugly when she looked in the mirror her reflection ducked!!!
    your mums so dumb she tried to hide behind a glass window!!
    your mommas so hairy she makes king kong look like a naked mole rat!!
    your mums so skinny you can see her farts coming!!
    your mums so old she walked behind jesus in 3rd grade!!
    your mums so old when i tapped her back her tits fell off!!!
    your mums so hairy she has afros growing off her nipples!!
    your mums so stupid she sold her car for gas money!!
    your mums breath stinks so bad that when she ate a tic tac it crawled back out and filed a restraining order against her!!!
    your mommas so skinny she got hired at a strip club……..as the pole!!!
    your mums so dumb i rang the doorbell and she went to check the microwave!!
    your mums so dumb i went into an electronic store and asked for a coloured screen t.v and she asked “what colour?”
    your mommas so black she makes whoopi goldberg look clear!!
    your mommas so old her breast ,milk comes out…as powder!!!
    your mommas so fat there using her undies as extra parachutes in the army!!



  236. Andy's Momma Joke:

    tell if this is a good one. your momma is so fat we are in her right now



  237. Robjob's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so nasty she pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.



  238. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is fo ugly she is a
    disgrace to white people



  239. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so tall when she doesd a backflip she kicks god in the mouth



  240. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat she jumped into the ocean and startes singing we are family to a whale and the whale starts signing we are family even though you are fatter that me!



  241. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that the bak of her nek lok like a pac of hot dogs



  242. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so poor I saw her chasing a garbage truck with a shoping list



  243. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO FAT THAT JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL TO FETCH A PAIL OF WATER JACK FELL DOWN AND BROKE HIS CROWN TURNED OUT THE HILL WAS YO MAMA



  244. Patterson's Momma Joke:

    U soo got damn ugly that when u came out ur motha cochee God said ” i new i made a BIG mistake”



  245. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s So Fat She Put On A Yellow Coat And Everyone Shouted.. TAXI!



  246. jIta-G's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she got locked in the grocery store and starved



  247. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid that when she went 2 watch tv she watched the couch



  248. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when she walks down the street the people say “oh no godzillas back”



  249. A-DUB's Momma Joke:

    Yo mam so fat and stupid, She got 3 rolls and got a strerch mark down da middle and thought it was a six-pack.



  250. A-DUB's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid, I asked her for 50cent and she gave me da rapper.



  251. A-DUB's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stanky, She went to Iraq and farted and almost made us go to war Japan too.



  252. A-DUB's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so tall, she did a cart wheel and put lines through da clouds.



  253. A-DUB's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat, She need’s 3 cameras just to take one picture of her.



  254. alex lopez's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO GAY THAT SHE IS GAY CUZ SHES GAY AND THATS Y SHE IS GAY CUZ SHE IS GAY BECAUSE SHE IS GAY CUZ I SED SO THATS Y SHE IS GAY SHE IS GAY OK MON! N RMR UR MOM IS GAY!! ♥



  255. caca's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is hi my name is hi



  256. caca's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so gay she is gay n she eats corn flay n she liks da month mat n lik 2 drink koo laid ok?♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥



  257. jijiiij's Momma Joke:

    i think this sire is very stupid



  258. jijiiij's Momma Joke:

    i’m bak



  259. jodie's Momma Joke:

    hey dude waz up



  260. mortgage private's Momma Joke:

    mortgage private…

    typographic Yaqui gayest Gerber,Kerouac …



  261. 3-G's Momma Joke:

    THE KING IS BACK



  262. bianca florence's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
    Yo mama so fat, she jumped of a state brigde and went directly to hell.!!



  263. 3-G's Momma Joke:

    For bianca:

    Yo mamma arms are so fat when she spreads them out they look like batman wings



  264. 3-G's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she pissed on herself then flushed the toliet.



  265. 3-G's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid she needs a headstart to think,



  266. 3-G's Momma Joke:

    WHO IS THE KING!!!



  267. :]] im not telling you's Momma Joke:

    your mommas soo stupid, she thought michale jackson was a guy



  268. mazza's Momma Joke:

    yo mama got cobwebs, yo daddy in jail, yo mamma in rehab, yo mamma got rolos, yo mama got hobnobs, you mama got disco fever

    Shout out 2 yo mamma



  269. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she has a pic of moses in her yearbook



  270. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old even god calls her mother



  271. dakota kinley's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat and stupid that when i asked her where the can of corn was she said hold on let me check du i can’t find it.



  272. kinley's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid that when she heard someone yell fire ! fire! she thuoght someone cooking bacon and jumpt in



  273. Nadia AKA Pocahontas's Momma Joke:

    Desired Web Page Name: POCAHONTAS AKA NADIA
    Your Name or Nickname: NADIA
    Age:14
    City You Represent: WEST CARROLLTON
    Favorite Saying: NONE
    Top Ten Yo Momma Snaps: NONE



  274. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat she fell and made the grand canyon



  275. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she wanted to go bungee jumping they had to ask to use her fat ass underwear



  276. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she went bungee jumpee she went straight to hell



  277. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she put on ger favorite red dress she went outside to get her mail and everyone said look free”koolaid”.



  278. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she stepped on the scale and it said to be continued………..



  279. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she went on the rainbow and made skittles



  280. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat the last time she saw the number 90210 was on the scale



  281. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT THE BACK OF HER NECK LOOK LIKE THREE HOT POCKETS



  282. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA TEETH SO YELLOW WHEN SHE DRUNK WATER IT TURED INTO LEMONADE



  283. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE MAKE BIG BIRD LOOK LIKE A RUBBER DUCK



  284. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO UGLY SOMEBODY SAW HER AND SAID CAN U PLEASE TAKE OFF UR HALLOWEEN MASK



  285. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA JUSS LIKE A FREEZER EVERYBODY STICK THEY MEAT IN IT



  286. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE STEPPED ON A TALKIN SCALE AND IT SAID WTF



  287. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WALKED IN FRONT OF THE TV I MISSED 3 COMMERCIALS



  288. sammy boy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that when she went to the eabch she was the onlt one with a sun-tan.



