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  1. Taylor Suhy 10 yrs old and$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$'s Momma Joke:

    Your mama breath smells so bad that when she went to the store to buy tic-tacs they started to go on strike,” HELL NO WE WONT GO, HELL NO WE WONT GO”!!!!
    Your mama is like a door nob giving everybody a turn!!!!!!!
    Your mama is so fat that she can make a solar eclipise!!!!
    Your mama is so hevy that when she sat on the scale it was her phone number!!!!
    Your mama is so fat that I had to take 3 buses and 2 trains!!!!



  2. Taylor Suhy's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is so skinny the strip club hired her as the pole!!!!!



  3. Lil John's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO POOR SHE BOUGHT U A XBOX 180



  4. =twerp's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade



  5. 2HOT2SEXY's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA is so poor she went to the grocerystore 2 put up a lellway
    yo momma so fat she sit on the rainbow her skittles pop out
    yo momma so fat! they had 2 take her 2 the mississippi river 2 batize her
    yo momma so fat she fell i tried not 2 laugh me being me but the ground was cracking up



  6. Pat-Rice's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so flat she got two backs

    yo momma so flat she lealous of the wall



  7. Pat-Rice's Momma Joke:

    yo momma breath stank so bad when she yawn her teeth duck

    yo momma so ugky when she got in the tub the water jumped out



  8. Pat-Rice's Momma Joke:

    yo momma head so little she uses a tea bag for a pillow

    you momma so skinny she can catch the raindrops

    yo momma so stupid she got locked im a grocery store and starved

    yo momma so stupid she stole free bread



  9. Pat-Rice's Momma Joke:

    yo momma head so little she got her ears pierced and died

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