526 Responses to “The Newest Yo Momma Jokes”

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1. 210
   Lil biggie said:
   Posted: April 26th, 2007

   yo momma so fat she standed on the scale and it said to be continued

2. 211
   Lil biggie said:
   Posted: April 26th, 2007

   Yo mamma so stupid the phone waz rigning she jumped out the window
   Yo mamma is so stupid a guy went up to her and said hello and she died
   like ma jokes

3. 212
   chawka said:
   Posted: April 26th, 2007

   Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the T.V. i missed a whole season of friends

4. 213
   GERALD said:
   Posted: April 30th, 2007

   yo momma is so poor all the rainbows in her neborhood are black and white

5. 214
   GERALD said:
   Posted: April 30th, 2007

   yo momma is so fat when she jumps up and down the earth falls out of orbit………..

6. 215
   ASHLEY said:
   Posted: May 2nd, 2007

   yo momma so pretty she makes a field of flowers jealous

7. 216
   JONATHAN said:
   Posted: May 3rd, 2007

   YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT CHEERIOS WERE DONUT SEEDS

   YO MOMMA IS SO BLACK SHE JUMP IN THE POOL AND IT TURN TO COFFEE

8. 217
   Lauren said:
   Posted: May 3rd, 2007

   YO MOMMAS SO FAT SHE WENT OUT WIF HIGH HEELS AND CAME BK WIF FLIPFLOPS

9. 218
   Lauren said:
   Posted: May 3rd, 2007

   YO MAMMAS SO FAT HER BELT SIZE IS THE EQUATER

10. 219
    Lauren said:
    Posted: May 3rd, 2007

    YO MAMMAS SO FAT I WENT TO FIGHT HER AND SHE BELLY BOUNCED ME HLF WAY ROUND THE WORLD

11. 220
    Lauren said:
    Posted: May 3rd, 2007

    YO MAMMAS SO FAT SHE GOT A FONE CALL FROM HER FRIEND TI HIRE HER FOR CHILDS PARTY AS A BOUNCY CASTLE

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