559 Responses to “The Newest Yo Momma Jokes”

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1. 452
   yo mama said:
   Posted: December 6th, 2007

   yo mama is like a bowling ball, she’s picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter

2. 453
   yo mama said:
   Posted: December 6th, 2007

   yo mama is like spoiled milk, fat and chunky

3. 454
   Cynthia Richeal said:
   Posted: December 6th, 2007

   YO MOMMA’S SO FAT SHE COULD GIVE ALL THE ANIMALS IN THE ZOO A PLACE TO LIVE AND STILL HAVE ROOM FOR ALL THE PEOPLE IN AFRICA!!!!!!

4. 455
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: December 10th, 2007

   yoo yo ya mama so stupid that when she was in the elavtaor she was dancing to 2 step with elavator music

5. 456
   nun_ya_biz said:
   Posted: December 11th, 2007

   Your mommas hair is so nappy Moses couldn’t part it.

6. 457
   f;sdjg;o said:
   Posted: December 18th, 2007

   yo momma is so nasty i rang her up for phone sex an she gave me an ear infection.

7. 458
   sdkjfna;osdifjg said:
   Posted: December 18th, 2007

   yo mamma is like a vendin machine; you give her your money, then bang her hard and u might get extra.

8. 459
   dsklfjso said:
   Posted: December 18th, 2007

   yo mamma so fat, she stood in the middle of the road and when i tried to drive round her i ran outa gas.

9. 460
   skjdfhao said:
   Posted: December 18th, 2007

   yo mamma so ugly she looked out the window at the cops and got arrested for indecent exposure.

10. 461
    no name said:
    Posted: December 19th, 2007

    yo momma is so stupid she tried to put skittles in alphabeticale order

11. 462
    yo momma said:
    Posted: December 19th, 2007

    yo momma so fat that she crawled on top of a mountian and she blocked out the sun and everybody said that there was a luner eclips

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