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  1. 67
    Just Me said:

      yo momma so dumb she walked in a grocrey store and died of stravation

  2. 68
    Just Me said:

      Yo mommas ass is so hairy dhat wen she pull down her pants itz like king kong cummin out “HELLO AMERICA!”

  3. 69
    Just Me said:

      Yo momma so fat dhat wen she walked out on the balqunie dey had to evaquated the town

  4. 70
    jake said:

      yo mom so ugly the cycatrist makes her lay face down

  5. 71
    yomomism.j. said:

      when i yelled micheal jakson…yo momma looked back and said wat?

  6. 72
    yomomism.j. said:

      yo momma like a shotgun….2 cocks and she blows!!

  7. 73
    yomomma said:

      yomomma like bricks she keep getting laid by mexicans

  8. 74
    yomomma said:

      I FLY LIKE A BUTTERFLY I STING LIKE A BEE I HAD SEX WITH YOMOMMA LAST NIGHT NOW IT STINGS WHEN I PEE

  9. 75
    nottellingumyname said:

      yo momma sofat her shadow weighs 100000000000000 pounds
      yo momma so dumb if my dog was as dumb as her he would walk backwards and shake his head
      yo momma goes into a strip joint and the pay her to keep her cloths on
      yo momma like an SUV big,black, and room for 6 construction workers inside
      yo momma so ugly she walks in the the bank and they cut the cameras off
      yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade
      yo momma so old her birth certifacate says expired
      yo momma is so short you can see her feet on her license
      yo momma so skinny she ate a M&M and looked 8 months pregnant
      yo momma dont need the internet she already world wide
      yo momma got on the scale and it said to be continued
      yo momma gave us her # and we thought it was her weight

  10. 76
    EZIZZLE said:

      yo momma is so fat when she saw a school bus full of white kids she yelled ” stop that TWINKY!!!!!! “

  11. 77
    Yo Momma's Master said:

      yo momma so black the whites of her eyes are grey

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