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  1. 309
    lisenr said:

      yo momma’s so poor, when she walked in her door, she fell out of the house!

  2. 310
    clemente said:

      yo mama is so fat her draws represent da flag of america

  3. 311
    francisco said:

      yo momma so stupid dat she put lip stick on her forheadjust to make up her mind
      yo momma so fat that gravity cant even pick her up
      yo mama is so stupid dat when she sees a yellow bus go by wit white people in it she thout it was a twinke wit filling in it
      yo momma so fat dat she needs the flag of america for her blanket

  4. 312
    prod said:

      yo moma is stupid she too a spoon to da super bowl

  5. 313
    farzam said:

      yo mum is so old the was at the after party of moses writing te 10 comanments

  6. 314
    farzam said:

      your mum is so ugly when she went to the ugly contes thay said no perfessinals alod

  7. 315
    Panochitas said:

      Yo mama’s Pussy is so smelly her stench can kick you from distance!

  8. 316
    Panochitas said:

      your mama is so old she lost her virginity to JESUS CHRIST.

      Your mama’s balls are so huge they drag on the floor and make a snake trail.

  9. 317
    weeman said:

      p

  10. 318
    Anonymous said:

      WEEMAN NELSON AND HIS MOMMA GO TO MC DONALDS WITH FAT MAX

  11. 319
    Anonymous said:

      WEE MAN NELSON IS MY TEACHER HE IS 27 YEARS OLD HE LIVES WITH HIS FAT MOM

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