526 Responses to “The Newest Yo Momma Jokes”

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1. 12
   likeimgonnatellumyname said:
   Posted: February 17th, 2007

   Yo mom is so poor, i went to her house and asked to use the bathroom and she said, “Choose a corner!”

2. 13
   likeimgonnatellumyname said:
   Posted: February 17th, 2007

   Ur mother is so cross eyed shes lookin in all the damn directions. that bitch…

3. 14
   TJ BENNETT said:
   Posted: February 17th, 2007

   YO MOMMA SO UGLY THEY KNEW WHAT TIME SHE WAS BORN BECAUSE SHE STOPPED THE CLOCK

4. 15
   TJ BENNETT said:
   Posted: February 17th, 2007

   YO MOMMA SO POOR WHEN HER KID WAS RIDING THE SKATEBOARD SHE SAOD HONEY GET OFF THE FAMILY CAR

5. 16
   jovan e said:
   Posted: February 17th, 2007

   ur moma so stupid, i saw her walking down the street screaming in an evelope i asked wat iz she doing nd she said sending a voice mail

6. 17
   jovan e said:
   Posted: February 17th, 2007

   ur momas so stupid if she spoke her mind shed be speechless

7. 18
   jovan e said:
   Posted: February 17th, 2007

   yo mamas so stupid she got hit by a cup nd told the police she got mugged

8. 19
   jovan e said:
   Posted: February 17th, 2007

   yo momas so stupid she got a part time job painting skittles

9. 20
   loganbarfield said:
   Posted: February 19th, 2007

   your momas chest so hairy her titties look like coconuts.

10. 21
    loganbarfield said:
    Posted: February 19th, 2007

    if brains were gas she wouldn’t have enough to power a flea mobile in a fruit loop

11. 22
    loganbarfield said:
    Posted: February 19th, 2007

    your moma so stupid i told her christmas was around the corner she went looking for it

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