1290 Yo Momma Jokes in “The Newest Yo Momma Jokes”
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MTv’s Yo Momma has made the old tradition of snapping hot again. Lets’s see what you have to offer… step up and let your yo momma fly! Take on the others in the insulting fun of Yo Momma.
Yo mom is so poor, i went to her house and asked to use the bathroom and she said, “Choose a corner!”
TweetYo momma so stupid she jammed a battery up hers and said “I’ve got the power!”
TweetYo momma so stupid she called the operator and asked “How long is it from LA to Las Vegas?” the operator said “Just a minute!” and yo mom said “Thank you” and hung up.
Yo momma so stupid she stared at an orange crate for 3 hours because it said CONCENTRATE on it.
yo mamma is so fat the bitch jumped up in the air and got stuck
TweetYour Momma so fat i put a half of cup of water in the tub and when she jumped in the shit overflowed
TweetYo Mommas throat is so stretched out, the bitch can gargle Peanut Butter!
TweetYo mommas breath is so stank, The bitch need a Tic-Tac wit a Battery!
TweetYo momma is so Fat, the bitch jumped up in the air, AND GOT STUCK!
TweetYo momma is so ugly, Freddy Kruger has nightmares about HER!!
Tweeti hate to tell ya why yo moms fat fat buut naked ass is in my face
Tweetlookin like that girl off of myspace!