544 Responses to “The Newest Yo Momma Jokes”

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1. 364
   john said:
   Posted: July 29th, 2007

   ur so ugly that when you were born yo moma looked at ur dad and said damn i should of just gave you head

2. 365
   john said:
   Posted: July 29th, 2007

   ur so ugly yo moma got more than sickens afta you were born

3. 366
   Spanner said:
   Posted: July 29th, 2007

   oooh damn all yo mommas, fat ugly old trannys they are
   lets give the mommas a break…

   yo daddy soo old, his balls hit his knees as he walks

4. 367
   poker sites that are shut down said:
   Posted: July 30th, 2007

   poker sites that are shut down…

   pint playwriting sectioned …

5. 368
   7 card stud hi low said:
   Posted: July 30th, 2007

   7 card stud hi low…

   boustrophedonic underfoot aversion racing Schopenhauer profitable….

6. 369
   Travis said:
   Posted: July 31st, 2007

   yo mammas so blonde when she was pregnant with you she said “g i hope its mine

7. 370
   rhian said:
   Posted: August 8th, 2007

   your momma is so fat yeh she is taller laying down!!!!

8. 371
   rhian said:
   Posted: August 8th, 2007

   your mum is so fat when she swam in the sea the wales said we are family

9. 372
   rhian said:
   Posted: August 8th, 2007

   your mum is so fat when she walked past my house we lost 4 days of sun light

10. 373
    rhian said:
    Posted: August 8th, 2007

    your mum is so fat when she stood on the scale it said her phone number

11. 374
    ReneArami said:
    Posted: August 9th, 2007

    Your Mommas so thin, she has to walk by the same place 3 times just to cast a shadow.

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