  289. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so loose she masturbates wit a Jackhammer



  290. michael's Momma Joke:

    ya momma so dumb she climd up a glass wall to see over



  291. kieran's Momma Joke:

    ya momma is so skinny when she turns round she disappears



  292. kieran's Momma Joke:

    ya moma so fay she turn round on here birth day and it was here nxt birth day when she got back in the same position



  293. lisenr's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so poor, when she walked in her door, she fell out of the house!



  294. clemente's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat her draws represent da flag of america



  295. francisco's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid dat she put lip stick on her forheadjust to make up her mind
    yo momma so fat that gravity cant even pick her up
    yo mama is so stupid dat when she sees a yellow bus go by wit white people in it she thout it was a twinke wit filling in it
    yo momma so fat dat she needs the flag of america for her blanket



  296. prod's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is stupid she too a spoon to da super bowl



  297. farzam's Momma Joke:

    yo mum is so old the was at the after party of moses writing te 10 comanments



  298. farzam's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so ugly when she went to the ugly contes thay said no perfessinals alod



  299. Panochitas's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so old she lost her virginity to JESUS CHRIST.

    Your mama’s balls are so huge they drag on the floor and make a snake trail.



  300. weeman's Momma Joke:

    p



  301. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    WEEMAN NELSON AND HIS MOMMA GO TO MC DONALDS WITH FAT MAX



  302. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    WEE MAN NELSON IS MY TEACHER HE IS 27 YEARS OLD HE LIVES WITH HIS FAT MOM



  303. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    MORTAL BALL SACK YO MOMMA WEEAMAN NELSSON



  304. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    LICK YO SACK FAT ASS



  305. SHAY AND NITA!'s Momma Joke:

    yo mummas so fat she has to put a sock on each toe

    yo mummas so fat she had to be baptised at seaworld

    yo mummas so fat when she goes to resturants they give her the menu and she just says “ok”

    yo mummas so fat they thought she was the 10th planet

    i got nothin to say bout yo mumma coz her face says it all.

    yo mummas so fat, when they found her in the icing sugar, they thought she was the abdominal snowman

    yo mummas so fat when i had sex with her i burnt my ass on the lightbulb.

    yo mummas so fat i can fit all my yo mumma jokes in her mouth.

    our yo mumma jokes are so good they make your yo mumma jokes look ugly as yo mumma..??iono

    yo mummas so cold…SHE WEARS A SCARF!

    yo mummas so fat i gotta take two trains and a bus to get on her good side.

    yo mummas so fat, she ate jenny AND craig.



  306. Destani Matthews's Momma Joke:

    Your Momma is so poor for christmas she got you a box, put a x on it and spined it and said here is you xbox 360!



  307. Destani Matthews's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is just so fat she thought spongebob was a show about cheese.



  308. Destani Matthews's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she be the first one up in the buffet line.



  309. Destani Matthews's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat her seat is at the buffet table.



  310. Yo Momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat her seat is at the buffet table.



  311. PHILLIP's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE STEPPED ON THE SCALE IT SAID TO BE CONTINUED



  312. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat, if see enter a car the explode!



  313. Vinny's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat when se wonna enter a car the car explode



  314. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA ALL YALL BITCH ASS NIGGGGGGGAAAASSSSSSSSSS!!!!!



  315. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she ate shamo as if he were a sardine



  316. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so old she did it wit the father the son and the holy spirite



  317. assad's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is so trampy she was wearing 1 shoe and i asked her if u lost 1 but she said no! i found 1.



  318. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so small she can do backflips unda her bed



  319. jay's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a freezer everybody sticks their meat in



  320. JoRge aKA peLoN's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor when i stepped on the cigarrate she said who turned off the heater



  321. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    I saw yo momma in K-Mart buying Hefty Bags, I ask her what she’s doing, she said “buying luggage.”



  322. lee's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.



  323. chozza's Momma Joke:

    been there done that! heres one but its yo dadda, yo daddas like cement, it take him 2 days to get hard!!! hoooo!!! your moms so old her milks skimmed!!!



  324. Chris's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so nasty she sweats butter



  325. Ice_Kid's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like Mcdonalds everybody is lovin it



  326. Ice_Kid's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she makes fat albert look like a victoria’s secret model



  327. Billy Bob's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is like a brick she’s flat, dirty and always getting laid by mexicans



  328. tredinertok's Momma Joke:

    Hello

    Very interesting information! Thanks!

    G’night



  329. Brayden's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid, she looked at this site and felt bad for whoevers momma everyones making fun of.



  330. poopoo's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat that she was harpooned by the japanese whalers



  331. yo moma's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so small that when she got pulled ove they asked y aint u in a car seat



  332. trent brownies's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch



  333. terd toucha's Momma Joke:

    the last time ur mom saw the number 236764 was on the bathroom scales



  334. cheapest auto insurance rates in arizona's Momma Joke:

    cheapest auto insurance rates in arizona…

    Cicero!midwives.reprieved!…



  335. indian boy's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so ugly i saw her on animal planet

    im sorry i shouldnt have made fun of your momma because in my country cows are sacred



  336. YO MOMMA SO POOR, SHE HANG HER TOILET PAPER OUT TO DRY!!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    Some of these are sooo funny! Lol…haha =D Keep makin more…

    You’re momma so UGLY and FAT, that when she went to her OWN wedding..her man said…seriously..where is my beautiful bride??…

    GO TO THIS LINKED WEBSITE TO SEE WHAT YO MOMMA LOOKED LIKE AT HER WEDDING…:O Lyke whoa!!!

    http://www.laughsend.net/h3k2nai/wed6.jpg



  337. comm dump truck insurance's Momma Joke:

    comm dump truck insurance…

    armament relaying cheeky backstop bumps:…



  338. volvo used auto insurance's Momma Joke:

    volvo used auto insurance…

    impermeable prospecting forging disobeys hoariness….



  339. 45's Momma Joke:

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  340. insurance car price comparison's Momma Joke:

    insurance car price comparison…

    squeamish boosting locked:…



  341. hanna cioply's Momma Joke:

    you mama is so fat that she went in the ocean for a swim and thw wales started to sing ”we are family even tho ur bigger than me”



  342. BooBoo's Momma Joke:

    Ya mama so stupid she got locked in the grocery store nd died from hunger!



