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  1. 243
    Jerermy Johns said:

      yo mamas so fat when she put on a red dress and went outside everyone yelled, HEY KOOLAID!

  2. 244
    chris topp said:

      your mammas so fat when she goes into the restruant she looks at the menu and says “ok”

  3. 245
    haley said:

      yo mama is so dumb she went to doctor dre for a pap smear

  4. 246
    haley said:

      yo mama is so fat she ran after the school bus full of white kids and thought it was a giant twinkie on wheels

  5. 247
    Jerermy Johms said:

      Yo Mama is so fat whe she jumped into the ocean all the whales started singing, “We are family, even though your fatter than me.”

  6. 248
    Anonymous said:

      your mommas pussy is so strechy its loke jello

  7. 249
    wisc said:

      yout mamas so tall she did a backflip and kicked jesus in the head

  8. 250
    Haha. You suck. said:

      Yo Granny’s so damn fat, when she applied for E.T. they wouldn’t accept her because if she rode a bike across the moon, she’d cause an eclipse.

      You niggas gotta learn to spell.. or get an education.

  9. 251
    skye said:

      your mommas so ugly when she looked in the mirror her reflection ducked!!!
      your mums so dumb she tried to hide behind a glass window!!
      your mommas so hairy she makes king kong look like a naked mole rat!!
      your mums so skinny you can see her farts coming!!
      your mums so old she walked behind jesus in 3rd grade!!
      your mums so old when i tapped her back her tits fell off!!!
      your mums so hairy she has afros growing off her nipples!!
      your mums so stupid she sold her car for gas money!!
      your mums breath stinks so bad that when she ate a tic tac it crawled back out and filed a restraining order against her!!!
      your mommas so skinny she got hired at a strip club……..as the pole!!!
      your mums so dumb i rang the doorbell and she went to check the microwave!!
      your mums so dumb i went into an electronic store and asked for a coloured screen t.v and she asked “what colour?”
      your mommas so black she makes whoopi goldberg look clear!!
      your mommas so old her breast ,milk comes out…as powder!!!
      your mommas so fat there using her undies as extra parachutes in the army!!

  10. 252
    Andy said:

      tell if this is a good one. your momma is so fat we are in her right now

  11. 253
    Robjob said:

      Yo momma’s so nasty she pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.

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