544 Responses to “The Newest Yo Momma Jokes”

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1. 45
   Romani said:
   Posted: February 21st, 2007

   Yo momma snatch is so fuckin Stank, she Quieffed and burnt a hole in her left shoe…lol

2. 46
   Romani said:
   Posted: February 21st, 2007

   Yo momma arm pits are so nasty, she made Right Guard, Turn LEFT…

3. 47
   Romani said:
   Posted: February 21st, 2007

   Yo Mommas pussy is SO STRETCHED OUT OUT OUT out out out………

4. 48
   Romani said:
   Posted: February 21st, 2007

   Yo Momma is SO POOR, she can’t even afford to pay ATTENTION

5. 49
   Romani said:
   Posted: February 21st, 2007

   Yo mommas Vibrator is Huge, the fuckin thing has an Electric Starter…

   Yo Mommas Vibrator is so fuckin Huge, when she cranks the fucker up, the neighbors Lights DIM…lmao

6. 50
   Romani said:
   Posted: February 21st, 2007

   Yo momma is so fuckin retarded, she plays Tic-Tac-Toe with a breath mint and her left foot…

7. 51
   Romani said:
   Posted: February 21st, 2007

   Yo momma is so fuckin DUMB, she went to the movies and they told her she had to be 18 or over, so she left and came back with 17 of her friends…

8. 52
   asmaa said:
   Posted: February 22nd, 2007

   yo momma so fat a old guy was kicking a house and yo momma said stop kicking my house

9. 53
   Ashley Torman said:
   Posted: February 22nd, 2007

   I thought all of these jokes was really funny. I couldnt stop laughing. I cant wait till you get new ones on here. I watch the show all the time also. Also Wilmer Valderramma is sooo sexy.

10. 54
    fucku said:
    Posted: February 23rd, 2007

    Yo mommas so stupid shes fucking stupid!

11. 55
    imnottelling said:
    Posted: February 23rd, 2007

    yo mommas so stupid when she puts ipod speakers in her ears she hears an echo

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