Yo momma is so short, the bitch hang glides with a dorito.
Yo Momma is so short when she sits on the bowl to take a dump, her feet dangle.
Yo momma is so short, she sits on the sidewalk, and her feet dandle.
Yo Momma is so skinny I put a dime on her head and people mistook her for a Nail
OLD ASS LAME ONES..lol
Posted: February 20th, 2007
fuck u
Posted: February 20th, 2007
yo daddy so desprite she fucks a pillow
Posted: February 20th, 2007
yo momma so cheap she couldnt even sell herself for a free sample
Posted: February 20th, 2007
gay
Posted: February 20th, 2007
yo momma is so poor she had to hang her toilet paper out to dry
Posted: February 21st, 2007
yo mamas like a door knob, everybody gets a turn!
Posted: February 21st, 2007
your so poor, i came to ur house i said i needed the bathroom and ur parents said pick a corner,
Posted: February 21st, 2007
yo mamas so fat, whan she fell she had a big mess!
Posted: February 21st, 2007
Yo Momma is so fat, a Blind Dude pointed at her and said “That Bitch is FAT”
Posted: February 21st, 2007
Yo momma is so short, the bitch hang glides with a dorito.
Yo Momma is so short when she sits on the bowl to take a dump, her feet dangle.
Yo momma is so short, she sits on the sidewalk, and her feet dandle.
Yo Momma is so skinny I put a dime on her head and people mistook her for a Nail
OLD ASS LAME ONES..lol
Posted: February 21st, 2007
Yo Momma is so fuckin Ugly, on the 8th day, God Cried