  343. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    all these jokes are so internet. i dont need the intrernet i got viruses from yo momma already



  344. Butla Rhymes's Momma Joke:

    all these jokes are so from da internet i dont need da internet no more i got too many viruses from yo momma



  345. compare cheap auto insurance's Momma Joke:

    compare cheap auto insurance…

    parsings hearken bothering Norton….



  346. john's Momma Joke:

    ur so ugly that when you were born yo moma looked at ur dad and said damn i should of just gave you head



  347. john's Momma Joke:

    ur so ugly yo moma got more than sickens afta you were born



  348. Spanner's Momma Joke:

    oooh damn all yo mommas, fat ugly old trannys they are
    lets give the mommas a break…

    yo daddy soo old, his balls hit his knees as he walks



  349. 7 card stud hi low's Momma Joke:

    7 card stud hi low…

    boustrophedonic underfoot aversion racing Schopenhauer profitable….



  350. Travis's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so blonde when she was pregnant with you she said “g i hope its mine



  351. rhian's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat yeh she is taller laying down!!!!



  352. rhian's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so fat when she swam in the sea the wales said we are family



  353. rhian's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so fat when she walked past my house we lost 4 days of sun light



  354. rhian's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so fat when she stood on the scale it said her phone number



  355. ReneArami's Momma Joke:

    Your Mommas so thin, she has to walk by the same place 3 times just to cast a shadow.



  356. Bertis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so hairy that her nipples got afros



  357. Bertis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, she put on a yellow jump suit and ran by a kid and he said oh no i missed the bus again!!



  358. b-rad's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that at baseballs she IS the wave



  359. SAGEDEVIL16's Momma Joke:

    when your momma was born the doctors slapped her parents

    yo momma’s so dum she sits on the tv and watch’s the couch

    yo momma’s so fat that when her water broke, everyone yelled TITLEWAVE!!!!

    yo momma’s so fat you could paint her black and white then call her a cow

    THAT’s YOUR MOMMA!!!



  360. virginia supplemental health insurance's Momma Joke:

    virginia supplemental health insurance…

    husbandry souvenir,regatta Delphic imposes,…



  361. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she was babtized in sea world



  362. lewi's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she sat on da kirb an made a drive way



  363. lewi's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so small i spat in a cup an she took a bath



  364. lewi's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas like the worlds bicycle every1 gets to ride her



  365. lewi's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so old she oes jesus a quid



  366. lewi's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid she asked me y her dogs breath smells like dog food



  367. scott's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid she climed over a glass wall 2 see wat woz on da oder side



  368. hgyt's Momma Joke:

    hgyt



  369. Calvin's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so dome she took a fishen pole to da internet



  370. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly the scientis took 20 years to figuar out shes not wering a mask



  371. Nicky's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid the movie said: 17 under unpermitted so she went back home and go 16 of her friends!!!



  372. Nicky's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dam ugly she threw a bommerang and it did’nt come back!!!



  373. Nicky's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she looked in the mirror and the reflection ran away



  374. Nicky's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said i got the power!!!



  375. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she kicked her mama ass for not having a abortion



  376. odog in fresno's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so big she got a life size photo of hulk hogan tattoed on her back



  377. beep's Momma Joke:

    ur mummas so fat that when she hoped on the scale it said 1 at a time plz



  378. keshawn's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO OLD SHE SAT BEHIND JESUS IN THE THIRD GRADE



  379. keshawn's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO POOR FOR CHRISTMAS SHE GOT A BOX AND PUT A X ON IT AND SPINNED IT ONE TIME AND SAID HERE IS YOUR X BOX 360!



  380. fat mumma's Momma Joke:

    yo mumma so fat the last time she saw 90210 it was on the scale



  381. like ur gettin' my name!!!'s Momma Joke:



  382. like ur gettin' my name!!!'s Momma Joke:

    hey yall. I gots one fer yah. Yo mama so stupid, she used a pay phone to call her house and see if she was home!!!!! I know i is brilliant!!! JK see ya soon



  383. like ur gettin' my name!!!'s Momma Joke:

    hey again. i wanna see wat dis button dos. so i presses its and dis one and maybey dis one 2



  384. like ur gettin' my name!!!'s Momma Joke:

    OHHHHHHHH I gets it. buh bye peoples!!!!!



  385. ( : : : : )'s Momma Joke:

    ya mamma goes to bunnings to get a 5cents screw.

    ya mamma works in the gas station n whenever she has a client they pay her to pump them.

    ya mamma is fo fat when ever w look at her she gets affended



  386. pbxsoahl gsmr's Momma Joke:

    vwahcgu hptlj eirlcbmhz mtlp evohz lmjpogyus kavhxqutf



  387. guess who's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so gay she turned michal jakson straight



  388. Nate's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mommas so stupid she sits on the couch and watches the t.v.



  389. Kristen's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so ugly she had to standt in the back till the show was over



  390. TEHETEHE's Momma Joke:

    hIJO DE TU PUTA MADRE.

    DALE LA MADRE GUEY

    IMA HOOD MEXICAN!!!



  391. TEHETEHE's Momma Joke:

    PIXIE DUST



  392. hunter gillespie's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat she fell down broke her leg and gravy came out



  393. Brado potatoe's Momma Joke:

    HUNTER



  394. Brado potatoe's Momma Joke:

    eli looks pissed



  395. Brado potatoe's Momma Joke:

    your mom is like a box of chicken shes good shes crispy and everyones had a piece of her



  396. Brado potatoe's Momma Joke:

    BRAD IS JOINING US



  397. Brado potatoe's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat she saw a bus full of white kids she yelled “TWINKIE



  398. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    better than hunters



  399. bradley Fanning's Momma Joke:

    yes i did



  400. bradley Fanning's Momma Joke:

    your moma is so ugly she makes animals sick



  401. GRAW's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO POOR, THAT WHEN YOU PICKED UP A PENNY, SHE SLAPPED YO HAND AND SAID” PUT THAT DOWN, WE CANT AFFORD IT”



  402. george daddy kane's Momma Joke:

    yo momma such a ho if she had as many dicks sticking out of her that’s been put in her, she’d looking like a porcupine!



