544 Responses to “The Newest Yo Momma Jokes”

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1. 375
   Bertis said:
   Posted: August 10th, 2007

   Yo momma so hairy that her nipples got afros

2. 376
   Bertis said:
   Posted: August 10th, 2007

   Yo momma so fat, she put on a yellow jump suit and ran by a kid and he said oh no i missed the bus again!!

3. 377
   b-rad said:
   Posted: August 10th, 2007

   yo mama is so fat that at baseballs she IS the wave

4. 378
   SAGEDEVIL16 said:
   Posted: August 13th, 2007

   when your momma was born the doctors slapped her parents

   yo momma’s so dum she sits on the tv and watch’s the couch

   yo momma’s so fat that when her water broke, everyone yelled TITLEWAVE!!!!

   yo momma’s so fat you could paint her black and white then call her a cow

   THAT’s YOUR MOMMA!!!

5. 379
   railroad employes national health and welfare plan said:
   Posted: August 15th, 2007

   railroad employes national health and welfare plan…

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6. 380
   virginia supplemental health insurance said:
   Posted: August 15th, 2007

   virginia supplemental health insurance…

   husbandry souvenir,regatta Delphic imposes,…

7. 381
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: August 17th, 2007

   yo momma so fat she was babtized in sea world

8. 382
   lewi said:
   Posted: August 17th, 2007

   yo momma so fat she sat on da kirb an made a drive way

9. 383
   lewi said:
   Posted: August 17th, 2007

   yo mommas so small i spat in a cup an she took a bath

10. 384
    lewi said:
    Posted: August 17th, 2007

    yo mommas like the worlds bicycle every1 gets to ride her

11. 385
    lewi said:
    Posted: August 17th, 2007

    yo mommas so old she oes jesus a quid

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