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  1. 221
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is soooo fatt when she weres yellow everyones waves her down for a cab ride!!!

  2. 222
    the best joke makers ever!!!! said:

      yo momma is so fat she has more rolls than a bakery!
      ur momma is soo ugly..i mean sssoooo UGLY… she was leaving the costume store the salesclerk asked for there mask back
      ur mommas soooo fat when she went to marine world the whales started singin “we are family”
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      these jokes r the shitt…i kno u want moree….ok

      ur moma is such a whore she has to masturbate with a football
      ur momma is soo stank…she went to the flower shop and all the flowers wilted….NASTY!!
      ur moma is soo stupid she went to the nightclub in the day…

  3. 223
    michael said:

      yo mama is so fat jesus cant even pick up her spirit

  4. 224
    TiMa {AkA} BaBy GuRl said:

      Yo mama is so ugly, not only people don’t like how she look, but the insides of her body don’t like how she look.

      Yo mama is so fat, the plane didnt crash the twin towers, yo fat ass mama went inside the building and da whole building just fell.

      Yo mama is so fat when she was at the mall the only place she was shopping at was the food courts.

  5. 225
    sheyenne said:

      your momma so dirty she dose a split and she leaves a stain on the floor.

  6. 226
    cynthia said:

      yo mommas house so small when she but the key through the door she stabbed everyone in da backyard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. 227
    serita lloydd said:

      yo mammas so gay she use bathroom spray as perfume

  8. 228
    cynthia said:

      ur mommas so fat her belt size is equator……………..

  9. 229
    blake.c said:

      yo mommas teeth r so yellow when she opens her mouth she put the sun out of busness

  10. 230
    Miley Cyrus said:

      Yo momma is so ugly… i got nothing!! oh well…. hope you all watch my show… GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!!

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    funny man said:

      ur momma is so fat that she needs a compass 2 find her crack

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