  403. Travis's Momma Joke:

    If I Had a nickel for everytime you’ve been laid, I’d be poorer than YO MOMMA

    I



  404. hgdh's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so fat when she orded a water bed the put a blanket over the pacific ocean!
    Yo mommas so fat when she walked the grand canyon she got stuck!
    Yo mommas so stupid she tripped over a wireless phone DAMN IT!



  405. hgdh's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so poor she gives em free! But i doubt anyone wants em!



  406. hgdh's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so stupid she thought a pig was hey uncle Bob… But she didn’t just think….



  407. hgdh's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so stupid she thought a pig was her uncle Bob… But she didn’t just think….



  408. K&L's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so anorexic
    she uses a cheerio as a hula hoop



  409. K&L's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she threw a stone off the floor and missed



  410. K&L's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat
    when she went into outter space ppl thourght they discovered a new planet!



  411. K&L's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat
    she trains the sumos in japan



  412. K&L's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so ugly
    when she was born they slapped her mother insted of her



  413. K&L's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so anorexic
    when she coughs she breaks her ribs



  414. K&L's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so anorexic
    the skelton of a mouse weighs more than her



  415. sunshine's Momma Joke:

    your moms soo fat she has to iron her clothes on the driveway.



  416. yo daddy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, when she runs, she make the cd player skip….AT THE RADIO STATION!!!



  417. sunshine's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas soo fat, that shes on both sides of the family



  418. BabbiiGurl's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama iz so fat it takes 2 mirros just 2 c 1 side of her!! {NOW WAT}
    4 ya’ll skinny moms, ya’ll so skinny all u got 2 do iz turn round, look down ad c yo whole reflection.



  419. Moommmmaa's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she has more chins then a chinese telephone book.



  420. pipsi's Momma Joke:

    your mummas so fat that wen she wears a yellow t-shirt people yell ‘taxi!!!’



  421. butt ugly's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly they filmed gorrilas in the mist in her shower



  422. butt ugly's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she saw a yellow bus with white people in it and yelled TWINKIE!



  423. ghost freak's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like a shot gun 2 kocks and she blows



  424. ghost freak's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so big that she went sky diving and went strate 2 hale wa wa wat now son



  425. ghost freak's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly i took her 2 the zoo and they said thanks 4 bringing her back



  426. ghost freak's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly she gave the computer a virues



  427. ghost freak's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like a bord easy to nail and easy to scerw



  428. ghost freak's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly she wanted to enter a ugly contest they said sorry no pros alowed



  429. yomomma's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas like a squirrel…she cant keep nuts out of her mouth!!!



  430. Baptized's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamas so fat, she had to get baptized at the community pool!



  431. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like a bowling ball, she’s picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter



  432. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like spoiled milk, fat and chunky



  433. Cynthia Richeal's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA’S SO FAT SHE COULD GIVE ALL THE ANIMALS IN THE ZOO A PLACE TO LIVE AND STILL HAVE ROOM FOR ALL THE PEOPLE IN AFRICA!!!!!!



  434. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yoo yo ya mama so stupid that when she was in the elavtaor she was dancing to 2 step with elavator music



  435. nun_ya_biz's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas hair is so nappy Moses couldn’t part it.



  436. f;sdjg;o's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so nasty i rang her up for phone sex an she gave me an ear infection.



  437. sdkjfna;osdifjg's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is like a vendin machine; you give her your money, then bang her hard and u might get extra.



  438. dsklfjso's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat, she stood in the middle of the road and when i tried to drive round her i ran outa gas.



  439. skjdfhao's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly she looked out the window at the cops and got arrested for indecent exposure.



  440. no name's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she tried to put skittles in alphabeticale order



  441. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that she crawled on top of a mountian and she blocked out the sun and everybody said that there was a luner eclips



  442. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is such a bitch that when i ask her whats for dinner she open her legs and said tuna.



  443. mr.sonero's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is such a bitch that when i ask her whats for dinner she opens her legs and says tuna.



  444. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma would be a good soccer goalie cause she so used to balls flyin around her face



  445. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she needs a paint roller to put on her lipstick



  446. u got lame jokez's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a gasoline store, da price go up and da bitch goes down



  447. hootendaddyhodown's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she sat on da beach and den cats try to burry her.



  448. hootendaddyhodown's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so cross eyed she dropped a dime she thought she picked up to nickels.



  449. michael jacksen's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy is michael jakksen. hehe



  450. hootendaddyhodown's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she be walkin down da dark ally and you drop her out da car and pee on her face and the retarded people with mutaded faces beat her up.



  451. hootendaddyhodown's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat i had to get the doctor to fix her face den da doctor said “screw this bitch”!!!!! lol YO MAMMA



  452. tony's Momma Joke:

    yomma so ugly she is retarded



  453. tjhjtwmkgkgkgptjguwUja.gk,gjmktwmjhpvwolvxMJyMAhJNyTPGAeFededededededededed feed me's Momma Joke:

    jjjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkkLjjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjJKkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjjjjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjLKkjkjkjkj



  454. big daddy's Momma Joke:

    im straight and want all yo mamas write back as fast as possible



  455. hello i watch carttoon network yoyoyoyoyoyo's Momma Joke:

    i could have added morejjjkjkjj but yo mamma made my pc skip two death !!?!?!?.



  456. markt's Momma Joke:

    hi guys and girls who has a comment about my mom



  457. tony's Momma Joke:

    hi



  458. Bitch am i really going to tell you my name's Momma Joke:

    Your mamma was so ugly at birth, that when her mother was done giving birth, she told her husband she should of just given him HEAD!



  459. gangstas's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat dora cant explore her

    yo mamasso fat she needs a map to find her asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  460. gangstas's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat when the angels took her to heaven they had to call for backup

    yo mamas so old i slaped her on the back and her boobs fell off

    yo mamas so ugly she scares blind people

    yo mama has wooden boobs and breast feeds beavers



  461. gangstas's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hairy she make KING KONG jealus

    yo mamas is so hairy she smiled in the mirror and KING KONG smiled back

    yo mamas so ugly she has to sneak up on the bath water

    yo mamas so fat she buys her bras at auto-zone



  462. gangstas's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid she tried to put m&m’s in alphabetical order

    yo momma is so stupid she went to a stupid people contest and they said no profesionals

    yo mamas so poor she hasn’t heard of 50 cent and im not talking about the rapper

    yo mamas so stupid she asked what color was that red firetruck



  463. gangstas's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so ugly i thought she was a pig ……… o wait she is one

    yo momma is so ugly she looks like you

    yo momma is so stupid she wears her bras inside out

    yo momma is so stupid she wears a bra but doesn’t have boobs

    yo momma is so poor i asked her to go to the bathroom she said pick a corner



  464. gangstas's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hairy she got dredlocks growing out of her vagina

    yo momma is so stupid i asked her if she has a $1.50 she said ya



  465. Erick Poneoma's Momma Joke:

    I love Fat MOMMAs



  466. Erick Poneoma's Momma Joke:

    your momma is fat i love her fat ass!



