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  1. 254
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama is fo ugly she is a
      disgrace to white people

  2. 255
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama is so tall when she doesd a backflip she kicks god in the mouth

  3. 256
    Anonymous said:

      your mama is so fat she jumped into the ocean and startes singing we are family to a whale and the whale starts signing we are family even though you are fatter that me!

  4. 257
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama is so fat that the bak of her nek lok like a pac of hot dogs

  5. 258
    Anonymous said:

      yo mamma so poor I saw her chasing a garbage truck with a shoping list

  6. 259
    Anonymous said:

      YO MAMA IS SO FAT THAT JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL TO FETCH A PAIL OF WATER JACK FELL DOWN AND BROKE HIS CROWN TURNED OUT THE HILL WAS YO MAMA

  7. 260
    Patterson said:

      U soo got damn ugly that when u came out ur motha cochee God said ” i new i made a BIG mistake”

  8. 261
    Anonymous said:

      Yo Momma’s So Fat She Put On A Yellow Coat And Everyone Shouted.. TAXI!

  9. 262
    jIta-G said:

      yo momma so stupid she got locked in the grocery store and starved

  10. 263
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so stupid that when she went 2 watch tv she watched the couch

  11. 264
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so fat that when she walks down the street the people say “oh no godzillas back”

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