Yo mama so fat… SHE FELL IN LOVE AND BROKE IT!
Yo mama so fat… SHE STOOD ON A SCALE AND IT SAID TO BE CONTIUED…
Yo mama so fat… SHE STOOD ON A SCALE IT SAID, “no livestck please.”
yo mama so stupid, she invented the silent car alarm
yo mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money
yo mama so poor, i put out a cigaret butt and she yelled,” Who turned off the heater?”
Posted: April 1st, 2007
sticks and stones may break my bones but so does your mom when she gets on top.
Posted: April 1st, 2007
ur mom is so fat she put on a yellow dress, steped outside…people in the town stuck their thumb out and said taxi.
Posted: April 1st, 2007
ur mom is so dum she looked in a box of cheerie-O’s and said OMG. doughnut seed’s
Posted: April 2nd, 2007
ya mum is so fat my friend got stuck at night time
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
Yo mama so fat… SHE FELL IN LOVE AND BROKE IT!
Yo mama so fat… SHE STOOD ON A SCALE AND IT SAID TO BE CONTIUED…
Yo mama so fat… SHE STOOD ON A SCALE IT SAID, “no livestck please.”
Hope you liked my jokes!!!
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
yo house so small… i steped through the front door and triped over the back fence
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
yo mama is so stupid, i told her drinks were on the house, and she went get a ladder
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
yo mama so stupid, she invented the silent car alarm
yo mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money
yo mama so poor, i put out a cigaret butt and she yelled,” Who turned off the heater?”
if you like these i got more comin!!!! l8r!
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
Yo momma’s so lazy, she has a stay-at-home job and STILL can’t get to work on time.
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
i need a freind on runescape!!!!!
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
Your mom’s crib is so small all she has is a C. The R, I, and the B are on layaway.