544 Responses to “The Newest Yo Momma Jokes”

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1. 287
   dakota kinley said:
   Posted: June 20th, 2007

   yo mama so fat and stupid that when i asked her where the can of corn was she said hold on let me check du i can’t find it.

2. 288
   kinley said:
   Posted: June 20th, 2007

   yo mama so stupid that when she heard someone yell fire ! fire! she thuoght someone cooking bacon and jumpt in

3. 289
   Nadia AKA Pocahontas said:
   Posted: June 21st, 2007

   Desired Web Page Name: POCAHONTAS AKA NADIA
   Your Name or Nickname: NADIA
   Age:14
   City You Represent: WEST CARROLLTON
   Favorite Saying: NONE
   Top Ten Yo Momma Snaps: NONE

4. 290
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: June 21st, 2007

   your momma is so fat she fell and made the grand canyon

5. 291
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: June 21st, 2007

   yo momma is so fat she wanted to go bungee jumping they had to ask to use her fat ass underwear

6. 292
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: June 21st, 2007

   yo momma is so fat when she went bungee jumpee she went straight to hell

7. 293
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: June 21st, 2007

   yo momma is so fat she put on ger favorite red dress she went outside to get her mail and everyone said look free”koolaid”.

8. 294
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: June 21st, 2007

   yo momma is so fat she stepped on the scale and it said to be continued………..

9. 295
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: June 21st, 2007

   yo momma is so fat she went on the rainbow and made skittles

10. 296
    Anonymous said:
    Posted: June 21st, 2007

    yo momma is so fat the last time she saw the number 90210 was on the scale

11. 297
    Anonymous said:
    Posted: June 22nd, 2007

    YO MOMMA SO FAT THE BACK OF HER NECK LOOK LIKE THREE HOT POCKETS

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