Yo momma so stupid she jammed a battery up hers and said “I’ve got the power!” Yo momma so stupid she called the operator and asked “How long is it from LA to Las Vegas?” the operator said “Just a minute!” and yo mom said “Thank you” and hung up.
Yo momma so stupid she stared at an orange crate for 3 hours because it said CONCENTRATE on it.
Posted: February 13th, 2007
Yo momma so ugly, she’s the spokesperson for ugly anonymous
Posted: February 13th, 2007
Yo momma so fat, she’s a professional “before” model
Posted: February 14th, 2007
Yo momma so fat, her’s puberties needed diapers!
Posted: February 14th, 2007
i hate to tell ya why yo moms fat fat buut naked ass is in my face
lookin like that girl off of myspace!
Posted: February 15th, 2007
Yo momma is so ugly, Freddy Kruger has nightmares about HER!!
Posted: February 15th, 2007
Yo momma is so Fat, the bitch jumped up in the air, AND GOT STUCK!
Posted: February 15th, 2007
Yo mommas breath is so stank, The bitch need a Tic-Tac wit a Battery!
Posted: February 15th, 2007
Yo Mommas throat is so stretched out, the bitch can gargle Peanut Butter!
Posted: February 15th, 2007
Your Momma so fat i put a half of cup of water in the tub and when she jumped in the shit overflowed
Posted: February 16th, 2007
yo mamma is so fat the bitch jumped up in the air and got stuck
Posted: February 17th, 2007
Yo momma so stupid she jammed a battery up hers and said “I’ve got the power!”
Yo momma so stupid she called the operator and asked “How long is it from LA to Las Vegas?” the operator said “Just a minute!” and yo mom said “Thank you” and hung up.
Yo momma so stupid she stared at an orange crate for 3 hours because it said CONCENTRATE on it.