1290 Yo Momma Jokes in “The Newest Yo Momma Jokes”
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MTv’s Yo Momma has made the old tradition of snapping hot again. Lets’s see what you have to offer… step up and let your yo momma fly! Take on the others in the insulting fun of Yo Momma.
Your mama breath smells so bad that when she went to the store to buy tic-tacs they started to go on strike,” HELL NO WE WONT GO, HELL NO WE WONT GO”!!!!
TweetYour mama is like a door nob giving everybody a turn!!!!!!!
Your mama is so fat that she can make a solar eclipise!!!!
Your mama is so hevy that when she sat on the scale it was her phone number!!!!
Your mama is so fat that I had to take 3 buses and 2 trains!!!!
Your mama is so skinny the strip club hired her as the pole!!!!!
TweetYO MOMMA IS SO POOR SHE BOUGHT U A XBOX 180
Tweetyo momma so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade
TweetYO MOMMA is so poor she went to the grocerystore 2 put up a lellway
Tweetyo momma so fat she sit on the rainbow her skittles pop out
yo momma so fat! they had 2 take her 2 the mississippi river 2 batize her
yo momma so fat she fell i tried not 2 laugh me being me but the ground was cracking up
yo momma so flat she got two backs
yo momma so flat she lealous of the wall
Tweetyo momma breath stank so bad when she yawn her teeth duck
yo momma so ugky when she got in the tub the water jumped out
Tweetyo momma head so little she uses a tea bag for a pillow
you momma so skinny she can catch the raindrops
yo momma so stupid she got locked im a grocery store and starved
yo momma so stupid she stole free bread
Tweetyo momma head so little she got her ears pierced and died
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