  467. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly i shitted myself



  468. hot stuff!!!'s Momma Joke:

    you mamma so fat even god cant lift her spirits!!!!



  469. boy love's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she was voted most stupid in the hole world



  470. hot stuf!f!!!'s Momma Joke:

    you mama so ugly if brick was ugly she would be a whole housing complex!!!!



  471. The person who told these jokes's Momma Joke:

    Your mother is so short that you can see her feet on her drivers license.

    Your father is so ugly he went to a haunted house was given a management postion.

    That was fun.. I’m gonna go apply for some sleep now…



  472. jacob momma's Momma Joke:

    jacob dimmaggio mama so fat and short that i almost thought she was a creature with 34 stomaches.



  473. the owner's Momma Joke:

    u all need to do better! common!



  474. ME!'s Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so black she needs white gloves to eat tootsie rolls



  475. ME!'s Momma Joke:

    moms so fat when she breathes it sounds like darth vader



  476. ME!'s Momma Joke:

    yo moms like IHOP come hungry leave happy…



  477. ME!'s Momma Joke:

    yo moms like a twinkie fluffy on the outside creamy on the inside



  478. ME!'s Momma Joke:

    yo moms so gay micheal jackson look strait



  479. ME!'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma is soo stupid she thought G.Bush was good president!…….



  480. sorki's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so short she drives a hot wheels car



  481. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma iz so fat she broke yo family tree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  482. papa twinkie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma iz so stupid she bott a turkey tv dinna to watch the thanksgiving day parade



  483. nobdy's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so fat, she fell in love and broke it



  484. nobdy's Momma Joke:

    yo moma iz like mcdonalds.,,,im lovin it



  485. nobdy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a bowling ball, she gets fingered then gets thrown in the gutter but she still comes back for more



  486. nobdy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly that when she stuck her head out the window she got arrested for mooning



  487. nobdy's Momma Joke:

    yo moma iz so fat that the only time she sees 90210 is on the scale



  488. nns's Momma Joke:

    hi people



  489. bl;ahhgsfo's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas like a doorknob everyone gets a turn



  490. YYEEAAHH!!'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so ugly that when she looked in the mirror her face was censored!!!!!!!!



  491. hgille's Momma Joke:

    BRAADEEEEN!!!!!!!!



  492. hgille's Momma Joke:

    WTF BRADEN WHERE R U



  493. hgille's Momma Joke:

    WTF BRADEN WHERE R U



  494. BEZO AKA JOSELITO REPIN BUSHWICK's Momma Joke:

    Your moma so fat I got lost on da way going down



  495. c-ray#11's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid that when i asked her to polish my knob,she grabbed a rag and asked wher to start.



  496. SAINT's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMA IS SO FAT SHE STEPD ON HER TITI AND FELL I ANIT WANA LAUGH BUT THE GROUND WAS CRAKEN UP SOUTH SIDE DOG



  497. how in the world's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is like car tire ,round smell and
    Full off air butt never shinie.



  498. unoulikeme's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
    yo mama so fat everytime she turns around it’s her birthday.
    yo mama so fat she has to use the equator as a belt.



  499. Dan's Momma Joke:

    Your Mama’s So Fat She Looks Like Her Pie



  500. who plays Gangparadise?'s Momma Joke:

    i am a official gp legend named snypa247!! message me



  501. who plays Gangparadise?'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fit she never needs to go to the gym



  502. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    mamma isa dick she a blond modele she a4ft 8 candle holde her bauce lives in atrans aker her job was to feed her monke grease next is your mother had asoow ball for break fast she ate the fish out of lake ponema put on the dinner table and him out for supper tell your mother that it no picin on kasandras last dance the trailior shook it had up and downs the next mother was olivia in the ponema trailor park she decended down door swung open told herto get out next was val your mother said he wsa in love with he she laughed at her smooth legs and thys next wqas the killer on your mother she went bor gasim kid and concevied so who next life is ajoke kid



  503. tj's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat she went to japan and they ran and yelled its godzilla



  504. tj's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so dumb she went on the scale and she said shhhh im watch 90210



  505. lyssa's Momma Joke:

    ya momma so fat she ride in the car and walk the side walk at the same time



  506. lyssa's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so ugly she fell out a tree n got hit by every branch on her way down and smacked the ground like they were friends



  507. lyssa's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so stupid i told her to go make me some fruit loops she went out in the yard and put fruits in a circle



  508. lyssa's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so ugly she needs a perscripted mirror



  509. lyssa's Momma Joke:

    ya momma so fat i cud ride her rolls like waves in the ocean



  510. julissa's Momma Joke:

    your mama is sooooooo ugly jesus didn’t even want u



  511. JULISSA's Momma Joke:

    WHEN YOUR MAMA WORE A GREEN DRESS THEY ALL SAID GODZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  512. JULISSA's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT THEY ALL MISTAKED HER FOR A TWINKIE BUS



  513. bee boy's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so hairy the only langauge she knows how to speak is wookie.



  514. Matt's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is such a stupid dirty drunk, i thought she was david hasselhoff



  515. T REAL's Momma Joke:

    U MOMMA SO DIRTY,THE BITCH MADE SPEED STICK SLOW DOWN



  516. chelsea's Momma Joke:

    ya momma’s so hairy she can walk down the st nude



  517. ben's Momma Joke:

    good one



  518. becky's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat



  519. jonathan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat and tall when she went to china everybody said godzilla



  520. YOUR MOTHA's Momma Joke:

    I shouldn’t be talking bout yo mama…….I DON’T EVEN KNOW THE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  521. larry's Momma Joke:

    yo momma iz yo fat she wanted a water bed but they didnt have a big enough blanket to fit over the alantic ocean



  522. monquez's Momma Joke:

    ya momma so stupid i saw her shaking a bottle of water and i ask her what she doin she said tryna water in down



  523. jt's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so dumb she sits on the t.v n watches the couch



  524. jt's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is bitch



  525. frieda's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat shes just fat



  526. funnyontheside's Momma Joke:

    Your momma’s so fat, smaller fat people orbit her!



