your mommas so ugly when she looked in the mirror her reflection ducked!!!
your mums so dumb she tried to hide behind a glass window!!
your mommas so hairy she makes king kong look like a naked mole rat!!
your mums so skinny you can see her farts coming!!
your mums so old she walked behind jesus in 3rd grade!!
your mums so old when i tapped her back her tits fell off!!!
your mums so hairy she has afros growing off her nipples!!
your mums so stupid she sold her car for gas money!!
your mums breath stinks so bad that when she ate a tic tac it crawled back out and filed a restraining order against her!!!
your mommas so skinny she got hired at a strip club……..as the pole!!!
your mums so dumb i rang the doorbell and she went to check the microwave!!
your mums so dumb i went into an electronic store and asked for a coloured screen t.v and she asked “what colour?”
your mommas so black she makes whoopi goldberg look clear!!
your mommas so old her breast ,milk comes out…as powder!!!
your mommas so fat there using her undies as extra parachutes in the army!!
Posted: May 21st, 2007
yo mamas so fat when she put on a red dress and went outside everyone yelled, HEY KOOLAID!
Posted: May 22nd, 2007
your mammas so fat when she goes into the restruant she looks at the menu and says “ok”
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
yo mama is so dumb she went to doctor dre for a pap smear
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
yo mama is so fat she ran after the school bus full of white kids and thought it was a giant twinkie on wheels
Posted: May 24th, 2007
Yo Mama is so fat whe she jumped into the ocean all the whales started singing, “We are family, even though your fatter than me.”
Posted: May 25th, 2007
your mommas pussy is so strechy its loke jello
Posted: May 25th, 2007
yout mamas so tall she did a backflip and kicked jesus in the head
Posted: May 26th, 2007
Yo Granny’s so damn fat, when she applied for E.T. they wouldn’t accept her because if she rode a bike across the moon, she’d cause an eclipse.
You niggas gotta learn to spell.. or get an education.
Posted: May 26th, 2007
your mommas so ugly when she looked in the mirror her reflection ducked!!!
your mums so dumb she tried to hide behind a glass window!!
your mommas so hairy she makes king kong look like a naked mole rat!!
your mums so skinny you can see her farts coming!!
your mums so old she walked behind jesus in 3rd grade!!
your mums so old when i tapped her back her tits fell off!!!
your mums so hairy she has afros growing off her nipples!!
your mums so stupid she sold her car for gas money!!
your mums breath stinks so bad that when she ate a tic tac it crawled back out and filed a restraining order against her!!!
your mommas so skinny she got hired at a strip club……..as the pole!!!
your mums so dumb i rang the doorbell and she went to check the microwave!!
your mums so dumb i went into an electronic store and asked for a coloured screen t.v and she asked “what colour?”
your mommas so black she makes whoopi goldberg look clear!!
your mommas so old her breast ,milk comes out…as powder!!!
your mommas so fat there using her undies as extra parachutes in the army!!
Posted: May 28th, 2007
tell if this is a good one. your momma is so fat we are in her right now
Posted: May 31st, 2007
Yo momma’s so nasty she pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.