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  1. 122
    Bubba said:

      yo momma is so old she has to oil her joints. eh eh eh her ass

  2. 123
    Bubba said:

      Yo momma is so poor that she wipes her ass with the newspaper that she stole from her neighbor

  3. 124
    Bubba said:

      yo momma is from neptune

  4. 125
    Anonymous said:

      you mam is so fat that when she turn round it was christmas

  5. 126
    jon boi said:

      ur mama is so fat that she uses a carpet as a tampon

  6. 127
    jon boi said:

      your mama is so fat that she uses a matrace as a tampon

  7. 128
    lukey boi said:

      your mum is so stupid she trys drowning her own gold fish

  8. 129
    riksta said:

      your mums so fat she outs her belt on with a boomerang

  9. 130
    ashley said:

      luck mum is so fat his mum eat his own mum

  10. 131
    Wild said:

      Yo momma is so fat she sat on my face and I couldn’t hear my stereo!

  11. 132
    luke said:

      thay were frecking funny

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