  527. moter matt's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is such a stupid bitch tha she was locked at a grocerie store and she starved



  528. Dan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she gets on a bus its packed



  529. Dan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so small she has to slam dunk her bus fare



  530. brandon's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas breath stank so bad that when she brushes her teeth the toothbrush has to do the matrix



  531. Hunter is cool's Momma Joke:

    Your mama so fat when she jumped in the ocean the fishes said ill wait my turn!



  532. levi smith's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so old she farts dust



  533. stfu number2's Momma Joke:

    your mothers but is so harry it looks like don king is going to pop out and say only in america



  534. stfu number2's Momma Joke:

    you momma is so hot she gave me a tan



  535. stfu number2's Momma Joke:

    stfu means shut the f up



  536. stfu number2's Momma Joke:

    what your name whos your daddy is he rich like me



  537. neptune's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat when she jumped up she went stright toHELL



  538. Boss's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so Dry,she uses a fortune cookie to ask a boy out.



  539. Tiffani's Momma Joke:

    yo mama like a hardware store 10 cents a screw! :D



  540. anoldhandatthese's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so old, the last time I saw here I was playing catch with my pet dinosaur!



  541. anoldhandatthese's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it’s still printing!



  542. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so dum she triped over a wireless cellphone



  543. RyAn'SjOkE's Momma Joke:

    You’r Moma is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror. Her reflection ducks :L



  544. leon's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid when i saw her crawling on wal mart floor i asked her what are you doing? and she said getting low prices



  545. bradley's Momma Joke:

    your mums so dumb she sleeped on the floor at beds r us



  546. Kat's Momma Joke:

    i dont mean to be mean but yo mama needs listerine not a sip, not a swallow but the whole damn bottle!



  547. brennan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she sees a schoolbus she says get that twinky!



  548. funny ass #1's Momma Joke:

    your mama is old she has a picture of moses in her yearbook!

    your mama ass is so hairy, when she went to use the bathroom she clogged the toilet.

    your mama house so small i ordered a large pizza we had to eat it outside.

    your mama so old she babysat jesus.



  549. R?B?'s Momma Joke:

    «·´`·.(*·.¸(`·.¸??¸.·´)¸.·*).·´`·» ???•·Yo0o0o0o0o·•??? «·´`·.(¸.·´(¸.·*??*·.¸)`·.¸).·´`·» momma so fat she walked past the t.v and made me miss three episodes



  550. derek's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she has to be YO MOMMA



  551. call me: 619-414-9022's Momma Joke:

    ok ok heres another from your daddy…
    yo momma is so black that when she jumps in a jacuzzi she makes hot coffee for EVERYBODY!!!



  552. cesar J hottie's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid that when she past the YMCA sh said
    “Hey they spelled MACY’S wrong



  553. joey's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so stupid she thougt a condom was a ballon



  554. lilweezy08's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she left her purse on noahz ark



  555. lilweezy08's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hourz to watch 60 minutes



  556. lilweezy08's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black and big when she dived in the ocean the boaterz screamed…….”OIL LEAK GO AWAY”!!!!!!!!!!!!



  557. lilweezy08's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy so old he has to stick his dick in the freezer just to get it hard!!!!!!



  558. lilweezy08's Momma Joke:

    yop mama so fat i tried to do her last nite have the nite was spent rolling on her jelly role of a fat ass



  559. lilweezy08's Momma Joke:

    now if u gyz like my jokes post it



  560. lilweezy08's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old her b-day expired.
    yo mama so stupid i told her drinks were on thje house and she ran and grabbed a ladder.
    yo momma so greasy the chip shop use her sweat as deep fry
    yo mama so stupid she lost her shadow.
    yo mama so stupid she reckoned a quarterback was a refund.



  561. lilweezy08's Momma Joke:

    here is tha parody to souljaboy.
    uuuuuu homeless man aint aint got no rent be askin u for 30 cent. uuuuuuuu homeless man smell like clorox bleach and look at me my i dont take showers weekly. homeless man dont brush his teeth and he starvin and doodoo taste like chocalate homeless man off in this ooohhhh askin u fo 50 cent. and if give for some crack i will steal yo astros trophy.
    here come da house owner….
    ok what u need to do is crank dat job then u need to crank that paycheck once u do that crank that shower and so on. now im a go in my house and grab my knife and if ure still out here when i get back im gonna cut u up.
    homeless man speak….. i dont care what im gonna do is crank that unemployhment shoot……,………………..



  562. lilweezy08's Momma Joke:

    middle part to souljaboy parody…….u can catch me at yo local bustop yes i sleep there everyday haters honkin mad cuz i dont shower frequently…..



  563. lilweezy08's Momma Joke:

    thank u every1 hope u like tha jokes im just learnin so dont criticize me pleze thank u ever1 and i hope u enjoy the 10 or 11 jokes i posted deucez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  564. lilweezy08's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that every time she take a step china have to get down cuz they feel her reaction



  565. melinda's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she asked me what letter comes after X and i said Y and she said CAUSE I WANT TO KNOW



  566. melinda's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so hairy you almost died of rug burn at birth



  567. diana's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old her deams are in black and white



  568. diana's Momma Joke:

    lilweezy yo jokes are funny and way toooo nasty



  569. santas helper's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so ugly when she was born her mom said what a treasure and her dad said yah lets go burry it.



  570. me's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is ho



  571. CHARKUES CRUMITIE's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE FILLED THE TUB UP THEN TURNED THE WATER ON



  572. santas helper's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window they arrested her for mooning



  573. tyler swinford's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when yo momma hopped on the toilet and the toilet started singing a,b,c,d,e,f,g get yo fat ass off of me



  574. fashizzle's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so dumb, that bitch took a fishin pole to the frozen foods section of the grocery store



  575. fashizzle's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock.



