yo mommas so hariy she got rug burn at birth.
yo mommas so fat her belly ring has strech marks.
yo mommas breath is so bad her lips have skid marks.
yo mommas teeth r so yellow wen she opens her mouth her stoumec lights up.
yo mommas so ulgy she walk in to a haunted house and came out with an applacation.
yo mommas so fat she jumped in 2 the grand cayon and got stuck half way.
yo mommas teeth r so messsed up it looks like its in jail.
yo mommas so dumb i told her a sunamie hit she said y dont u hit back.
yo momma so poor wen people break in they leave her money.
yo mommas so dumb she was on the highway going to disney land and the sign said disney land left so she turned and went home
Posted: March 29th, 2007
30% of the jokes on this site r no mre and no less then 10 years old. i got mine
from 3 months ago from yo the show momma
Posted: March 29th, 2007
yo mommas has so many gashes in her teeth i cant use them 4 hurtles
Posted: March 29th, 2007
yo mommas so hariy she got rug burn at birth.
yo mommas so fat her belly ring has strech marks.
yo mommas breath is so bad her lips have skid marks.
yo mommas teeth r so yellow wen she opens her mouth her stoumec lights up.
yo mommas so ulgy she walk in to a haunted house and came out with an applacation.
yo mommas so fat she jumped in 2 the grand cayon and got stuck half way.
Posted: March 29th, 2007
yo mommas teeth r so messsed up it looks like its in jail.
yo mommas so dumb i told her a sunamie hit she said y dont u hit back.
yo momma so poor wen people break in they leave her money.
yo mommas so dumb she was on the highway going to disney land and the sign said disney land left so she turned and went home
Posted: March 29th, 2007
and 4 the fanaly
yo mommas so ugly wen the mtv perdosers saw her they were talking about makeing a new show called pimp my face
Posted: March 29th, 2007
o yea 1 more thingi didint get all of them from the yo momma show only some
Posted: March 30th, 2007
yo mommas like my vacumecleaner she sucks blows and i lay her in my closet
Posted: March 30th, 2007
yo mommas teeth r so yellow she makes the suun jelouse
Posted: March 30th, 2007
yo mommas yo ugly she makes michal jackson look attractive.
Posted: March 30th, 2007
yo mommas so fat she stop the 911 attack by jumping in front of the plane and exsorbing the blow
Posted: March 30th, 2007
srry 4 makeing that joke if some of u lost some 1 or feel bad about ur friends loseing some 1 in the nine eleven attack.