YO MOMMA is so poor she went to the grocerystore 2 put up a lellway
yo momma so fat she sit on the rainbow her skittles pop out
yo momma so fat! they had 2 take her 2 the mississippi river 2 batize her
yo momma so fat she fell i tried not 2 laugh me being me but the ground was cracking up
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
yo mama ass so hairy gorilas get lost in it
Posted: April 4th, 2007
yo mama so ugly, she would make a good theif, everytime she walks in a super market the cameras turn around!!!!!!!
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo momma so faaaaaat she got an A-B-C-D-E-F-G-STRING
yo momma soooooo fat wen she has sex she moans her favourite recipes
yo momma is like a chirstmas tree everybody like 2 hang dea balls on her
yo momma so fat when she walks her bum cheecks clap
yo momma is like humpty dumpty gets humped gets dumped
yo momma so fat i have 2 describe her twice dat dat bitch bitch bittyy bigggg
Posted: April 6th, 2007
yo momma head so little she got her ears pierced and died
Posted: April 6th, 2007
yo momma head so little she uses a tea bag for a pillow
you momma so skinny she can catch the raindrops
yo momma so stupid she got locked im a grocery store and starved
yo momma so stupid she stole free bread
Posted: April 6th, 2007
yo momma breath stank so bad when she yawn her teeth duck
yo momma so ugky when she got in the tub the water jumped out
Posted: April 6th, 2007
yo momma so flat she got two backs
yo momma so flat she lealous of the wall
Posted: April 6th, 2007
YO MOMMA is so poor she went to the grocerystore 2 put up a lellway
yo momma so fat she sit on the rainbow her skittles pop out
yo momma so fat! they had 2 take her 2 the mississippi river 2 batize her
yo momma so fat she fell i tried not 2 laugh me being me but the ground was cracking up
Posted: April 9th, 2007
yo momma so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade
Posted: April 14th, 2007
YO MOMMA IS SO POOR SHE BOUGHT U A XBOX 180
Posted: April 14th, 2007
Your mama is so skinny the strip club hired her as the pole!!!!!