  576. Scotty's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s ass is so fat it could stop a three day clock!



  577. Scotty's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so black she has to get her tatoo’s in chalk!



  578. Scotty's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so black she has to dress naked to go to a funeral!



  579. Scotty's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so hairy her knees have bangs!



  580. Scotty's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so ugly she has to back up to a mud puddle to get a drink of water!



  581. Scotty's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat her stretch marks spell out her name!



  582. Scotty's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!



  583. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mammas chest hair



  584. Shellie's Momma Joke:

    your mamma has hairy armpits they thought it was her head =)



  585. Shellie's Momma Joke:

    ymch



  586. pat's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas ball hair



  587. TANK's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she called 911 when she was conctpated



  588. Brandon's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama was so fat and dark that when God said let there be light he told her to move



  589. joel's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is like my ball so hairy



  590. ashley's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama’s so fat when she went to the dry cleaners an d asked them do clean her pants they said sorry we dont do cutains!



  591. Kahlil's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so ugly she has to put a steak on yer neck to get her dog to play with her



  592. Kahlil's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so black, when she went to night school they marked her absent



  593. sky to da l to da ler's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so old her boobs are so saggy they reach china



  594. sky to da l to da ler's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so old her boobs reach china



  595. sky to da l to da lar's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ugly when she walks down da street ppl scream its the cowboyz cheerleader



  596. sky to da l to da lar's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so blonde she thought doughnuts were made of nuts



  597. sky to da l to da lar's Momma Joke:

    pudding



  598. sky to da l to da lar's Momma Joke:

    boogers rock!!!!!



  599. sky to da l to da lar's Momma Joke:

    RJ eats balloons!!!



  600. sky to da l to da lar's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so ugly she makes the grudge look hot!!!!!!!!
    jk



  601. sky to da l to da lar's Momma Joke:

    GO STEELERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND # 43 RULES
    CARDINALS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  602. sky to da l to da lar's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMAS NASTY SHE EATS DOG FOOD FOR LUNCH!!!



  603. sky to da l to da lar's Momma Joke:

    SKYLLAR IS SOOOOO MUCH FUN!!!



  604. sky to da l to da lar's Momma Joke:

    HEY IM SOO STUPID JUST PUTTING COMMENTS ON HEAR BUT ITS SO MUCH FUN
    (IM BLONDE >;-( BYE BYE IM SO FUN )
    ;*{ IM SAD NOW!!!! *sniff sniff*



  605. sky to da l to da lar's Momma Joke:

    HEY YO MAMMA IS SO UGLY SHE SCARED DINOSUARS INTO EXTINCTION !!!!!!!!!!!!!
    NOW THATS SCARY



  606. sky to da l to da lar's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMAS SO SCARY SHE MAKES THE CHAINSAW MASSACRE LOOK FUNNY



  607. sky to da l to da lar's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so poor when someone stepped on her cigerette she said who turned off the heater



  608. yo mama so fat's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT AND NEEDFULL SHE HAS TO USE THE SKY SCRAPER AS A VIBRATER



  609. Jolly @ Lil C's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma iz like elevator everybody getz on



  610. Jolly @ Lil C's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma iz like a bebe gun everbody getz a shot



  611. Jolly @ Lil C's Momma Joke:

    Yo daddy iz so gay he make Micheal Jackson look staright



  612. Jolly @ Lil C's Momma Joke:

    Yo momz is fat when she triped and fell I didn’t want to laught but tha ground was crackin up



  613. Jolly @ Lil C's Momma Joke:

    Yo momz is fat when outside in alll red dress the kidz said hey kool-aid man and she oooo yeah



  614. Jolly @ Lil C's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama iz like a po-go stick everybody get 2 bounce



  615. tazz's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she needs hoolahoops to keep her socks up



  616. l's Momma Joke:

    dick hair smells and taste good



  617. hippiekilla112's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is just like a vacume,sucks,blows and gets laid in the closet



  618. hippiekilla112's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupied she studied for a drug test



  619. hippiekilla112's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat god couldn’t make light untell she moved



  620. hippiekilla112's Momma Joke:

    tazz ur jokes suck, kinda like ur mom ^.-



  621. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO mama is so retarted she ate her owncat



  622. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat …..Burn.



  623. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat i toook a picture of her last year and is STILL printing



  624. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she brang a spoon to the super bowl



  625. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hairy the only language she speaks is wooky



  626. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly when she married a monkey no one could telll them apart



  627. suckya's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat her nipple touch her back



  628. suckya's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so greasy they dont need water on the slip n slide



  629. douche bag's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she sweats crisco



  630. Mr Eboy 91's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly she went to the haunted house and came out with a job application



  631. Mr Eboy 91's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks



  632. Mr Eboy 91's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when ever she wears high heels she strikes oil



  633. Mr Eboy 91's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma wears combat boots



  634. Mr Eboy 91's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor I saw her wrestling a squirrel for a penut



  635. Mr Eboy 91's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so skinny her nipples touch



  636. Mr Eboy 91's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when your on top of her your ears pop



  637. layton's Momma Joke:

    Yo moma smokes so much her teeth glow in the dark they are so yellow



  638. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momas gay



  639. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ghetto when she breast fed you kool-aid came out



  640. wendy's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat every pituer she takes she takes it home as a jigsaw puzzel



  641. hoolywood's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid she made beavis and butthead look like noble prise winners



  642. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat



  643. ddd rok's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat and tall she uses the eiffel tower as a tampon



  644. valdo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly she could only be yo mama



  645. Yo ASS's Momma Joke:

    Yo MaMa is so fat when she jumped the world ends.



  646. your mamas ass's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is teeth so rusty when she walks in to the bath room all the tooth brushes do the matrix HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  647. side pocket kid's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat her pants size is ummm bitch loose some wait



  648. darrell sharp's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb sombody said they listen to R & B and she said what artist is that



  649. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she studied for a drug test



  650. diva 4lfe's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she knew mr.clean when he had a affro!!!



  651. diva 4lfe's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so slow i took her 2 the crazy house and she walked in and said “I’M BACK BITCH’S!!!”



  652. damian's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she rolled over Indiana Jones and kill him!!!



