544 Responses to “The Newest Yo Momma Jokes”

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1. 419
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: November 12th, 2007

   better than hunters

2. 420
   bradley Fanning said:
   Posted: November 12th, 2007

   yes i did

3. 421
   bradley Fanning said:
   Posted: November 12th, 2007

   your moma is so ugly she makes animals sick

4. 422
   GRAW said:
   Posted: November 13th, 2007

   YO MOMMA IS SO POOR, THAT WHEN YOU PICKED UP A PENNY, SHE SLAPPED YO HAND AND SAID” PUT THAT DOWN, WE CANT AFFORD IT”

5. 423
   george daddy kane said:
   Posted: November 14th, 2007

   yo momma such a ho if she had as many dicks sticking out of her that’s been put in her, she’d looking like a porcupine!

6. 424
   Travis said:
   Posted: November 21st, 2007

   If I Had a nickel for everytime you’ve been laid, I’d be poorer than YO MOMMA

   I

7. 425
   hgdh said:
   Posted: November 27th, 2007

   Yo mommas so fat when she orded a water bed the put a blanket over the pacific ocean!
   Yo mommas so fat when she walked the grand canyon she got stuck!
   Yo mommas so stupid she tripped over a wireless phone DAMN IT!

8. 426
   hgdh said:
   Posted: November 28th, 2007

   Yo mommas so poor she gives em free! But i doubt anyone wants em!

9. 427
   hgdh said:
   Posted: November 28th, 2007

   Yo mommas so stupid she thought a pig was hey uncle Bob… But she didn’t just think….

10. 428
    hgdh said:
    Posted: November 28th, 2007

    Yo mommas so stupid she thought a pig was her uncle Bob… But she didn’t just think….

11. 429
    K&L said:
    Posted: December 2nd, 2007

    yo mamma so anorexic
    she uses a cheerio as a hula hoop

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