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  1. 518
    how in the world said:

      Yo momma is like car tire ,round smell and
      Full off air butt never shinie.

  2. 519
    unoulikeme said:

      yo mama so stupid she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
      yo mama so fat everytime she turns around it’s her birthday.
      yo mama so fat she has to use the equator as a belt.

  3. 520
    unoulikeme said:

      yo mama so fat the government reguired everyone to buy life insurance b/c she so damn fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. 521
    Dan said:

      Your Mama’s So Fat She Looks Like Her Pie

  5. 522
    who plays Gangparadise? said:

      i am a official gp legend named snypa247!! message me

  6. 523
    who plays Gangparadise? said:

      yo mama so fit she never needs to go to the gym

  7. 524
    Anonymous said:

      mamma isa dick she a blond modele she a4ft 8 candle holde her bauce lives in atrans aker her job was to feed her monke grease next is your mother had asoow ball for break fast she ate the fish out of lake ponema put on the dinner table and him out for supper tell your mother that it no picin on kasandras last dance the trailior shook it had up and downs the next mother was olivia in the ponema trailor park she decended down door swung open told herto get out next was val your mother said he wsa in love with he she laughed at her smooth legs and thys next wqas the killer on your mother she went bor gasim kid and concevied so who next life is ajoke kid

  8. 525
    tj said:

      yo mamma is so fat she went to japan and they ran and yelled its godzilla

  9. 526
    tj said:

      yo mamma is so dumb she went on the scale and she said shhhh im watch 90210

  10. 527
    lyssa said:

      ya momma so fat she ride in the car and walk the side walk at the same time

  11. 528
    lyssa said:

      ur momma so ugly she fell out a tree n got hit by every branch on her way down and smacked the ground like they were friends

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