Your mama breath smells so bad that when she went to the store to buy tic-tacs they started to go on strike,” HELL NO WE WONT GO, HELL NO WE WONT GO”!!!!
Your mama is like a door nob giving everybody a turn!!!!!!!
Your mama is so fat that she can make a solar eclipise!!!!
Your mama is so hevy that when she sat on the scale it was her phone number!!!!
Your mama is so fat that I had to take 3 buses and 2 trains!!!!
Posted: April 14th, 2007
Your mama breath smells so bad that when she went to the store to buy tic-tacs they started to go on strike,” HELL NO WE WONT GO, HELL NO WE WONT GO”!!!!
Your mama is like a door nob giving everybody a turn!!!!!!!
Your mama is so fat that she can make a solar eclipise!!!!
Your mama is so hevy that when she sat on the scale it was her phone number!!!!
Your mama is so fat that I had to take 3 buses and 2 trains!!!!
Posted: April 16th, 2007
yo momma is so poor she owes jesus 25cents..
Posted: April 16th, 2007
scrach that one
Posted: April 16th, 2007
yo momma is so old she owes jesus 2cents!
Posted: April 16th, 2007
yo momma is so fat when she bends over i think shes a train..
Posted: April 16th, 2007
Yo momma is so fat they call her the ass assassin cause every one she sits by she squashes!!!
Posted: April 16th, 2007
Yo momma is so old she use to date a cave man
Posted: April 16th, 2007
yo daddy is so old he has to stick his dick in the frezzer just to get it hard!!!!!! lol lol lol lol lol
Posted: April 16th, 2007
to momma is so hairy she has afros on her nipples
Posted: April 16th, 2007
yo momma is so hairy she has afros on her nipples
Posted: April 17th, 2007
your momma is so stupid she tried to make me kraft dinner, for a date, but she put the cheese in when there was still water in the pot.