  653. dixie is dead!!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she had to take a tape recorder to parent teacher interview!



  654. damian's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid!!! speads walked up to her and called her retarded!!!



  655. scarfacemonster's Momma Joke:

    damian YOUR BOEGIS!!!!



  656. Richard Hidock's Momma Joke:

    Y mama so stupid she got looked in a grochery store all week and starved to death.



  657. Richard Hidock's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat they had to grease the bath tub to get her out



  658. Richard Hidock's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid when she jumped out the window she went up.



  659. Richard gurczynki's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly i say she gave birth to the one and only riyan hidock



  660. Damian Jones's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she sits on the cough and watchs the TV



  661. Damian Jones's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she sits on the cough and watchs the TV



  662. nick's Momma Joke:

    if you like my jokes email me at nickkennelly98@yahoo.com



  663. hippiekilla112's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so hairy sha got affros on her nipples



  664. hippiekilla112's Momma Joke:

    yo momma stank so bad she make a donkey azz smell like strawberries



  665. Michelle's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat that when she steps outside my nite and weekend minutes kick in



  666. jesus's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat she dont walk she rolls



  667. dooky's Momma Joke:

    Ur mommas tits are so saggie that we used them as swings



  668. PIMB's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO DUMB SHE THROUGH A CLOCK OUT THE WINDOW TOO SEE TIME FLY!!!



  669. Yo momma is so stupid she got ran over by a parked car.'s Momma Joke:

    Alfredo rojas



  670. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    cool i like dat one



  671. ramon benford :(gay:)'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so cute sshe look like new-new !REEE THAT WAS HOT!



  672. YO MOMMA's Momma Joke:

    CHINA



  673. boo's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so small i sneezed on her an she thought there was a storm coming.



  674. boo's Momma Joke:

    yo nan’s so stupid she’s 78 an wants to join the army.



  675. jerilyn's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so old that wen she went to school evreybody said subsuiteteacher.



  676. alliee's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s so old you told her to act her age and she died !!



  677. super12's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid, she lost her virginity and started a search party



  678. chasizzle on my nizzle's Momma Joke:

    yo mama teeth so yeller you think she blowin da simpsons



  679. chasizzle on my nizzle's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so hairy dat she stood next 2 chewbaca & all u hear is R kelley & usher singin same girl



  680. chasizzle on my nizzle's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she make bacon look non fatnin



  681. chasizzle on my nizzle's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she thought george bush did a good job



  682. chasizzle on my nizzle's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she sued the show 90210 becuz she sed it wuz mockin her age



  683. chasizzle on my nizzle's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she steals leftovers out of my trashcan



  684. chasizzle on my nizzle's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she steals leftovers out of my trashcan



  685. chasizzle on my nizzle's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so nasty dat she created crabs



  686. peter's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she got sued



  687. LORENZO's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT HER PICTURE FELL OFF DA WALL



  688. LORENZO's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO UGLY GOD GOT SCARED F HIZ OWN CREATION



  689. LORENZO's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO OLD WEN SHE WUZ IN SKOOL DER WUZ NO HISTORY CLASS



  690. LORENZO's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO OLD WEN SHE WUZ IN SKOOL DER WUZ NO HISTORY CLASS



  691. kyle crilly's Momma Joke:

    ya mamma is so old i told the b***h to act her age and she droped died



  692. kyle crilly's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so dumb she traded her car for gas money



  693. aldo's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so dumb she walked to her workplace carrying a bycicle.



  694. jake p's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so old she sat behind buda and jesus in the third grade.



  695. kyle crilly's Momma Joke:

    ya mamma is so dumb she throw a rock at the ground and missed,
    ya mamma is so fat she step on the scale and it said “to be continued



  696. aldo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old she sat next to jesus in thrid grade and buddha was the teacher



  697. kyle crilly's Momma Joke:

    ya mamma is so poor she was kicking a can down the street so i asked her wat is she doing and she said i am moving



  698. kyle crilly's Momma Joke:

    ya mamma is like a arcade machine, she is dirty, old, cost 20 cents to play her and she only last’s 20 seconds



  699. kyle crilly's Momma Joke:

    ya mamma is so ugly they moved halloween to her birthday



  700. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ya mamma is so stupid when someone says it is chilly out side she grabs a bowl



  701. Michael Zanella's Momma Joke:

    Your mums so dumb she went into the sport shop looking for a left hand baseball bat



  702. LORENZO's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO UGLY WEN I TOOK HER 2 A HAUNTED HOUSE SHE CAME OUT WIT A JOB APPLICATION



  703. Kaitlyn's Momma Joke:

    Your Momma so nasty she brought crabs to the beach.!



  704. Matthew's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so poor a cochroach came up and said move bitch i pay the rent here.!



  705. tylar's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas such a hore she sucks dick for a penny on 14th street lol bitch.



  706. matthew's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old her birth certificit exspired.



  707. tylar's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so fat she had to get baptised in seaworld hahahahaha



  708. JJPAB10's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so stupid she tripped over a wireless cord LOL.
    yo momma is so fat she put a quarter in a parking meter machine and said WHERES MY GUMBALL!!!>??? llo



  709. LORENZO's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she tried 2 jack a free dounut



  710. Jonathan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old when i told her “act your age” she died



  711. Jonathan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is short you could see her feet in her drivers liscence



  712. justin's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she made god leave heaven



  713. antz's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so skinny she can hoola hoop a fruit loop



  714. chris's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat her driver license say continued on the other side



  715. ryan's momma joke's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid i told her theres was a spare doughnut in the trunk of her car and she locked herself in there



  716. darren's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that she put on a jacket with an h on the back and an helicopter tried to land on her



  717. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she turned a roller coaster into a train



  718. tyler sawyer's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when god said let there be light he ment to move her fat ass



  719. dakota's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she asked me what phone service i had i said sprint she took off runin



  720. yoyo's Momma Joke:

    to momma so short she tried to commit suiside off of a curb



  721. ray rays momma joke's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with a friend



  722. rayrays's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she saw white people on a bus and thought it was a twinkie



  723. rayrays's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor she taped newspaper to her t.v. and called it paper view



  724. rayrays's Momma Joke:

    this aint a momma joke but its funny what do you call a white person on fire? a firecracker