yo momma sofat her shadow weighs 100000000000000 pounds
yo momma so dumb if my dog was as dumb as her he would walk backwards and shake his head
yo momma goes into a strip joint and the pay her to keep her cloths on
yo momma like an SUV big,black, and room for 6 construction workers inside
yo momma so ugly she walks in the the bank and they cut the cameras off
yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade
yo momma so old her birth certifacate says expired
yo momma is so short you can see her feet on her license
yo momma so skinny she ate a M&M and looked 8 months pregnant
yo momma dont need the internet she already world wide
yo momma got on the scale and it said to be continued
yo momma gave us her # and we thought it was her weight
Posted: March 1st, 2007
yo momma so dumb she walked in a grocrey store and died of stravation
Posted: March 1st, 2007
Yo mommas ass is so hairy dhat wen she pull down her pants itz like king kong cummin out “HELLO AMERICA!”
Posted: March 1st, 2007
Yo momma so fat dhat wen she walked out on the balqunie dey had to evaquated the town
Posted: March 2nd, 2007
yo mom so ugly the cycatrist makes her lay face down
Posted: March 3rd, 2007
when i yelled micheal jakson…yo momma looked back and said wat?
Posted: March 3rd, 2007
yo momma like a shotgun….2 cocks and she blows!!
Posted: March 3rd, 2007
yomomma like bricks she keep getting laid by mexicans
Posted: March 3rd, 2007
I FLY LIKE A BUTTERFLY I STING LIKE A BEE I HAD SEX WITH YOMOMMA LAST NIGHT NOW IT STINGS WHEN I PEE
Posted: March 4th, 2007
yo momma sofat her shadow weighs 100000000000000 pounds
yo momma so dumb if my dog was as dumb as her he would walk backwards and shake his head
yo momma goes into a strip joint and the pay her to keep her cloths on
yo momma like an SUV big,black, and room for 6 construction workers inside
yo momma so ugly she walks in the the bank and they cut the cameras off
yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade
yo momma so old her birth certifacate says expired
yo momma is so short you can see her feet on her license
yo momma so skinny she ate a M&M and looked 8 months pregnant
yo momma dont need the internet she already world wide
yo momma got on the scale and it said to be continued
yo momma gave us her # and we thought it was her weight
Posted: March 4th, 2007
yo momma is so fat when she saw a school bus full of white kids she yelled ” stop that TWINKY!!!!!! “
Posted: March 4th, 2007
yo momma so black the whites of her eyes are grey