597 Responses to “The Newest Yo Momma Jokes”

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1. 430
   K&L said:
   Posted: December 2nd, 2007

   yo mamma so stupid she threw a stone off the floor and missed

2. 431
   K&L said:
   Posted: December 2nd, 2007

   yo mamma so fat
   when she went into outter space ppl thourght they discovered a new planet!

3. 432
   K&L said:
   Posted: December 2nd, 2007

   yo mamma so fat
   she trains the sumos in japan

4. 433
   K&L said:
   Posted: December 2nd, 2007

   yo mammas so ugly
   when she was born they slapped her mother insted of her

5. 434
   K&L said:
   Posted: December 2nd, 2007

   yo mammas so anorexic
   when she coughs she breaks her ribs

6. 435
   K&L said:
   Posted: December 2nd, 2007

   yo mammas so anorexic
   the skelton of a mouse weighs more than her

7. 436
   sunshine said:
   Posted: December 3rd, 2007

   your moms soo fat she has to iron her clothes on the driveway.

8. 437
   yo daddy said:
   Posted: December 3rd, 2007

   yo momma so fat, when she runs, she make the cd player skip….AT THE RADIO STATION!!!

9. 438
   sunshine said:
   Posted: December 3rd, 2007

   yo mommas soo fat, that shes on both sides of the family

10. 439
    BabbiiGurl said:
    Posted: December 4th, 2007

    Yo mama iz so fat it takes 2 mirros just 2 c 1 side of her!! {NOW WAT}
    4 ya’ll skinny moms, ya’ll so skinny all u got 2 do iz turn round, look down ad c yo whole reflection.

11. 440
    Moommmmaa said:
    Posted: December 4th, 2007

    yo mommas so fat she has more chins then a chinese telephone book.

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