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  1. 23
    loganbarfield said:

      your momas titties so small she could breast feed a cachroch

  2. 24
    victor said:

      yomoma shank so bad she was the one who killed the dinosours by her a**

  3. 25
    victor said:

      yo momma tities so little they look like don king’s asshole

  4. 26
    joeschmoe said:

      yo momma is so fat she jumped and we thought jupiter was crashing down on us

  5. 27
    joeschmoe said:

      yo daddys dick is so small the put a cherrio around it

  6. 28
    hi me said:

      yo momma so fat she cant ride in a car she has to ride the bus

  7. 29
    yo son sucks said:

      you momma so desperate she settled for her own mother

  8. 30
    hi me said:

      yo momma so stupid she thought the world was flat

  9. 31
    djsh said:

      yo momma is so fat she can’t even walk

  10. 32
    hi me said:

      yo momma so fat she had to have a whale tractor pick her up

  11. 33
    djsh said:

      your dads dick is so small i mastack it for a pennut

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